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The Funny Assassin

Author : Charlie Hogg
Publisher : Austin Macauley Publishers
ISBN 13 : 1528993071
Total Pages : 273 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (289 download)

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Download or read book The Funny Assassin written by Charlie Hogg and published by Austin Macauley Publishers. This book was released on 2024-01-05 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Billy Doyle: a skilled military Ops Specialist turned uproarious stand-up comedian. His days of combat may have taken a backseat to laughter, but his fighting spirit hasn’t hung up its boots just yet. In a twist of fate, his comedic routine catches the eye of a British Intelligence Officer, especially when Billy effortlessly fends off thugs post-show. This act of valour swiftly lands him a new gig, melding his military prowess with his comedic charm in the covert world of espionage. Billy’s debut in the cloak-and-dagger realm involves investigating, and possibly eliminating, the nefarious Lord Carmthen, the mastermind of a grand blackmailing empire stationed right out of London. As Carmthen’s dark money fuels a drug syndicate stretching across South America, Billy finds himself chasing shadows from the bustling heart of South Florida to the sun-kissed shores of the Caribbean. Infiltrating the cartel isn’t a laughing matter, but Billy’s comedic facade proves to be an unexpected asset in a world where trust is a rare commodity. As he delves deeper into the underbelly of the drug trade, entangling with the cartel’s members, his mission morphs into a crusade to cripple the cartel’s stronghold. But the stakes are sky-high, and the moments of peril Billy faces demand far more than punchlines to navigate. Every covert operation drags him further into a deadly game where missteps could be fatal, and trust could be a mirage. The only constant companion Billy has is danger, and his only armour is his undying resolve to dismantle the tendrils of corruption and hopefully, live to tell the tale.

'Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy

Author : Leslie Langtry
Publisher : Gemma Halliday Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0985411821
Total Pages : 148 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (854 download)

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Download or read book 'Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy written by Leslie Langtry and published by Gemma Halliday Publishing. This book was released on 2015-01-08 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From National Bestselling author, Leslie Langtry... YOU CAN'T PICK YOUR FAMILY... Death by Chocolate is her favorite dessert. And those knitting needles aren't just for craft projects. To most people, Gin Bombay is an ordinary single mom. Then again, they don't know she's from a family of top secret assassins. Somewhere between leading a Girl Scout troop for her kindergartner--would nooses count for a knot badge?--and keeping their puppy from destroying the furniture, Gin now has to take out a new target. BUT YOU CAN PICK THEM OFF Except this target has an incredibly hot Australian bodyguard who knows just how to make her weak in the knees. But with a traitor threatening to expose everything, Gin doesn't have much time indulge her hormones. She's got to find the leak and clear her assignment...or she'll end up next on the Bombay family hit list. Other Greatest Hits Mysteries available: Guns Will Keep Us Together – book #2 Stand By Your Hitman – book #3 I Shot You Babe – book #4 Paradise by the Rifles Sights – book #5 Snuff the Magic Dragon - book #6 My Heroes Have Always Been Hitmen – book #7 Four Killing Birds – a holiday short story Have Yourself a Deadly Little Christmas – a holiday short story REVIEWS: "The Greatest Hits Mysteries are pure wicked fun! Imagine Stephanie Plum with a license to kill... and Grandma Mazur running the show. You'd be close to the Bombay Family." ~ Gemma Halliday, New York Times Bestselling author of the High Heels Mysteries “With an irreverent, tell-it-like-it-is, suburban-mom-assassin narrator, Leslie Langtry’s ‘Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy delivers wild and wicked fun.” -Julie Kenner, USA Today Bestselling Author “Darkly funny and wildly over the top, this mystery answers the burning question, ‘Do assassin skills and Girl Scout merit badges mix…’ one truly original and wacky novel!” -RT BOOKreviews “Those who like dark humor will enjoy a look into the deadliest female assassin and PTA mom’s life.” -Parkersburg News “Mixing a deadly sense of humor and plenty of sexy sizzle, Leslie Langtry creates a brilliantly original, laughter-rich mix of contemporary romance and suspense in ‘Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy” -Chicago Tribune “The beleaguered soccer mom assassin concept is a winner, and Langtry gets the fun started from page one with a myriad of clever details.” -Publisher’s Weekly

Deadpool: Assassin

Author : Cullen Bunn
Publisher : Marvel Entertainment
ISBN 13 : 1302506730
Total Pages : 153 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (25 download)

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Download or read book Deadpool: Assassin written by Cullen Bunn and published by Marvel Entertainment. This book was released on 2018-10-24 with total page 153 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Collecting Deadpool: Assassin #1-6. Cullen Bunn, master of the Deadpool limited series, joins comics legend Mark Bagley to set the sassin assassin against his own kind! The Assassins Guild, that is! Theyre gunning for Deadpool and anybody he cares about, and Wades healing factor is about to be put to the ultimate test by the knife-wielding speedster called Harvester! And even if Deadpool is lucky enough to survive that encounter, the nefarious neer-do-wells lining up to take their shot will make that showdown look like a walk in the park! But the Guild picked the wrong Merc to mess with. And soon Deadpool and his pals will take the fight to the assassins and hit them where they live literally! But in an all-out assault on the Assassins Guilds HQ, not everybody will make it out in one piece!

Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag

Author : Christie Golden
Publisher : Insights
ISBN 13 : 9781608873227
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (732 download)

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Download or read book Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag written by Christie Golden and published by Insights. This book was released on 2014-03-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Delve into the world of Ubisoft’s latest installment in the acclaimed Assassin’s Creed® series with this fascinating glimpse of one of history’s most storied legends: Edward Thatch, otherwise known as the infamous pirate captain Blackbeard. Few moments in history have proven as timelessly fascinating as the lawless Golden Age of Piracy, which was largely played out in the Caribbean of the sixteenth and early seventeenth centuries. In this time of rebellion, fortune, intrigue, and adventure, Blackbeard stands as one of the most fearsome captains to have ever sailed the seas. Now, as the latest historical figure to take center stage in the Assassin’s Creed® franchise, Blackbeard joins the ranks of Edward Kenway—father of Haytham Kenway and grandfather of Connor—as they navigate troubled island waters and carve out their destinies. Thoughtfully crafted to resemble an authentic pirate artifact, this illustrated journal delivers a unique insider’s view into the world of the game through fascinating entries that provide a firsthand account of the day-to-day lives of the characters. This one-of-a-kind graphic novel — featuring beautifully etched illustrations and portraits, a wanted poster, removable Letter of Marque, torn pages ripped out by Blackbeard himself, and more — brings the bold worlds of Blackbeard and Kenway strikingly to life.

The Making of Assassin's Creed: 15th Anniversary

Author : Alex Calvin
Publisher : Dark Horse Comics
ISBN 13 : 1506734847
Total Pages : 246 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (67 download)

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Download or read book The Making of Assassin's Creed: 15th Anniversary written by Alex Calvin and published by Dark Horse Comics. This book was released on 2023-10-03 with total page 246 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An oversized full-color hardcover that celebrates fifteen years of the iconic Assassin’s Creed video game saga! Discover the genesis of each Assassin’s Creed game and get an insider's look at the efforts that went into creating one the biggest franchises in the video game industry. In observance of Assassin’s Creed’s fifteen-year anniversary, Ubisoft and Dark Horse Books have teamed up to create an extensive examination into the creation of the award-winning Assassin’s Creed franchise. Featuring gorgeous art from over a decade-and-a-half of development, and detailed interviews with the games’ past and present creators, this is the perfect companion piece for any aspiring Assassin.

Baoan martial arts novels:New Assassin Tale

Author : Baoan Liu
Publisher : Baoan Liu
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 995 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Baoan martial arts novels:New Assassin Tale written by Baoan Liu and published by Baoan Liu. This book was released on with total page 995 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Dream Assassin Volume (1)

Author : Roman Harambura
Publisher : Partridge Publishing Singapore
ISBN 13 : 1543749836
Total Pages : 819 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (437 download)

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Download or read book The Dream Assassin Volume (1) written by Roman Harambura and published by Partridge Publishing Singapore. This book was released on 2019-02-20 with total page 819 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Humanity’s Greatest Gift Imagination” Roman expresses that we as humans have the ability to think by thought power, as humans on this most precious Earth we each have the power within us to create through manifestation anything we choose simply by the power of our own thoughts. Roman believes we are all thinking beings that every thought we each have has the possibilities of becoming our own reality be it negative thoughts or positive thoughts which in turn creates our personal existence either in a negative way or a positive way, he says we are not in reality physical it only appears to be that way because we are so highly conditioned by our own beliefs systems, we are in fact “Living Energy” in the making of becoming “Living Consciousness”. The main reason he wrote and created his new book: “The Dream Assassin” was to show all of humanity that “Imagination” is real, and at the same time create magnificent imaginative magic that would not only bring awareness but ignite the true inner passion of every individual that reads this book, but also to see the movie when it is created in the future to come. As “Albert Einstein the great Theoretical Physicist” said on many occasions: “Reality is merely an Illusion all be it a very persistent one”. It’s like saying just because you cannot touch something doesn’t mean it is not real, because it may be vibrating simply at another level of consciousness.

The Assassin's Wife

Author : Albert Corne
Publisher : Page Publishing Inc
ISBN 13 : 1644628724
Total Pages : 397 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (446 download)

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Download or read book The Assassin's Wife written by Albert Corne and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2019-03-26 with total page 397 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the 1960s, Casey Lancon, a former New Orleans policewoman and now a successful detective in Lafayette, Louisiana, is retained to investigate a recent murder in Baton Rouge, while Bobby, her husband and a history professor at the local university, has befriended Rose Derouselle Chauvin, the wife of the man accused of assassinating a prominent politician in the halls of the state capitol during the turbulent 1930s. When Rose asks Casey if she would look into the assassination as well, Casey tells her she'll do if and when she has the time but quickly discovers that the two murders are in fact closely tied to each other, and assisted by close friends, associates, and even strangers, Casey begins to unravel inconsistencies in the historical account while dealing with fantasy and madness as well as intentional misdirection and occasional outright lies, much of it provided by Rose herself. Forced by obligations to abandon their cottage in the university section as well as cherished visits to their houseboat in the great Atchafalaya Basin, Casey begins doggedly investigating both murders, and despite Rose's incessant interference and manipulation, Casey manages to forge a strong and cherished friendship with the woman known to history as the assassin's wife. The characters closely reflect the mixed French heritage of south Louisiana, the area now known as Acadiana-Bobby Lancon, Jean Claude Bourgeois, and Jimmy Melancon, Cajun swampers; Casey Lancon, Amos Allen, and Gerri Breaux, transplanted Cajun detectives; Tre, Bobby and Casey's Cajun son; and Susan DeVillier, Rose Chauvin, and Joey Davenport, descendants of French aristocrats who fled the French Revolution and the Reign of Terror and settled in Louisiana

Assassin's Creed: Renaissance

Author : Oliver Bowden
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101196599
Total Pages : 496 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (11 download)

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Download or read book Assassin's Creed: Renaissance written by Oliver Bowden and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2010-02-23 with total page 496 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Betrayed by the ruling families of Italy, a young man embarks upon an epic quest for vengeance during the Renaissance in this novel based on the Assassin's Creed™ video game series. “I will seek vengeance upon those who betrayed my family. I am Ezio Auditore Da Firenze. I am an Assassin…” To eradicate corruption and restore his family’s honor, Ezio will learn the art of the Assassins. Along the way, he will call upon the wisdom of such great minds as Leonardo da Vinci and Niccolo Machiavello—knowing that survival is bound to the skills by which he must live. To his allies, he will become a force for change—fighting for freedom and justice. To his enemies, he will become a threat dedicated to the destruction of the tyrants abusing the people of Italy. So begins an epic story of power, revenge and conspiracy... An Original Novel Based on the Multiplatinum Video Game from Ubisoft

The Assassin

Author : Pamela DuMond
Publisher : Pamela DuMond Media
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 358 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Assassin written by Pamela DuMond and published by Pamela DuMond Media. This book was released on with total page 358 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: USA Today Best author featured on “ABC 20/20” brings you THE ASSASSIN -- the second book in the Mortal Beloved Romantasy Time Travel fantasy series. __ Time Traveler. Messenger. Beloved. Spy. Madeline’s a Messenger: time traveling across lifetimes, delivering messages that could change one life or many. When she discovers that her true love, Samuel, is alive in present day but doesn’t remember her from their past, she journeys to a deadly royal conflict in medieval Portugal hoping to rekindle his memory. A mad king turns her into his spy. Mortal assassins, and dark-souled time travelers seek to kill her. What more could go wrong? PRAISE “… I felt I was in the hands of a consummate storyteller and she would take me on a trip filled with adventure, heartbreak and most of all love.” A. Reviewer “Fans of time travel, romance, court intrigue, and history will enjoy this series. Pick it up now…” Angreadsblogspot.com “The story is amazing and I cannot wait for the third. Time travel romance at its best.” Free Bird Reviews “...Mortal Beloved series is ripe for greatness." Shelly Glowdowski @ The Midwest Book Review THE ASSASSIN was featured in Glamour UK September, 2015. GRAB. THIS. BOOK!

Too Funny for Words

Author : David Kalat
Publisher : McFarland
ISBN 13 : 1476678561
Total Pages : 261 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (766 download)

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Download or read book Too Funny for Words written by David Kalat and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2019-04-12 with total page 261 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: American silent film comedies were dominated by sight gags, stunts and comic violence. With the advent of sound, comedies in the 1930s were a riot of runaway heiresses and fast-talking screwballs. It was more than a technological pivot--the first feature-length sound film, The Jazz Singer (1927), changed Hollywood. Lost in the discussion of that transition is the overlap between the two genres. Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton and Harold Lloyd kept slapstick alive well into the sound era. Screwball directors like Leo McCarey, Frank Capra and Ernst Lubitsch got their starts in silent comedy. From Chaplin's tramp to the witty repartee of His Girl Friday (1940), this book chronicles the rise of silent comedy and its evolution into screwball--two flavors of the same genre--through the works of Mack Sennett, Roscoe Arbuckle, Harry Langdon and others.

Assassin's Creed

Author : Oliver Bowden
Publisher : Penguin UK
ISBN 13 : 1405932112
Total Pages : 2000 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (59 download)

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Download or read book Assassin's Creed written by Oliver Bowden and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2017-01-12 with total page 2000 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Collected together for the first time, all eight Assassin's Creed novels based on the phenomenally successful gaming series. Fans of the game will love these stories. Titles in this Collection include: Underworld, Unity, Black Flag, Forsaken, Revelations, The Secret Crusade, Brotherhood, Renaissance. The covert war between two secret organizations, the shadowy Templar Knights and the elite Order of Assassins, has been raging for millennia. Following the murder of his father and brothers, Ezio Auditore di Firenze is entrusted with an ancient Codex, the key to a conspiracy that goes back to centuries. Ezio must avenge the deaths of his kinsmen and in doing so fulfil his destiny, and live by the laws of the Assassin's Creed. Ezio's quest will test him to his limits. And in such treacherous times, conspiracy is everywhere, even within the ranks of the brotherhood itself . . . We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins.

Death of an Assassin

Author : John Creasey
Publisher : House of Stratus
ISBN 13 : 0755154851
Total Pages : 194 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (551 download)

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Download or read book Death of an Assassin written by John Creasey and published by House of Stratus. This book was released on 2015-05-01 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Roger ‘Handsome’ West of Scotland Yard has to ensure a Prince arrives in London safely. However, as the oil-magnate Prince crosses a Cathedral Square, a shot rings out. The Prince’s main Counsellor lies dead. Jim Barnett catches it all on camera, but then he too is murdered. It is up to West to solve the mystery, but just who is he up against?

An Assassin's Tale

Author : W. Shane Wilson
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0557336937
Total Pages : 254 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (573 download)

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Download or read book An Assassin's Tale written by W. Shane Wilson and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010-03-31 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kai is the orphan who has not one but two masters, One Assassin and one wizard. Jo'kin took him in and taught him to be the most deadly killer in generations; Arlorne felt the seeds of sorcerey in Kai and saw that Kai was of his on people; so Arlorne the White taught Kai wizardry which is against the law. One thing neither master counted on was kai's good heart and selfless nature. It makes him not weak but deadly on a leave you cannot not imagine. Kai makes friend that are loyal to the death such as the genuis thinker Raj; who is also a two master kid. Together they face death, family and in the end Kai faces love with a girl Bren.

Assassin's Creed: Black Flag

Author : Oliver Bowden
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101595663
Total Pages : 237 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (15 download)

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Download or read book Assassin's Creed: Black Flag written by Oliver Bowden and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-12-03 with total page 237 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Edward Kenway sets out to become a pirate and finds himself drawn into the centuries-old battle between the Assassins and the Templars in this novel based on the Assassin's Creed™ video game series. “I was spellbound by the hooded man at work. Mesmerized by this agent of death, who had ignored the carnage around him by biding his time and waiting to strike.” It is the golden age of piracy and the New World beckons. Edward Kenway—the brash young son of a wool merchant—dreams of gold and cannot resist the lure of a life of glory on the high seas. When his family homestead is attacked, there seems like no better time to escape, and Kenway soon establishes himself as one of the deadliest privateers of his day. But greed, ambition and betrayal follow closely in his wake. And when evidence of a crippling conspiracy begins to surface, threatening to destroy everything that he holds dear, Kenway can’t resist the urge for retribution. An Original Assassin's Creed Novel Based on the Multiplatinum Video Game from Ubisoft

An Assassin's Guide to Love and Treason

Author : Virginia Boecker
Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 031632728X
Total Pages : 342 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (163 download)

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Download or read book An Assassin's Guide to Love and Treason written by Virginia Boecker and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2018-10-23 with total page 342 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Shakespeare in Love meets Mr. and Mrs. Smith in this witty and thrilling story of star-crossed assassins in Elizabeth England, perfect for fans of My Lady Jane and TheGentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue! When Lady Katherine's father is killed for being an illegally practicing Catholic, she discovers treason wasn't the only secret he's been hiding: he was also involved in a murder plot against the reigning Queen Elizabeth I. With nothing left to lose, Katherine disguises herself as a boy and travels to London to fulfill her father's mission, and to take it one step further -- kill the queen herself. Katherine's opportunity comes in the form of William Shakespeare's newest play, which is to be performed in front of Her Majesty. But what she doesn't know is that the play is not just a play. It's a plot to root out insurrectionists and destroy the rebellion once and for all. The mastermind behind this ruse is Toby Ellis, a young spy for the queen with secrets of his own. When Toby and Katherine are cast opposite each other as the play's leads, they find themselves inexplicably drawn to one another. But the closer they grow, the more precarious their positions become. And soon they learn that star-crossed love, mistaken identity, and betrayal are far more dangerous off the stage than on.

The Housewife Assassin’s Antisocial Media Tips

Author : Josie Brown
Publisher : Signal Press
ISBN 13 : 1970093218
Total Pages : 269 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (7 download)

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Download or read book The Housewife Assassin’s Antisocial Media Tips written by Josie Brown and published by Signal Press. This book was released on 2022-02-18 with total page 269 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: IN THE 21TH NOVEL OF THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN SERIES: Donna and Jack are ready for their close-ups as fake-famous overnight sensations in order to expose who among several very popular social media influencers is passing U.S. state secrets to foreign agents.