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The Best Joke Book (Period)

Author : William Donohue
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1440583099
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book The Best Joke Book (Period) written by William Donohue and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-11 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!

The Best Ever Book of Good Clean Jokes

Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781578660124
Total Pages : 332 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (61 download)

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Book Synopsis The Best Ever Book of Good Clean Jokes by : Bob Phillips

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Good Clean Jokes written by Bob Phillips and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 1998-03 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Funniest Joke Book Ever!

Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1626866139
Total Pages : 90 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (268 download)

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Book Synopsis The Funniest Joke Book Ever! by : Editors of Portable Press

Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!

The Best Jokes and Stories

Author : Gene Levin
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595267661
Total Pages : 156 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (952 download)

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Download or read book The Best Jokes and Stories written by Gene Levin and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2003-01-29 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The purpose of this book is to survey a selection of jokes—classics as well as those making the rounds today—and to provide suggestions on how to tell them effectively. Note: Some of the material is 'salty' because sex is an important part of life and lends itself to humor. Those who wish to develop as raconteurs must have a good stock of stories of different types at hand, in order to contribute to a social gathering, no matter who is present. This collection contains a variety of stories, from the ribald to the most sophisticated, such as 'Beethoven's Ninth' and 'Bohr.' Some—Three Women at the Gates of Heaven—are double-barreled, with two punch lines. I find them all quite amusing.

Is This Anything?

Author : Jerry Seinfeld
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1982112743
Total Pages : 480 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (821 download)

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Download or read book Is This Anything? written by Jerry Seinfeld and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-10-06 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first book in twenty-five years from “one of our great comic minds” (The Washington Post) features Seinfeld’s best work across five decades in comedy. Since his first performance at the legendary New York nightclub “Catch a Rising Star” as a twenty-one-year-old college student in fall of 1975, Jerry Seinfeld has written his own material and saved everything. “Whenever I came up with a funny bit, whether it happened on a stage, in a conversation, or working it out on my preferred canvas, the big yellow legal pad, I kept it in one of those old school accordion folders,” Seinfeld writes. “So I have everything I thought was worth saving from forty-five years of hacking away at this for all I was worth.” For this book, Jerry Seinfeld has selected his favorite material, organized decade by decade. In this “trove of laugh-out-loud one-liners” (Associated Press), you will witness the evolution of one of the great comedians of our time and gain new insights into the thrilling but unforgiving art of writing stand-up comedy.

Stop the Dad Jokes!

Author : Adrian Beck
Publisher : Random House Australia
ISBN 13 : 1761043080
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (61 download)

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Download or read book Stop the Dad Jokes! written by Adrian Beck and published by Random House Australia. This book was released on 2021-07-02 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Father's Day picture book from funny guy Adrian Beck that will have the whole family laughing. Warning: Do not show this book to dads! This book is full of DAD JOKES that are embarrassing, goofy and NOT FUNNY! A trip to the zoo with Dad means seeing lots of animals . . . and hearing plenty of dad jokes too! A hilarious story by Adrian Beck (a dad) illustrated by Simon Greiner (another dad). The perfect Father's Day gift and read-aloud story!

The Everything Big Book of Jokes

Author : Evan C Thomas
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1440576971
Total Pages : 272 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book The Everything Big Book of Jokes written by Evan C Thomas and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-07-11 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inside this sidesplitting collection, you'll find only the most popular kinds of jokes, riddles, and funnies from a dynamic professional comedian. This book is sure to tickle your funny bone-- and make you the life of the party!

My Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Silly Book of Pranks

Author : Matt Lucas
Publisher : HarperCollins UK
ISBN 13 : 0008491364
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (84 download)

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Book Synopsis My Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Silly Book of Pranks by : Matt Lucas

Download or read book My Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Silly Book of Pranks written by Matt Lucas and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2021-04-01 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious new book of pranks from multi-award-winning actor and comedian MATT LUCAS – star of The Great British Bake Off and creator of Thank You, Baked Potato, an official UK download chart-topper and Amazon bestseller!

A Collection of Jokes and Funny Stories

Author : Marvin Lebman
Publisher : Trafford Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1412038707
Total Pages : 392 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (12 download)

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Book Synopsis A Collection of Jokes and Funny Stories by : Marvin Lebman

Download or read book A Collection of Jokes and Funny Stories written by Marvin Lebman and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2004 with total page 392 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Emailed jokes and funny stories.

The World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes

Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
ISBN 13 : 0736948503
Total Pages : 113 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (369 download)

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Book Synopsis The World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes by : Bob Phillips

Download or read book The World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2013-03-01 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen. Don’t you do anything quickly?” “Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.” “How come?” “I only sleep at night!”

It's Kind of a Funny Story

Author : Ned Vizzini
Publisher : Disney Electronic Content
ISBN 13 : 1423141083
Total Pages : 452 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (231 download)

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Download or read book It's Kind of a Funny Story written by Ned Vizzini and published by Disney Electronic Content. This book was released on 2010-09-25 with total page 452 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like many ambitious New York City teenagers, Craig Gilner sees entry into Manhattan's Executive Pre-Professional High School as the ticket to his future. Determined to succeed at life—which means getting into the right high school to get into the right college to get the right job—Craig studies night and day to ace the entrance exam, and does. That's when things start to get crazy. At his new school, Craig realizes that he isn't brilliant compared to the other kids; he's just average, and maybe not even that. He soon sees his once-perfect future crumbling away.

300 Best Jokes 2016

Author : Donald Shaw
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781537240558
Total Pages : 62 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book 300 Best Jokes 2016 written by Donald Shaw and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-08-23 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You Will Find 300 Funny and Hilarious Jokes Inside This Book! This book has no bad words, but it is not for kids. Some jokes are about relationship between men and women, and it may not be appropriate for children.Joking is always fun! Jokes bring smiles to people's faces. Jokes make us laugh. People fall in love when they smile at each other. Many people enjoy joking with their closest friends and families. Jokes help to overcome the difficulties and relax us. Joking is an awesome social skill and a great way to make new friends and to communicate nearly in any surrounding. Many people also love just to read some good jokes for amusement.However, it is not that easy to find real good jokes today. Some of them are out-of-date. Some of them are not clean enough. You may also find many joke books that are just not really funny and contain too much fluff like advertising and the author's bio. This jokes book is different! Buying this book you will get: A great collection of FUNNY jokes approved by hundreds of people, including my family and friends One-liners, real-life awkward situations, riddles and short stories Hours of entertainment and fun reading Great book to read on a long trip Clean jokes without bad words Jokes for adults and teenagers. In fact, there are some jokes for kids too, but do not give this book to your kids Jokes about relationship, marriage, professions, hobbies, animals, school, etc. Free bonus book with the popular Pokémon Go Memes (see the last page) Due to that people have different tastes, some of them like certain jokes and the others not. This especially applies to the jokes of certain genres like Yo Mamma jokes, blonde jokes, etc. Therefore I have included only a few jokes of these types that may be offensive to some groups of people. And in any case, this book is free of racism. I also did not mean to insult blonde women, overweight people or any other categories of people. So relax, take it easy and enjoy the humor!If you are ready for a good laugh, pranks, and riddles, it's time to get the best jokes book of the year! Do Not Wait Another Minute - Download Your Copy Right Away! Simply scroll up the page and hit the "Add to Cart" button!I bet you will be very HAPPY to read these jokes, otherwise, you can get 100% money back!

Now That's Funny!

Author : Andy Simmons
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1606525042
Total Pages : 220 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (65 download)

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Download or read book Now That's Funny! written by Andy Simmons and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-08-16 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every year, Reader’s Digest readers send in tens of thousands of jokes and funny anecdotes, in their quest for a $100 check and, as an extra benefit, eternal glory: to have their joke published in the world’s best-read magazine. One man is stopping them from their quest. Andy Simmons. It takes a sense of humor. And Andy certainly has that. Not only is he the arbiter of all things funny in Reader’s Digest; he is their Mark Twain, Bill Cosby, and even their David Sedaris. In other words, Andy is the guy Reader’s Digest turns to whenever they need a funny story all of America can appreciate. He’s perfect for the job. Andy takes great delight in the funny and oddball side of everyday life. In Now That’s Funny!, Andy presents his most popular, funniest writings on all things America, some exclusive and all-new, some taken from the award-winning pages of Reader’s Digest. You’ll discover the Andy that goes out and tries things. His first-person tales of taking dance lessons, participating in a Revolutionary War reenactment, and even taking stand-up comedy lessons are some of the funniest articles to ever appear in Reader’s Digest. Then you discover the Andy that observes America. His roundups of dumb criminals, crazy lawsuits, ridiculous excuses and out-of-touch scientific research will have you roaring with laughter -- and feeling much better about yourself. Then there’s Andy, the family man. You’ll laugh out loud as he goes in search of his inner macho --or for the next stop on his vacation, if only he can find the directions. And Andy’s observations on marriage and fatherhood are as accurate as they are funny. Finally, there’s Andy the jokester. Here are tales from the job of trying to think, act, and be funny every workday, no matter what the dog did this morning on the rug. Tales of his sit-downs with comic legends from Robin Williams to Woody Allen will have you in stitches. Andy also shares his favorite jokes -- many of them too edgy for printing in Reader’s Digest! Add it up, and it’s a book filled with hundreds of feel-good, laugh-out-loud moments about life in these United States -- exactly the type of reading we need today!

Reader's Digest Laughter is the Best Medicine: All Time Favorites

Author : Reader's Digest
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1621455971
Total Pages : 328 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (214 download)

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Download or read book Reader's Digest Laughter is the Best Medicine: All Time Favorites written by Reader's Digest and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-04-05 with total page 328 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious collection of the funniest family-friendly jokes, quotes, stories, cartoons, and anecdotes from the past 100 years of Reader’s Digest magazine. A little chuckle every day will keep the doctor away. Editors have mined the Reader’s Digest archives to bring you Laughter Is the Best Medicine, All-Time Favorites, a collection of the most hilarious jokes and anecdotes we’ve come across over the years. As you turn the pages of our newest collection, you’ll realize once again that laughter is always the best medicine. If evolution really works, how come mothers have only two hands? –Milton Berle The game card said: “Name three wars.” My teenage daughter’s response: “Civil War, Revolutionary War, and Star Wars.” Keep your temper. Nobody wants it. –Dearborn Independent Check out this billion-dollar idea. A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell, “I’m just cooking!” Anthropologists have discovered a 50-million-year-old human skull with three perfectly preserved teeth intact. They're not sure, but they think it may be the remains of the very first hockey player. –Jay Leno This collection of laugh-out-loud, clean jokes, one-liners, and other lighthearted glimpses of life—drawn from Reader’s Digest magazine’s most popular humor columns—is sure to tickle the funny bone. Packed with cartoons, quotes, quips, and stories contributed by professional comedians, joke writers, and readers of the magazine, this side-splitting compilation pokes fun at the facts and foibles of daily routines, illustrating that life is often funnier than fiction.

FUNNY STORIES & JOKES FROM THE INTERNET

Author : AMERDON PRODUCTIONS
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1450030041
Total Pages : 310 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (5 download)

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Download or read book FUNNY STORIES & JOKES FROM THE INTERNET written by AMERDON PRODUCTIONS and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-02-25 with total page 310 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Exceptionally compiled by Amerdon Productions, FUNNY STORIES & JOKES FROM THE INTERNET contains many stories and jokes that have been on the Internet. Aimed at bringing together in one place some of the best stories and jokes that have been circulating in cyberspace, this book will make you laugh, cry, and will hold your interest. This collection comes from the emails from thousands of people containing these stories and jokes—the best have been compiled, sanitized, and brought together in this volume to bring laughter to your face. A product of much time and effort, this book is set to give a unique piece of amusement to your heart.

301 Best Jokes

Author : Don Shaw
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781689297028
Total Pages : 86 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (97 download)

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Download or read book 301 Best Jokes written by Don Shaw and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-08-29 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for a Fun Gift Idea for a Teenager, an Adult, a Grandma, or a Grandpa? Want to Find an Entertaining Bathroom Reader or a Hilarious Jokes Book for a Long Car Trip? Then Keep Reading ... Everyone loves a good joke. The only problem is that in humor there is no such thing as one size fits all. Some people like jokes about blondes, the others can spend hours reading 'man walks into a bar' jokes, some people are crazy about yo mama or dad jokes, and so on. Thus, none of the jokes books can satisfy everyone. But in this book I combined as many genres of humor as possible to make it a perfect read for many people around the world. This gold mine of funny jokes for adults is suitable for men and women who love to laugh. Some of the topics covered by this book are spicy. You can find the jokes about police, alcohol, drugs, and love affairs. In fact, most of them are about family relationship, work, leisure, friendship, animals, hobbies, and the other aspects of everyday life. In this amazing humor book for adults, you will discover: 301 good jokes for men, women, grandfathers, and grandmothers Jokes suitable for teenagers One-liners, real-life situations, short stories, dialogues, and silly riddles with unexpected answers Clean jokes without the 'F' word and the other bad words Hilarious stuff making fun of numerous aspects of our life and so much more ... No doubts, men and women who love humor, will be more than happy to get this book as a present for any holiday, including Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentine's Day, April Fools' Day, birthday, and so on. They will gladly read it during the long car, train, or plane trip. This book is also a perfect gift for grandmas and grandpas - whether it's their 60th, 70th, or 80th anniversary, or just a random day when you want to show how much you care about your parents or grandparents. Thus, if you want to get a super funny read, wait no more! Scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button!

+300 Best Jokes

Author : Donald Shaw
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781545291900
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (919 download)

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Download or read book +300 Best Jokes written by Donald Shaw and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-04-24 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you already heard that Vol.2 of the Donald's Humor Factory series has been finally released? The story goes on. One-liners for adults become more and more fun, and this book contains more of hilarious jokes about sex, alcohol, and the other crazy stuff people love to do! This super funny adult joke book is NOT for kids! Donald Shaw is a popular comic and an award-winning humor books author (his wife gave him a French kiss award)! His jokes are loved by thousands of people from Paradise (Nevada) to Hell (Michigan) and from Titisee (Germany) to Zaporizhzhya (Ukraine), and possibly outside of the Milky Way. Joking is always fun! Jokes bring smiles to people's faces. Jokes make us laugh. People fall in love when they smile at each other. We love joking in the company of our best friends and families. Jokes help us to relax and overcome any difficulties. Joking is an awesome social skill and a great way to make new friends and to communicate nearly in any surrounding. Many people also love just to read some good jokes for amusement. However, it is not that easy to find real good jokes today. Some of them are simply out-of-date. You may also find many joke books that are not really funny and contain too much fluff and advertising. This jokes book is different! Buy this funny book NOW and roll on the floor laughing!