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ISBN 13 : 9780446757393
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (573 download)
Download or read book Al Jaffee's Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions written by and published by . This book was released on 1975 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Al Jaffee
Publisher : Grand Central Pub
ISBN 13 : 9780446349659
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (496 download)
Download or read book Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions written by Al Jaffee and published by Grand Central Pub. This book was released on 1987-06-15 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You'll be glad you asked--because the king of snappy comebacks is on the warpath again with MAD magazine's fifth edition of Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions.
Author : Al Jaffee
Publisher : Abrams
ISBN 13 : 1613122632
Total Pages : 134 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (131 download)
Download or read book Tall Tales written by Al Jaffee and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2015-01-06 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An anthology of the innovative vertical comic strip by the legendary MAD Magazine contributor—with an introduction by Stephen Colbert. Tall Tales was a one-of-a-kind newspaper strip that could only have come from the mind of Al Jaffee. While other newspaper strips are square, single-panel or multiple-panel horizontal gag cartoons, Jaffee, known for the Fold-In in MAD Magazine, once again altered the format of his work to create a vertical strip—the first, and last, in newspaper history. The original comic strip was syndicated internationally by the New York Herald Tribune from 1957–1963. This anthology contains the best 120 wordless strips out of over 2,200, scanned from the original files. The book features a new preface by Jaffee and an introduction by Stephen Colbert.
Author : Albert B. Feldstein
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780446302593
Total Pages : 190 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (25 download)
Download or read book Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions, #5 written by Albert B. Feldstein and published by . This book was released on 1984 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Walt Larimore, MD
Publisher : Zonderkidz
ISBN 13 : 031087307X
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (18 download)
Download or read book Lintball Leo's Not-So-Stupid Questions About Your Body written by Walt Larimore, MD and published by Zonderkidz. This book was released on 2010-08-10 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Award-winning medical journalist, doctor, and “America’s Outstanding Family Physician Educator” (as named by the American Academy of Family Physicians) Dr. Walt Larimore provides a safe space for boys 8 to 12 navigate the big questions and confusion they have about puberty and their changing bodies, topics they are often too afraid to ask about out loud. From answering what is happening in certain places and why to exploring changing hormones and the topics that come with, this short, informational book is great for use as a family or as an introductory guide for young boys to explore on their own. Puberty is hard, especially when things start to change and you don’t understand why. Luckily, Lintball Leo is here to help, and he’s ready to tackle all the questions you’re not sure you want to say out loud. And there is no question he hasn’t already heard. Like, “Why is my body suddenly growing more hair?” or “Why do I have these weird feelings?” or even, “Is what is happening to me normal?” From laying out what you can expect in the coming months and even years to what to do with the urges and emotions you’re dealing with now, this book is full of answers … and reassurances that what you’re going through now is indeed a normal part of growing up, and something you don’t have to be ashamed of at all. Lintball Leo’s Not-So-Stupid Questions About Your Body: presents information on changing bodies and hormones in an age-appropriate way for boys entering puberty provides medically based facts and biblically based advice has a loose narrative story and humor that helps put boys at ease on the topics of puberty and urges contains large text and numerous black-and-white sketches and photos, as well as sidebars, to make reading easy and enjoyable
Author : Richard Benson
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1452119260
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (521 download)
Download or read book F for Effort written by Richard Benson and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2012-06-29 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of the national bestseller F in Exams comes a new compendium of hilarious and inventive wrong test answers and homework hiccups. F for Effort features hilarious gems from elementary school (“two halves make a whale”), middle school (Q: What does “germinate” mean? A: To become a German citizen), and high school (Q: Fossil fuels are usually associated with which major type of rock? A: Classic rock). These 250 examples of creative invention are sure to charm anyone who has had to bluff or blunder their way through a test. Plus, this is a fixed-format version of the book, which looks nearly identical to the print version.
Author : Al Jaffee
Publisher : Grand Central Pub
ISBN 13 : 9780446355520
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (555 download)
Download or read book Mad's All New Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions written by Al Jaffee and published by Grand Central Pub. This book was released on 1989 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do stupid questions bother you? Do you feel like stoning the next cluck who asks one? Well never fear, MAD is here with a whole new set of comebacks for dumb questions.
Author : Ned Vizzini
Publisher : Disney Electronic Content
ISBN 13 : 1423141083
Total Pages : 452 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (231 download)
Download or read book It's Kind of a Funny Story written by Ned Vizzini and published by Disney Electronic Content. This book was released on 2010-09-25 with total page 452 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like many ambitious New York City teenagers, Craig Gilner sees entry into Manhattan's Executive Pre-Professional High School as the ticket to his future. Determined to succeed at life—which means getting into the right high school to get into the right college to get the right job—Craig studies night and day to ace the entrance exam, and does. That's when things start to get crazy. At his new school, Craig realizes that he isn't brilliant compared to the other kids; he's just average, and maybe not even that. He soon sees his once-perfect future crumbling away.
Author : Philippe Corentin
Publisher : Firefly Books
ISBN 13 : 9780228101321
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (13 download)
Download or read book Stupid Questions written by Philippe Corentin and published by Firefly Books. This book was released on 2018-09 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You would think it's obvious. Who hasn't heard "Well, that's a stupid question"? This inviting little book will amuse children who enjoy silliness and we don't think there is one that doesn't. Amusing illustrations of 23 scenarios pulled from real life and from, we'll call it, exaggerated real life. And what child, and adult, doesn't exaggerate from time to time? Are you in a hurry? says the person behind the bathroom door. Too sick for school? Dad asks the spotted green child. Is it too hot? Mom asks the person in the shower. You don't like it? Mom asks from underneath a plate of spaghetti. Some are possible. A few are probable. But most are definitely impossible, except in a child's imagination. So that means they are most certainly funny.
Author : Walt Larimore, MD
Publisher : Zondervan
ISBN 13 : 0310723256
Total Pages : 204 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (17 download)
Download or read book The Ultimate Guys' Body Book written by Walt Larimore, MD and published by Zondervan. This book was released on 2012-03-20 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You Mean I Can Ask That? Boys’ bodies do the craziest things! They can knock a baseball out to right field or trip in front of class. But at a certain point, those bodies start to grow up and go through some wild changes. You might be wondering things like: Why don't I look like him? How can I get buff without steroids? And how can I handle that talk my parents want to have—you know, the talk? Yikes! Guy Talk answers all the important questions you want answers to but would rather not ask, mixing fun with great advice for growing guys.
Author : Richard Benson
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1452138575
Total Pages : 129 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (521 download)
Download or read book F in Exams written by Richard Benson and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2014-01-21 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: F stands for "funny" in this perfect gift for students or anyone who has ever had to struggle through a test and needs a good laugh. Celebrating the creative side of failure in a way we can all relate to, F in Exams gathers the most hilarious and inventive test answers provided by students who, faced with a question they have no hope of getting right, decide to have a little fun instead. Whether in science (Q: What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register? A: Mariah Carey), the humanities (Q: What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common? A: Unusual names), math, or other subjects, these 250 entries prove that while everyone enjoys the spectacle of failure, it's even sweeter to see a FAIL turn into a WIN.
Author : Tim Carvell
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0062114433
Total Pages : 233 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (621 download)
Download or read book Planet Tad written by Tim Carvell and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2012-05-08 with total page 233 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Twelve-year-old Tad is a blogger with a plan, in the book Jon Stewart calls "hilarious to anyone who ever went through, is currently in, might go to, or flunked out of middle school." Tad has an agenda: Survive seventh grade. He also wants to: grow a mustache, get girls to notice him, and do a kickflip on his skateboard. But those are not the main reasons he started a blog. Tad just has a lot of important thoughts he wants to share with the world, like: Here is the first thing I have learned about having a dog in your house: Don't feed them nachos. Not ever. This highly illustrated and hilarious book is by the Emmy® Award-winning former head writer of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, and is based on a column in MAD Magazine. Through a series of daily entries, readers are treated to a year in Tad's blog that will leave them in stitches. MAD Magazine and all related characters and elements are trademarks of and © E.C. Publications. (s14)
Author : Rob Buyea
Publisher : Yearling
ISBN 13 : 0375858245
Total Pages : 290 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (758 download)
Download or read book Because of Mr. Terupt written by Rob Buyea and published by Yearling. This book was released on 2011-10-11 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Seven students are about to have their lives changed by one amazing teacher in this school story sequel filled with unique characters every reader can relate to. It’s the start of a new year at Snow Hill School, and seven students find themselves thrown together in Mr. Terupt’s fifth grade class. There’s . . . Jessica, the new girl, smart and perceptive, who’s having a hard time fitting in; Alexia, a bully, your friend one second, your enemy the next; Peter, class prankster and troublemaker; Luke, the brain; Danielle, who never stands up for herself; shy Anna, whose home situation makes her an outcast; and Jeffrey, who hates school. They don’t have much in common, and they’ve never gotten along. Not until a certain new teacher arrives and helps them to find strength inside themselves—and in each other. But when Mr. Terupt suffers a terrible accident, will his students be able to remember the lessons he taught them? Or will their lives go back to the way they were before—before fifth grade and before Mr. Terupt? Find out what happens in sixth and seventh grades in Mr. Terupt Falls Again and Saving Mr. Terupt. And don't miss the conclusion to the series, Goodbye, Mr. Terupt, coming soon! "The characters are authentic and the short chapters are skillfully arranged to keep readers moving headlong toward the satisfying conclusion."--School Library Journal, Starred
Author : Amy Gerstler
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 110114498X
Total Pages : 65 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (11 download)
Download or read book Dearest Creature written by Amy Gerstler and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2009-09-29 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A surreal new collection from an acclaimed poet Hallucinogenic plants chant in chorus. A thoughtful dog grants an interview. A caterpillar offers life advice. Amy Gerstler’s newest collection of poetry, Dearest Creature, marries fact and fiction in a menagerie of dramatic monologues, twisted love poems, and epistolary pleadings. Drawing on sources as disparate as Lewis Carroll and Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein, as well as abnormal psychology, etiquette, and archaeology texts, these darkly imaginative poems probe what it means to be a sentient, temporary, flesh-and-blood beast, to be hopelessly, vividly creaturely.
Author : Randall Munroe
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN 13 : 0544272994
Total Pages : 321 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (442 download)
Download or read book What If? written by Randall Munroe and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2014 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the wildly popular webcomic xkcd, hilarious and informative answers to important questions you probably never thought to ask Millions of people visit xkcd.com each week to read Randall Munroe's iconic webcomic. His stick-figure drawings about science, technology, language, and love have an enormous, dedicated following, as do his deeply researched answers to his fans' strangest questions. The queries he receives range from merely odd to downright diabolical: - What if I took a swim in a spent-nuclear-fuel pool? - Could you build a jetpack using downward-firing machine guns? - What if a Richter 15 earthquake hit New York City? - Are fire tornadoes possible? His responses are masterpieces of clarity and wit, gleefully and accurately explaining everything from the relativistic effects of a baseball pitched at near the speed of light to the many horrible ways you could die while building a periodic table out of all the actual elements. The book features new and never-before-answered questions, along with the most popular answers from the xkcd website. What If? is an informative feast for xkcd fans and anyone who loves to ponder the hypothetical.
Author : Mary-Lou Weisman
Publisher : It Books
ISBN 13 : 9780061864490
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (644 download)
Download or read book Al Jaffee's Mad Life written by Mary-Lou Weisman and published by It Books. This book was released on 2011-10-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Since 1955, when his work began enlivening the pages of MAD magazine, Al Jaffee has pickled three generations of American kids in the brine of satire—and he continues to bring millions of childhoods to untimely ends with the knowledge that parents are hypocrites, teachers are dummies, politicians are liars, and life isn’t fair. Jaffee has a life story that is truly bizarre, that reads like a comic strip of traumatic cliff-hangers with cartoons by Jaffee and captions by Freud—from his traumatic childhood as a reverse immigrant to finding his adult place at the forefront of a movement that would forever change the face of humor and cartooning in America. A cliff-hanger of a life deserves a page-turner of a biography, and that’s precisely what Mary-Lou Weisman and Al Jaffee have delivered.
Author : Charles Pappas
Publisher : Writer's Digest Books
ISBN 13 : 9781582973876
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (738 download)
Download or read book It's a Bitter Little World written by Charles Pappas and published by Writer's Digest Books. This book was released on 2005-10-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn Life's Hard Lessons from Film Noir &break;&break;If you want to know the meaning of life, don't study Shakespeare, don't peruse Plato. Everything you need to know in life you can learn from film noir. And everything you can learn from film noir, you can find in It's a Bitter Little World. &break;&break;Author Charles Pappas scavenged sixty years of film noir - from The Maltese Falcon to Sin City - to find the answers to everything that ever perplexed men and vexed women. &break;&break;Arranged by decade, the scalding quotes and cigarette-burn dialogue reflect an America morphing from Sinatra and fedoras to P. Diddy and Botox. The language is a swig of Rum-and-Coke at breakfast. It's the last words at a funeral nobody came to. It's a saxophone on a rainy night when you can't sleep. It's all the loneliness and despair and romance and courage in your life rolled up into one neat package.
