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Zak George's Dog Training Revolution

Author : Zak George
Publisher : National Geographic Books
ISBN 13 : 1607748916
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (77 download)

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Download or read book Zak George's Dog Training Revolution written by Zak George and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2016-06-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A revolutionary way to raise and train your dog, with “a wealth of practical tips, tricks, and fun games that will enrich the lives of many dogs and their human companions” (Dr. Ian Dunbar, veterinarian and animal behaviorist). Zak George is a new type of dog trainer. A dynamic YouTube star and Animal Planet personality with a fresh approach, Zak helps you tailor dog training to your pet’s unique traits and energy level—leading to quicker results and a much happier pup. For the first time, Zak has distilled the information from his hundreds of videos and experience with thousands of dogs into this comprehensive dog and puppy training guide that includes: • Choosing the right pup for you • Housetraining and basic training • Handling biting, leash pulling, jumping up, barking, aggression, chewing, and other behavioral issues • Health care essentials like finding a vet and selecting the right food • Cool tricks, traveling tips, and activities to enjoy with your dog • Topics with corresponding videos on Zak’s YouTube channel so you can see his advice in action Packed with everything you need to know to raise and care for your dog, this book will help you communicate and bond with one another in a way that makes training easier, more rewarding, and—most of all—fun!

Canine Nutrition

Author : William D. Cusick
Publisher : Doral Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780944875506
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (755 download)

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Download or read book Canine Nutrition written by William D. Cusick and published by Doral Publishing. This book was released on 1997 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Today's dog food industry is producing hundreds of dog food formulas for the market. This industry has also tested many different breeds of dogs for their nutritional requirements. Results of this testing were published in 1985, showing such a wide range of nutritional requirements that we now know one food cannot be correct for all dogs. Yet, to date, no one from any of the dog food companies has come forward to tell us which breeds might react adversely to their food. This has left most dog food buyers in the position of having to experiment at home in order to find the best food for their dog. Too often this type of experimenting has had disastrous results. But now the dog food buyer has a tool...this book can help all dog owners match their dog to the right food. Recommendations in this book are made by the nutrient sources found in most commercial dog food formulas, and not by brand name or with any bias or brand loyalty.

Canine Enrichment

Author : Shay Kelly
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781088600191
Total Pages : 109 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (1 download)

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Download or read book Canine Enrichment written by Shay Kelly and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-08-21 with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If your dog could choose a book for you to read it would surely be this one. Behaviorist, Shay Kelly shows you how to become your dog's best friend by providing simple, fun activities to spark their mind and enrich their life. A lack of mental stimulation is a leading contributory factor in dog behavioural problems. Ensuring that our dog's needs are met is the first step in avoiding and rectifying problematic behaviour. Shay's practical approach and behaviour knowledge combine in this critically acclaimed book, to deliver practical, kind, and scientific advice. ~ What Dr Susan Friedman says about the book: I am so happy to have Shay Kelly's book, "Canine Enrichment" to recommend to all animal caregivers. As I often say, animals are built to behave, not to be still; and, arranging the environment to facilitate meaningful behavior, that is, behavior that leads to strong positive reinforcers, is as necessary to behavioral well being as healthy food is to physical health. With this book, Mr. Kelly gives practical examples and ignites the imagination to result in endless possibilities to improve the lives of the learners in our care.~What Sara Sokol says about the book: Canine Enrichment: the book your dog needs you to read" is essential reading for any dog guardian who wants to provide their dog with the most satisfying, fun, and fulfilled life possible. Mr Kelly inspires and motivates the reader while educating them on the importance of providing enrichment to their canine companions. The result is a dog/human team who is physically, mentally, and emotionally fulfilled and behaviorally at their best. As a dog trainer and behavior specialist, I am thrilled to have this book as a reference for my clients and provide a copy to all of my new clients.

German Shepherds For Dummies

Author : D. Caroline Coile
Publisher : John Wiley & Sons
ISBN 13 : 1119644690
Total Pages : 308 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (196 download)

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Download or read book German Shepherds For Dummies written by D. Caroline Coile and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover how to raise, train, and enjoy your German Shepherd with this fantastic resource. Everybody thinks they know the German Shepherd. Many of us grew up with Rin Tin Tin, or we saw German Shepherds in nightly news reports breaking up riots, or we saw them in neighbors' backyards protecting children. But that only scratches the surface of one of the most fascinating and confusing breeds on earth. Whether it's selection, nutrition, routine health care, training, competition, or just having fun, there's more to it with a German Shepherd than with other breeds. And if you're thinking about adding one to your family, or you already have one, you need to know all you can about this breed. Which is where German Shepherds For Dummies comes in. Is this noble and intelligent breed the right dog for you and your family? German Shepherds For Dummies provides the answer to this and all your questions about getting, caring for, and living with this loveable breed. Lifelong German Shepherd owner and longtime German Shepherd breeder, trainer, and exhibitor, Carline Coile, PhD ,gets you up and running with what you need to know to: * Find and communicate with reputable breeders * Choose the right German Shepherd for you * Housebreak and socialize your new puppy * Educate yourself and your dog * Handle behavioral problems * Participate in competitions Dr. Coile provides insights into the German Shepherd temperament and loads of sensible, easy-to-follow advice, along with fun facts and Shepherd trivia, amusing and informative anecdotes, and tips on how to have a great time with your dog. Discover how to: Understand how to communicate with your German Shepherd Train your German Shepherd Find a good trainer and attend classes Deal with hereditary health problems Feed and exercise your German Shepherd Recognize, prevent and treat common health problems Have loyal friend for life The indispensable guide for you and your German Shepherd, German Shepherds For Dummies is the only book you'll need to help you have the best possible experience with this handsome and sensitive breed of dog. P.S. If you think this book seems familiar, you’re probably right. The Dummies team updated the cover and design to give the book a fresh feel, but the content is the same as the previous release of German Shepherds (9780764552809). The book you see here shouldn’t be considered a new or updated product. But if you’re in the mood to learn something new, check out some of our other books. We’re always writing about new topics!

The Art of Raising a Puppy (Revised Edition)

Author : Monks of New Skete
Publisher : Little, Brown
ISBN 13 : 0316182680
Total Pages : 424 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (161 download)

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Download or read book The Art of Raising a Puppy (Revised Edition) written by Monks of New Skete and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2011-06-29 with total page 424 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The classic bestseller that established the Monks of New Skete as America's most trusted authorities on dog training, canine behavior, and the animal/human bond, updated to include the latest developments in canine health. In their two now-classic bestsellers, How to be Your Dog's Best Friend and The Art of Raising a Puppy, the Monks draw on their experience as long-time breeders of German shepherds and as trainers of dogs of all breeds to provide--brilliantly distilled--the indispensable information and advice that every dog owner needs. This new edition of The Art of Raising a Puppy features new photographs throughout, along with updated chapters on play, crating, adopting dogs from shelters and rescue organizations, raising dogs in an urban environment, and the latest developments in canine health and canine behavioral theory.

I'll be Home Soon!

Author : Patricia B. McConnell
Publisher : McConnell Publishing Limited
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 50 pages
Book Rating : 4.E/5 ( download)

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Download or read book I'll be Home Soon! written by Patricia B. McConnell and published by McConnell Publishing Limited. This book was released on 2000 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you worry about leaving your dog home alone, both because you love your dog and your house, this book is for you. Most dogs can be left home alone during the day and lead happy, fulfilled doggy lives without destroying your house. Of course, some of them get into trouble at home when you're gone because there's so much fun stuff to do without you to stop them. But a small number of dogs suffer from a serious problem called Separation Anxiety, in which they panic at your departure and stay panicked until you return. This book is designed to help those whose dog really suffers from Separation Anxiety, to help you prevent it from developing, and to help you raise a dog with good house manners.

The Other End of the Leash

Author : Patricia McConnell, Ph.D.
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 0307489183
Total Pages : 289 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (74 download)

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Download or read book The Other End of the Leash written by Patricia McConnell, Ph.D. and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2009-02-19 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn to communicate with your dog—using their language “Good reading for dog lovers and an immensely useful manual for dog owners.”—The Washington Post An Applied Animal Behaviorist and dog trainer with more than twenty years’ experience, Dr. Patricia McConnell reveals a revolutionary new perspective on our relationship with dogs—sharing insights on how “man’s best friend” might interpret our behavior, as well as essential advice on how to interact with our four-legged friends in ways that bring out the best in them. After all, humans and dogs are two entirely different species, each shaped by its individual evolutionary heritage. Quite simply, humans are primates and dogs are canids (as are wolves, coyotes, and foxes). Since we each speak a different native tongue, a lot gets lost in the translation. This marvelous guide demonstrates how even the slightest changes in our voices and in the ways we stand can help dogs understand what we want. Inside you will discover: • How you can get your dog to come when called by acting less like a primate and more like a dog • Why the advice to “get dominance” over your dog can cause problems • Why “rough and tumble primate play” can lead to trouble—and how to play with your dog in ways that are fun and keep him out of mischief • How dogs and humans share personality types—and why most dogs want to live with benevolent leaders rather than “alpha wanna-bes!” Fascinating, insightful, and compelling, The Other End of the Leash is a book that strives to help you connect with your dog in a completely new way—so as to enrich that most rewarding of relationships.

German Shepherd Puppy Training

Author : MR Daniel Vega
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781519479730
Total Pages : 272 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (797 download)

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Download or read book German Shepherd Puppy Training written by MR Daniel Vega and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-11-09 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: German Shepherd Puppy Training: The Complete German Shepherd Puppy Guide for Caring, Raising and Training German Shepherd Puppies. Training Your Puppy Begins - From the Car Ride Home The Complete German Shepherd Puppy Training Guide German Shepherd Puppy Training. German Shepherd Puppies are incredibly smart, and can learn simple tasks after only five repetitions and usually obey the first command 95% of the time. This is true when you do the right things first, in the way a German Shepherd Puppy will understand you completely. So What's The Right Way To Train Your German Shepherd Puppy? Start with the correct mindset, which I define as PRICELESS. To succeed in dog training requires the PRICELESS mindset that translates into Patience Resolve Impartiality Consistency Excitement Learning Evolution Simplicity and Surrender. Using these priceless qualities in conjunction with my methods inside this training guide provides you with all of the tools necessary to be a successful trainer. Adopting the ability to communicate with your dog the same way that a dog naturally communicates, using the language your puppy already instinctively understands, rather than trying to teach your dog how to speak human, will save you time and a lot of frustration. This enables you to rapidly establish the alpha position, attain new behavioral correction habits, and teach your dog fast command adoption the same way pro trainers do. Plus: Puppy proofing your home Puppy training preparation Solve and avoid Separation Anxiety. All Commands German Shepherd Puppies should learn; E.g. Sit, Stay, Down, Drop it etc. Socialization Alpha Dog explained - how to be the Alpha. Clicker Training how to master and use it now Leash Training Crate Training Housetraining How to Communicate using Dog Language Behavior Correction - How to Stop Barking, Digging, Jumping, and Nipping Nutrition for your German Shepherd Puppy Basic Caring and Grooming for a long happy life together The Complete German Shepherd Puppy Training Guide Buy Now! Begin Reading about the PRICELESS MINDSET and the methods you need to know to be an excellent trainer. Daniel Vega Author TAGS: German Shepherd Puppy Training, training your German Shepherd Puppy, German Shepherd Puppy Training Guide, German Shepherd puppies, Training book for German Shepherd puppies ORDER NOW and SAVE!

Hyperbole and a Half

Author : Allie Brosh
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451666187
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book Hyperbole and a Half written by Allie Brosh and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-29 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!

Love Has No Age Limit

Author : Patricia B. McConnell
Publisher : McConnell Publishing Limited
ISBN 13 : 9781891767142
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (671 download)

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Download or read book Love Has No Age Limit written by Patricia B. McConnell and published by McConnell Publishing Limited. This book was released on 2011 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How do you welcome an adult or adolescent dog into your home and incorporate this new individual into your family. The authors guide you through the first steps of this new relationship, with advice on training and a section on solving common behavioral problems.

German Shepherds For Dummies

Author : D. Caroline Coile
Publisher : John Wiley & Sons
ISBN 13 : 1118069366
Total Pages : 290 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (18 download)

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Download or read book German Shepherds For Dummies written by D. Caroline Coile and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2011-04-27 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everybody thinks they know the German Shepherd. Many of us grew up with Rin Tin Tin, or we saw German Shepherds in nightly news reports breaking up riots, or we saw them in neighbors’ backyards protecting children. But that only scratches the surface of one of the most fascinating and confusing breeds on earth. Whether it’s selection, nutrition, routine health care, training, competition, or just having fun, there’s more to it with a German Shepherd than with other breeds. And if you’re thinking about adding one to your family, or you already have one, you need to know all you can about this breed. Which is where German Shepherds For Dummies comes in. Is this noble and intelligent breed the right dog for you and your family? German Shepherds For Dummies provides the answer to this and all your questions about getting, caring for, and living with this loveable breed. Lifelong German Shepherd owner and longtime German Shepherd breeder, trainer, and exhibitor, Carline Coile, PhD ,gets you up and running with what you need to know to: Find and communicate with reputable breeders Choose the right German Shepherd for you Housebreak and socialize your new puppy Educate yourself and your dog Handle behavioral problems Participate in competitions Dr. Coile provides insights into the German Shepherd temperament and loads of sensible, easy-to-follow advice, along with fun facts and Shepherd trivia, amusing and informative anecdotes, and tips on how to have a great time with your dog. Discover how to: Understand how to communicate with your German Shepherd Train your German Shepherd Find a good trainer and attend classes Deal with hereditary health problems Feed and exercise your German Shepherd Recognize, prevent and treat common health problems Have loyal friend for life The indispensable guide for you and your German Shepherd, German Shepherds For Dummies is the only book you’ll need to help you have the best possible experience with this handsome and sensitive breed of dog.

Your Purebred Puppy

Author : Michele Lowell
Publisher : Owl Books
ISBN 13 : 9780805018929
Total Pages : 292 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (189 download)

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Download or read book Your Purebred Puppy written by Michele Lowell and published by Owl Books. This book was released on 1991 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Donated by Bickerton Brokers.

In Cuba I Was a German Shepherd

Author : Ana Menéndez
Publisher : Open Road + Grove/Atlantic
ISBN 13 : 1555847870
Total Pages : 244 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (558 download)

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Download or read book In Cuba I Was a German Shepherd written by Ana Menéndez and published by Open Road + Grove/Atlantic. This book was released on 2007-12-01 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eleven short stories of the Cuban immigrant experience as characters adjust to life in the United Sates, from an award-winning author. From the prize–winning title story—a masterpiece of humor and heartbreak—unfolds a collection of tales that illuminate the landscape of an exiled community rich in heritage, memory, and longing for the past. In Cuba I Was a German Shepherd is at once “tender and sharp-fanged” as Ana Menéndez evocatively charts the territory from Havana to Coral Gables, Florida, and explores whether any of us are capable, or even truly desirous, of outrunning our origins (LA Weekly). “With the grace of Margaret Atwood and the sensuality of Laura Esquivel,” Menéndez makes an unforgettable debut “rich in metaphor, wisdom, and delicious subtlety” (St. Petersburg Times).

Your German Shepherd Puppy Month by Month

Author : Liz Palika
Publisher : Alpha
ISBN 13 : 9781615642229
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (422 download)

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Download or read book Your German Shepherd Puppy Month by Month written by Liz Palika and published by Alpha. This book was released on 2012 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Your German Shepherd Puppy Month By Month These guides give new and prospective owners comprehensive, month-by-month advice on breed-specific issues - from the puppy's first two months to his first birthday. No other pet books offer new owners this helpful monthly format. From choosing their puppies to grooming, nutrition, and training, readers will know how to guide their growing puppies to a happy and healthy adulthood.

Saving Zasha

Author : Randi Barrow
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 0545532272
Total Pages : 166 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (455 download)

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Download or read book Saving Zasha written by Randi Barrow and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2013-01-01 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In post-WWII Russia, one boy dares to save an entire race of outlawed dogs -- the German shepherd!World War II has just ended when thirteen-year-old Mikhail finds a dying man and his German shepherd, Zasha, in the woods. It's dangerous -- some say traitorous -- to own a German dog after Germany attacked Russia, so Mikhail must keep Zasha a secret to keep her alive.But Mikhail's rival, Katia, is determined to find the dog she is sure he's hiding. At the same time, a soldier named Dimitri is breeding a new Russian dog at a nearby farm. So many dogs were lost in combat, to starvation, and in the slaughter of German dogs that the country is in dire need of every kind of dog.Dimitri, too, has suspicions of Zasha's existance, and would like nothing more than to add her to his breeding program. He'll have to compete with the armed dog thieves who are also on her trail.Mikhail's inspiring journey to save his best friend, the last German shepherd in Russia, forces him to face some of life's hardest lessons about war, hate, forgiveness, hope, love, and man's best friend.

The reincarnation of Molly, the German Shepherd

Author : Thomas Walter
Publisher : epubli
ISBN 13 : 3741862525
Total Pages : 98 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (418 download)

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Download or read book The reincarnation of Molly, the German Shepherd written by Thomas Walter and published by epubli. This book was released on 2016-11-04 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is about the extremely interesting and emotional events from the life of two German Shepherds, and about the real value of friendship between people and dogs. The many unforgettable and exciting moments from the lives of domestic dogs and their owners, which are illustrated in such a lively way in this book, will surely entertain you. The book describes the life stages of a German Shepherd, from the first time she meets the people she came to love so much that she decided to come back to live a second life at their side. When you read this book it will be easy for you to understand the connection between the death and rebirth of a dog's soul. Many interesting things have been written about various people and their reincarnation into a new body. In this book, Thomas Walter, a contemporary new author, tells the story of how his German Shepherd Molly sought out a new body and took advantage of the opportunity to be reborn. The fact that her soul sought out a male dog's body is probably because she always wanted to be a male dog - have you ever seen a female dog lift her leg when she was "doing her business"?

Love Monkey

Author : Kyle Smith
Publisher : Zondervan
ISBN 13 : 0061747068
Total Pages : 372 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (617 download)

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Download or read book Love Monkey written by Kyle Smith and published by Zondervan. This book was released on 2009-10-13 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Many men aim high; Tom Farrell dares to be average. While his friends accumulate wedding rings, mortgages, and even, alarmingly, babies, Tom still lives alone in his rented apartment with nothing but condiments and alcohol in his refrigerator. He spends Saturday mornings watching cartoons and eating Cocoa Puffs out of an Empire Strikes Back bowl, and devotes the rest of the weekend to his other favorite hobbies: sports and girls. His credo, to think and act like a thirteen-year-old boy at all times, has worked well enough to land him a decent job writing headlines for the New York Tabloid. But neither his personal life nor his professional life has any forward momentum; he's occupied the same cubicle since the first George Bush was president and is currently "between girlfriends." At thirty-two, it starts to occur to him: There's a fine line between picky and loser. Enter a sly, beautiful coworker named Julia. After a few torrid dates, Tom is hooked. "She's like cleaning behind my refrigerator. A once-in-a-lifetime thing." But the closer he gets to Julia, the more elusive she becomes. Frustrated, Tom seeks the dubious advice of his buddy Shooter, a shallow sexual gladiator, and wonders why he keeps getting into arguments with Bran, his smart, sarcastic "default date." But then tragedy strikes, and everyone's attitudes toward life and love change -- and even Tom begins to see himself in a new light. By turns riotous and tenderhearted, Kyle Smith's Love Monkey is the most candid and excruciatingly funny exploration of the male mind and libido since High Fidelity.