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Book Synopsis Cute Ass Swearing Animals and Other Random Shit to Color by : Naughty Coloring Therapy Publishers
Download or read book Cute Ass Swearing Animals and Other Random Shit to Color written by Naughty Coloring Therapy Publishers and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-09 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cute Ass Swearing Animals And Other Random Shit To Color - ***THIS BOOK IS ADORABLE & HILARIOUS! Love profanity coloring books? Well get ready to indulge. Loaded with a variety of the cutest hand drawn animals talking shit, you'll also get a few other random ass designs to color yourself silly! Most of the pages are large graphics for fun and easy relaxation and there are a handful of intricate pieces thrown in for your hue pleasures as well. Makes a perfect gift for that special someone who loves cuss words and does not mind a little NAUGHTY. This coloring book is single sided, to avoid gel pen bleeding. A very unique laugh out loud stress and anxiety relief coloring book for adults. Here are some of the captions:*PISS OFF COCKNOB * SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH SHITLICKER * WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOU*SUCK MY FURRY BALLS * EAT A SACK OF HORSE SHIT * FUCK OUTTA HERE ASSWIPE * NUT CHASIN' WHORE * MY, MY. WELL AREN'T YOU A BUMBLEFUCK * YOU'RE A DICK. AN ENORMOUS FUCKING DICK. * BITCH DON'T KILL MY VIBE * I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THIS FUCKERY * SUCK A FART OUTTA MY ASS * SORRY, I'M NOT A JACKASS WHISPERER * HOW ABOUT A NICE CUP OF SHUT THE FUCK UP.... AND MANY MORE. ENJOY!
Book Synopsis Maybe Swearing Will Help by : C. J. Nye.
Download or read book Maybe Swearing Will Help written by C. J. Nye. and published by . This book was released on 2022-06-28 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Maybe Swearing Will Help is an adult coloring book filled with 20 images of amusing cuss words for you to color. Life has its ups and downs, hopefully this book will bring you some distraction from the mundane. Everybody needs a good laugh! I hope you enjoy your new book.
Book Synopsis Laff-O-Tronic Animal Jokes! by : Michael Dahl
Download or read book Laff-O-Tronic Animal Jokes! written by Michael Dahl and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2013 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes about animals.
Download or read book Sad Animal Facts written by Brooke Barker and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2016-09-06 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times Bestseller! A delightful and quirky compendium of the Animal Kingdom’s more unfortunate truths, with over 150 hand-drawn illustrations. Ever wonder what a mayfly thinks of its one-day lifespan? (They’re curious what a sunset is.) Or how a jellyfish feels about not having a heart? (Sorry, but they’re not sorry.) This melancholy menagerie pairs the more unsavory facts of animal life with their hilarious thoughts and reactions. Sneakily informative, and wildly witty, SAD ANIMAL FACTS will have you crying with laughter.
Book Synopsis How to Swear Around the World by : Jason Sacher
Download or read book How to Swear Around the World written by Jason Sacher and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2012-09-19 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents information on a number of obscene words in different languages around the world, offering advice on how and when to use them in foreign countries.
Download or read book Pun and Games written by Richard Lederer and published by Chicago Review Press. This book was released on 1996-06-01 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Introduces the wacky world of wordplay with puns, spoonerisms, games of word substitution, and more.
Book Synopsis Wild-and-Woolly Animal Jokes by : David McLaughlan
Download or read book Wild-and-Woolly Animal Jokes written by David McLaughlan and published by Barbour Publishing. This book was released on 2012-01-01 with total page 181 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Happy dogs, hoppy kangaroos, hippy sloths. . .the animal world can provide endless laughs, and this new collection of jokes is sure to please us of the human species! Scores of jokes and humorous stories, all relating to animals domesticated, wild, and somewhere in between, are categorized into chapters accompanied by light, inspirational introductions. Wild-and-Woolly Animal Jokes is the fourth title in a planned quarterly release of joke books. This hilarious collection of animal humor is ideal for anyone looking for clean, good-humored content they can trust.
Book Synopsis Noah's Favorite Animal Jokes by : Compiled by Barbour Staff
Download or read book Noah's Favorite Animal Jokes written by Compiled by Barbour Staff and published by Barbour Publishing. This book was released on 2014-08-01 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone loves to hear a good animal joke--and who better to share a few than the world's first floating zookeeper himself? Noah's Favorite Animal Jokes is a brand-new collection of five hundred jokes--categorized by animal--sure to make anyone laugh. From talking dogs to cranky gorillas to chickens that cross the road, Noah's Favorite Animal Jokes is packed with classic, crazy, and/or corny stories, riddles, and one-liners appropriate for any age group. Here is fun you can trust!
Book Synopsis I F*cking Love You by : Sasha O'Hara
Download or read book I F*cking Love You written by Sasha O'Hara and published by . This book was released on 2017-10-12 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the Creator of the Best Seller Calm the F*ck Down, Sasha is Back with Another Hilarious Coloring Adventure about Love! I f*cking Love You is the perfect ode to real love - as in your darling snores like a chainsaw and leaves their dirty socks on the floor but you still love them damnit.When the honeymoon is over and the flames aren't burning as hot as your special someone's farts under the covers, get out your pens and pencils and color the things you can't say.Melt your tension away with these beautiful and hilarious pages. Relax and unwind even when love feels like a four-letter word. Express your affection in all its sometimes awkward and snarky glory. Over 45 Single-Sided Coloring Pages Color Test Page Included Ranges from Moderate to Detailed in Complexity. You Choose What You Want to Color Based on Your Mood. A Variety of Beautiful Designs Including Hearts, Flowers, Animals and Abstract Doodles Each Page Has its Own Subversive Saying, Like: "I'm sorry we fought, I hate it when you're wrong", "I love you more than I did yesterday. Yesterday you really pissed me off", "You're an asshole. But you're MY asshole", "As long as you keep loving me I can keep hiding my crazy", "Pumped to get Humped", and many, many more. Contains Adult Language. www.sashaohara.com What people are saying about Sasha's Adult Coloring Books "Love, love, love this coloring book! I've recently become addicted to coloring as a way to relieve stress at the end of the day...This one is AMAZING! It's got great pages that are amusing and beautifully drawn. This is my new favorite in my collection."- Nicole F. "Coloring is FUN, especially in this book! This is a great, fun and stress-relieving book! The sayings make me smile, the words and illustrations are fun to color... and sometimes they resonate so much that they end up on my refrigerator!!!" - Celia G. "I love Sasha's sarcastic way of thinking. Right up my alley. Sasha never disappoints." - Tabatha H. "Great way to end a tough day. What a fantastic addition to the adult coloring book scene. Great illustrations and cheeky, but uplifting messages. I am really enjoying this book and the stress relief it provides after a busy day." - SK "Another totally awesome book by Sasha O'Hara! Lots of laughs too!! I love ALL of Sasha O'Hara's books and have them all!! I highly recommend all of her books, they will brighten any day and make you laugh and smile!! Her pages are so fun!!!" - AR
Book Synopsis Animal Jokes & Facts by : John Townsend
Download or read book Animal Jokes & Facts written by John Townsend and published by The Salariya Book Company. This book was released on 2021-02-09 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious, fact-packed joke book will have young readers laughing as they’re learning. It features dozens of gut-busting gags that children can share with their friends, themed around the gross and gruesome aspects of the animal kingdom, along with bite-sized information about the topics covered. Find out about scary polar bears, the horrible habits of hippos, gigantic crocodiles and the disgusting diet of vultures. Hold onto your sides and dive in!
Download or read book Dinosaur Jokes written by and published by Children's Press. This book was released on 1988 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes, knock-knocks, and riddles about dinosaurs.
Book Synopsis How to Swear Around the World by : Jason Sacher
Download or read book How to Swear Around the World written by Jason Sacher and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2012-09-07 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With this helpful guide, learn to tell people off like a native no matter where you are in the world. An essential phrasebook for the world traveler, How to Swear Around the World features dozens of favorite curses, insults, and sayings from all over the globe. Get rid of a pesky hanger-on in Brazil by telling him to dig for potatoes—vai ceifar batatas. To express disgust toward your brown-nosing German friend, accuse him of being a bicycle-rider—radfahrer, or tell someone off in Laos by letting him know you think his mother enjoys keeping intimate company with dogs—Ma see mea mung! Make new friends and enemies abroad with this handy guide filled with fighting words, scatological expressions, dozens of ways to insult someone’s mother, and many other suitably offensive phrases. Also features phonetic pronunciations and handy illustrations to provide guidance to these colorful exclamations. “As useful as it is hilarious, Sacher’s How to Swear Around the World teaches readers all kinds of vulgar phrases in dozens of different languages. Feel free to call Expedia and curse out their airfare prices using any of the book’s quotes.” —Complex.com
Book Synopsis My Grandma Likes to Say by : Denise Brennan-Nelson
Download or read book My Grandma Likes to Say written by Denise Brennan-Nelson and published by Sleeping Bear Press. This book was released on 2013-08-15 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Following in the footsteps of My Momma Likes to Say comes the charming My Grandma Likes to Say. Thousands of proverbs and idioms can be found in the English language. Derived from many different sources, these expressions are a wonderful link to history and culture, and can be an instructive tool in language education. "That's a horse of a different color My grandma likes to say. I'm not sure what she means But I like it anyway. Polka dots and stripes. Yellow, orange, and blue. What color would a horse be If it were up to YOU?" Original paintings conceived from a child's point of view provide a hilarious visual interpretation of those sayings oft-quoted by the 'senior' members of our families.Denise Brennan-Nelson also wrote Someday Is Not a Day of the Week, winner of an IRA Children's Choice award. Atireless promoter and enthusiastic speaker, Denise visits countless schools and educational conferences each year, and runs a motivational speaking program through her company Goosebumps. She lives with her family in Howell, Michigan. In addition to the "Likes to Say" books, Jane Monroe Donovan has illustrated three other titles for Sleeping Bear Press, including the bookseller holiday favorite Winter's Gift and the recently released Black Beauty's Early Days in the Meadow. Jane lives in Pinckney, Michigan.
Book Synopsis The Swear Word Coloring Book by : Hannah Caner
Download or read book The Swear Word Coloring Book written by Hannah Caner and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2016-05-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This coloring book contains a hilarious collection of the finest swear words and uncouth sayings—all delicately wrapped in beautiful illustrations to color and display. Immerse yourself in the calming activity of coloring, while embracing the therapeutic experience of swearing like a sailor. Each hysterical pattern is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for framing, gift giving, and home decorating. With more than 60 pages of picturesque profanity, The Swear Word Coloring Book will be the adult coloring book that soothes away the stress of the day, uncensored! Features: -62 original pieces of artwork to color and enjoy -Perforated pages for easy framing -One-side printing so colors don't bleed through -Instant stress relief and humor
Book Synopsis Swearing in English by : Tony McEnery
Download or read book Swearing in English written by Tony McEnery and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2004-06 with total page 263 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Swearing is an everyday part of the language of most speakers of modern English. This corpus-informed account describes swearing and its social function, with a particular focus on the relationship between swearing and abuse.
Book Synopsis Swear Word Coloring Book by : Kate Blume
Download or read book Swear Word Coloring Book written by Kate Blume and published by . This book was released on 2017-04-13 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW RELEASE! GET THE BITCHES IN YOUR SIGHTS. Color-up outrageous bitch words entwined in gorgeous designs. A great way to chill-out, release stress, have fun and relax in a totally artistic way. B-bombs are like love notes... in reverse. 'Game Over Bitches' Enjoy!
Book Synopsis Knock-Knock Jokes by : Pam Rosenberg
Download or read book Knock-Knock Jokes written by Pam Rosenberg and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Collects numerous simple knock-knock jokes with illustrations.
