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Book Synopsis Silly Poems for Wee People by : Chas Stramash
Download or read book Silly Poems for Wee People written by Chas Stramash and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011-12-08 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The illustrated edition of Chas Stramash's popular kids' poetry book, Silly Poems for Wee People. Now with more colour and all poems re-edited, this book is a must for all children. It's totally childish and devilishly funny!
Book Synopsis Ready for Spaghetti: Funny Poems for Funny Kids by : Michael Rosen
Download or read book Ready for Spaghetti: Funny Poems for Funny Kids written by Michael Rosen and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2022-10-25 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Former British Children's Laureate Michael Rosen and award-winning artist Polly Dunbar join forces for thirty-two irresistible rhymes that revel in toddlers’ everyday lives. Will you getti the spaghetti? Don’t say, “Not yetti spaghetti!” I’m all setti for spaghetti. Fizzing with rhythm, energy, and laughter, this perfect gift-book introduction to poetry celebrates the day-to-day routines of early childhood. From the rise-and-shine exuberance of "Up, up, uppity-up!" to the sweet lull of “Hush and a hush/soft and low,” colorful pages abound with observations of ordinary moments, from brushing your teeth to digging in a sandbox, that mirror a childlike day-in-the-life. Poetic bounty at its best and brightest, this playful and affectionate read-aloud treasure will have toddlers clamoring for more, for the sheer fun of it.
Book Synopsis Wee Poems for Wee People by : Salley M. Osborn
Download or read book Wee Poems for Wee People written by Salley M. Osborn and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2010-07-19 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of poems for small children.
Book Synopsis Funny Little Poems For Funny Little Kids by : Bruce Lansky
Download or read book Funny Little Poems For Funny Little Kids written by Bruce Lansky and published by Turtleback. This book was released on 2002-10-01 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 50 short, humorous poems--fun and easy reading for first and second graders. This 4" 5" shirt-pocket edition gives new meaning to the term pocket book. And at only $5.95, this is one of the best poetry bargains available. Each poem is 4 to 10 lines long, printed in large, easy-to-read type. 40 are culled from Lansky's most popular; 10 are brand-new for this book.
Book Synopsis Something Strange by : William Schoff
Download or read book Something Strange written by William Schoff and published by Outskirts Press. This book was released on 2011-10-01 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Life's Experiences from a Pint-Sized Point-of-View! When weekends fall and relatives call My Sundays turns quite bleak. They rave, "He's just the cutest thing?" As they pinch and tweak my cheeks. I squirm in my skin when they start in With their nauseating rants. What I'd like to do is flee the room Or stuff spaghetti down their pants! What's a kid to do when his relatives think he's just the most adorable thing they've ever seen? How would you like to have a sister who bosses you around all the time? Or a neighbor who constantly quotes Shakespeare-badly? And what might you do if you got to make up the rules? These are only a few of the humorous and unusual situations in which our young characters find themselves in the book, Something Strange!; William Schoff's delightful follow-up to his previous book of poems, I'm Not Feeling Like Myself Today. This collection of poems is sure to appeal to kids and adults alike with it's rich vocabulary, outlandish situations, and humorous illustrations. The clever word play and use of puns will especially appeal to older children and adults who will delight at the direct as well as subtle use of humor. Meet Marco the Magnificent, a performing genius who puts his own special twist on familiar and overdone magic tricks; Seamus the Famous, a young detective who longs to work for the FBI; S.P.I.T, a junior team of paranormal investigators; and an ingenious genie who has a way of tricking people out of their wishes. And many, many more! The rich, colorful illustrations which accompany the poems are a creative delight for the eyes. They provide a sense of realism but have a touch of animation. This gives them a fanciful flavor which draws the reader even more deeply into the imagination, innocence, and fantasy world of each poems' character. They also provide an additional dose of humor that goes along well with the text. A wonderful book for independent readers or as a read-aloud book for younger children and parents. Something Strange! is sure to delight the young and the young-at-heart!
Book Synopsis Silly Poems For Silly People by : Marissa Makekau
Download or read book Silly Poems For Silly People written by Marissa Makekau and published by . This book was released on 2023-07-17 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a collection of poems for everyone! All ages can find a poem they enjoy in this book. Some poems are silly and others are heartfelt. Some poems share joy and others let out angry. No matter what you are feeling, there is bound to be a poem for you in here.
Book Synopsis That's Silly!: Short Poems for Short People by : Jeff Burton
Download or read book That's Silly!: Short Poems for Short People written by Jeff Burton and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-01-18 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This a book of easy poetry for children, in bite-sized pieces. All selections are no longer than four lines and all are quite silly. Poems are placed, one to a page, so pieces of the book may be consumed and enjoyed ... rather like a chocolate ... or a frog, if one is so inclined. Children may wish to enter into the creative process by adding their own drawings or extra verses. This is a book meant to a starting point for exploration rather than a finished work of art. The surreal imagination is a wonderful playground for children and those who remain child-like. It is the author's fervent wish to be paid in the currency of shy smiles and even the occasional guffaw. An amused snort will do in a pinch.This book may be read to younger children who have their wits about them, or, more properly, read by children themselves between the ages of 7 and 12. Of course, if you haven't lost your taste for surreal humour, the poems may equally be enjoyed by adults.Similar in style to Spike Milligan's poetry for children, a debt of gratitude must be paid to him for the hours of enjoyment he provided in the author's youth.
Book Synopsis Never Alarm a Llama by : Steve Attewell
Download or read book Never Alarm a Llama written by Steve Attewell and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-03-31 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A super book of funny, ridiculous and silly poems to make kids laugh out loud from children's poet Steve Attewell. Packed with illustrations by the author this book is great for reluctant readers. Steve's books are used in schools all over the world to help kids enjoy poetry without being intimidating. Ages: 4 to 14 The poems in this book: Never alarm a llama A, bee, see Cat flap Eleven melons and a lemon Flute Badger I drew a door upon a wall I thought I thunk a think Itchy Lost Stupid fly The bounce I did The invisible hamster The longest poem ever written Things I don't like This is not a poem Tim the caterpillar Upside down What book to read tonight? What's a rhyme? Words Yesssss Things people say about Steve's other poetry books: "Once, I laughed my socks off was a great poetry book that got students reading poetry without them even realizing it... I would highly recommend this for a poetry lesson for elementary students for poetry lessons or for just light fun reading in the classroom." - Goodreads reviewer "A wondrously funny book of poetry for children." - Goodreads reviewer "The poems are hilarious, fun and playful and I absolutely loved reading this collection of poems." - Goodreads reviewer "I know when I was being taught poetry really young I could very little interest in exploring it further till I was older, but this book would have definitely enticed me enough to start looking sooner. It was fun and silly and it is great for kids" - Goodreads reviewer "This large format book was a joy to read by myself and with its bright, simple illustrations easy to share while spoiling my grand children with lots of funny words that had a natural rhythm." - Goodreads reviewer "I got this for the 4th grade poetry project for my daughter. She is a reluctant reader, but these poems were so funny and engaging for her, that she read her assigned number of poems without complaint. She even memorized one to share with the class." - Amazon reviewer Hi, I'm Steve I've loved my journey becoming a children's poet. I've seen my books enjoyed by kids, adults, and teachers. The best thing about writing for children is seeing them comment about how they've been inspired to read or write more poetry. And when I learned that my poems were being used in schools as teaching aids... well, you can imagine how pleased I was about that.So if you enjoy one of my books or use one in the classroom, do drop a review or find me on the web and let me know what you think - spreading the word helps so much and inspires me to write more. Kids poems, funny illustrations, and humour through-and-through.
Book Synopsis My Silly Friends by : Doris Reichardt
Download or read book My Silly Friends written by Doris Reichardt and published by . This book was released on 2004-06 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis I'm Not Feeling Like Myself Today by : William Schoff
Download or read book I'm Not Feeling Like Myself Today written by William Schoff and published by Outskirts Press. This book was released on 2010-10-27 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 30 Wacky Rhymes about the Joys and Trials of Childhood A tomboy known as Colleen Fell into the washing machine. It churned and it frothed And washed her all off, Until she was perfectly clean. Colleen was quite irritated, But her parents were simply elated. They now had a way To get her to bathe Even though she gets quite agitated. What happens when a little boy refuses to take a bath-ever? How do you live with a brother who behaves like a caveman? And what happens when a girl tells one too many fibs? They're just some of the goofy, bizarre, and plain old wacky characters you'll meet in I'm Not Feeling Like Myself Today. This hilarious collection of children's poems is guaranteed to appeal to kids and parents alike with its combination of fun rhymes, vocabulary-boosting language, and laugh-out-loud illustrations. The magic lies in the cast of misfits: Meet Billy Brattle, the rich rascal who misbehaves so badly he drives his butler to walk out the door; Colleen, who falls into the washing machine; Lotte Liar, the young girl whose every fib weaves a telltale fabric out of her mouth; and the curious tyke who blows so many bubbles she's carried far, far away. And that's just for starters! Perfect for independent readers or as a read-to-me book for younger children, I'm Not Feeling Myself Today is a storehouse of humor and learning to be enjoyed over and over again.
Download or read book I Am Angry written by Michael Rosen and published by . This book was released on 2021-07 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This kitten may look cute and cuddly, but better beware...they're angry.
Book Synopsis Poolside Poetry by : Colin Galbraith
Download or read book Poolside Poetry written by Colin Galbraith and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010-03-06 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of funny and reflective poems from the poolside; a Scotsman abroad.
Book Synopsis Poems that Have Helped Me by : Samuel Ellsworth Kiser
Download or read book Poems that Have Helped Me written by Samuel Ellsworth Kiser and published by . This book was released on 1916 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Funny Folk written by Robert Fisher and published by . This book was released on 1991-06-20 with total page 79 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of poems by American and English authors about a variety of unusual people including "Old Quin Queeribus" and "Jittery Jim."
Book Synopsis My Dog Likes to Disco by : Kenn Nesbitt
Download or read book My Dog Likes to Disco written by Kenn Nesbitt and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-09-06 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My dog likes to disco on TikTok for fun. He'd rather start dancing than go for a run... Former Children's Poet Laureate Kenn Nesbitt, possibly the funniest poet ever to wield a pen, is back with more of the impossible poems, outrageous rhymes, and absurd wordplay that kids can't stop reading. My Dog Likes to Disco unleashes seventy new poems about disco-dancing dogs, invisible kids, misbehaving phones, preposterous people, and much, much more. From the creator of the world's most popular poetry website for children, poetry4kids.com, My Dog Likes to Disco includes many of the most popular poems Kenn Nesbitt has ever written, including "I Made a Meme this Morning," "My Flat Cat," and "Our Dog's Name is Roomba." Reviews Irrepressible, unpredictable, and raucously popular children's poet Kenn Nesbitt was spawned in the same cracked petri dish as Jack Prelutsky, to whom he is the natural heir. (J. Patrick Lewis, US Children's Poet Laureate, author of Please Bury Me in the Library) Kenn Nesbitt wrote a book of poems A funny one I think. And though it's colored black and white Watch it tickle you PINK! (Douglas Florian, author and illustrator of Comets, Stars, the Moon, and Mars: Space Poems and Paintings) Kenn Nesbitt's brain is the clown car of children's poetry. I don't know how they all fit in there, but they keep tumbling out, one after another, each one funnier than the one before it. (Eric Ode, poet and songwriter. Author of When You're a Pirate Dog and Other Pirate Poems) Fans of Kenn Nesbitt will gobble up this new offering, which combines his infallible command of rhyme scheme with the hilarious--yet oddly contemplative--wisdom of a child pondering the world. (Joyce Sidman, author of Swirl by Swirl: Spirals in Nature)
Download or read book Silly Sounds written by Libby Ellis and published by . This book was released on 2005 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Laughing Limericks by : Curiosity Chronicles Publishing
Download or read book Laughing Limericks written by Curiosity Chronicles Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2023-07-17 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Laughing Limericks: Silly and Funny Poems" is a delightful collection of whimsical limericks designed to tickle the funny bones of elementary and middle schoolers. Packed with clever wordplay, playful rhymes, and hilarious scenarios, this book will have young readers bursting into fits of laughter. With each turn of the page, children will encounter a new batch of amusing limericks that showcase colorful characters, comical situations, and unexpected twists. From mischievous animals to imaginative adventures, these short and snappy poems will captivate young minds and ignite their imagination. Filled with vibrant illustrations that bring the limericks to life, "Laughing Limericks" provides a joyful reading experience that is perfect for sharing with friends, family, or even in the classroom. The book's engaging format and accessible language make it an ideal introduction to poetry, encouraging young readers to explore the fun and creativity that can be found in the world of verse. So join us on a journey of laughter and merriment as we dive into the wacky world of limericks. Let the rhythm and wit of these humorous poems bring a smile to your face and leave you wanting more. And just to give you a taste, here's a limerick from the book: There once was a sneaky old cat, Who loved to wear a fancy top hat. He'd tip it with glee, For all to see, And stroll around town like that! "Laughing Limericks: Silly and Funny Poems" is a must-have addition to any young reader's collection, providing endless laughter and entertainment for children of all ages.
