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The Best Ever Book of Essex Girl Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478264644
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (646 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Essex Girl Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-07-17 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Essex Girl jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Essex Girl Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Essex Girl Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Essex Girl joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Essex Girl jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Essex Girls wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Essex Girl and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Essex Girl brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Essex Girl who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Essex Girls laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Essex Joke Book

Author : Nicholas Knights
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1448132630
Total Pages : 194 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (481 download)

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Download or read book The Essex Joke Book written by Nicholas Knights and published by Random House. This book was released on 2012-09-13 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WARNING: This book contains laugh-out-loud jokes about fake tans, vajazzles and all fings Essex Forget the Rolex or the flash car, what you really need in your life to make your friends well jel is The Essex Joke Book. It’s packed full of bling-tastic banter, racy rib-ticklers and gob-smackingly good gags all about Essex Girls and Boys, their tans and tribulations, conquests and cock-ups, and more. How can you tell an Essex Girl has been using her iPad? There’s Tipp-Ex on the screen. What do you call the skeleton of an Essex Boy in a wardrobe? Last year’s hide-and-seek champion. What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette? An Essex Girl doing naked cartwheels. An Essex Girl gets a job as a teacher. She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. ‘You can go and play with the other kids, you know,’ she says. ‘It’s best I stay here,’ he says. ‘Why?’ asks the Essex Girl. The boy says: ‘Because I’m the f**king goalkeeper.’

The Best Ever Book of Cyclist Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478119494
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (194 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Cyclist Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-07-17 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Cyclist jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Cyclist Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Cyclist Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Cyclist joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Cyclist jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Cyclists wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Cyclist and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Cyclist brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Cyclist who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Cyclists laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Best Ever Book of Girl Scout Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781477609682
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (96 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Girl Scout Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-06-05 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Girl Scout jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Girl Scout Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Girl Scout Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Girl Scout joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Girl Scout jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Girl Scouts wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Girl Scout and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Girl Scout brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Girl Scout who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Girl Scouts laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Love's Sweet Haunting

Author : Maureen Clarke
Publisher : Hillcrest Publishing Group
ISBN 13 : 1938223454
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (382 download)

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Download or read book Love's Sweet Haunting written by Maureen Clarke and published by Hillcrest Publishing Group. This book was released on 2012-07 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Don't be afraid of her," old Jim Peterson softly said to Nick Jennings from his room in the nursing home. "She's just waiting for me." Nick has just purchased the Peterson property, a secluded cabin tucked into the Midwest farming landscape, to complete his novel and repair his betrayed heart. Soon after he moves in, Nick discovers that he is sharing his house with the light spirit of Molly Ross, Jim Peterson's lover who died in a car accident over thirty years ago. She lingers, waiting for Jim to join her in death. Love's Sweet Haunting follows Nick as he settles into his haunted haven and resists falling in love again. The depth of Molly and Jim's love is revealed by way of flashbacks induced by unexplained happenings in the house. The heart-wrenching climax confirms that love endures beyond the grave.

The Best Ever Book of Arsenal Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478331667
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (316 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Arsenal Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-07-29 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Arsenal jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Arsenal Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Arsenal Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Arsenal joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Arsenal Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Arsenal Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Arsenal Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Arsenal Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Arsenal Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Arsenal Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Essex Girls

Author : Sarah Perry
Publisher : Serpent's Tail
ISBN 13 : 178283821X
Total Pages : 56 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (828 download)

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Download or read book Essex Girls written by Sarah Perry and published by Serpent's Tail. This book was released on 2020-10-01 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Not all Essex girls are party girls. They can be sages, martyrs, leaders. In her neat and provocative little book, Sarah Perry celebrates their courage and vivacity.' Hilary Mantel A defence and celebration of the Essex Girl by the best-selling author of The Essex Serpent Essex Girls are disreputable, disrespectful and disobedient. They speak out of turn, too loudly and too often, in an accent irritating to the ruling classes. Their bodies are hyper-sexualised and irredeemably vulgar. They are given to intricate and voluble squabbling. They do not apologise for any of this. And why should they? In this exhilarating feminist defence of the Essex girl, Sarah Perry re-examines her relationship with her much maligned home county. She summons its most unquiet spirits, from Protestant martyr Rose Allin to the indomitable Abolitionist Anne Knight, sitting them alongside Audre Lorde, Kim Kardashian and Harriet Martineau, and showing us that the Essex girl is not bound by geography. She is a type, representing a very particular kind of female agency, and a very particular kind of disdain: she contains a multitude of women, and it is time to celebrate them.

Little Bee

Author : Chris Cleave
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1416589643
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (165 download)

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Download or read book Little Bee written by Chris Cleave and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-02-16 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Millions of people have read, discussed, debated, cried, and cheered with Little Bee, a Nigerian refugee girl whose violent and courageous journey puts a stunning face on the worldwide refugee crisis. “Little Bee will blow you away.” —The Washington Post The lives of a sixteen-year-old Nigerian orphan and a well-off British woman collide in this page-turning #1 New York Times bestseller, book club favorite, and “affecting story of human triumph” (The New York Times Book Review) from Chris Cleave, author of Gold and Everyone Brave Is Forgiven. We don’t want to tell you too much about this book. It is a truly special story and we don’t want to spoil it. Nevertheless, you need to know something, so we will just say this: It is extremely funny, but the African beach scene is horrific. The story starts there, but the book doesn’t. And it’s what happens afterward that is most important. Once you have read it, you’ll want to tell everyone about it. When you do, please don’t tell them what happens either. The magic is in how it unfolds.

The Best Ever Book of Mike Young Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781466485990
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (859 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Mike Young Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-11-14 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Mike Young jokes is for you. While this book, appears to be aimed at a specific group, it's not. It's designed to show how jokes are funny regardless of the target—even if it's you.In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Mike Young Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. This book of Mike Young jokes is so unoriginal, it's actually original. And, if you don't burst out laughing (or at least get a smile on your face), from at least one accountant joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.For example:Why does Mike Young wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***An Mike Young and Diane Young were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. Mike Young turned to Diane Young and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked Diane Young.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied Mike Young.Diane Young said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Why did Mike Young two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why does Mike Young laugh three times when he hears a joke? Once when it is told to him, once when it is explained to him, and once when he understands it.

Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil

Author : John Berendt
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 0679429220
Total Pages : 417 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (794 download)

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Download or read book Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil written by John Berendt and published by Random House. This book was released on 1994-01-13 with total page 417 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A modern classic of true crime, set in a most beguiling Southern city—now in a 30th anniversary edition with a new afterword by the author “Elegant and wicked . . . might be the first true-crime book that makes the reader want to book a bed and breakfast for an extended weekend at the scene of the crime.”—The New York Times Book Review Shots rang out in Savannah’s grandest mansion in the misty, early morning hours of May 2, 1981. Was it murder or self-defense? For nearly a decade, the shooting and its aftermath reverberated throughout this hauntingly beautiful city of moss-hung oaks and shaded squares. In this sharply observed, suspenseful, and witty narrative, John Berendt skillfully interweaves a hugely entertaining first-person account of life in this isolated remnant of the Old South with the unpredictable twists and turns of a landmark murder case. It is a spellbinding story peopled by a gallery of remarkable characters: the well-bred society ladies of the Married Woman’s Card Club; the turbulent young gigolo; the hapless recluse who owns a bottle of poison so powerful it could kill every man, woman, and child in Savannah; the aging and profane Southern belle who is the “soul of pampered self-absorption”; the uproariously funny drag queen; the acerbic and arrogant antiques dealer; the sweet-talking, piano-playing con artist; young people dancing the minuet at the black debutante ball; and Minerva, the voodoo priestess who works her magic in the graveyard at midnight. These and other Savannahians act as a Greek chorus, with Berendt revealing the alliances, hostilities, and intrigues that thrive in a town where everyone knows everyone else. Brilliantly conceived and masterfully written, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil is a sublime and seductive reading experience.

The Best Ever Book of Nets Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478369059
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (69 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Nets Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-20 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Nets' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Nets' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Nets Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Nets' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Nets' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Nets' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Nets' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Nets' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Nets' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Nets' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Dictionary of British Cartoonists and Caricaturists

Author : Mark Bryant
Publisher : Routledge
ISBN 13 : 1000531414
Total Pages : 389 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (5 download)

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Download or read book Dictionary of British Cartoonists and Caricaturists written by Mark Bryant and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2022-01-25 with total page 389 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Originally published in 1994, this dictionary provides a unique 'who’s who' of the major figures in the world of British cartoons and caricatures. It was the first book to encompass the entire field from c.1730 when Hogarth published the first of his 'modern moral pictures' to 1980. In addition to describing the careers and achievements of the artists and the characteristics of their styles, more than 500 entries give details of their publications, their illustrations to books and periodicals, exhibitions of their work, public collections in which their work is represented and literature on or referring to them. More than 150 illustrations are included. This is a comprehensive reference work and will be of interest to social and political historians as well as cartoon and caricature enthusiasts.

Moody Margaret Strikes Back

Author : Francesca Simon
Publisher : Orion Children's Books
ISBN 13 : 1510110437
Total Pages : 59 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (11 download)

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Download or read book Moody Margaret Strikes Back written by Francesca Simon and published by Orion Children's Books. This book was released on 2021-05-20 with total page 59 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Moody Margaret and the Secret Club strike back! With their most ingenious dares and hilarious jokes, it's time for the girls to get their own back on Henry and his friends. But Henry isn't about to let anyone get the better of him, resulting in a hilariously horrid showdown! Filled with witty comments and acerbic asides from Henry and Margaret's friends, enemies, families and teachers, along with brand new Tony Ross illustrations, this book should keep Henry's (and Margaret's!) fans mischievously quiet.

The Ha Ha Bonk Book

Author : Janet Ahlberg
Publisher : Penguin UK
ISBN 13 : 0141960086
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (419 download)

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Download or read book The Ha Ha Bonk Book written by Janet Ahlberg and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 1982-03-25 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laughter guaranteed with The Ha Ha Bonk Book by Janet and Allan Ahlberg - jam-packed with brilliant jokes to tell your dad, your mum, your baby brother, your teacher and anybody else you can think of, such as: What goes ha ha bonk? A man laughing his head off. and What goes 99 bonk? A centipede with a wooden leg and What goes putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt? A bad golfer and lots more besides! This is an all-time classic favourite joke book for all the family to enjoy. Allan Ahlberg - a former teacher, postman, plumber's mate and gravedigger - is in the super-league of children's writers with sales exceeding 17 million and library borrowings of 13 million. In collaboration with his late wife, Janet, he has published many enduring titles, among them Each Peach Pear Plum, Peepo!, Burglar Bill and The Jolly Postman. In addition he has written novels, collections of stories, sets of easy-readers and joke books.

The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English

Author : Tom Dalzell
Publisher : Routledge
ISBN 13 : 1317372522
Total Pages : 864 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (173 download)

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Download or read book The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English written by Tom Dalzell and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2015-06-26 with total page 864 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Booklist Top of the List Reference Source The heir and successor to Eric Partridge's brilliant magnum opus, The Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English, this two-volume New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English is the definitive record of post WWII slang. Containing over 60,000 entries, this new edition of the authoritative work on slang details the slang and unconventional English of the English-speaking world since 1945, and through the first decade of the new millennium, with the same thorough, intense, and lively scholarship that characterized Partridge's own work. Unique, exciting and, at times, hilariously shocking, key features include: unprecedented coverage of World English, with equal prominence given to American and British English slang, and entries included from Australia, New Zealand, Canada, India, South Africa, Ireland, and the Caribbean emphasis on post-World War II slang and unconventional English published sources given for each entry, often including an early or significant example of the term’s use in print. hundreds of thousands of citations from popular literature, newspapers, magazines, movies, and songs illustrating usage of the headwords dating information for each headword in the tradition of Partridge, commentary on the term’s origins and meaning New to this edition: A new preface noting slang trends of the last five years Over 1,000 new entries from the US, UK and Australia New terms from the language of social networking Many entries now revised to include new dating, new citations from written sources and new glosses The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English is a spectacular resource infused with humour and learning – it’s rude, it’s delightful, and it’s a prize for anyone with a love of language.

The Best Ever Book of Fireman Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781477609507
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (95 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Fireman Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-06-05 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Fireman jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Fireman Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Fireman Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Fireman joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Fireman jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Firemans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Fireman and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Fireman brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Fireman who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Firemans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Virginian

Author : Owen Wister
Publisher : The Floating Press
ISBN 13 : 1775455211
Total Pages : 485 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (754 download)

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Download or read book The Virginian written by Owen Wister and published by The Floating Press. This book was released on 2012-01-01 with total page 485 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This groundbreaking novel is considered by many to be one of the most important early entries in the western genre. Recounting in rich detail the daily life of a foreman on a vast ranch in Wyoming, this gripping tale has sparked imaginations for more than a century, inspiring at least six film and television versions.