Read Books Online and Download eBooks, EPub, PDF, Mobi, Kindle, Text Full Free.
Download The Big Ass Book Of Jokes full books in PDF, epub, and Kindle. Read online The Big Ass Book Of Jokes ebook anywhere anytime directly on your device. Fast Download speed and no annoying ads. We cannot guarantee that every ebooks is available!
Author :
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1569759405
Total Pages : 349 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (697 download)
Download or read book The Big Ass Book of Jokes written by and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-02-10 with total page 349 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.
Author : Tim Vine
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1409039307
Total Pages : 322 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (9 download)
Download or read book The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book written by Tim Vine and published by Random House. This book was released on 2010-09-30 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Tim Vine, star of stage and screen, treats all of us here in his first joke book. Packed full of zingers and hilarious illustrations, if this doesn't put a smile on your face, nothing will. What's not to like: The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it. I'm against hunting. I'm actually a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one. Black holes. I don't know what people see in them. So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.' Velcro. What a rip-off. Black Beauty. He's a dark horse. I've got a sponge front door. Hey, don't knock it.
Author : James Napoli
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781402747861
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (478 download)
Download or read book Big Bad Ass Book of the Zodiac written by James Napoli and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Oozing with sarcasm and bursting with real-world advice, Big Bad Ass Book of the Zodiac provides the lowdown on your personality, career, friendships, and love life. Separate chapters for each astrological symbol (including those of the Chinese zodiac) make it easy to find the facts...even if you can't handle the truth! From why Aries often "fake it" to what leisure activities a Taurus enjoys (spoiler: saving money), this guide is a slap in the face that's good for you.
Author : Dena Harris
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 1607744899
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (77 download)
Download or read book Does This Collar Make My Butt Look Big? written by Dena Harris and published by . This book was released on 2013 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This diet-guide parody shows "extra furry" cats how to get svelte with kitty-specific versions of popular weight-loss and fitness regimes like the Zone, South Beach, Mayo Clinic, and French Women Don't Get Fat (But Their Cats Do). Americans own more than 86 million cats, and the wild popularity of cat videos--from YouTube to the Internet Cat Video Film Festival--proves that cat-lovers can't get enough kitty humor. This book pokes fun at tubby tabbies--the world's cutest (and surliest) fat creatures--with laugh-out-loud details that will tickle the funnybone of anyone "owned" by a cat. Lampooning trendy weight-loss regimes and health gurus, this book will also make people feel better about their own battle of the bulge in comparison to cats' insatiable appetites and lazy lifestyles. By eating right for their blood type, sourcing raw and living foods, joining Weight Stalkers, avoiding toxic treats, and exercising while lying down, felines of every shape (round) and size (round) will soon be motivated to ditch the fifth serving of Beef Morsels in Gravy for fresh, local options like that vole in the backyard.
Author : Salty Sarcasm Journals
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781689159708
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (597 download)
Download or read book Word Search Book For Adults - ASSHOLE - Large Print - And Other Funny Offensive Bad Words - Puzzle Book written by Salty Sarcasm Journals and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-28 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Adult Word Search Puzzle book - ASSHOLE with 20 puzzles and solutions. Get ready to laugh your ass off when trying to find ASSHOLE and the other funny offensive bad words. This adult themed word search puzzle book makes a hilarious gift for a friend or colleague who has a strong sense of humor. Surprise and shock them in a humoristic offending way and put smiles on their faces. Grab one now, it's better than sending a card! Features Unique design 20 Word Search Puzzles High-quality paper Professionally designed thick cover Perfect for gel, pen, ink, marker or pencils 8.5" x 11" dimensions This Prick Word Search puzzle book is the gift idea for birthdays, anniversaries, graduation, Labor Day, Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Secret Santa or any special occasion. This adult word search book makes an hilarious gag gift for yourself or anyone special with a great sense of humor. Grab one now!
Author :
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1569758433
Total Pages : 377 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (697 download)
Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Blonde, Brunette, and Redhead Jokes written by and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-04-01 with total page 377 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.
Author : Jen Lancaster
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 9780451221254
Total Pages : 404 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (212 download)
Download or read book Bright Lights, Big Ass written by Jen Lancaster and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2007-05-01 with total page 404 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jen Lancaster hates to burst your happy little bubble, but life in the big city isn't all it's cracked up to be. Contrary to what you see on TV and in the movies, most urbanites aren't party-hopping in slinky dresses and strappy stilettos. But lucky for us, Lancaster knows how to make the life of the lower crust mercilessly funny and infinitely entertaining. Whether she's reporting rude neighbors to Homeland Security, harboring a crush on her grocery store clerk, or fighting-and losing-the Battle of the Stairmaster- Lancaster explores how silly, strange, and not-so-fabulous real city living can be. And if anyone doesn't like it, they can kiss her big, fat, pink, puffy down parka.
Author : Rudy A. Swale
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1569758816
Total Pages : 220 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (697 download)
Download or read book The Giant Book of Dirty Limericks written by Rudy A. Swale and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-07-20 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.
Author : Lefd Designs
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780648860105
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (61 download)
Download or read book The Smart Ass Book of Puns written by Lefd Designs and published by . This book was released on 2020-08 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Julian Henson
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781678069476
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (694 download)
Download or read book 110 Absurd Butt Jokes written by Julian Henson and published by . This book was released on 2021-07-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cheers for the rears, dears! Here is the first book of our all-new series, THE BIG BUTT JOKE SERIES! Featuring 110 jokes that will make you laugh your butt off, this book is absolutely perfect for people who love jokes... and people who love butts! Let's face it: this book is about everyone's favorite part of the body! It's only fair to warn you that this book is intended for adult readers, as it contains mature language. That said, assuming you are an adult, feel more than free to dive right in! You'll discover the answers to jokes such as: What does a butt say about a mildly annoying situation? What does a butt send to another butt in order to communicate something? What is a butt's favorite kind of soup? What did Genius Butt say to Dumb Butt? Plus many, many more! These jokes will surely surprise you!
Author : Jonathan Swan
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1612433731
Total Pages : 511 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (124 download)
Download or read book Blonde Walks into a Bar written by Jonathan Swan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-07-28 with total page 511 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.
Author : Julian Henson
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781678057473
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (574 download)
Download or read book 110 Outrageous Butt Jokes written by Julian Henson and published by . This book was released on 2021-07-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cheers for the rears, dears! Here is the second book of our all-new series, THE BIG BUTT JOKE SERIES! Featuring 110 jokes that will make you laugh your butt off, this book is absolutely perfect for people who love jokes... and people who love butts! Let's face it: this book is about everyone's favorite part of the body! It's only fair to warn you that this book is intended for adult readers, as it contains mature language. That said, assuming you are an adult, feel more than free to dive right in! You'll discover the answers to jokes such as: What did Cautious Butt say to Reckless Butt? What does a butt do when it finally achieves its crappy dream? What kind of dinner do butts eat on Thanksgiving? What day do butts find a bit embarrassing? Plus many, many more! These jokes will surely surprise you!
Author : Gilbert Gottfried
Publisher : Macmillan + ORM
ISBN 13 : 1429978562
Total Pages : 285 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)
Download or read book Rubber Balls and Liquor written by Gilbert Gottfried and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2011-04-26 with total page 285 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nobody ever reads this part of the book. Somebody at the publishing house explained to me that it's actually called the book flap. That sounded dirty, so I giggled for three hours. But it says in my contract that I have to write something over here in this tiny space, even though I don't think anyone will notice. Some people might open up to the middle of the book and start flipping through pages, but nobody will read this part. In fact, I'll bet anything that you're not reading this part now. And if it turns out that you are . . . well, the guy in the bookstore is probably staring at you, saying, "Stop reading that book!" I guess there's a reason bookstores are going out of business, left and right. Cheap fucks like you think it's okay to stand in the aisles and read to your heart's content. So for the sake of bookstores everywhere, buy this fucking book. I myself don't care. I only care about the poor working man. Oh, and the sanctity of the written word. I care about that, too. And in my case, those written words, of course, include fuck, dick, and pussy. In the early 1970s, as our nation's youth railed against every conceivable societal norm, a funny-looking teenage Jew started turning up at open mike nights in various New York City comedy clubs. Surprisingly, he didn't suck. That funny-looking teenage Jew is now the even funnier-looking middle-aged comedian Gilbert Gottfried, who despite his transparent shortcomings has managed to carve out a hardly-respectable career—and a reputation for shock and awe unrivaled outside the Bush administration. With this scathingly funny book of rants and musings, Gottfried sullies an entirely new medium with his dysfunctional worldview. HILARIOUS HIGHLIGHTS INCLUDE: • Gut-wrenching stories from his bizarre childhood • A list of celebrities Gilbert would like to have sex with • A somewhat shorter list of celebrities who would like to have sex with Gilbert • An even shorter list of Gilbert's comely co-stars who have been forced to have sex with him on- screen • Side-splitting tales of the worst gigs he's ever performed • Incredibly awkward encounters with famous people from Gilbert's years as a celebrity (of sorts), including Harrison Ford, Keifer Sutherland, Hugh Hefner and one wildly offensive exchange with Marlee Matlin that left the actress speechless • Signature takes on timeless jokes, presented in a clip‘n save format so humorless readers can commit them to memory or tear them from the book's spine and carry them around in their wallets to amuse their friends • The story behind Gilbert's infamous retelling of the classic "Aristocrats" routine that defined the most recent phase of his career • And much more!
Author : Julian Henson
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781678057459
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (574 download)
Download or read book 110 Unbelievable Butt Jokes written by Julian Henson and published by . This book was released on 2021-07-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cheers for the rears, dears! Here is the third book of our all-new series, THE BIG BUTT JOKE SERIES! Featuring 110 jokes that will make you laugh your butt off, this book is absolutely perfect for people who love jokes... and people who love butts! Let's face it: this book is about everyone's favorite part of the body! It's only fair to warn you that this book is intended for adult readers, as it contains mature language. That said, assuming you are an adult, feel more than free to dive right in! You'll discover the answers to jokes such as: What is a butt's favorite way to swim? How do butts know when someone is in danger? What do you call an aggressive butt? What do butts say when they're asked if they like to fart? Plus many, many more! These jokes will surely surprise you!
Author : Mark Montano
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451685289
Total Pages : 369 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)
Download or read book The Big-Ass Book of Bling written by Mark Montano and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-11-13 with total page 369 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A fun, flashy, and sASSy book for beginner and expert crafters alike--with more than 150 new projects that will add pizzazz to everything from jewelry to tote bags! Now more than ever, most of us are scaling back on shopping sprees and holding on to things longer than usual. But we still need ways to liven up last season's dress or add some sparkle to our everyday shoes. But how? No need for fancy tools or expensive supplies--Mark Montano presents this beautifully illustrated book that's jam-packed with more than 150 easy-to-make projects. Featuring simple, step-by-step instructions for each project, The Big-Ass Book of Bling includes everything from ornate shoe clips to rhinestone-studded cuffs to flashy headbands--anything and everything that needs a little sprucing up. So "bling it on" and see how dazzling you can be!"--
Author : Lee Pong Wong
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781999348328
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (483 download)
Download or read book My Smelly Ass written by Lee Pong Wong and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-16 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A story about a smelly donkey with a gas problem, which will have you and your children laughing out loud! Suitable for both boys and girls aged 3 years old up to 8 years old
Author : Gary Shteyngart
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 067960359X
Total Pages : 353 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (796 download)
Download or read book Super Sad True Love Story written by Gary Shteyngart and published by Random House. This book was released on 2010-07-27 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • A deliciously dark tale of America’s dysfunctional coming years—and the timeless and tender feelings that just might bring us back from the brink. NAMED ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR BY The New York Times • The Washington Post • The Boston Globe • San Francisco Chronicle • The Seattle Times • O: The Oprah Magazine • Maureen Corrigan, NPR • Salon • Slate • Minneapolis Star Tribune • St. Louis Post-Dispatch • The Kansas City Star • Charlotte Observer • The Globe and Mail • Vancouver Sun • Montreal Gazette • Kirkus Reviews In the near future, America is crushed by a financial crisis and our patient Chinese creditors may just be ready to foreclose on the whole mess. Then Lenny Abramov, son of an Russian immigrant janitor and ardent fan of “printed, bound media artifacts” (aka books), meets Eunice Park, an impossibly cute Korean American woman with a major in Images and a minor in Assertiveness. Could falling in love redeem a planet falling apart?
