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Download or read book The Temperance Mirror ... written by and published by . This book was released on 1887 with total page 582 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Pretty in Plaid written by Jen Lancaster and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2009-05-05 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jen Lancaster's cultural inferiority complex had to come from somewhere...and now fans can find out where in this hilarious New York Times bestselling memoir from the author of Bitter is the New Black. Before she was bitter, before she was lazy, Jen Lancaster was a badge-hungry Junior Girl Scout with a knack for extortion, an aspiring sorority girl who didn't know her Coach from her Louis Vuitton, and a budding executive who found herself bewildered by her first encounter with a fax machine. In this hilarious and touching memoir, Jen Lancaster looks back on her life—and wardrobe—and reveals a young woman not so different from the rest of us. Prepare to take a long walk in her (drool-worthy) shoes in this humorous and heartwarming trip down memory lane.
Book Synopsis Until Summer Comes Around by : Glenn Rolfe
Download or read book Until Summer Comes Around written by Glenn Rolfe and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-05-21 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Rolfe is the real deal, folks, and anything he writes is well worth checking out." - Gord Rollo, author of The Jigsaw Man and The Crucifixion Experiments When fifteen year old Rocky Zukas meets a mysterious dark-haired girl named November, his world is forever changed. The young couple falls under the spell of summer love, but not everyone approves. November’s brother, Gabriel, is the keeper of the family’s secret, and big brother is always watching, growing more sinister as his bloodlust gets the best of him. Directing his attention to Rocky’s family, Gabriel aims to make sure little sister knows who is in charge. FLAME TREE PRESS is the new fiction imprint of Flame Tree Publishing. Launched in 2018 the list brings together brilliant new authors and the more established; the award winners, and exciting, original voices.
Book Synopsis The Perfect Summer by : Morgan Billingsley
Download or read book The Perfect Summer written by Morgan Billingsley and published by Brown Girls Publishing. This book was released on 2015 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The talented trio that brought you The Perfect Present is back...with summer stories that will brighten your day, warm your heart, and prove that life is one of the greatest teachers there is. In Too Big for Teacups, Gabrielle Simone introduces us to the Fernandez family, who is on their way to Disney for a vacation. Marlena, the oldest, would rather stay home and practice with her dance team. But her parents make her go, and Marlena trudges through a miserable week of what was supposed to be a family bonding experience. In the midst of her complaining, her best friend, Jennifer, helps her learn a valuable life lesson and a new outlook on family time. In Jackie Lee’s A Lesson for Summer, 14-year-old twins, Vanessa and Teresa, had planned their ideal summer vacation. But when their father announces that he’s taking over a new church in a new city, the girls find their summer ruined! Instead of spending their days shopping, talking about boys, and going to the movies, they were going to be moving and volunteering to mentor a bunch of snotty-nosed seven-year-olds. The twins do everything in their power to sabotage their parents’ plans for them. However, in the end, they learn life lessons that truly make this the perfect summer for both of them. Morgan Billingsley is back with twins, Max and Mickey in A Country Summer. And this time, the suburban duo is unplugging from their iPads, Wi-Fi, and Netflix, to spend the summer with their extended family in a small Arkansas town. This was not at all Mickey’s idea of fun. In fact, she hates the boring country and her “classless” relatives. While Max fits right in with his cousins, Mickey soon feels left out and learns a valuable lesson about life - it doesn’t matter what you have...what matters is who you have. These three young writers will inspire and entertain...and leave you with a lesson or two yourself.
Book Synopsis The Chronicles of a Rose In Bloom by : Rose Hope
Download or read book The Chronicles of a Rose In Bloom written by Rose Hope and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-06-30 with total page 277 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rose Hope, a young adult who has faced multiple adverse situations has made the courageous decision to tell her story. Come with her while she revisits life's past connecting the dots that will uncover, providing answers to all that will free her, allowing her to become...A Rose In Bloom.
Book Synopsis Jupiter and the Cats by : G.J. LaGarr
Download or read book Jupiter and the Cats written by G.J. LaGarr and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2022-01-27 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you like cats as I do, you have perhaps thought about the possibility that they have a mysterious power of communicating with humans simply by staring into your eyes. Every cat has their own personality, and some seem to read your mind, even to the point of being creepy. I never thought my cats were creepy, but they definitely expose the window to their soul when they stare into my eyes. I suppose all they really want is to be fed and petted, but sometimes it seems like it’s a lot more than just that. Cat lovers know exactly what I’m referring to. So the next time you have your cat on your lap, look deep into their eyes, and I think you will see way beyond just their eyes. Just like Jupiter.
Book Synopsis American Blow Job: A Novel by : Teri Louise Kelly
Download or read book American Blow Job: A Novel written by Teri Louise Kelly and published by Open Books. This book was released on 2010-07-02 with total page 155 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With neither mercy nor apology, AMERICAN BLOW JOB penetrates to the core of America's now vacuous soul and exposes Lady Liberty for the paramour that in fact she has become in the late twentieth and early twenty-first centuries.
Book Synopsis Uncle Merl's Bar & Grill by : Peter D'Alessio
Download or read book Uncle Merl's Bar & Grill written by Peter D'Alessio and published by Stasheff Literary Enterprises. This book was released on 2011-04-14 with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoy this comedic urban fantasy about dragons and demons, mortals and magic, vampires and... baseball? Yes, baseball! You'd be surprised how much baseball has to do with human history — and you can hear it all from the dragons hanging out at Uncle Merl's Bar & Grill in Newark! But as Merlin the bartender will tell you, don't talk to them when they're watching a Mets game. That's right, supernatural sports fans! Welcome to the opening game of the End-of-the-World Series! From the depths of the underworld, from the ninth circle of hell, please welcome the visiting baseball team — Satan and the real Hell's Angels! And now, from across all of time and space, from every season of every team in every city, please welcome the home team — the Hall of Fame Heroes! That's right, baseball fans — all the baseball legends, from Georgia Peach Ty Cobb to Jiltin' Joe DiMaggio, have returned from their graves to duel the demons on the diamond! So grab some peanuts and head to the bleachers with a few beered-up dragons to watch the best of humanity play the worst of hell! The stakes are high, and the winner takes all — all the world, that is!
Book Synopsis Al Capone Does My Shirts by : Gennifer Choldenko
Download or read book Al Capone Does My Shirts written by Gennifer Choldenko and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2006-04-20 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Newbery Honor Book and New York Times Bestseller that is historical fiction with a hint of mystery about living at Alcatraz not as a prisoner, but as a kid meeting some of the most famous criminals in our history. Al Capone Does My Shirts has become an instant classic for all kids to read! Today I moved to Alcatraz, a twelve-acre rock covered with cement, topped with bird turd and surrounded by water. I'm not the only kid who lives here. There are twenty-three other kids who live on the island because their dads work as guards or cooks or doctors or electricians for the prison, like my dad does. And then there are a ton of murderers, rapists, hit men, con men, stickup men, embezzlers, connivers, burglars, kidnappers and maybe even an innocent man or two, though I doubt it. The convicts we have are the kind other prisons don't want. I never knew prisons could be picky, but I guess they can. You get to Alcatraz by being the worst of the worst. Unless you're me. I came here because my mother said I had to. A Newbery Honor Book A New York Times Bestseller A People magazine "Best kid's Book" An ALA Book for Young Adults An ALA Notable Book A School Library Journal Best Book of the Year A Krikus Reviews Editor's Choice A San Francisco Chronicle Best Book of the Year A Publishers Weekly Best Book of the Year A Parents' Choice Silver Honor Book A New York Public Library "100 Titles for Reading and Sharing" Selection A New York Public Library Best Book for the Teen Age *"Choldenko's pacing is exquisite. . . . [A] great read."—Kirkus Reviews, starred review *"Exceptionally atmospheric, fast-paced and memorable!"—Publishers Weekly, starred review *"The story, told with humor and skill, will fascinate readers."—School Library Journal, starred review "Al is the perfect novel for a young guy or moll who digs books by Gordon Korman, or Louis Sachar."—Time Out New York for Kids "Funny situations and plot twists abound!"—People magazine "Heartstopping in some places, heartrending in others, and most of all, it is heartwarming."—San Francisco Chronicle
Download or read book Oil Trade written by and published by . This book was released on 1920 with total page 1420 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis More with Cal and Uncle Bill by : W. Jack Savage
Download or read book More with Cal and Uncle Bill written by W. Jack Savage and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-06-26 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: But for bad luck, Cal Daniels might have gone somewhere in life. Instead he wound up a forty-year-old overnight grocery stocker and ex-con living in his Uncle Bills back apartment in Temple City. Over a beer one morning after work, Cal meets a woman and brings her home and nothing in life will be the same. From the daily journal he began in prison, Cal recounts the events that began that day as it seems every step away from that morning somehow brings him two steps back toward it and before it ends, his infamous background will give way to a different kind of fame that will leave him well traveled and nearly dead three times.
Book Synopsis When I Was Becca Green by : Laura C. Reden
Download or read book When I Was Becca Green written by Laura C. Reden and published by Laura C. Reden. This book was released on 2021-10-25 with total page 219 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ★★★★★ "The stakes have always been sky-high, but Reden's grand finale proves more powerful than all before it. Romance of this caliber is rare, indeed, and readers will be tethered till the end!" -Maxwell A. Everything has a cost. Love doesn’t come cheap. The clock is ticking as Beck comes face to face with her destiny . . . once again. But all good things must come to an end, and a Tethered Soul is no exception. This remarkable tale of a love that refuses to quit will leave you breathless. Dive into the final installment of The Tethered Soul Series today.
Book Synopsis The Best of Simple by : Langston Hughes
Download or read book The Best of Simple written by Langston Hughes and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2015-10-13 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Langston Hughes's stories about Jesse B. Semple--first composed for a weekly column in the Chicago Defender and then collected in Simple Speaks His Mind, Simple Takes a Wife, and Simple Stakes a Claim--have been read and loved by hundreds of thousands of readers. In The Best of Simple, the author picked his favorites from these earlier volumes, stories that not only have proved popular but are now part of a great and growing literary tradition. Simple might be considered an Everyman for black Americans. Hughes himself wrote: "...these tales are about a great many people--although they are stories about no specific persons as such. But it is impossible to live in Harlem and not know at least a hundred Simples, fifty Joyces, twenty-five Zaritas, and several Cousin Minnies--or reasonable facsimiles thereof." As Arnold Rampersad has written, Simple is "one of the most memorable and winning characters in the annals of American literature, justly regarded as one of Hughes's most inspired creations."
Download or read book Collier's written by and published by . This book was released on 1928 with total page 1236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Walking Dead #152 by : Robert Kirkman
Download or read book The Walking Dead #152 written by Robert Kirkman and published by Image Comics. This book was released on 2016-03-11 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: United in fear.
Download or read book Flashback written by Michael Venuto and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2007-05 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: None Submitted.
Download or read book Please Find Me written by Mark Connolly and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-11-20 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Walker dreads the night he can't forget a missing girl, she comes to him in his dreams Another family may have buried secrets along with a teenage girl who drowned. ""A haunting obsession and family secrets, loved it."" DLF Review ""Chilling truth hidden behind family smiles, a mystery of a missing little girl pushes Walker to conclusion. Good story."" Reviews by Edgar