Very Bad Poetry

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Publisher : Vintage
ISBN 13 : 0679776222
Total Pages : 145 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (797 download)

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Book Synopsis Very Bad Poetry by : Kathryn Petras

Download or read book Very Bad Poetry written by Kathryn Petras and published by Vintage. This book was released on 1997-03-25 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Writing very bad poetry requires talent. It helps to have a wooden ear for words, a penchant for sinking into a mire of sentimentality, and an enviable confidence that allows one to write despite absolutely appalling incompetence. The 131 poems collected in this first-of-its-kind anthology are so glaringly awful that they embody a kind of genius. From Fred Emerson Brooks' "The Stuttering Lover" to Matthew Green's "The Spleen" to Georgia Bailey Parrington's misguided "An Elegy to a Dissected Puppy", they mangle meter, run rampant over rhyme, and bludgeon us into insensibility with their grandiosity, anticlimax, and malapropism. Guaranteed to move even the most stoic reader to tears (of laughter), Very Bad Poetry is sure to become a favorite of the poetically inclined (and disinclined).

The Best Ever Book of Funny Poems

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Publisher : Macmillan Children's Books
ISBN 13 : 1760986380
Total Pages : 168 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (69 download)

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Book Synopsis The Best Ever Book of Funny Poems by : Brian Moses

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Funny Poems written by Brian Moses and published by Macmillan Children's Books. This book was released on 2021-05-25 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Best Ever Book of Funny Poems is a brilliantly funny anthology of the most giggle-worthy children's poems from one of the nations most celebrated children's poets, Brian Moses. Perfect for gifting and for reading aloud, you'll be chortling along with Brian as he shows you the funniest poems in the world! Explore chucklesome poems about pets, funny creatures, school, family, fantasy and fairy-tales, dinosaurs and dragons, space, and just plain SILLY poems. With poets such as Brian Bilston, Sue Hardy-Dawson, Pie Corbett and Paul Cookson next to Liz Brownlee, Mike Jubb, James Carter and Rachel Rooney, this is the ultimate hysterical collection of rib-tickling poems guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.

Laugh-Eteria

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Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN 13 : 9780152061487
Total Pages : 164 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (614 download)

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Book Synopsis Laugh-Eteria by : Douglas Florian

Download or read book Laugh-Eteria written by Douglas Florian and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2008-04 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of more than 100 humorous poems on such topics as ogres, pizza, fear, school, dragons, trees, and hair.

I Could Chew on This

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Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1452131805
Total Pages : 113 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (521 download)

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Book Synopsis I Could Chew on This by : Francesco Marciuliano

Download or read book I Could Chew on This written by Francesco Marciuliano and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2013-07-30 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times bestseller? Oh, you know the dogs weren't going to let the cats get away with that! This canine companion to I Could Pee on This, the beloved volume of poems by cats, I Could Chew on This will have dog lovers laughing out loud. Doggie laureates not only chew on quite a lot of things, they also reveal their creativity, their hidden motives, and their eternal (and sometimes misguided) effervescence through such musings as "I Dropped a Ball," "I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House," and "Can You Smell That?" Accompanied throughout by portraits of the canine poets in all their magnificence, I Could Chew on This is a work of unbridled enthusiasm, insatiable appetite, and, yes, creative genius. Plus, this is a fixed-format version of the book, which looks nearly identical to the print version.

Seriously Funny

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Publisher : University of Georgia Press
ISBN 13 : 0820330876
Total Pages : 446 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (23 download)

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Book Synopsis Seriously Funny by : Barbara Hamby

Download or read book Seriously Funny written by Barbara Hamby and published by University of Georgia Press. This book was released on 2010 with total page 446 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can serious poetry be funny? Chaucer and Shakespeare would say yes, and so do the authors of these 187 poems that address timeless concerns but that also include comic elements. Beginning with the Beats and the New York School and continuing with both marquee-name poets and newcomers, Seriously Funny ranges from poems that are capsized by their own tomfoolery to those that glow with quiet wit to ones in which a laugh erupts in the midst of terrible darkness. Most of the selections were made in the editors' battered compact car, otherwise known as the Seriously Funny Mobile Unit. During the two years in which Barbara Hamby and David Kirby made their choices, they'd set out with a couple of boxes of books in the back seat, and whoever wasn't driving read to the other. When they found that a poem made both of them think but laugh as well, they earmarked it. Readers will find a true generosity in these poems, an eagerness to share ideas and emotions and also to entertain. The singer Ali Farka Tour said that honey is never good when it's only in one mouth, and the editors of Seriously Funny hope its readers find much to share with others.

Humorous Poetry for Children

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Publisher : Putnam Publishing Group
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.X/5 ( download)

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Book Synopsis Humorous Poetry for Children by : William Cole

Download or read book Humorous Poetry for Children written by William Cole and published by Putnam Publishing Group. This book was released on 1955 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of humorous poems, some by well-known and others by obscure poets.

Revenge of the Lunch Ladies

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Publisher : Running Press Adult
ISBN 13 : 1442455691
Total Pages : 80 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (424 download)

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Book Synopsis Revenge of the Lunch Ladies by : Kenn Nesbitt

Download or read book Revenge of the Lunch Ladies written by Kenn Nesbitt and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2012-06-19 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The lunch ladies will finally have their revenge! From the lunch ladies getting back at kids who complain about cafeteria food, to principals who disappear into thin air, school has never been so funny. Revenge of the Lunch Ladies is sure to keep the laughs coming with each giggle-packed page. Kenn Nesbitt has created forty-five silly poems and songs all about school. Revenge of the Lunch Ladies is sure to keep the laughs coming with each giggle-packed page. Kenn Nesbitt has created forty-five silly poems and songs all about school. Following the success of When the Teacher Isn't Looking, this book combines Nesbitt's talent and sense of humor to deliver a knee-slapping collection. If silly principals and crazy lunch ladies don't have you laughing, a science project that ate the student's dog will!

Kids Pick The Funniest Poems

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Publisher : Running Press Adult
ISBN 13 : 1476768501
Total Pages : 145 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (767 download)

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Download or read book Kids Pick The Funniest Poems written by and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2015-02-10 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Betcha laugh! This is one of the most popular collections of funny poetry for kids ever published. It's a classic because it's the first collection of poems selected by kids! It includes clever creations from some of the most popular names in children's poetry, including Bill Dodds, Timothy Tocher, Joyce Armor, Robert Pottle, Bruce Lansky, and Kenn Nesbitt. Humorous illustrations by Stephen Carpenter make this book even better.

Throw the Damn Ball

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Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0142180858
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (421 download)

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Book Synopsis Throw the Damn Ball by : R. D. Rosen

Download or read book Throw the Damn Ball written by R. D. Rosen and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-10-29 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious collection of poetry by dogs—the perfect gift for lovers of literature and pups alike. “Dogs seldom make passes At dogs passing gasses.” Are these the words of Dorothy Parker? Ogden Nash? Nope, the author is Sparky from Milton, Pennsylvania. Sparky, Snowy, Tucker, Louie, these canine laureates have written a volume of poetry displaying the brilliance and wit we've always suspected our dogs were hiding from us. They also, it turns out, revere the human geniuses who came before them, as you’ll see with “There Is No Frigate Like A Pavement”—an homage to Emily Dickinson—and “Do Not Go Gentle.” Yes, Dylan Thomas would love it.

Funny Bone

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Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781073056323
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (563 download)

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Book Synopsis Funny Bone by : Dilan Mehta

Download or read book Funny Bone written by Dilan Mehta and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-06-18 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hey there! Bet you I can tickle your funny bone! Funny bone is a hilarious, whimsical, gut-busting poem anthology. From poems about love to poems about pranks to poems about animals to poems about parents, it's sure to make you laugh!

The Book of Humorous Poetry

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 530 pages
Book Rating : 4.R/5 (6 download)

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Download or read book The Book of Humorous Poetry written by and published by . This book was released on 1867 with total page 530 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Hatred of Poetry

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Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 0865478201
Total Pages : 97 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (654 download)

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Book Synopsis The Hatred of Poetry by : Ben Lerner

Download or read book The Hatred of Poetry written by Ben Lerner and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2016-06-07 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The novelist and poet Ben Lerner argues that our hatred of poetry is ultimately a sign of its nagging relevance"--

I'm Just No Good at Rhyming

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Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0316266590
Total Pages : 196 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (162 download)

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Book Synopsis I'm Just No Good at Rhyming by : Chris Harris

Download or read book I'm Just No Good at Rhyming written by Chris Harris and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2017-09-26 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The instant New York Times bestseller featured on NPR's Weekend Edition with Scott Simon! B. J. Novak (bestselling author of The Book With No Pictures) described this groundbreaking poetry collection as "Smart and sweet, wild and wicked, brilliantly funny--it's everything a book for kids should be." Lauded by critics as a worthy heir to such greats as Silverstein, Seuss, Nash and Lear, Harris's hilarious debut molds wit and wordplay, nonsense and oxymoron, and visual and verbal sleight-of-hand in masterful ways that make you look at the world in a whole new wonderfully upside-down way. With enthusiastic endorsements from bestselling luminaries such as Lemony Snicket, Judith Viorst, Andrea Beaty, and many others, this entirely unique collection offers a surprise around every corner. Adding to the fun: Lane Smith, bestselling creator of beloved hits like It's a Book and The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales, has spectacularly illustrated this extraordinary collection with nearly one hundred pieces of appropriately absurd art. It's a mischievous match made in heaven! "Ridiculous, nonsensical, peculiar, outrageous, possibly deranged--and utterly, totally, absolutely delicious. Read it! Immediately!" --Judith Viorst, bestselling author of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Just Kidding

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Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781522841548
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (415 download)

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Book Synopsis Just Kidding by : Martin Pierce

Download or read book Just Kidding written by Martin Pierce and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-01-12 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book of funny poems will have you laughing out loud. There are rhymes about animals, school, weird monsters - in fact, anything that is unusual, silly or just plain daft. Definitely not a book to be missed by anyone who is under the age of 140 years old with a sense of the absurd.

The Peculiar Poetry Book of Funny Christmas Verse

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Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781491295106
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (951 download)

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Book Synopsis The Peculiar Poetry Book of Funny Christmas Verse by : Patrick Winstanley

Download or read book The Peculiar Poetry Book of Funny Christmas Verse written by Patrick Winstanley and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-10 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Packed full of funny Christmas poems, parodies and nonsense verse by contemporary UK poets Max Scratchmann, Paul Curtis and Patrick Winstanley, The Peculiar Poetry Collection of Funny Christmas Verse distills the true spirit of Christmas - comic, misanthropic, dyspeptic, or sometimes just sick. The collection is presented chronologically, taking the reader in seven easy leaps from the eager anticipation of Christmas, through the fun and festivities, to the bitter aftertaste. Meet Pip, the ineffably jolly penguin who gets on everyone's tits, revel in the feminist retelling of the story of The Three Wise Men and discover the feminine hygiene product set to be a Christmas sensation. Oddly compelling and compellingly odd, you'll enjoy a roller coaster ride through the festive peaks - drinking, feasting and flirtation - and troughs - hangovers, religion and relations - in an anthology overflowing with Christmas good cheer. Perfect as a present for a hard to please relative (any relative!), a secret Santa gift for a colleague, or a small indulgence for oneself, The Peculiar Poetry Collection of Funny Christmas Verse is ribald, riotous and on occasion very rude.

Extreme Rhyming Poetry

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ISBN 13 : 9781644161128
Total Pages : 462 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (611 download)

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Book Synopsis Extreme Rhyming Poetry by : Darrell L. Price

Download or read book Extreme Rhyming Poetry written by Darrell L. Price and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-19 with total page 462 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You are a poetry lover or you wouldn't be holding this book. Extreme Rhyming Poetry is reader friendly. Each poem is unique with plenty of laughs, intellect, and enlightenment. There's also in them the realities in life we all face, good, bad, happy, and sad. Whether or not you believe in God or Satan, demons, heaven or hell, aliens, monsters, etc., you'll believe in something after reading these poems. These poems are addictive. You'll read them over and over again. You'll discover things deep within the words that will come forth to simply amaze you! Enjoy, and God bless!

The Book Humorous Poetry

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Publisher : BoD – Books on Demand
ISBN 13 : 3385205492
Total Pages : 498 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (852 download)

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Download or read book The Book Humorous Poetry written by Anonymous and published by BoD – Books on Demand. This book was released on 2023-10-14 with total page 498 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: