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Book Synopsis Take My Wife, Please! by : Henny Youngman
Download or read book Take My Wife, Please! written by Henny Youngman and published by Citadel Press. This book was released on 1998 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It is said of the late Henny Youngman that he could make the Sphinx crack a smile. For seventy years he tossed off one-liners that astonished and provoked and sent waves of laughter through his audiences all over the country. Here, in Take My Wife, Please!, Henny's enduring vaudeville, radio, and television routines are collected in one volume from his three previous books: How Do You Like Me So Far?, 400 Traveling Salesmen Jokes, and Bar Jokes, Bar Tricks and Bar Gags. Henny Youngman was called "the King of the One-Liners" for good reason. This collection shows why.
Book Synopsis Take My Wife, Please by : Roque Rosales
Download or read book Take My Wife, Please written by Roque Rosales and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2022-08-01 with total page 187 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Felix is recently divorced from April and currently lives in an efficiency apartment. He is Oscar’s long-time, best friend. Oscar is a womanizer and is married to Diane. His business is finally taking off, so he starts an affair with a young, tantalizing girlfriend, named Cyndi. Cyndi, is a naive young lady, in her first year of college. She lives in an all-girls dorm. Who thinks Oscar, is separated? Oscar’s life is going great, but for one thing? His marriage, to his faithful wife, Diane. He wants to get rid of her, but how? He comes up with a crazy idea, to solve all his problems. He only needs to persuade Felix, to seduce his wife, and film it on video, as grounds for divorce. The question is... Will Felix, do it? Or rather, do her?
Book Synopsis Take My Wife, Please! by : Henny Youngman
Download or read book Take My Wife, Please! written by Henny Youngman and published by Skyhorse. This book was released on 2014-05-06 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It was said of the late Henny Yougnman that he could make the Sphinx crack a smile. For seventy years he tossed out one-liners that sent waves of laughter through audiences all over the country; a Henny Youngman nightclub appearance guaranteed a sold-out engagement. A vaudeville headliner, Youngman also went on to conquer radio and television. In Take My Wife, Please! Youngman’s enduring routines are collected in one volume. Arapid-fire comic, he could tell six, seven, sometimes even eight jokes a minute, like: Walked into a store and said, “This is my wife’s birthday. I’d like to buy her a beautiful fountain pen.” The clerk winked at me and said, “A little surprise, huh?” I said, “Yes, she’s expecting a Cadillac.” You meet the craziest people on the subway. One guy sitting next to me kept saying, “Call me a doctor—call me a doctor.” I asked, “What’s the matter, are you sick?” He said, “No, I just graduated from medical school.” Youngman began his career with the intention of becoming a concert violinist. When he discovered that he had a talent for making people laugh, the violin became a prop. He was called the King of the One-Liners for good reason, and this collection shows why.
Book Synopsis Take My Wife ... Please! by : Henny Youngman
Download or read book Take My Wife ... Please! written by Henny Youngman and published by Berkley Publishing Group. This book was released on 1981-01-01 with total page 223 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Take My Life, Please! by : Henny Youngman
Download or read book Take My Life, Please! written by Henny Youngman and published by . This book was released on 1992 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Take My Wife ... Please! by : Henny Youngman
Download or read book Take My Wife ... Please! written by Henny Youngman and published by . This book was released on 1973 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Take My Spouse, Please by : Dani Klein Modisett
Download or read book Take My Spouse, Please written by Dani Klein Modisett and published by Shambhala Publications. This book was released on 2015-07-07 with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In love as in comedy, timing is everything. One bad night doesn’t mean it’s time to quit. Have patience: great marriages, like a successful comedy career, take time. Turns out the cardinal rules of comedy have an uncanny resemblance to the "rules" of building a strong marriage. With humor and grace, writer and comedian Dani Klein Modisett shares a map for navigating your marriage through rough patches, bad jokes, and even nights when you bomb. Take My Spouse, Please shows how thirteen tried-and-true rules of comedy, when applied to marriage, keep you and your spouse connected, enjoying each other, and getting through those inevitable tough times. Bottom line: there is (almost) always room to laugh at a trying situation and, more important, with each other. Along with anecdotes from well-known comedians, comedy writers, marriage counselors, and long-term spouses, Dani delivers the core premise: humor matters.
Book Synopsis My Wife Said You May Want to Marry Me by : Jason B. Rosenthal
Download or read book My Wife Said You May Want to Marry Me written by Jason B. Rosenthal and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2020-04-21 with total page 221 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An inspiring memoir of life, love, loss, and new beginnings by the widower of bestselling children’s author and filmmaker Amy Krouse Rosenthal, whose last of act of love before her death was setting the stage for her husband’s life without her in the viral New York Times Modern Love column, “You May Want to Marry My Husband.” On March 3, 2017, Amy Krouse Rosenthal penned an op-ed piece for the New York Times’ “Modern Love” column —”You May Want to Marry My Husband.” It appeared ten days before her death from ovarian cancer. A heartbreaking, wry, brutally honest, and creative play on a personal ad—in which a dying wife encouraged her husband to go on and find happiness after her demise—the column quickly went viral, reaching more than five million people worldwide. In My Wife Said You May Want to Marry Me, Jason describes what came next: his commitment to respecting Amy’s wish, even as he struggled with her loss. Surveying his life before, with, and after Amy, Jason ruminates on love, the pain of watching a loved one suffer, and what it means to heal—how he and their three children, despite their profound sorrow, went on. Jason’s emotional journey offers insights on dying and death and the excruciating pain of losing a soulmate, and illuminates the lessons he learned. As he reflects on Amy’s gift to him—a fresh start to fill his empty space with a new story—Jason describes how he continues to honor Amy’s life and her last wish, and how he seeks to appreciate every day and live in the moment while trying to help others coping with loss. My Wife Said You May Want to Marry Me is the poignant, unreserved, and inspiring story of a great love, the aftermath of a marriage ended too soon, and how a surviving partner eventually found a new perspective on life’s joys in the wake of tremendous loss.
Download or read book Take My Wife written by Hugh Payne and published by Black Dog & Leventhal. This book was released on 2011-05-20 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The comical compiler of Yo' Mama Is So . . . brings us yet another irresistibly hilarious collection of jokes, quotes, and wisecracks, this time on the funniest subject of all: marriage. When it comes to marriage, you might as well laugh. This little crowd-pleaser is chock full of more than 500 of the funniest jokes on the subject, along with the sassiest, most quotable comments ever uttered by comedians, writers, and other smart alecks. Divided into such topics as the wedding ("I Do"), newlyweds ("I Did"), and kids ("Married with Children"), and wittily illustrated by Martha Gradisher, Take My Wife . . . makes the perfect shower gift or anniversary offering? For not much more than the cost of a card. "My wife and I were happy for 20 years? then we met." -- Rodney Dangerfield "You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted." -- Henny Youngman "I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." -- Rita Rudner
Book Synopsis The Peaceful Wife by : April Cassidy
Download or read book The Peaceful Wife written by April Cassidy and published by Kregel Publications. This book was released on 2016-01-27 with total page 263 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “This book walks each of us through the reality checks we need in order to have the marriage we want!” —Shaunti Feldhahn, social researcher and best-selling author of For Women Only In today’s workplace, women are often rewarded for having type A personalities: driven, demanding, ambitious, and strong. Yet when it comes to their marriages, those same traits can backfire. After all, no one goes into marriage hoping for a promotion. What is a wife to do? April Cassidy knows this struggle firsthand. She thought she was a great Christian wife and begged God to make her passive husband into a more loving, involved, godly leader. Instead, God opened her eyes to changes that she needed to make, such as laying down her desire for control and offering genuine, unconditional respect—not just love—to her husband. Cassidy’s conclusions may be as startling to readers as they were to her, but The Peaceful Wife shares how she and many others have learned to reorient their lives to biblical commands—resulting in healthier, happier marriages. In the end, you’ll find The Peaceful Wife a powerful path to God’s design for women to live in full submission to Christ as Lord.
Book Synopsis CEO's Wife, Please Wait by : Hei Muer
Download or read book CEO's Wife, Please Wait written by Hei Muer and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-03-20 with total page 603 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She was a Gold rank Killer and spent her days roaming the world of quests. He was a person that the both of them feared, a person who hated women. They were originally two unrelated people, but because of a single quest, they became entangled together. She wanted to escape, but he wanted to keep her by his side. After several life and death trials and several suicidal attempts, Lu Ran had finally fallen into the love of the Eagle Trials. When the two of them were unable to part, her fiancee suddenly came back with a blood feud. Where should she go?
Book Synopsis The Basic Humor Process by : Robert L. Latta
Download or read book The Basic Humor Process written by Robert L. Latta and published by Walter de Gruyter. This book was released on 2011-09-08 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Ex-wife, Please Stay by : Lin WeiYang
Download or read book Ex-wife, Please Stay written by Lin WeiYang and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-09-21 with total page 849 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Within a night, she had lost everything and was even dragged into the prison by the scumbag male. In her three years in prison, she had gone from youthful to enchanting. What was owed to her, this time, she was going to get it all back. In time to catch up with the trend of the hidden marriage, she married one of the few top powers in Luocheng. Love money? Vanity? Was he scheming? This was the comment of the people of Luo City, but she didn't care. "She is a woman that the people of Luocheng call for a fight, yet she is also a woman with incomparable envy." Let's get divorced. This is the end of the agreement. " A divorce agreement, she had nothing to do with him. However... "This CEO, we agreed on a divorce, what are you doing?" The divorce agreement is not valid, we are still husband and wife! "
Download or read book The Crane Wife written by CJ Hauser and published by Anchor. This book was released on 2023-06-27 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A memoir in essays that expands on the viral sensation “The Crane Wife” with a frank and funny look at love, intimacy, and self in the twenty-first century. From friends and lovers to blood family and chosen family, this “elegant masterpiece” (Roxane Gay, New York Times bestselling author of Hunger) asks what more expansive definitions of love might offer us all. A BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR: TIME, THE GUARDIAN, GARDEN & GUN "Hauser builds their life's inventory out of deconstructed personal narratives, resulting in a reading experience that's rich like a complicated dessert—not for wolfing down but for savoring in small bites." —The New York Times “Clever, heartfelt, and wrenching.” —Time “Brilliant.” —Oprah Daily Ten days after calling off their wedding, CJ Hauser went on an expedition to Texas to study the whooping crane. After a week wading through the gulf, they realized they'd almost signed up to live someone else's life. What if you released yourself from traditional narratives of happiness? What if you looked for ways to leave room for the unexpected? In Hauser’s case, this meant dissecting pop culture touchstone, from The Philadelphia Story to The X Files, to learn how not to lose yourself in a relationship. They attended a robot convention, contemplated grief at John Belushi’s gravesite, and officiated a wedding. Most importantly, they mapped the difference between the stories we’re asked to hold versus those we choose to carry. Told with the late-night barstool directness of your wisest, most bighearted friend, The Crane Wife is a book for everyone whose path doesn't look the way they thought it would; for everyone learning to find joy in the not-knowing and to build a new sort of life story, a new sort of family, a new sort of home to live in.
Book Synopsis Wife, Please Be Good by : Bi Anhuahuakai
Download or read book Wife, Please Be Good written by Bi Anhuahuakai and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-01-17 with total page 621 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When the neighbor auntie ran over to express her goodwill and help his son get promoted, I realized that my husband had actually run for Mayor. However, I wasn't excited by this. Instead, my fingertips turned white. Because, the one he overthrew was my father! "You're staying with me because you want revenge, right?" I pointed angrily at the man I had chased for a year, my heart bleeding. Hearing his words, he became a little sad, but he firmly said, "Yes." I fell backwards unsteadily, I thought he would care about the past and help me up, but I didn't expect him to sneer coldly, even more heartless. "You are so coquettish and domineering, only knowing the woman that follows behind me all day, do you think I would really take a fancy to you?" A sparkling liquid dripped from the corner of my eyes. I choked on my sobs and said with great difficulty, "Alright, divorce!" Unexpectedly, he only raised his brows slightly, and didn't even bother to raise his head once more. "You want to ruin my dignity when I just took over? Divorce, don't even think about it! "
Download or read book Trade Off written by Alfy Smith and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-09-27 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How does a young basketball star become the close friend and trainer for world-class boxer, Roy Jones Jr.? Through compassion for others, a spirit of integrity, and the willingness to make trade-offs. At the tender age of seven, Alfy Smith found his purpose in life. Gifted with phenomenal athletic skill, he was bound for the NBA until a small injury in college inflicted huge consequences. But he persevered and traded one dream for another. "The trade-off leads to the payoff,” he says. A chance meeting with Roy Jones Jr. led to a coaching opportunity, access to celebrities, and travels around the world. Most of all, it inspired a deep friendship with a man who became closer than a brother. Trade-Off shares exhilarating stories of triumph and heart wrenching tales of defeat. Its pages hold timeless lessons of love, loss, and leadership from one-of-a-kind character, “Big Al.”
Book Synopsis The Art of Taking It Easy by : Brian King
Download or read book The Art of Taking It Easy written by Brian King and published by Apollo Publishers. This book was released on 2019-10-15 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From a psychologist and stand-up comedian comes a practical, yet laugh-out-loud guide to embracing humor to reduce stress and live a happier, fuller life. Dr. Brian King got a degree in psychology before becoming a world-touring comic and the host of humor therapy seminars attended by more than ten thousand people each year. In this brilliant guide he presents hands-on techniques for managing stress by rewiring our brains to approach potentially difficult situations through a lens of positivity. To do so, Dr. King explores what stress is, where it comes from, and what it does to our bodies and brains. He delves deep into how to address everyday stress—as well as anxiety, insecurities, repression, and negativity—and gives insight into resulting ailments such as anxiety disorders, depression, hypertension, obesity, substance abuse disorders, and more. Dr. King’s techniques are chemical and cost free, and embrace humor, resilience, relaxation, optimism, gratitude, and acceptance. Instead of a dry medical approach to dealing with stress, this unique volume is filled with life-changing tips and instructions presented with humor and a wealth of memorable, smile-inducing anecdotes.
