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Book Synopsis 185 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said by : Ted Rueter
Download or read book 185 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said written by Ted Rueter and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2011-02-07 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ted Rueter panders to Republican party lines by collecting 370 oratorical guffaws credited to popular politicians. Categorized in alphabetical order and presented by subject topic, the quips include: Osama bin Laden: "[Osama bin Laden] is either alive and well or alive and not well or not alive." --Donald Rumsfeld Misunderestimation: "They misunderestimated me." --George W. Bush
Book Synopsis Stupid Things Conservatives Say by : Political Pain Press
Download or read book Stupid Things Conservatives Say written by Political Pain Press and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-12-21 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stupid Things Conservatives Say is a 110-page blank, lined soft cover journal you can use to write down all the dumb things Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity and the rest of them say. P.S. You're going to need a bigger book!
Book Synopsis 449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said by : Ted Rueter
Download or read book 449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said written by Ted Rueter and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Am I different? Yeah. Deep down, you know you want to wear wider bottoms; you're just not secure enough. . . . Do I do my hair with a weed whacker? I admit it. --Rep. James Traficant (D-Ohio, 1985-2002) Supposedly some of our brightest speakers, politicians say some pretty stupid things. Members of America's major political parties put out a roaring stream of downright dumb comments, pronouncements, and observations. For proof, look no further than Ted Rueter's 449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said. 449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said includes subjects ranging from cloning and federal spending to foreign affairs and kissing. Asked what he and former British Prime Minister Tony Blair have in common, President George W. Bush remarked, Well, we both use Colgate toothpaste. According to then-Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill, If you set aside Three Mile Island and Chernobyl, the safety record of nuclear energy is really very good.; Rueter catches the best of the best, whether the gaffes came from Bob Dole, Trent Lott, Arnold Schwarzenegger, or Strom Thurmond.
Book Synopsis The 267 Stupidest Things Republicans Ever Said and The 267 Stupidest Things Democrats Ever Said by : Ted Rueter
Download or read book The 267 Stupidest Things Republicans Ever Said and The 267 Stupidest Things Democrats Ever Said written by Ted Rueter and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2000-06-20 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious bipartisan collection of rants, malapropisms, doublespeak, and just plain idiocy from lifelong politicians and Washington wannabes. Whether it's a Republican mayor on crime -- "The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe (Frank Rizzo) -- or his Democratic counterpart on the same subject -- "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country" (Marion Barry) -- political discourse is often off-course, not to mention unintentionally hilarious. Wickedly funny when read from either direction, this book presents both Republican stupidity ("Approximately 80 percent of our air pollution stems from vegetation"-- Ronald Reagan) and matching head-slappers from Democrats ("For those who died [in the San Francisco earthquake], their lives will never be the same again" -- Barbara Boxer). The 267 Stupidest Things . . is the perfect antidote to election-year bombast.
Book Synopsis Stupid Things Republicans Say by : Political Pain Press
Download or read book Stupid Things Republicans Say written by Political Pain Press and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-12-21 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stupid Things Republicans Say is a 110-page blank, lined soft cover journal you can use to write down all the dumb things Donald Trump and the rest of them say. P.S. You're going to need a bigger book!
Book Synopsis The 267 Stupidest Things Democrats/Republicans Ever Said by : Ted Rueter
Download or read book The 267 Stupidest Things Democrats/Republicans Ever Said written by Ted Rueter and published by Crown Archetype. This book was released on 2010-08-04 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious bipartisan collection of rants, malapropisms, doublespeak, and just plain idiocy from lifelong politicians and Washington wannabes. Whether it's a Republican mayor on crime -- "The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe (Frank Rizzo) -- or his Democratic counterpart on the same subject -- "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country" (Marion Barry) -- political discourse is often off-course, not to mention unintentionally hilarious. Wickedly funny when read from either direction, this book presents both Republican stupidity ("Approximately 80 percent of our air pollution stems from vegetation"-- Ronald Reagan) and matching head-slappers from Democrats ("For those who died [in the San Francisco earthquake], their lives will never be the same again" -- Barbara Boxer). The 267 Stupidest Things . . is the perfect antidote to election-year bombast.
Book Synopsis 449 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said by : Ted Rueter
Download or read book 449 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said written by Ted Rueter and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2004-03 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just in time for election season, political science professor and admitted political junkie Ted Rueter has compiled 449 stupid quotes, from Democrats and Republicans, drawn from a wide variety of sources, with full citations. Subjects include equality, mass transportation, aging, and hookers.
Book Synopsis The 267 Stupidest Things Democrats Ever Said: the 267 Stupidest Things Republicans Ever Said by : Ted Reuter
Download or read book The 267 Stupidest Things Democrats Ever Said: the 267 Stupidest Things Republicans Ever Said written by Ted Reuter and published by . This book was released on 2005-07-01 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of quotes by Democratic politicians over the past decades. For ex.: We crossed paths. Are there pictures of us dancing on a bar together? No. I don't have that,Ó Sen. John Kerry on his run-ins with George W. Bush, a Yale classmate. Being pres. is like running a cemetery: You've got a lot of people under you, & nobody's listening,Ó Bill Clinton. Flip the book over & you will find a similar collect. of quotes by Repub. For ex.: What does an actor know about politics?,Ó Ronald Reagan, criticizing Ed Asner for opposing Amer. foreign policy. You can't be pres. of the U.S. if you don't have faith. Remember Lincoln, going to his knees in times of trial & the Civil War & all that stuff.Ó George Bush, to empl. of an insur. co. during the 1992 NH pres. primary.
Book Synopsis 449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said by :
Download or read book 449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said written by and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Am I different? Yeah. Deep down, you know you want to wear wider bottoms; you're just not secure enough. . . . Do I do my hair with a weed whacker? I admit it." —Rep. James Traficant (D-Ohio, 1985-2002) Supposedly some of our brightest speakers, politicians say some pretty stupid things. Members of America's major political parties put out a roaring stream of downright dumb comments, pronouncements, and observations. For proof, look no further than Ted Rueter's 449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said. 449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said includes subjects ranging from cloning and federal spending to foreign affairs and kissing. Asked what he and former British Prime Minister Tony Blair have in common, President George W. Bush remarked, "Well, we both use Colgate toothpaste." According to then-Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill, "If you set aside Three Mile Island and Chernobyl, the safety record of nuclear energy is really very good." Rueter catches the best of the best, whether the gaffes came from Bob Dole, Trent Lott, Arnold Schwarzenegger or Strom Thurmond.
Book Synopsis Stupid Things Democrats Say by : Political Pain Press
Download or read book Stupid Things Democrats Say written by Political Pain Press and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-12-21 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stupid Things Democrats Say is a 110-page blank, lined soft cover journal you can use to write down all the dumb things Nancy Pelosi and the rest of them say. P.S. You're going to need a bigger book!
Book Synopsis Stupid Conservatives by : Leland Gregory
Download or read book Stupid Conservatives written by Leland Gregory and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2012-04-10 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Leland Gregory's 17 previous humor collections with AMP are all in print and all are staples on the humor backlist, including Stupid American History, which was a New York Times best-seller, and Stupid History, which has shipped over 130,000 copies. Silly, shocking, weird, and hilariously funny, the one- or two-paragraph anecdotes that comprise Gregory's new anthology of stupid things said and done by American conservatives--politicians, citizens, journalists, professionals, workers, anyone who stands to the right of center--are culled from print, online, and broadcast media from all over the world. Here's a sample: * "When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up.' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining." --Glenn Beck, September 9, 2005
Book Synopsis Baffled by Their Brilliance by : B. Foss
Download or read book Baffled by Their Brilliance written by B. Foss and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-06-24 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." -Mark Twain If you think President Donald J. Trump is the only one who has said some really baffling remarks, you are in for a big surprise. This book proves no one is immune to stupidity-it's only human nature. As a nation we are divided politically but what if a common human emotion could unite Americans...like humor? Politicians, both Republicans and Democrats, are constantly in the news for their faux pas, and they have given us some real whoopers through the years that leave us scratching our heads...from Presidents to Vice Presidents to Congress! BAFFLED BY THEIR BRILLIANCE will keep you asking, "What in the world were they thinking?" It's the book that keeps on giving HUMOR! "Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs." -Nancy Pelosi on a nation with 307 million people. "A zebra does not change its spots." -Al Gore, attacking President George Bush in 1992. "One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace--good people don't go into government." -President Donald Trump. INCLUDED brilliant quotes by Mark Twain, Albert Einstein, Plato, Aristotle, Benjamin Franklin, Will Rogers, John F. Kennedy, George H.W. Bush and more.
Book Synopsis The 267 Stupidest Things Republicans Ever Said and The 267 Stupidest Things Democrats Ever Said by : Ted Rueter
Download or read book The 267 Stupidest Things Republicans Ever Said and The 267 Stupidest Things Democrats Ever Said written by Ted Rueter and published by Crown. This book was released on 2000-06-20 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious bipartisan collection of rants, malapropisms, doublespeak, and just plain idiocy from lifelong politicians and Washington wannabes. Whether it's a Republican mayor on crime -- "The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe (Frank Rizzo) -- or his Democratic counterpart on the same subject -- "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country" (Marion Barry) -- political discourse is often off-course, not to mention unintentionally hilarious. Wickedly funny when read from either direction, this book presents both Republican stupidity ("Approximately 80 percent of our air pollution stems from vegetation"-- Ronald Reagan) and matching head-slappers from Democrats ("For those who died [in the San Francisco earthquake], their lives will never be the same again" -- Barbara Boxer). The 267 Stupidest Things . . is the perfect antidote to election-year bombast.
Book Synopsis Impeach Who? What Are You Fucking Stupid? by : Republican Paul
Download or read book Impeach Who? What Are You Fucking Stupid? written by Republican Paul and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-16 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This journal notebook features 150 blank pages including a space for the date at the top of the pages. Perfect for taking notes, writing thoughts, tracking your goals, brainstorming, planning, organizing appointments and even as personal diary. Show your support for the best political party on the planet with this funny planner.Great gift idea for you, a friend, or a loved one with conservative views. You can even use this to jot down all the silly things stupid liberals say online and in the media.Trump supporters absolutely love this notebook! Put a smile on a conservative's face today and laugh at all the angry frowns you get when crazy liberals see this in public.
Book Synopsis Republicans Do the Dumbest Things by : Bill Crawford
Download or read book Republicans Do the Dumbest Things written by Bill Crawford and published by Farrar, Straus, and Giroux. This book was released on 2000 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Republicans Do the Dumbest Things. Just ask any Democrat. And vice versa. "The more you read and observe about this politics thing", Will Rogers once noted, "you got to admit that each party is worse than the other".Crawford follows up his hit books Rock Stars Do the Dumbest Things and Movie Stars Do the Dumbest Things with a volume that reinforces what we've known all along -- Republicans Do the Dumbest Things. From George Bush barfing on the Japanese prime minister to Ronald Reagan's announcement of nuclear war, Republicans Do the Dumbest Things is the first book to celebrate and catalogue the hilarious heritage of the GOP.This collection includes all the misguided actions, bizarre statements, and embarrassing moments of notable GOP members, including Bob Dole, Helen Chenoweth, Pat Buchanan, George W. Bush, David Duke, Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan, Rudolph Giuliani, Jesse Helms, Strom Thurmond, Richard Nixon, and Dan Quayle.A perfect sample: -- Newt Gingrich is guilty of an embarrassing self-contradiction. When he was a graduate student, Newt complained to his mother about his lack of money, saying, "I don't want to go to work". Years later, Newt declared, "I personally favor mandatory requirement of work for everybody, including women with small children".Republicans Do the Dumbest Things is the perfect book for Election 2000, a funny, edgy examination of Republican antics that is sure to be as controversial as it is entertaining. Democrats will love it. Republicans will hate it. And everyone will want it.
Book Synopsis Stupid Things Liberals Say by : Political Pain Press
Download or read book Stupid Things Liberals Say written by Political Pain Press and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-12-21 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stupid Things Liberals Say is a 110-page blank, lined soft cover journal you can use to write down all the dumb things Rachel Maddow and the rest of them say. P.S. You're going to need a bigger book!
Download or read book Too Dumb to Fail written by Matt K. Lewis and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2016-01-26 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From a leading voice among young conservatives, an impassioned argument that to stay relevant the Republican Party must look beyond short-term electoral gains and re-commit to historic conservative values. In 1963 Richard Hofstadter published his landmark book Anti-Intellectualism in American Life. Today, Matt Lewis argues, America's inclination toward simplicity and stupidity is stronger than ever, and its greatest victim is the Republican Party. Lewis, a respected conservative columnist and frequent guest on MSNBC's Morning Joe, eviscerates the phenomenon of candidates with a "no experience required" mentality and tea party "patriots" who possess bluster but few core beliefs. Lewis traces the conservative movement's roots, from Edmund Burke to William F. Buckley, and from Goldwater's loss to Reagan's landslide victory. He highlights visionary thinkers who understood nuance and deep ideology and changed the course of the nation. As we approach the 2016 presidential election, Lewis has an urgent message for fellow conservatives: embrace wisdom, humility, qualifications, and inclusion -- or face extinction.
