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Download or read book Super written by Colin Baillargeon and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-07-03 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The story takes off as most stories do. I met a girl. She was gorgeous, smart and funny. I didn't think I deserved her. I did what any rational guy would do when put in that situation. I turned to a life of crime. How bad can selling drugs be? It was only pot, which is hardly considered a drug anymore. To some people, its the curer of all things evil, like cancer and taxes. I just wanted some extra cash. If you have ever caught yourself thinking the same way, you should definitely hear my story. Things obviously go sideways. I was an idiot.
Download or read book Super Eunuch written by Zhi Bai and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-02-27 with total page 1200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A pirate eunuch had made a name for himself among the seventy-two concubines of the Three Palaces, Six Academies, and Six Academies ... This eunuch was not a human, he was first the Palace Maid's bed, then the concubine's bed, no matter what, he had to give his life to the future! The emperor being teased was just a side dish, he had the ability to clean up everything in the world. Behind them were the evil merchant Lv Buwei, the Young Villa Master of Duanren Villa, and the three of them formed a despicable trio, looking down on all the heroes of the realm! He wasn't satisfied with cleaning up the Central Plains, and he even had the ambition to set foot in a foreign land ...
Book Synopsis Go the F**k to Sleep by : Adam Mansbach
Download or read book Go the F**k to Sleep written by Adam Mansbach and published by Akashic Books. This book was released on 2011-06-14 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.
Download or read book Prince of Thieves written by Chuck Hogan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2004-08-10 with total page 381 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of The Strain comes a tense, psychologically gripping, Hammet award-winning thriller. Four masked men—thieves, rivals, and friends from the tough streets of Charlestown—take on a Boston bank at gunpoint. Holding bank manager Claire Keesey hostage and cleaning out the vault were simple. But career criminal Doug MacRay didn't plan on one thing: falling hard for Claire. When he tracks her down without his mask and gun, their mutual attraction is undeniable. With a tenacious FBI agent following his every move, he imagines a life away from his gritty, dangerous work—a life centered around Claire. But before that can happen, Doug and his crew learn that there may be a way to rob Boston's venerable baseball stadium, Fenway Park. Risky yet utterly irresistible, it would be the perfect heist to end his criminal career and begin a new life. But, as it turns out, pursuing Claire may be the most dangerous act of all. Racing to an explosive climax, Prince of Thieves is a brash tale of robbery in all its forms—and an unforgettable odyssey of crime, love, ambition, and dreams.
Download or read book Super written by Princess Jones and published by BlackBelle Books. This book was released on with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Comics Only Get It Half Right Audrey Hart is an average young Brooklynite. She has a job she hates, a crappy basement apartment, and 45 cents left on her MetroCard. And she has a secret: She’s a superhero. Not only do Supers fight crime, they have alter egos who have to keep jobs, fold laundry, and pay taxes. Between wardrobe malfunctions, performance reviews, and passive aggressive family dinners, Audrey can’t keep up with either of her lives. But now Audrey has even bigger problems. Her dead-end job at The Brooklyn Paper Company is in jeopardy. If she doesn’t impress her new boss, she’ll lose her job. Meanwhile, crime is up in her district. And her mother won’t stop asking her when she’s going to do something with her life. Can Audrey find a way to save the day and save herself at the same time? Super is the first novel in a series about an unconventional superhero trying to live an ordinary life. For more information, visit www.princessjones.com/super.
Download or read book Super Sport written by J. P. Wolfe and published by Archway Publishing. This book was released on 2018-09-13 with total page 239 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For almost four hundred years, a story has been told in the Rodriguez family about a lost heirloom known as Llave de Oro. When two young men find a silver medallion while scuba diving in the Caribbean, the legend appears more fact than fiction. The bizarre disappearance of these two young men leads their parents to contact Phuk and Shanks. Gill Phuk and Hattie Shanks left the Punta Gorda police force to start their own private investigating business in Los Angeles, but the local police sergeant has no tolerance for their interference. A spot of good luck with the media presents Phuk and Shanks a foothold as they are embraced by the city in a very public way. When the case of the missing divers takes a turn, the investigators find themselves in Venezuela searching for the famed heirloom. Theyre soon caught up in a deadly game of cat and mouse as the Rodriguez family plots to seize the priceless medallion and eliminate anyone who gets in the way. Unfortunately for themand despite a whirlwind clash of gunfire and grenade attacksPhuk and Shanks never give up on a case.
Download or read book Why We Sleep written by Matthew Walker and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-03 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Sleep is one of the most important but least understood aspects of our life, wellness, and longevity ... An explosion of scientific discoveries in the last twenty years has shed new light on this fundamental aspect of our lives. Now ... neuroscientist and sleep expert Matthew Walker gives us a new understanding of the vital importance of sleep and dreaming"--Amazon.com.
Download or read book Super Stoner Man written by Darnell ford and published by Darnell j ford-THC_tv comics . This book was released on 2024-03-14 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: America's first cannabis superhero. Join me on this epic 50 page origin story
Download or read book Be My Wolff written by Emma Richler and published by Anchor. This book was released on 2017-02-14 with total page 444 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A nimble, extraordinarily moving novel about a sister and adopted brother with a one-of-a-kind connection Zachariah and Rachel Wolff are brother and sister. Well, not exactly. They are star-crossed lovers. Well, not exactly. Rachel is the cherished daughter born to a Russian family living in London, and Zachariah is her parents' adopted son, who arrived from the orphanage with one sweater, a head of rambunctious curls, and a dexterous set of fists, or fives, as he likes to call them. As children, they were as close as two people could be. But when they crossed this forbidden line, there was no going back. Now, as an adult, coping with Zach's estrangement from their formidable father, Rachel is determined to invent a family history for her beloved. And so the novel cartwheels through Zach's imagined ancestry--from a tavern-educated boxer in Dickensian times to a Hussar at the Battle of Borodino during the Napoleonic Wars. All the while, Zach and Rachel's troubles in the present are building to a new point of no return. Filled with art and science, fairy tales and folk songs, tsars and foundlings, epic battles in the prize ring and on the Eastern Front, Be My Wolff is a novel of astonishing range and imagination: a love story, an exuberant adventure through time and place, a tale of our most unbreakable bonds.
Book Synopsis Lazy Witchcraft for Crazy, Sh*tty Days by : Andrea Samayoa
Download or read book Lazy Witchcraft for Crazy, Sh*tty Days written by Andrea Samayoa and published by Fair Winds Press. This book was released on 2024-10-15 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover how to do witchcraft the lazy way with this self-care-promoting book of super-easy spells and rituals for days when you’re feeling stressed, burned out, or just generally sh*tty. Traditional witchcraft is a lot of work and some days you just need to do things the lazy way. After all, everyone gets tired sometimes. Some of us get tired a lot. In Lazy Witchcraft for Crazy Sh*tty Days, Andrea Samayoa from the popular TikTok handle MoonStreetKits, is going to show you how to do witchcraft even when you’re really, really tired. Or sick. Or burnt out. Or just had a really crappy day. Andrea’s approach to witchcraft is rooted in making things as easy as possible, so you can continue to do magic even when you don’t have a lot of spoons to give. The book is divided into six chapters, each of which focuses on a different kind of magic, including: Self-Care: Rituals, spell jars, and enchantments to help you go from feeling blah to feeling like the radiant magical being you are. Focus + Energy: Teas, shaker jars, oils, and mini rituals that give you energy instead of taking it out of you. Protection + Warding: Everything from basic protections during spell-casting to full-on warding from a**hole energy vampires. Manifestation: Literally the easiest manifestation work you will ever do. And more! Each spell or ritual is rated according to the number of “spoons” it takes to perform, and yes, that does include zero-spoon options (for the REAL bad days). The book will also feature Andrea’s best witch tips for divination, bulk recipes, herbs, ingredient/item substitutions, and more. Fun, irreverent, and gorgeously illustrated, Lazy Witchcraft for Crazy, Sh*tty Days is the easiest witchcraft book you will ever buy. It’s perfect for beginners, young practitioners, or any witch who’s ever struggled to find the magic inside themselves on a really bad day.
Download or read book The Town written by Chuck Hogan and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2010-09-06 with total page 379 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A film tie-in edition of The Prince of Thieves, now a major motion picture called The Town directed by Ben Affleck
Book Synopsis Super vision Expert in Metropolis by : Guo JiangHu
Download or read book Super vision Expert in Metropolis written by Guo JiangHu and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2019-12-01 with total page 720 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Diaoyu university students accidentally opened the mysterious jade, obtained the supreme heritage, since then an unstoppable fight, beat rich young bullies, soaked the school beauty, all the way, who can block the berserk?
Download or read book Winter written by Tara Sosa and published by Tara Sosa. This book was released on 2019-11-11 with total page 504 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She threw on armor. While I lost any shred of what I once was. Fuck love. That’s what we both said. What we both meant. We felt it bone-deep. Core-deep. Soul-deep. And then we started to feel other things. Or at least I did. I thought she did too. But she didn’t. Because if she did? She wouldn’t have broken my heart. Shattered me into nothingness. Turned me into something I don’t recognize. We both said it. Fuck love. Too bad the universe didn’t listen. Because I fell for the girl. The girl who only wants to be my friend. The girl who doesn’t want to love me back. She destroyed me. And instead of walking away, letting it go, burying the hurt deep, I decided to burn my whole world to the ground. He let me see the real him. And I completely lost the real me. Fuck love. That’s what we both said. What we both meant. We felt it bone-deep. Core-deep. Soul deep. And then Jackson Raines made me start to feel other things. Things I didn’t want to feel. Things I never wanted to feel again. Thing I have never felt. So I lied. I ran. I shattered. Him. Me. And then I became numb. We both said it. Fuck love. It hurts. It kills. It destroys. It makes you believe in lies. Too bad we didn’t listen. We fell. And we fell apart. He tried to burn the whole world to the ground to survive. And me? We’ll just have to wait and see
Book Synopsis Another Fucking Shit List by : Crazy Tired Beetches
Download or read book Another Fucking Shit List written by Crazy Tired Beetches and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-11-28 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect funny or gag gift for the tired woman in your life. Book features: Weekly planner pages Sunday through Saturday. Lined, corresponding pages with areas to include "This Week's Shit List" and "Other Important Shit to Remember." This journal is designed as a funny gift to help an overstressed friend find a way to laugh at the crazy and hectic days of motherhood, work and life in general, while keeping track of their daily activities (the cause of their stress)! 150 pages. 6" x 9" soft cover. Part of our "Cuss Words Make Me Happy" Series of journals and planners! Visit our author page for more funny gag gift options for your best friends and women in your life!
Download or read book Diary of a Redneck Vampire written by and published by iUniverse. This book was released on with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Thirteen written by Richard K. Morgan and published by Del Rey. This book was released on 2008-06-24 with total page 562 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Thirteen, Richard K. Morgan radically reshapes and recharges science fiction yet again, with a new and unforgettable hero in Carl Marsalis: hybrid, hired gun, and a man without a country . . . or a planet. Marsalis is one of a new breed. Literally. Genetically engineered by the U.S. government to embody the naked aggression and primal survival skills that centuries of civilization have erased from humankind, Thirteens were intended to be the ultimate military fighting force. The project was scuttled, however, when a fearful public branded the supersoldiers dangerous mutants, dooming the Thirteens to forced exile on Earth’s distant, desolate Mars colony. But Marsalis found a way to slip back–and into a lucrative living as a bounty hunter and hit man before a police sting landed him in prison–a fate worse than Mars, and much more dangerous. Luckily, his “enhanced” life also seems to be a charmed one. A new chance at freedom beckons, courtesy of the government. All Marsalis has to do is use his superior skills to bring in another fugitive. But this one is no common criminal. He’s another Thirteen–one who’s already shanghaied a space shuttle, butchered its crew, and left a trail of bodies in his wake on a bloody cross-country spree. And like his pursuer, he was bred to fight to the death. Still, there’s no question Marsalis will take the job. Though it will draw him deep into violence, treachery, corruption, and painful confrontation with himself, anything is better than remaining a prisoner. The real question is: can he remain sane–and alive–long enough to succeed?
Book Synopsis Fuck This Shit Show: a Gratitude Journal for Tired-Ass Women by : Crazy Beetches
Download or read book Fuck This Shit Show: a Gratitude Journal for Tired-Ass Women written by Crazy Beetches and published by . This book was released on 2018-08-05 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect funny or gag gift for the tired woman in your life. Book features: Gratitude journal pages with prompts including: asshole of the day, I am proud I didn't, I'm lucky to have and more! Corresponding pages with areas to include important shit to do today and other important shit to remember. This journal is designed as a funny gift to help an overstressed friend find a way to laugh at the crazy and hectic days of motherhood, work and life in general. 152 pages. 6" x 9" soft cover.
