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Book Synopsis The Adventures of Pee and Poo by : Dafne Engstrom
Download or read book The Adventures of Pee and Poo written by Dafne Engstrom and published by Stardustbooks.Net. This book was released on 2015-09-03 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Pee and Poo, two delightful and charming characters who have a whole lot of fun as they manage a dazzling escape from their bathroom. From going on a wild truck ride, to sampling delicious gluten free cupcakes, to meeting up with lovable dogs, to interacting with humans, Pee and Poo will capture your imagination. The Adventures of Pee and Poo, The Fun Potty Training Book, will help you enter the imaginative world of a child's mind. By talking about this story with your child they will feel more comfortable in opening up and expressing feelings about their body's natural processes. This beautifully illustrated story book for kids will help reduce stress and anxiety often associated with toilet training feel more confident about potty time! This is an ideal book for kids 2-6.
Book Synopsis The Adventures of Poop by : Anna Lumb
Download or read book The Adventures of Poop written by Anna Lumb and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-03-13 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Follow the adventures of Poop in this hilarious poop joke book as it sets out to find its purpose and a new home for itself in an unfamiliar new world! Imagine suddenly waking up in a world where everything is unfamiliar and strange, and ten times larger. This was Poop's situation. Poop neither knew where it was or it was, So he set out on a journey of discovery and would quickly discover that the people and animals in this world didn't seem to like Poop very much, or at the very least, Poop seemed to be ignored at every turn. It made Poop sad but more determined to find a new home for itself in this world. Would Poop succeed in his quest? Scroll to the top of the page and click the "Buy Now" or "Buy Now in 1-Click" button to purchase this poop picture book and find out! The Adventures of Poop is an amusing poop story book for both adults and kids alike and would make for a perfect funny gift for lovers of poop stories. If you're a fan of gorgeous illustrations and entertaining poop jokes, then you need to get your hands on this poop joke book today!
Book Synopsis Who Stole the Animal Poop? by : Timothy Smith
Download or read book Who Stole the Animal Poop? written by Timothy Smith and published by . This book was released on 2007 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When someone starts removing animal droppings and sweeping away forest trails, making it hard for the animals to find their way home or know who has visited them, Buck Wilder and his friends investigate who is responsible, and why.
Book Synopsis When Unicorns Poop by : Lexie Castle
Download or read book When Unicorns Poop written by Lexie Castle and published by Running Press Kids. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate all things sparkly, including unicorn poop, with this rainbow-filled, humorous story! Did you know that when a unicorn poops, rainbows arch across the sky? And when they toot, shiny bubbles float all around! What happens when a unicorn sneezes or spits or cries? More magical whimsy occurs when unicorns do all these things, of course. Just don't step in their poop-eww! Complete with stunning, bright, and magical full-color illustrations, When Unicorns Poop is sure to delight kids as well as be the perfect gift for any unicorn-crazed adult.
Download or read book Poop Fair written by Damiano Bernardo and published by . This book was released on 2019-02 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dookie is a poop munching bug in need of cash. Pierre is a praying mantis with a mind for business but a name on his head. Literally. Can these insects help one another before it's too late? Dookie is far from a typical poop-rolling dung beetle. Disappointed he didn't get an iPoo for Christmas, Dookie needs to find a way to earn some dung dollars. After a failed business venture, Dookie's luck changes when a praying mantis moves in next door. The entrepreneurial mantis turns a local diarrhea outbreak into a poop theme park wonderland the dung beetle community can enjoy. So finally for Dookie, the cash is rolling in. Pierre is a praying mantis running from an arranged marriage. He hides among the dung beetles to save his head, but his problems worsen when he and Dookie are captured and thrown into a bug circus where the main event is a live praying mantis beheading, and Pierre's head is the star of the show! Can Dookie find a way to break out of the bug circus and save his friend's head? Will Dookie ever play Angry Turds on his own iPoo? Poop Fair is the fourth book in a series of comedic children's picture books. If you like clever wordplay, gross-out humor, awesome illustrations and hidden jokes for Mom and Dad, then you'll love the latest book in Damiano Bernardo's Dookie the Dung Beetle's Stinky Adventure series. Buy Poop Fair and laugh your way through story time today!
Download or read book Fake Poop written by Damiano Bernardo and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-03-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He loves animal poop. She's a vegeturdian. Will these two dung beetles have their friendship destroyed over their poop ideology? Most dung beetles roll themselves a pooball and go home. Not Dookie. His junk-poop obsession knows no limits. But Dookie's poop freedoms are under threat. An aggressive plant-poop movement has swept across Poop Town, causing a health-poop craze that has divided the beetle community. Dookie and his best friend Turdy join the resistance by following Donald Dump to 'Make Poop Great Again.' But when the vegeturdian beetles deliberately constipate the jungle animals, a large-scale poo-manitarian crisis erupts, thrusting the dung beetles into the largest ever poop famine in history. Finding laxatives for the animals becomes a priority, and Dookie discovers a way: the all-jungle martial arts tournament where the booby prize is a lifetime supply of laxatives. Under the guidance of karate master Mr. Pooagi, Dookie-son trains to gain entry to the competition that he needs to lose. But losing won't be easy. Dookie is confronted with some kung-fu grasshoppers who need to be taught a lesson. Can Dookie lose to win? And if he does, will the animals take the laxatives to end the Great Constipation? Fake Poop is the third book in a series of comedic children's picture books. If you like clever wordplay, tongue-in-cheek humor, wonderful illustrations, and references only Mom and Dad will understand, then you'll love this installment of Damiano Bernardo's Dookie the Dung Beetle's Stinky Adventure series. Buy Fake Poop and laugh your way through story time today!
Book Synopsis When Poop Gets Stuck! by : Nathan Cameron
Download or read book When Poop Gets Stuck! written by Nathan Cameron and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-24 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everybody poops, and every child has weird, wild, and hilarious adventures with poop. Join Timmy and his family in one of the funniest stories as they encounter ridiculous, disgusting, epic turds that just will not move! This is the perfect children's book to combat the crushing news we receive every day. We don't need a teaching book right now. What we need is the sound of laughter, and smiles all around. This is the bedtime story that will put a smile on your child's face every night!
Download or read book Poop Fountain! written by Tom Angleberger and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2014-05-20 with total page 147 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious, highly original series, which so astutely captures the odd preoccupations of middle schoolers, will appeal to the many fans of the Origami Yoda series and such gross-out classics as How to Eat Fried Worms and Freckle Juice. Lyle Hertzog and his friends Marilla and Dave expect to spend another dull holiday passing time at the local Qwikpick convenience store. Then an article in their hometown paper catches their eye—the sludge fountain at the nearby sewage plant is being retired. With this news, the three friends decide they’re not just normal kids who don’t have Christmas plans: they’re the Qwikpick Adventure Society. Their first mission: to see the “poop fountain” before it fades from glory. Told with the mix of journal entries, doodles, and handwritten notes that has made the Origami Yoda books so appealing, this is another great series from a master chronicler of middle school. Praise for The Qwikpick Papers "Laugh-out-loud high jinks tailormade for reluctant readers. A hilarious and well- designed update." --School Library Journal Summer 2014 Kids' Indie Next List
Book Synopsis Whose Poop Is That? by : Darrin Lunde
Download or read book Whose Poop Is That? written by Darrin Lunde and published by Triangle Interactive, Inc. . This book was released on 2018-03-29 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Read Along or Enhanced eBook: Poop! Ewwww! No, don’t say “Ewwww.” Ask, “Whose poop is that?” This simple, and yes, charming book asks this question about seven examples of animal poop. By investigating visual clues, young readers can learn to identify the animal through its droppings. For instance, find a sample of poop with bits of bone and tufts of hair. Turn the page to learn it came from a fox! Kelsey Oseid’s illustrations are both accurate and beautiful. Backmatter includes further information about the poop and what scientists can learn from an animal’s droppings. From the Hardcover edition.
Book Synopsis Adventures of Ook and Gluk: Kung Fu Cavemen from the Future by : Dav Pilkey
Download or read book Adventures of Ook and Gluk: Kung Fu Cavemen from the Future written by Dav Pilkey and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2012-12-01 with total page 657 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tra-la-laaa! Dav Pilkey -- ahem -- we mean, George and Harold, the authors of SUPER DIAPER BABY, are back with their second epic novel! Meet Ook and Gluk, the stars of this sensationally silly graphic novel from the creators of Captain Underpants! It's 500,001 BC, and Ook and Gluk's hometown of Caveland, Ohio, is under attack by an evil corporation from the future. When Ook, Gluk, and their little dinosaur pal Lily are pulled through a time portal to 2222, they discover a future world that's even more devastated than their own. Luckily, they find a friend in Master Wong, a martial arts instructor who trains them in the ways of kung fu. Now all they have to do is travel back in time 502,223 years and save the day!
Book Synopsis What's Your Poo Telling You? by : Josh Richman
Download or read book What's Your Poo Telling You? written by Josh Richman and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2007-05-03 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "With universal appeal (everyone poops, after all), this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps? . . .All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad ... the list goes on. Sidebars, trivia, over 60 euphemisms for number 2, and unusual case histories all make this the ultimate bathroom reader. Who knew you could learn so much from your poo?"--Publisher website (October 2007)
Book Synopsis Judy Moody and the Poop Picnic by : Jamie Michalak
Download or read book Judy Moody and the Poop Picnic written by Jamie Michalak and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2011-06-10 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Somehow Judy, Stink, and Aunt Opal end up at an abandoned amusement park, eating what...? (Age 5-8) Judy is desperately trying to earn thrill points, so she plans a trip to the Cemetery Creep ’n’ Crawl. Meanwhile, Stink has been collecting all the samples and evidence he can in his efforts to catch Bigfoot. Add in Aunt Opal’s crazy driving (and bad sense of direction), and somehow they all end up at an abandoned amusement park, eating scat sandwiches. That’s gotta be worth some thrill points. . . .
Download or read book The Poo Poo Book written by Mark Bacera and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-05-14 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have a little fun with Poop Peggy and her friends go to an all-you-can-eat party. Read along as each kid "poops" out all different kinds of wacky foods. Can your kid guess all of these funky "P" themed foods before they're completely "pooped" out? Enjoy this cute story and laugh together with your kid! Learn more about Poop Join Professor Poop as he lectures about the shapes and colors of Good Poop and Bad Poop. Help your child have an interest about his own Poop. Your kid will learn to tell a parent or guardian when his or her Poop is out of the ordinary!
Download or read book Need Poop written by Damiano Bernardo and published by . This book was released on 2019-02 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She needs an elephant pooball to lay her eggs. Her son eats dungballs like there's no tomorrow. Can he control his hunger so his Mom can give birth? Dookie is a well-meaning little dung beetle who gets easily distracted by anything poop related. His mother is about to lay eggs, so she sends Dookie off into the jungle to roll a dung ball. But while rolling the pooball home, Dookie and his friend Turdy accidentally eat the whole thing! Now the jungle is all out of poop and Mom is in labor--without a pooball! Can Dookie find an elephant pooball to redeem himself? Will he make it back in time to help his Mom? Need Poop is the first book in a series of funny children's picture books. If you like witty humor, cute characters and lots poop jokes, then you'll love Damiano Bernardo's Need Poop, the first book in the Dookie the Dung Beetle's Stinky Adventure series. Buy Need Poop for the whole family to enjoy today!
Download or read book All about Poop written by Kate Hayes and published by . This book was released on 2012-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever wondered all about poop? Why our bodies make such stinky goop? And where does it go after we wipe when the poop is flushed into a pipe? So begins the adventure of an inquisitive little boy and his charming dog as they discover how poop is formed and where it ends up. With humorous rhymes, children learn about the digestive system, septic tanks, sewage plants, and even proper bathroom etiquette. At the end of the book there's a bonus "Five Things to Remember About Poop" page as well as an educational poop trivia. Written by award-winning mum blogger Kate Hayes, this book will delight children (and parents) with its funny, yet educational, take on poop.
Book Synopsis The Art of Perfect Pooping by : George K
Download or read book The Art of Perfect Pooping written by George K and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-30 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is a first in history! Once you turn the page, Hugo will share some of the most well-kept canine secrets about how and why they do their business the way that they do. It includes beautiful illustrations detailing their way of thinking with instructions: ) Although the quirks of man's best friend are whimsical, Hugo respectfully asks that you try not to laugh because this is serious stuff to them. (There are also some fun and interesting dog facts!)
Book Synopsis What Do They Do with All That Poo? by : Jane Kurtz
Download or read book What Do They Do with All That Poo? written by Jane Kurtz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-06-19 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Find out what happens to all of the poo at the zoo in this funny and factual picture book! There are so many different kinds of animals at the zoo, and they each make lots and lots (and sometimes LOTS!) of poo. So what do zoos do with all of that poo? This zany, fact-filled romp explores zoo poo, from cube-shaped wombat poo to white hyena scat, and all of the places it ends up, including in science labs and elephant-poo paper—even backyard gardens!