Sketches By Boz Scholars Choice Edition

Author : Charles Dickens
Publisher : Rarebooksclub.com
ISBN 13 : 9781458975867
Total Pages : 356 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (758 download)

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Download or read book Sketches by Boz written by Charles Dickens and published by Rarebooksclub.com. This book was released on 2012-07 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This historic book may have numerous typos and missing text. Purchasers can download a free scanned copy of the original book (without typos) from the publisher. Not indexed. Not illustrated. 1884 edition. Excerpt: ...from beginning to end--and so he did. The result of this parrot-like accomplishment was, that he was not only perpetually quoting himself, but that he could never sit by and hear a misquotation from the "Swan of Avon " without setting the unfortunate delinquent right. He was always something of a wag; never missed an opportunity of saying what he considered a good thing, and invariably laughed until he cried at anything that appeared to him mirth-moving or ridiculous. "Well, girls!" said Uncle Tom, after the preparatory ceremony of kissing and how-d'ye-doing had been gone through--"how d'ye get on? Know your parts, eh?--Lucina, my dear, act ii., scene 1--place, left--cue--'Unknown fate, '--What's next, en?--Go on--'The heavens"' "Oh, yes," said Miss Lucina, "I recollect--'The heavens forbid But that our Iovos md comfoits sheuld lucrease Even as our days do grow 1 '" "Make a pause here and there," said the old gentleman, who was a great critic. "'But that our loves and comforts should increase'--emphasis on the last syllable, 'crease, '--loud 'even, '--one, two, three, four; then loud again, 'as our days do grow;' emphasis on days. That's the way, my dear; trust to your uncle for emphasis. Ah! Sem, my boy, how are you?" "Very well, thankee unGle," returned Mr. Sempronius, who had just appeared, looking something like a ringdove, with a small circle round each eye: the result of his constant corking. "Of course we see you on Thursday." "Of course, of course, my dear boy." "What a pity it is your nephew didn't think of making you prompter, Mr. Balderstone!" whispered Mrs. Joseph Porter; "you would have been invaluable." "Well, I flatter myself, I should have been tolerably up to the thing," responded Uncle Tom. "I must bespeak sitting next you on the...