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So Now You're a Zombie

Author : John Austin
Publisher : Chicago Review Press
ISBN 13 : 161374286X
Total Pages : 161 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (137 download)

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Download or read book So Now You're a Zombie written by John Austin and published by Chicago Review Press. This book was released on 2010-10-01 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All aspects of the zombie lifestyle are surveyed in this satirical take on an orientation manual for the newly undead. From how one became a zombie in the first place and the stages of zombification to survival mechanisms, this handbook offers specific advice on everything a fresh zombie needs to know about "life" expectancy, hunting techniques, hitching a ride, hand-to-mouth combat, and feeding etiquette. Instructions for extracting the living from boarded up farmhouses and broken down vehicles are included along with dozens of helpful diagrams outlining attack strategies such as the Ghoul Reach, the Flanking Zak, the Bite Hold, and the Aerial Fall for securing human prey and their all-important flesh and brains.

Dreamstate

Author : Jed McKenna
Publisher : Wisefool Press
ISBN 13 : 0989175987
Total Pages : 237 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (891 download)

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Download or read book Dreamstate written by Jed McKenna and published by Wisefool Press. This book was released on 2016-08 with total page 237 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If life is but a dream, to what do we awake? The central premise of Dreamstate: A Conspiracy Theory, is the admittedly ridiculous but incontrovertibly true assertion that the universe does not exist. This is something you can understand conceptually, like watching a documentary about Antarctica, or experientially, like moving to Antarctica. There’s also a related phenomenon where you fall asleep watching the documentary and wake up in the frozen wasteland. That’s gotta be weird, but the truth is that you’re asleep in a barren wasteland dreaming that you’re not, so that’s where waking up gets you.

Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction 3

Author : John Austin
Publisher : Chicago Review Press
ISBN 13 : 1613745486
Total Pages : 290 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (137 download)

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Download or read book Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction 3 written by John Austin and published by Chicago Review Press. This book was released on 2013 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Using items that can be found in the modern junk drawer, troublemakers of all stripes have the components they need to assemble an impressive arsenal of miniaturized weaponry"--Page [4] of cover, volume 1.

Now Starring Vivien Leigh Reid

Author : Yvonne Collins
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 9780312338398
Total Pages : 260 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (383 download)

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Download or read book Now Starring Vivien Leigh Reid written by Yvonne Collins and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2006-01-10 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Vivien decides to spend a summer with her mother and gets a part in a soap-opera.

Demon Hunting in a Dive Bar

Author : Lexi George
Publisher : Brava
ISBN 13 : 0758263139
Total Pages : 368 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (582 download)

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Download or read book Demon Hunting in a Dive Bar written by Lexi George and published by Brava. This book was released on 2013-01-29 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Demons, shifters, zombies: You don't have to go to hell, but you can't stay here. . . It's Last Call On Earth. Rebekah "Beck" Damian runs a demonoid bar where everyone's welcome--even a reformed flesheater who's strictly vegetarian, a musical ghost who's looking for a piano bar, and a feline harbinger of doom named Wampus Kitty who's scaring the customers. So when a big strapping demon-hunter walks into the bar, Beck knows it's not the end of the world. She'll treat him like any other customer. If only she could. Conall Dalvahni is the toughest, meanest, sexiest demon-hunter Beck's ever seen--and she's finding it awful hard to hide her attraction. As far as Conall's concerned, the feeling is mutual. But how can he trust a beautiful half-demon babe like Beck--when her demonic friends have the perfect weapon to destroy every hunter on earth? With all the sparks flying between Beck and Conall, it's hard to tell who's the predator and who's the prey. Either way, love is hell--and impossible to resist. . . "A genuinely funny new voice in paranormal romance." --Publishers Weekly Praise for Demon Hunting in Dixie,/B>"A demonically wicked good time."--Angie Fox "A not-to-be-missed Southern-fried, bawdy, hilarious romp." --Beverly Barton, New York Times bestselling author

How I Met Justin Bieber Season 2

Author : Mashota Mohamad
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 125792463X
Total Pages : 303 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (579 download)

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Download or read book How I Met Justin Bieber Season 2 written by Mashota Mohamad and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011-07-22 with total page 303 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sequel to How I Met Justin Bieber Season 1. If you loved Season 1, you'll love Season 2 even more. Filled with more drama and romance than before. How long can you hide your love? How long do you have to lie? What are you waiting for? Go ahead and buy the book and start reading!

The Best of TMWG

Author : Rob Alexander
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1479775282
Total Pages : 817 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (797 download)

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Download or read book The Best of TMWG written by Rob Alexander and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2013-02-28 with total page 817 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: i’ve got peter gabriel’s “I Don’t Remember” going thru my head this morning . . . and most of yesturday, and the day before. it seems important to some part of my soul which sits with signs and applause everytime it goes thru my head. they like the drive of the artist’s expression of frustration and anxiety which comes thru in a manic crazyness. the song is an example of something that flashes us spiritually . . . maybe unlike a man in a trenchcoat . . . wearing shorts with a tee-shirt . . . flashing us briefly (ow!) as we walk by. the words “believe in god” embelished on his shirt echo on the canvas of the imagination. it doesn’t matter if we turn around, run after him and chide him in his actions. it doesn’t matter if by doing this it puts him in the same alagory as a pervert . . . and by action, god as well. ultimately tho, the tired, worn out god, quietly sitting in a courner, desperatly trying to believe in himself . . . probably wondering how valid this whole soap opera is, and whether or not spiritual flashers help or hurt his cause. now i got one of the songs from “the last temptation of christ” going thru my head . . . soundtrack ala peter gabriel as well. another spiritual flasher . . . who, jesus or peter gabriel? both an arrow pointing at a path to be walked . . . or a voice to listen to . . . or a feeling to behold. the hardest part is opening your heart up to the option. the option to be open. ( . . . maybe it’s god that’s trying to get into a working relationship with us and it’s us that flinch and put it back up on a pedistal.) . . . why pursue it then? the path. you might accidently get superpowers or something . . . start levitating, healing the sick, curing the blind. become an issue . . . to be delt with by turkeys that can’t fly. walk around, wonder when thanksgiving is. wonder if you look like a turkey. if you are a turkey walking around with turkeys talking turkey talk about how great it is to be a turkey . . . waiting for other turkeys to come over and watch turkey friends on turkey tv. and each turkey has the same turkey right to talk turkey to any turkey it wants in a frantic pace with a frantic face . . . then it’s a good turkey day to be a turkey. gobble it up the daily rut. question your life avoid the knife. be not a turkey entwined behind the line of commonality to turkey HQ. after awhile, you fall into the style. you are accepted, people talk to you. and you find flaws in the turkey tune.

Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction: Build and Master Ninja Weapons

Author : John Austin
Publisher : Chicago Review Press
ISBN 13 : 1613749244
Total Pages : 322 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (137 download)

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Download or read book Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction: Build and Master Ninja Weapons written by John Austin and published by Chicago Review Press. This book was released on 2014-09-01 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: To become a ninja master, one needs discipline, a silent footstep, and an impressive personal arsenal. Author and toy designer John Austin shows even "little grasshoppers" how to turn disposable pens, rubber bands, old CDs, toothpicks, erasers, mint tins, and binder clips into miniaturized stealth weaponry. Clothespins, craft sticks, playing cards, pushpins, and recycled milk jug caps make a cotton swab-launching Hwacha Rocket Cart. Rolled magazines, book rings, and duct tape can be fashioned into a set of working but harmless nunchucks. And a carefully folded sheet of paper can become an origami boomerang. This handy resource provides detailed, step-by-step instructions with diagrams to show stealth warriors how to build 37 different ninja weapons for the modern era. All of the projects in MiniWeapons of Mass Destruction 4 are built from common household and office items-plastic utensils, markers, clothespins, paper clips, wire hangers, and discarded packaging-all clearly detailed on materials lists. Builders are offered a variety of samurai stars, blowguns, throwing darts, siege weapons, and ninja tools to choose from. Once they've assembled their armory, the author provides novices several targets to practice their shooting skills. Nested paper cups become a dragon; chopsticks and a paper plate, a tripod bulls-eye. Armed, trained, and shrouded in black, they are now prepared for missions of reconnaissance, sabotage, and other grim errands. John Austin is a professional toy designer and author of MiniWeapons of Mass Destruction series, as well as So Now You're a Zombie. He lives in Cincinnati, Ohio.

The Ultimate Book of Zombie Warfare and Survival

Author : Scott Kenemore
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1632201631
Total Pages : 313 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (322 download)

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Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Zombie Warfare and Survival written by Scott Kenemore and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-09-15 with total page 313 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Gory Guide to the Walking Dead While most people know what zombies look like, do they actually know how they act? What they do during their spare time? What their work ethic is? Probably not. Enter The Ultimate Book of Zombie Warfare and Survival. From bestselling zombie author Scott Kenemore, learn all the tricks to the living dead trade. Whether you’re fighting the zombies or are a zombie yourself, this collection is all that you need to survive on your own. Included in this book are excerpts and illustrations from such helpful handbooks as: The Code of the Zombie Pirate The Art of Zombie Warfare Z.E.O. The Zen of Zombie Zombies vs. Nazis The Ultimate Book of Zombie Warfare and Survival is a one-stop shop for everything you’ve ever wanted to know about the world of zombies. Whether you’re the undead seeking to make it in the business industry, fine-tune your martial arts, master your swashbuckling, or move on up the corporate ladder, this compendium is just for you. With gory full-color illustrations and insightful knowledge from the man who knows zombies better than they know themselves, The Ultimate Book of Zombie Warfare and Survival will scare, teach, and prepare you for everything you’ve ever needed to know about zombies. Skyhorse Publishing, under our Night Shade and Talos imprints, is proud to publish a broad range of titles for readers interested in science fiction (space opera, time travel, hard SF, alien invasion, near-future dystopia), fantasy (grimdark, sword and sorcery, contemporary urban fantasy, steampunk, alternative history), and horror (zombies, vampires, and the occult and supernatural), and much more. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller, a national bestseller, or a Hugo or Nebula award-winner, we are committed to publishing quality books from a diverse group of authors.

Zombies?! Zombies!!

Author : Lowell R Torres
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 1491703911
Total Pages : 175 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (917 download)

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Download or read book Zombies?! Zombies!! written by Lowell R Torres and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2013-10-22 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zombies?! Zombies!! is an anthology featuring, you guessed it, zombies. Short stories and poems; comedy, drama, and outright horror. If you or someone you know likes zombies, they will enjoy this book.

Zombocalypse Now

Author : Matt Youngmark
Publisher : Atherton Haight
ISBN 13 : 0984067809
Total Pages : 347 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (84 download)

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Download or read book Zombocalypse Now written by Matt Youngmark and published by Atherton Haight. This book was released on 2009 with total page 347 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "112 possible endings. At least 7 in which you don't die!"--front cover.

Zombie Apocalypse Preparation

Author : David Houchins
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1618686690
Total Pages : 384 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (186 download)

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Download or read book Zombie Apocalypse Preparation written by David Houchins and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-04-12 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "We guarantee this is the only tool you need to survive the zombie apocalypse. OK, that's not really true. But when the SHTF you're going to want a survival guide that's not just geared toward day-to-day survival. You'll need one that addresses the essential skills for true nourishment of the human spirit. Living through the end of the world isn't worth a damn unless you can enjoy yourself in any way you want. (Except, of course, for anything having to do with abuse. We could never condone such things. At least the publisher's lawyers say we can't.) We can't guarantee this guide will save your life. But we can guarantee it will keep you smiling while the living dead are chowing down on you."--Publisher's website.

Aftermath of the Manhattanville Incident

Author : Jason Medina
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1984578995
Total Pages : 465 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (845 download)

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Download or read book Aftermath of the Manhattanville Incident written by Jason Medina and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2020-05-12 with total page 465 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this thrilling sequel to The Manhattanville Incident: An Undead Novel we reconnect with a familiar group of survivors at the Camelot Estate, as they try to establish a self-efficient colony in the Canadian wilderness of Québec. What could possibly go wrong during the Zombie Apocalypse? The second half of the story introduces us to the zombie-killing soldiers of Company Z, a military convoy from Indiana. After spending the past year hiding in an underground bunker, tensions are running high and supplies are running low. It is time for them to rejoin the rest of the world; only it is not how they left it. Now, they must trek across zombie-infested lands in search of a new home. Who will live and who will die? Join the exciting adventure, as both groups must contend with the ever-growing number of undead that walk the Earth. Will there ever be a cure for the Fox Serum Virus or is humanity doomed to die out and fade into nonexistence?

All the Ways the World Will End, But Not You

Author : Ian McWethy
Publisher : Stage Partners
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 31 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book All the Ways the World Will End, But Not You written by Ian McWethy and published by Stage Partners. This book was released on 2018-01-01 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Let TED talk hosts Megan and Able be your guides to surviving every possible apocalypse. From blatant robot take-overs to dysfunctional zombie survivalist groups, from cute and deadly alien invasions to... blood thirsty kittens? Okay, so the post-apocalypse world will be a little confusing. If we make it. Which we probably won't. But this play will help! We promise. Comedy One-act. 30-35 minutes 10-50 actors, gender flexible

Focus On: 100 Most Popular American Rock Songwriters

Author : Wikipedia contributors
Publisher : e-artnow sro
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 1803 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Focus On: 100 Most Popular American Rock Songwriters written by Wikipedia contributors and published by e-artnow sro. This book was released on with total page 1803 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Focus On: 100 Most Popular American Singer-songwriters

Author : Wikipedia contributors
Publisher : e-artnow sro
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 1310 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Focus On: 100 Most Popular American Singer-songwriters written by Wikipedia contributors and published by e-artnow sro. This book was released on with total page 1310 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Dead Land Volume One

Author : Philip McClimon
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1386320986
Total Pages : 162 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (863 download)

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Download or read book Dead Land Volume One written by Philip McClimon and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2019-03-09 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An omnibus, containing the first two novellas in the Human Extinction Level Loss (H.E.L.L.) series, SUBSTATION, and LIBERATIONSubstationWhen the Zombie Apocalypse hits, the power will fail, within two days the grid will go down. Everyone knows that. Gary Sykes knew it too. From his mundane job at Tres Hombres substation, Gary saw the outbreak coming, knew that the horrific zombie attacks being reported on the news were only going to get worse. The plague was here and the days ahead were going to be dark, except Gary Sykes had a plan, a plan that just might keep the lights burning a little longer. When Nicole Bennett and her band of survivors had to fight for their lives, they could do it with the lights on thanks to the efforts and sacrifice of one man. This is his story. The Last Stand of Gary SykesLiberationIt has been eight months since the the zombie virus swept through Tres Hombres Substation and changed Beverly Sanders' life forever. She, her husband Mark, and their young son Tommy have tried to hang on while all around them the world fell victim to one zombie horde after another. A simple message, broadcast twice a day on every channel has drawn them out. "This is Nicole Bennett. We are survivors. To anybody that can hear us, and can get here, we offer you refuge..." On the road, they meet Sheriff Jacob Miller and learn that not all who heard the message believed it was real. Jacob roams the Deadlands, chasing demons of his own and following the horde that took his town. Will he help Beverly and her family reach Colorado, or will they fall victim to his guilt and sadness? After the zombie apocalypse, Gary Sykes gave survivors a chance. Nicole Bennett and her Colorado safe haven will give them a hope. All they have to do is get there.