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The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America

Author : Matt Kracht
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1452177392
Total Pages : 178 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (521 download)

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Download or read book The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America written by Matt Kracht and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2019-04-02 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: National bestselling book: Featured on Midwest, Mountain Plains, New Atlantic, Northern, Pacific Northwest and Southern Regional Indie Bestseller Lists Perfect book for the birder and anti-birder alike A humorous look at 50 common North American dumb birds: For those who have a disdain for birds or bird lovers with a sense of humor, this snarky, illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, and—let's face it—true. Featuring common North American birds, such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Matt Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous, yet angry, ink drawings. With The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, you won't need to wonder what all that racket is anymore! • Each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more. • The essential guide to all things wings with migratory maps, tips for birding, musings on the avian population, and the ethics of birdwatching. • Matt Kracht is an amateur birder, writer, and illustrator who enjoys creating books that celebrate the humor inherent in life's absurdities. Based in Seattle, he enjoys gazing out the window at the beautiful waters of Puget Sound and making fun of birds. "There are loads of books out there for bird lovers, but until now, nothing for those that love to hate birds. The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America fills the void, packed with snarky illustrations that chastise the flying animals in a funny, profane way. " – Uncrate A humorous animal book with 50 common North American birds for people who love birds and also those who love to hate birds • A perfect coffee table or bar top conversation-starting book • Makes a great Mother's Day, Father's Day, birthday, or retirement gift

Silly Birds

Author : Gregg Dreise
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781922142856
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (428 download)

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Download or read book Silly Birds written by Gregg Dreise and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Age range 5 to 8: In this humble, charming and humorous morality tale, Maliyan is a proud eagle who always looks, listens and sees things from a long way away. One day he meets the turkey Wagun, who is a silly bird, and together these two new friends begin to do silly-bird things. The Elders and Maliyan's parents become very disappointed and soon the local billabong becomes a mess. The silly birds do not care for anyone and seem to have eaten all the food. Maliyan begins to see the error of his ways and tries to talk to Wagun and the other birds about their actions. No one listens. So Maliyan flies away and begins the journey of listening again. Maliyan soon becomes a proud leader and all the silly birds begin to follow his example. They all help clean up the messes they have made. All except one ... In this quintessential Australian fable, Silly Birds combines richly textured and striking illustrations of Australian animals with the gentle humour of an Aussie truism that it is hard to soar like an eagle when you are, in fact, surrounded by turkeys.

The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of the Whole Stupid World

Author : Matt Kracht
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1797213415
Total Pages : 195 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (972 download)

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Download or read book The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of the Whole Stupid World written by Matt Kracht and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2022-01-04 with total page 195 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Let's face it—all birds are fascinating, wonderful, idiotic jerks—no matter where in the world they reside. Following in the footsteps of the bestselling book The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, this hilarious sequel ventures beyond to identify the stupidest birds around the world. Featuring birds from North and South America, Africa, Asia, Europe, and Oceania, author Matt Kracht identifies the dumb birds that manage to live all over the freaking place with snarky, yet accurate, names and humorous, anger-filled drawings. This guide book details exactly how much these morons suck with facts about each bird's (annoying) call, its (stupid) migratory pattern, and its (downright tacky) markings. Complete with a matching game, bird descriptor checklist, tips on how to identify a bird (you can tell a lot by looking into a bird's eyes, for example), this profanity-laden book offers a balance of fact and wit that will appeal to hardcore birders and casual bird lovers (and haters) alike. A MUST-HAVE: A must-have sequel to the bestselling parody book The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America. UNIQUE & LAUGH-OUT-LOUD FUNNY: This is a great coffee table or bar top conversation-starting book. And a bonus, while the content is humorous, it is practical and useful! A GREAT PRESENT: This is the perfect gift for the bird lovers and haters in your life. It also makes a great Mother's Day, Father's Day, birthday, retirement, or gag gift. Perfect for: • Birdwatching and nature enthusiasts • Armchair birders (or nonbirders) • Someone who needs a quirky gift for an animal lover friend • People with serious birders in their lives who want something lighthearted

Birds Wearing Clothes

Author : Chris Bergquist Fulmer
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781539110156
Total Pages : 44 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (11 download)

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Download or read book Birds Wearing Clothes written by Chris Bergquist Fulmer and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-10-23 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Birds Wearing Clothes is a silly collage book of ... birds wearing all kinds of clothes! A hippie bird in bell bottoms. A royal bird in a tiara. A Texan bird in cowboy boots. Even a bird that believes pearls are always in style. This a book that adults or children with a sense of humor will enjoy, and it is a perfect vehicle for a parent and child conversation. What is a fez? Would it fall off if the bird flies away? Do birds need glasses? Would Roman birds wear togas? Join in on the fun!

Mad Magpie

Author : Gregg Dreise
Publisher : Magabala Books
ISBN 13 : 1925360083
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (253 download)

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Download or read book Mad Magpie written by Gregg Dreise and published by Magabala Books. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Age range 3 to 6 Mad Magpie is the third book in this successful series of morality tales from Gregg Dreise. Inspired by wise sayings and the knowledge of his Elders, Mad Magpie tells the story of Guluu, an angry magpie who is being teased by a gang of butcher birds. The more he is teased, the angrier he becomes. When Guluu seeks advice, his Elders tell him to stay calm like the river, ignore the butcher birds and to be strong on the inside. Guluu tries this, but the cheeky birds just laugh at him. One day, when Guluu is at the river looking for worms, the butcher birds arrive and steal his food. He remembers the words of his Elders and he tries again – and this time Guluu has a different outcome. He stands proudly at the riverbank and remembers how he used to sing when he was having a bad day. Guluu sings so loud he cannot hear the birds laughing at him and they eventually give up and fly away. From that time on, the animals learnt to use music to create a happy mood and they worked together to stop bullying.

A Tiger, a Lion and some very Silly Birds

Author : Tom Head
Publisher : CPDevon Ltd
ISBN 13 : 0957356897
Total Pages : 27 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (573 download)

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Book Synopsis A Tiger, a Lion and some very Silly Birds by : Tom Head

Download or read book A Tiger, a Lion and some very Silly Birds written by Tom Head and published by CPDevon Ltd. This book was released on 2012 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Pretty Pru

Author : Polly Dunbar
Publisher : Walker
ISBN 13 : 9781406340495
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (44 download)

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Download or read book Pretty Pru written by Polly Dunbar and published by Walker. This book was released on 2012 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Someone has taken Pru's handbag. The green handbag with red spots, with blusher and nail varnish inside. Where is it? And who took it? No one is prepared to own up - but it can't remain a secret for long when her friends are wearing the evidence.

Effin' Birds

Author : Aaron Reynolds
Publisher : Unbound Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1783526971
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (835 download)

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Download or read book Effin' Birds written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Unbound Publishing. This book was released on 2019-10-17 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever looked a bird dead in the eye and wondered what it was thinking? With Effin’ Birds, the most eagerly anticipated new volume in the noble avocation of bird identification, you can venture into nature with confidence. This farcical field guide will help you identify over 200 birds, but more importantly, for the first time in history, it will also help you understand what these birds are thinking: The vainglorious grebe is acutely aware of its own magnificence. The hipster pelican thinks the world is a shitbarge. The overbearing heron wishes you better luck next time, fucknuts. The counsellor swallow wants you to maybe try not being a dickhead... and many, many more. Alongside beautiful, scientifically accurate illustrations and a whole lot of swearing is incisive commentary on modern life and the world we, as humans, must navigate. Or maybe it’s just some pictures of effin’ birds, okay?

A Field Guide to Little-known & Seldom-seen Birds of North America

Author : Ben L. Sill
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.E/5 ( download)

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Download or read book A Field Guide to Little-known & Seldom-seen Birds of North America written by Ben L. Sill and published by . This book was released on 1988 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BIRDERS WILL DELIGHT in this field guide parody which hovers over the forefront of ornithological discovery. Thirty-two fabulous new species are depicted in this volume, which features tongue-in-bill descriptions, observation hints, and range maps, as well as remarkable full-color illustrations. The reader will never look at our feathered friends in the same way after encountering these "freakquent" flyers.

Three Silly Chickens

Author : Tanya Fenton
Publisher : Hogs Back Books
ISBN 13 : 1907432116
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (74 download)

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Download or read book Three Silly Chickens written by Tanya Fenton and published by Hogs Back Books. This book was released on 2015-02-19 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Nora, Dora and Flora are three silly chickens who constantly bicker over which of them is the most beautiful. Fed up with their squabbles, the other chickens suggest they ask the Farmer. But surely he'll put them in his pot for supper! Concerned for their welfare, the Wise Old Goat grants them three wishes. Will they use them wisely? Not these silly birds."--Back cover.

Tits, Boobies and Loons: And Other Birds Named by People Who Clearly Hate Birds

Author : Stu Royall
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0008501351
Total Pages : 114 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (85 download)

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Download or read book Tits, Boobies and Loons: And Other Birds Named by People Who Clearly Hate Birds written by Stu Royall and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2022-02-17 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the monotonous lark to the rough-faced shag, these poor birds have us all asking: ARE ORNITHOLOGISTS OK?

A Funny Little Bird

Author : Jennifer Yerkes
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781402280139
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (81 download)

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Download or read book A Funny Little Bird written by Jennifer Yerkes and published by . This book was released on 2013 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A lonely, invisible bird adorns himself with brightly colored feathers and flowers hoping to attract friends. But after catching the eye of a fox he runs so fast he loses his treasures and learns a lesson about friendship. Full color.

The Brave

Author : James Bird
Publisher : Feiwel & Friends
ISBN 13 : 1250247748
Total Pages : 259 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (52 download)

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Download or read book The Brave written by James Bird and published by Feiwel & Friends. This book was released on 2020-06-30 with total page 259 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect for fans of Rain Reign, this middle-grade novel The Brave is about a boy with an undiagnosed anxiety issue and his move to a reservation to live with his biological mother. Collin can't help himself—he has a mental health condition that finds him counting every letter spoken to him. It's a quirk that makes him a prime target for bullies, and frustrates the adults around him, including his father. When Collin asked to leave yet another school, his dad decides to send him to live in Minnesota with the mother he's never met. She is Ojibwe, and lives on a reservation. Collin arrives in Duluth with his loyal dog, Seven, and quickly finds his mom and his new home to be warm, welcoming, and accepting of his disability. Collin’s quirk is matched by that of his neighbor, Orenda, a girl who lives mostly in her treehouse and believes she is turning into a butterfly. With Orenda’s help, Collin works hard to learn the best ways to manage his anxiety disorder. His real test comes when he must step up for his new friend and trust his new family.

Cunning Crow

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781925768862
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (688 download)

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Download or read book Cunning Crow written by and published by . This book was released on 2019-10 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Remember - beauty comes from within... Way back, before once-upon-a-time, there was the Dreamtime when all the birds were white. One of those white birds was a crow called Waan. One day a big storm came through and a magnificent rainbow appeared. When the birds passed through the rainbow, one by one, their feathers took on its beautiful colours. Waan flew through the rainbow too and his feathers became a beautiful red and orange. But Waan was jealous of the other birds. He wanted to be more beautifully coloured than anyone. So Waan hatched a cunning plan. But things did not go the way Waan wanted...

Hooray for Birds!

Author : Lucy Cousins
Publisher : Candlewick Press
ISBN 13 : 0763692654
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (636 download)

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Download or read book Hooray for Birds! written by Lucy Cousins and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2017-03-28 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Illustrations and rhyming text invite readers to imagine themselves as brilliant birds.

What is a Wise Bird Like You Doing in a Silly Tale Like this

Author : Uri Shulevitz
Publisher : Farrar, Straus & Giroux (BYR)
ISBN 13 : 9780374383008
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (83 download)

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Download or read book What is a Wise Bird Like You Doing in a Silly Tale Like this written by Uri Shulevitz and published by Farrar, Straus & Giroux (BYR). This book was released on 2000 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Relates the doings of the Emperor of Pickleberry and his ingenious talking bird Lou.

Benjamin's Blue Feet

Author : Sue Macartney
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781772781113
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (811 download)

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Download or read book Benjamin's Blue Feet written by Sue Macartney and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-16 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A young bird with a flair for discovery and invention learns self-acceptance one blue-footed step at a time.