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Book Synopsis The Funniest Space Joke Book Ever by : Joe King
Download or read book The Funniest Space Joke Book Ever written by Joe King and published by . This book was released on 2017-02-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the sun go to school?To get brighter! Why did the cow go to outer space? To visit the Milky Way! How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rocket! Why did the alien knit itself three socks? Because it grew another foot! Kids will be over the moon with this collection of fantastically funny space jokes!
Book Synopsis The Funniest Joke Book Ever! by : Editors of Portable Press
Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Book Synopsis The Ultimate Space Joke Book for Kids: 70 Hilarious Space Jokes with Funny Illustrations by : Sadie Gardner
Download or read book The Ultimate Space Joke Book for Kids: 70 Hilarious Space Jokes with Funny Illustrations written by Sadie Gardner and published by . This book was released on 2021-03-10 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Ultimate Space Joke Book For Kids! Heaps of hilarious space jokes coupled with funny illustrations, providing hours of entertainment for kids of any age - even adults! This must-get joke book includes: Hilarious space, alien and astronaut jokes. Knock-knock Jokes. Humorous illustrations. A fun challenge at the back to do with your friends and family! This makes a perfect gift for kids as the funny characters and jokes will guarantee to put a smile on their faces. Grab your copy today and have an 'out of this world' giggle!
Book Synopsis 501 Space Joke-tivities by : Highlights
Download or read book 501 Space Joke-tivities written by Highlights and published by Highlights Press. This book was released on 2020-10-06 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Calling all space cadets! This 144-page cosmic collection contains all kinds of activities about stars, planets, aliens, astronauts and more! Blast off into space with this uniquely Highlights mix of humor, activity and information, guaranteed to amuse every joke-obsessed kid who loves learning about space. Filled with a huge variety of space-themed activities, this collection is perfect for future astronauts ages 6-9. Your young explorer can delve into a list of 88 constellations, learn fascinating real-life facts, giggle at goofy jokes and tongue twisters, and solve spacey puzzles by the dozens. There are Hidden Pictures scenes, non-fiction articles, limericks, cartoons, mazes, word finds, matching games, writing and drawing prompts, quizzes and other activities. Great as a gift or for screen-free entertainment any time, this collection helps kids build important skills all while having fun. Telling jokes is a great way for kids to develop creative expression and social-emotional skills, while puzzling improves focus, visual perception and more skills kids use in school. Like all Highlights products, the 501 Space Joke-tivities book is well researched, well constructed and visually appealing, to bring kids age-centric Fun with a Purpose.
Book Synopsis Dad Jokes by : Editors of Portable Press
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-09-01 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!
Book Synopsis The Outer Space Joke Book by : Kay Barnham
Download or read book The Outer Space Joke Book written by Kay Barnham and published by The Rosen Publishing Group, Inc. This book was released on 2011-07-01 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who knew outer space could be so entertaining? Aliens, planets, and asteroids become laughable subjects through this silly book. Whacky illustrations accompany jokes adding another level of hilarity.
Book Synopsis The Outer Space Joke Book by : Sean Connolly
Download or read book The Outer Space Joke Book written by Sean Connolly and published by Arcturus Publishing. This book was released on 2019-09-27 with total page 63 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q: What do aliens cook their breakfasts on? A: Unidentified frying objects Lighten the atmosphere with this hilarious collection of 140 space-themed jokes. Young readers can pun about Pluto, Martians and astronauts with this brilliantly illustrated joke book, including knock-knock jokes, one-liners and more. They are out of this world! ABOUT THE SERIES: Laugh Out Loud is a vibrant and dynamic joke book series for kids. Featuring a variety of exciting themes, these titles build general knowledge and their playful jokes are great to share with family and friends. Perfect for kids aged 5+.
Book Synopsis Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids) by : Rob Elliott
Download or read book Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids) written by Rob Elliott and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2013-06-15 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now With more than 2 million copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, it's clear that kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers.
Book Synopsis The Funniest Christmas Joke Book Ever by : Joe King
Download or read book The Funniest Christmas Joke Book Ever written by Joe King and published by . This book was released on 2012 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did Father Christmas start sneezing as he went down the chimney? Because he had the floo! How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer. Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed. These and many more hilarious jokes for a very merry Christmas!
Download or read book Knock Knock! Again written by Highlights and published by Highlights Press. This book was released on 2021-08-17 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Knock knock! Open up for 1,000 silly knock-knock jokes, curated by the kid experts at Highlights. This sequel to Knock, Knock! The BIGGEST, Best Joke Book EVER offers even more knock-knock jokes that will have kids laughing over and over again. This 352-page book makes a great gift for growing comedians ages 6 and up. A favorite of kids and grown-ups everywhere, knock-knocks are guaranteed to bring on the giggles. Like its companion, Highlights’ Laugh Attack joke book for kids, Knock Knock is packed with age-appropriate, funny jokes that kids can enjoy sharing with siblings, friends, grandparents and anyone who needs a laugh. With new jokes about animals, school, space, sports, and more, kids will amuse themselves for hours. Joke books encourage kids to read for fun and provide screen-free entertainment for road trips, rainy days and more—a great option for reluctant readers! Plus, sharing jokes with friends and family isn’t just fun; wordplay found in jokes boosts young readers’ language skills. Telling jokes also helps kids build confidence and social-emotional skills to help them succeed in school.
Book Synopsis The Funniest & Grossest Joke Book Ever! by : Editors of Portable Press
Download or read book The Funniest & Grossest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-17 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make your friends giggle, guffaw, and groan with disgust at over 900 jokes in this massive volume that combines two hilarious books in one. It’s a 2-for-1 of epic proportions. This book combines our two bestselling kids’ joke books: The Funniest Joke Book Ever! and The Grossest Joke Book Ever! Do you know a kid who likes Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, or one-liners? Of course you do! This collection has all that and more—over 900 jokes—actually. Perfect for boys or girls, it spans all kid-friendly topics, including fairy tales, animals, monsters, and disgusting jokes that’ll make them (and you) want to barf. They’ll laugh out loud at zingers like: Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: Beef jerky! Q: Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately. Q: What kind of life was found on Pluto? A: Fleas! And many more!
Download or read book Jokelopedia written by Ilana Weitzman and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2006-01-01 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a compendium of jokes, riddles, knock-knock jokes, and puns for any occasion, and includes brief blurbs about comedians and successful comedic shows.
Book Synopsis The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever by : Michael Ryan
Download or read book The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever written by Michael Ryan and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2004-03 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "I am speechless. The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever is the most disgusting, crude book I have ever read. I am ashamed to say my son wrote this. Where did I go wrong?" -Mother of Author Michael Ryan, too embarrassed to give her name "I succeeded! It is clear that my superb parenting skills paid off. The Author, Michael Ryan, tells the A to Zs of shit taking. He demonstrates his expertise on the always funny material of the infamous #2." -Proud Father of Author Michael Ryan, who's wife wouldn't let him give his first name The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever was written for anyone who wants to laugh out loud about the topic of taking a crap. Author Michael Ryan displays his expertise on the often unspoken everyday experience of going to the bathroom. He dissects every imaginable issue from the toilet paper texture to the writings on the bathroom stall doors. A few of the many other topics covered are: types of doody, locations, bathroom spray, courtesy flush, the bidet, what to do while going to the bathroom, types of farts, clogging the bowl, activities, wiping (sitting vs. standing), diarrhea, hemorrhoids, girls, masturbation, constipation and public toilets in various countries.
Book Synopsis The Funniest Joke Book Ever by : Lisa Regan
Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever written by Lisa Regan and published by Arcturus Publishing. This book was released on 2019-10-18 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q: What time should you go to the dentist? A: Tooth hurty! This fully illustrated joke book is packed with wicked wisecracks, knee-slapping new jokes, and timeless rib-ticklers. The brilliantly anarchic illustrations take the humour to a whole new level. It's a barrel of laughs for children aged 8+.
Book Synopsis Space Jokes by : Macmillan Adult's Books
Download or read book Space Jokes written by Macmillan Adult's Books and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2019-06-27 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park in it, man. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock it. How do astronauts serve dinner? On flying saucers. Shaped like a space rocket this hilarious book is packed with over one hundred laugh-out-loud jokes about astronauts, planets, aliens, space ships, the solar system and much, much more. This brilliant collection is filled with funny one liners and quirky black-and-white drawings, and is sure to have adults and children alike in stitches. Published to mark the 50th anniversary of the Apollo moon landings.
Book Synopsis The Mini Jokiest Joke Book by : Kathi Wagner
Download or read book The Mini Jokiest Joke Book written by Kathi Wagner and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2020-05-05 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the geologist quit? Because rocks were too hard. The hysterical Jokiest Joking Joke Book series just went pint-sized! Gut-busting one-liners, knock-knocks, puns, and riddles from the full-size book are packed into a fun, pocket-sized edition. Featuring hundreds of hilarious jokes for kids, along with clever black-and-white illustrations, it’s the perfect joke book to have everyone in stitches any place at any time! The Mini Jokiest Joke Book is mini in size, but giant in fun!
Book Synopsis Out of this World by : Stephanie Rodriguez
Download or read book Out of this World written by Stephanie Rodriguez and published by Xist Publishing. This book was released on 2021-06-17 with total page 16 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Aliens and planets and rockets and astronauts are ready to make little ones laugh! Get kids reading AND laughing with funny outer space jokes. Jenna Johnston's bold illustrations add to the hilarity of outer space puns. Developing readers will build confidence and story time will never be the same for your rocket-loving child. Here's an example: Why is Saturn so rich? Because it has a lot of rings! These jokes are silly and strange and make a great gift for a science and space fan. Don't miss the other illustrated joke books in this series including: Yo Ho, Ha Ha! Pirate Jokes for kids Knock Knock, Moo Who? It's Snot Fair! Knock Knock, Dino-mite! and many more from Xist Publishing!
