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Book Synopsis The Day My Fart Followed Me Home by : Ben Jackson
Download or read book The Day My Fart Followed Me Home written by Ben Jackson and published by . This book was released on 2016-09-28 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you and your child love to read together, then you are going to love this! The Day My Fart Followed Me Home is a beautifully illustrated journey of Timmy and how he meets his new friend! If you enjoy reading funny books with gorgeous pictures and love your child to read along with you, then make sure you grab The Day My Fart Followed Me Home! Discover and giggle along with Timmy on his unexpected journey with his new best friend!
Book Synopsis The Day My Fart Followed Me To Hockey by : Sam Lawrence
Download or read book The Day My Fart Followed Me To Hockey written by Sam Lawrence and published by . This book was released on 2016-10-19 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Day My Fart Followed Me To Hockey is a beautifully illustrated journey of Timmy and his best friend the Little Fart as they attend Timmy's first hockey tryouts. Chaos and laughter ensue as the Fart attempts to help out his best friend the only way he knows how.
Book Synopsis The Day My Fart Followed Santa Up the Chimney by : Ben Jackson
Download or read book The Day My Fart Followed Santa Up the Chimney written by Ben Jackson and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-19 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Day My Fart Followed Santa Up The Chimney is a beautifully illustrated journey of Timmy's best friend the Little Fart and Santa Clause as they help deliver presents and spread happiness and joy. There's always plenty of laughter and giggles as the Little Fart attempts to help the only way he knows how.
Book Synopsis Thunder Down Under by : Timothy Knapman
Download or read book Thunder Down Under written by Timothy Knapman and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-13 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Crikey! Someone just farted!It's HUGE. It's smelly. But who did it?Not Wombat, Emu or Kangaroo.Tiny Numbat knows, but NOBODY is listening!
Download or read book Go, Dog. Go! written by P.D. Eastman and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2015-08-25 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A beloved Bright and Early Board Book by P. D. Eastman, now in a larger size! A sturdy board book edition of P. D. Eastman's Go, Dog. Go!, now available in a bigger size perfect for babies and toddlers! This abridged version of the classic Beginner Book features red dogs, blue dogs, big dogs, little dogs—all kinds of wonderful dogs—riding bicycles, scooters, skis, and roller skates and driving all sorts of vehicles on their way to a big dog party held on top of a tree! A perfect gift for baby showers, birthdays, and happy occasions of all kinds, it will leave dog lovers howling with delight!
Download or read book Meet Wild Boars written by Meg Rosoff and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2005-05 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It is very hard to be friends with wild boars because they are dirty and smelly, bad-tempered, and rude.
Download or read book Project Hail Mary written by Andy Weir and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2021-05-04 with total page 497 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • From the author of The Martian, a lone astronaut must save the earth from disaster in this “propulsive” (Entertainment Weekly), cinematic thriller full of suspense, humor, and fascinating science—in development as a major motion picture starring Ryan Gosling. HUGO AWARD FINALIST • ONE OF THE YEAR’S BEST BOOKS: Bill Gates, GatesNotes, New York Public Library, Parade, Newsweek, Polygon, Shelf Awareness, She Reads, Kirkus Reviews, Library Journal • “An epic story of redemption, discovery and cool speculative sci-fi.”—USA Today “If you loved The Martian, you’ll go crazy for Weir’s latest.”—The Washington Post Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission—and if he fails, humanity and the earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn’t know that. He can’t even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he’s been asleep for a very, very long time. And he’s just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company. His crewmates dead, his memories fuzzily returning, Ryland realizes that an impossible task now confronts him. Hurtling through space on this tiny ship, it’s up to him to puzzle out an impossible scientific mystery—and conquer an extinction-level threat to our species. And with the clock ticking down and the nearest human being light-years away, he’s got to do it all alone. Or does he? An irresistible interstellar adventure as only Andy Weir could deliver, Project Hail Mary is a tale of discovery, speculation, and survival to rival The Martian—while taking us to places it never dreamed of going.
Download or read book Does It Fart? written by Nick Caruso and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2018-04-03 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the scientist duo behind True or Poo?, their original New York Times bestselling sensation--a scientifically precise, fully illustrated, utterly hilarious guide to animal flatulence. Dogs do it. Millipedes do it. Dinosaurs did it. You do it. I do it. Octopuses don't (and nor do octopi). Spiders might do it: more research is needed. Birds don't do it, but they could if they wanted to. Herrings do it to communicate with each other. In 2017 zoologist Dani Rabaiotti's teenage brother asked her a most teenaged question: Do snakes fart? Stumped, Rabaiotti turned to Twitter. The internet did not disappoint. Her innocent question spawned the hashtag #doesitfart and it spread like a noxious gas. Dozens of noted experts began weighing in on which animals do and don't fart, and if they do, how much, how often, what it's made of, what it smells like, and why. Clearly, the public demands more information on animal farts. Does it Fart? fills that void: a fully authoritative, fully illustrated guide to animal flatulence, covering the habits of 80 animals in more detail than you ever knew you needed. What do hyena farts smell especially bad? What is a fossa, and does it fart? Why do clams vomit but not fart? And what is a fart, really? Pairing hilarious illustrations with surprisingly detailed scientific explanations, Does it Fart? will allow you to shift the blame onto all kinds of unlikely animals for years to come.
Book Synopsis It's Not Easy Being a Little Fart by : Ben Jackson
Download or read book It's Not Easy Being a Little Fart written by Ben Jackson and published by . This book was released on 2018-08-19 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Little Fart is back, and he's not alone this time! He's bought a whole family of farts along with him! If you and your child love to read together, then you are going to love reading along with the Little Fart as he introduces us to his extended fart family. It's Not Easy Being A Little Fart is a beautifully illustrated journey of the Little Fart as he introduces us to his extended fart family. The Little Fart is Timmy's best imaginary friend, and while you can't see him, you'll definitely be able to smell him! If you enjoy reading funny books with beautiful illustrations and love having your child read along with you, then make sure you grab It's Not Easy Being A Little Fart! Discover and giggle along with the Little Fart as he introduces his stinky and funny family! Scroll up and get ready to giggle along with your children!
Book Synopsis The Day My Fart Followed Me to the Zoo by : Ben Jackson
Download or read book The Day My Fart Followed Me to the Zoo written by Ben Jackson and published by . This book was released on 2017-10-30 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Timmy and his mischievous best friend the Little Fart are back! If you and your child enjoy reading together, then you are going to fall in love with Timmy and the Little Fart as they experience all the fun and adventure of the zoo! The Day My Fart Followed Me To The Zoo is a beautifully illustrated journey of Timmy and his best friend the Little Fart as they walk around the zoo together, visiting the animals and learning fun facts. If you enjoy reading cute and hilarious books with beautiful illustrations, then you'll want to grab a copy of The Day My Fart Followed Me To The Zoo for yourself now! Discover and giggle along with Timmy and his best friend on their exciting day at the zoo with all the wonderful and exciting animals.
Book Synopsis The Day My Fart Followed Me To Baseball by : Ben Jackson
Download or read book The Day My Fart Followed Me To Baseball written by Ben Jackson and published by . This book was released on 2019-04-19 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Timmy and his best friend the Little Fart are back again and its baseball season! If you and your child love to read together, and you've been searching for a beautifully illustrated and hilarious story, then you are going to love reading along with Timmy and the Little Fart as they hit the baseball field. The Day My Fart Followed Me To Baseball is the perfect baseball book for boys and girls. The Day My Fart Followed Me To Baseball follows Timmy as he heads out onto the baseball field for the first game of the season. While Timmy is busy on the field, the Little Fart discovers a mischievous way to teach some bullies a valuable lesson. If you enjoy reading funny books with beautiful illustrations and love having your child read along with you, then make sure you grab a copy of The Day My Fart Followed Me To Baseball. Discover and giggle along with Timmy and his best friend on their exciting day on the baseball field.
Book Synopsis The White Cat and the Monk by : Jo Ellen Bogart
Download or read book The White Cat and the Monk written by Jo Ellen Bogart and published by Groundwood Books Ltd. This book was released on 2020-07-14 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A monk leads a simple life. He studies his books late into the evening and searches for truth in their pages. His cat, Pangur, leads a simple life, too, chasing prey in the darkness. As night turns to dawn, Pangur leads his companion to the truth he has been seeking. The White Cat and the Monk is a retelling of the classic Old Irish poem “Pangur Bán.” With Jo Ellen Bogart’s simple and elegant narration and Sydney Smith’s classically inspired images, this contemplative story pays tribute to the wisdom of animals and the wonders of the natural world.
Download or read book Fix It with Food written by Michael Symon and published by Clarkson Potter. This book was released on 2019-12-03 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • A guide to managing inflammation and pain with 125+ recipes proving that you don’t need to sacrifice delicious food to eat healthfully and be pain free, from celebrity chef and The Chew co-host Michael Symon IACP AWARD FINALIST • “Michael fixed himself with irresistible recipes that just happened to be healthy. Now you can enjoy healing yourself as well.”—Mehmet Oz, MD, attending surgeon, New York-Presbyterian/Columbia University When Michael Symon found out he had rheumatoid arthritis and external lupus, he suspected that what he ate—or didn’t eat—could make a profound difference in his levels of inflammation and how he felt. So he committed to a food “reset” on The Chew—no red meat, white flour, sugar, dairy, or alcohol. Michael used social media to share his experiment with his fans, and was shocked by the outcome: after completing the reset, he felt amazing. He discovered that dairy, sugar, and processed flours are his food triggers, and that by avoiding them, his inflammation essentially vanished. Michael came up with more than 125 recipes to satisfy his cravings without aggravating his body, including Ginger and Chile-Roast Chicken, dairy-free Mac and Cheese, Spaghetti Squash with Arugula Pesto, and Apple and Cherry Oat Crisp, among many others. Now, for the first time, he is sharing these recipes, as well as a guide on how to identify your food triggers and create a meal plan that works around whatever ingredient causes your discomfort so that you too can enjoy incredible food without sacrificing your health.
Book Synopsis Wow, No Thank You. by : Samantha Irby
Download or read book Wow, No Thank You. written by Samantha Irby and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2020-03-31 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Lambda Literary Award for Bisexual Nonfiction Award Winner • A rip-roaring, edgy and unabashedly raunchy new collection of hilarious essays from the New York Times bestselling author of We Are Never Meeting in Real Life. “Stay-up-all-night, miss-your-subway-stop, spit-out-your-beverage funny.” —Jia Tolentino, New York Times bestselling author of Trick Mirror Irby is forty, and increasingly uncomfortable in her own skin despite what Inspirational Instagram Infographics have promised her. She has left her job as a receptionist at a veterinary clinic, has published successful books and has been friendzoned by Hollywood, left Chicago, and moved into a house with a garden that requires repairs and know-how with her wife in a Blue town in the middle of a Red state where she now hosts book clubs and makes mason jar salads. This is the bourgeois life of a Hallmark Channel dream. She goes on bad dates with new friends, spends weeks in Los Angeles taking meetings with "tv executives slash amateur astrologers" while being a "cheese fry-eating slightly damp Midwest person," "with neck pain and no cartilage in [her] knees," who still hides past due bills under her pillow. The essays in this collection draw on the raw, hilarious particulars of Irby's new life. Wow, No Thank You. is Irby at her most unflinching, riotous, and relatable. Don't miss Samantha Irby's bestselling new book, Quietly Hostile!
Download or read book Rabbit & Robot written by Andrew Smith and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-09-25 with total page 448 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “This provocative jaunt…dissects society, technology, othering, and what makes humanity human.” —Publishers Weekly (starred review) “An unpredictable, gross, and prescient rumination on modernity, media consumption, and machine-aided communication.” —Booklist (starred review) Told with Andrew Smith’s signature dark humor, Rabbit & Robot tells the story of Cager Messer, a boy who’s stranded on the Tennessee—his father’s lunar-cruise utopia—with insane robots. To help him shake his Woz addiction, Billy and Rowan transport Cager Messer up to the Tennessee, a giant lunar-cruise ship orbiting the moon. Meanwhile, Earth, in the midst of thirty simultaneous wars, burns to ash beneath them. And as the robots on board become increasingly insane and cannibalistic, and the Earth becomes a toxic wasteland, the boys have to wonder if they’ll be stranded alone in space forever. In Rabbit & Robot, Andrew Smith, Printz Honor author of Grasshopper Jungle, makes you laugh, cry, and consider what it really means to be human.
Book Synopsis F is for FART #2 by : Mrs MR Smelt It Dealt It
Download or read book F is for FART #2 written by Mrs MR Smelt It Dealt It and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-10-05 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If F is for FART blew you away with its hysterical humor, you will surely love F is for FART #2. F is for FART #2 is about farts. Yes, farts. It's also about ABCs, rhymes, and animals-but it's mostly about farts, and making you and your loved ones laugh about farts. Each letter stands for an animal and is accompanied by a rhyme, which is short and stinky-much like farts are stinky. We hope you think this book stinks in all the right ways. What are the right ways? I'm glad you asked. We've got farts that smell, farts that BOOM, farts that TOOT, farts that groan, and plenty of fart FACTS. Was it you? Was it me? No, of course not-it was the animals! We've got animals from Africa, China, and even Rottnest Island! We've got animals from the East and animals from the West; animals from near and animals from far! We've got animals that fly high in the sky and those that swim deep in the sea! We've even got animals from the land down under-even an animal that is extinct! Some farting creatures live in forests; others live in trees! Just buy the book and you-you will see; just buy the book-just buy it, please! Worried that we've skipped a favorite animal of yours? I don't think so! We've got ... A for alpaca B for brown bear C for chimpanzee D for dolphin E for elk F for fox G for gorilla H for horse I for impala J for jackal K for koala L for lion M for moose N for numbat O for owl P for panda Q for quokka R for rat S for seal T for tiger U for unicorn fish V for vampire bat W for walrus X for xenoceratops (ZEE-no-SEH-rah-tops) Y for yellow mongoose and Z for zebu. If your kids love farts as much as ours, we're sure this book will be a favorite, so please consider adding it to your library. Mr. Smelt It and Mrs. Dealt It Also available F is for FART handwriting activity book F is for FART coloring book P is for POOPS The EMBARRASSED UNICORN A is for AVIATION N is for NATIONAL PARKS
Download or read book Dylan The Dragon written by Mary Kendal and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-09 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If there's one good way to a dragon's heart, it is to let loose one ginormous, fiery fart. It needs to have a scent that smells a bit like smelly feet. With a little bit of mean in it, causing some heat. Join Dylan on his journey of life. A rhyming social story about being different & friendship for ages 3 to 8. Move over Dr. Seuss, Mary Lee Kendal is in town. During Mary's years as a teacher, she found the best way to teach was to be "entertaining without being entertainment." She saw how children and teens are extremely creative if you just give them a chance. Kids learn in many different ways. Some learn through reading, playing, singing, dancing, rhyming, or even drawing. They learn visually, and by writing poetry. They love to creatively express themselves and her classroom was one place they could do that. So how did she come up with fun Dr. Seuss type rhyming books? As a kid, she loved to rhyme. She was always encouraged to write, read, rhyme, play, act, sing, dance, and be as creative as possible by her parents. She feels her books bring in many of her favorite ways to learn. Her social stories are meant to be read aloud between adults and child bringing the bond between each other even closer. All of Mary's social stories are meant to educate in an entertaining way. "If I can help one child feel a little bit better about who they are; build self-confidence, increase self-esteem, help them understand that differences are a good thing, overcome shyness, anxiety, and help them realize they are not alone, then I have done what I have set out to do." Embrace Your Differences! MaryLeeKendal.com
