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See Dick Bite Jane

Author : Elise Mac Adam
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1440507066
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book See Dick Bite Jane written by Elise Mac Adam and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-04-18 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Run, Dick, run!" Now you may be the one who wants to run--but as a parent, it's often from invasive strangers, inconsiderate parents, and well-meaning but overbearing grandparents. See Dick Bite Jane is a primer for handling every parenting pitfall--featuring true tales of "Uh-ohs!" and "Oh, nos!" from moms and dads just like you. Etiquette expert Elise Mac Adam doles out helpful, straightforward advice designed to put bullies in their place--whether those bullies are sandbox strong-arms, nasty neighbors, or your own little angel-turned-devil. A scraped knee? How simple that can be! With the help of Mac Adam (Dick and Jane, too!), you can keep the busybodies and n'er-do-wells at bay with the same confidence--it's as easy as 1, 2, 3!

Look Both Ways: 9 Evolutionary Parenting Principles

Author : Tricia Ferrara
Publisher : Archway Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1480802026
Total Pages : 223 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (88 download)

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Download or read book Look Both Ways: 9 Evolutionary Parenting Principles written by Tricia Ferrara and published by Archway Publishing. This book was released on 2013-09-13 with total page 223 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this rapidly changing world in which divorce, mental health issues, aggression, and promiscuity among children are on the rise and education, economic prosperity, and life satisfaction are declining, families are in search of a new parenting script. In Look Both Ways, professional counselor and parenting strategist Tricia Ferrara shows parents how to stop using old scripts that define their roles as spectators and learn to actively participate by relying on core principles that can dramatically improve relationships, overcome behavioral challenges, and help a family reach its full potential. Ferrara relies on her clinical experience as well as evidence in neurological, social, developmental, and behavioral disciplines to lay out a step-by-step process that teaches parents how to build strong relationships with their children, lead by example, and encourage development. With a down-to-earth style, she addresses real-life issues that parents face with their children on a daily basis, including the lure of social networking, fierce competition among peers, and sexual temptation. Look Both Ways provides concrete advice that helps parents remove the blindfolds, cultivate their children's abilities to develop and adapt at any age or stage, and discover that growth can be an invigorating two-way street.

Where the Wild Things Bite

Author : Molly Harper
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1476794448
Total Pages : 222 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (767 download)

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Download or read book Where the Wild Things Bite written by Molly Harper and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-07-26 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Molly Harper’s witty new paranormal romance, a rare-book expert is delivering a package to Half Moon Hollow when her plane goes down, and a sexy vampire comes to her rescue. He’s clearly got ulterior motives, but does he want to date her…or devour her? Delivering a rare book to a valued customer is definitely part of mild-mannered archivist Anna Whitfield’s job description. You know what isn’t? Protecting her precious cargo from mid-flight theft by the very pilot who is flying her to Half-Moon Hollow…while trying to appear as unappetizing as possible to the only other passenger, a vampire. Undead bookstore owner Jane Jameson could be waiting a very long time for her book. Possibly forever. Fortunately, Anna’s dashing fanged companion Finn Palmeroy helps her fend off the attack, but not before their plane crash lands in the forest hundreds of miles from civilization. Great, now she’s stranded with a priceless tome and a rakish vampire whose bedtime is fast approaching. Why does everyone want this book so badly, anyway? Anna just wants to get it to Jane before Finn decides to turn her into dinner—or sweep her off her feet. Okay, the second option is really tempting. But they’re not out of the woods yet…

Phillip H. Screwdriver, Last of the Real Men Private Investigators

Author : Deus X Machina
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1304764613
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (47 download)

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Download or read book Phillip H. Screwdriver, Last of the Real Men Private Investigators written by Deus X Machina and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-01-17 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You want a plot summary? OK. It's the story of Thor (not that dreamy Chris Hemsworth) or the love child of Elvis and Mickey Spillane or the Godfather's son in witness protection. It's a satirical view of society from the hooded eyes of the Last of the Real Men Private Investigators! A parody of the hard-boiled, film noir detective genre, it murderizes pop icons and trends past and present that really need murderizing.

Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

Author : Molly Harper
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1439158576
Total Pages : 388 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (391 download)

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Download or read book Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs written by Molly Harper and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-03-31 with total page 388 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first in the Half-Moon Hollow series is “wry, delicious fun” (Susan Andersen, New York Times bestselling author) as it follows a librarian whose life is turned upside down by a tempestuous and sexy vampire. Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children’s librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed twenty-five dollars in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that’s sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she’s mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead. And thanks to the mysterious stranger she met while chugging neon-colored cocktails, she wakes up with a decidedly unladylike thirst for blood. Jane is now the latest recipient of a gift basket from the Newly Undead Welcoming Committee, and her life-after-lifestyle is taking some getting used to. Her recently deceased favorite aunt is now her ghostly roommate. She has to fake breathing and endure daytime hours to avoid coming out of the coffin to her family. She’s forced to forgo her favorite down-home Southern cooking for bags of O negative. Her relationship with her sexy, mercurial vampire sire keeps running hot and cold. And if all that wasn’t enough, it looks like someone in Half Moon Hollow is trying to frame her for a series of vampire murders. What’s a nice undead girl to do?

Nice Werewolves Don’t Bite Vampires

Author : Molly Harper
Publisher : NYLA
ISBN 13 : 1641971568
Total Pages : 222 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (419 download)

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Download or read book Nice Werewolves Don’t Bite Vampires written by Molly Harper and published by NYLA. This book was released on 2020-09-28 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The “enchanting” (Publishers Weekly) Jane Jameson series is back with a new paranormal romantic comedy about a werewolf yearning to find her own place world, and the group of admittedly unique vampires who help her find love. Tylene McClaine, black sheep of the McClaine Half-Moon Hollow werewolf pack, has spent a lifetime blocking out the criticisms of her boisterous pack. They say she’s too bookish, too obstinate, and worst of all, too picky when it comes to finding a nice werewolf boy and settling down. But when she meets vampire and Half-Moon Hollow music teacher, Alex Bonfils, Tylene starts to wonder if she could create the life she’s always wanted. She takes every precaution to meet her sexy vamp in secret, but when a vandal around town starts targeting vampire businesses, she fears her family might have found her out. When the damage in town escalates, Tylene and Alex join forces with Jane Jameson, Dick Cheney, and the whole vampire gang to find the culprit save Half-Moon Hollow before it’s too late!

Uncle John's Actual and Factual Bathroom Reader

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1684124980
Total Pages : 512 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (841 download)

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Download or read book Uncle John's Actual and Factual Bathroom Reader written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-09-04 with total page 512 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s an actual fact—Uncle John is the most entertaining thing in the bathroom! Uncle John and his team of devoted researchers are back again with an all-new collection of weird news stories, odd historical events, dubious “scientific” theories, jaw-dropping lists, and more. This entertaining 31st anniversary edition contains 512 pages of all-new articles that will appeal to readers everywhere. Pop culture, history, dumb crooks, and other actual and factual tidbits are packed onto every page of this book. Inside, you’ll find . . . Dogs and cats who ran for political office The bizarre method people in Victorian England used to resuscitate drowning victims The man who met his future pet—a stray dog—while running across the Gobi Desert Searching for Planet X—the last unknown planet in our solar system Twantrums—strange Twitter rants that had disastrous effects The true story of Boaty McBoatface And much more!

The Spiritual Realm and Other Stories

Author : Larry Sells
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 059526994X
Total Pages : 176 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (952 download)

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Download or read book The Spiritual Realm and Other Stories written by Larry Sells and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2003-03-04 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A couple of werewolves, Susan, and Alf, each wearing an "eat a human" T-shirt walked in Ghostville Mall. They stopped in front of the movie theater and looked at the list. The two looked at each other and walked away. Susan eyed a human skeleton through the arcade's windows. She elbowed Alf and he looked at her. When Susan had his attention she whispered, "Let's eat him when he comes out." Her eyes pointed out the human skeleton. Following Susan's eyes, Alf saw the human skeleton and started drooling. "He looks good enough to eat." Alf and Susan sat on the wooden bench opposite the entrance, so they could see the human skeleton through the window. They sat there grooming each other's heads like a pair of chimpanzees. Both ate the fleas taken from the other's head.

Lyceum

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 56 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (97 download)

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Download or read book Lyceum written by and published by . This book was released on 1982 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Original poetry, short fiction, drama, photography and artwork submitted by students, alumni, faculty and staff of the University of Michigan--Dearborn.

Zen In The Art of Absurdity

Author : Carla RenÃ©
Publisher : Carla René
ISBN 13 : 1452333971
Total Pages : 56 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (523 download)

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Download or read book Zen In The Art of Absurdity written by Carla RenÃ© and published by Carla René. This book was released on 2010-08-18 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bill can't get a writing space. While in Canada, Sam learns to "go convert" himself, mum and dad are playing hide the Azalea plant, Delores can't keep her father's arse covered, a pack of wild Kens are hurtling toward the atmosphere, and dad is sitting in his car picking his ears with his keys.Often compared to Sedaris (Mostly by herself), this collection will make you sick...with laughter.

How to Write a Play

Author : Eugene Walter
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 398 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (117 download)

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Download or read book How to Write a Play written by Eugene Walter and published by . This book was released on 1925 with total page 398 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors

Author : Molly Harper
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451641818
Total Pages : 372 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors written by Molly Harper and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-02-28 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While dealing with wedding preparations and the cantankerous ghost of her grandma who has declared war on the fanged residents of River Oaks, Jane is ordered by the Council to babysit a newborn vamp until he can control his thirst, which causes her fiance to become insanely jealous.

A Dick and Jane Primer for Adults

Author : Lavie Tidhar
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780953868179
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (681 download)

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Download or read book A Dick and Jane Primer for Adults written by Lavie Tidhar and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Dick and Jane Learn About Money

Author : Mel Clark
Publisher : Clear Thinking LLC
ISBN 13 : 139345898X
Total Pages : 91 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (934 download)

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Download or read book Dick and Jane Learn About Money written by Mel Clark and published by Clear Thinking LLC. This book was released on 2021-03-26 with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dick and Jane are in trouble – money trouble. Like their friends, and maybe like you, they struggle to stay afloat on a sea of debt. After listening to a radio program, they discover there might be a way out. But it will be hard. It will hurt. Can they do it? They are in debt. They face car repairs and job losses. Dare they think they could possibly retire in comfort someday? Is retiring early an impossible dream or something they could actually achieve? This Fable is fiction. Fiction that presents real challenges and choices that regular people face every day. You are sure to recognize the similarities to events in your own life. Join Dick and Jane, and their friends Sally and Lamar, as they learn, experiment, and get control of their financial lives. “Buy Dick and Jane Learn About Money” now. It’s available in all on-line bookstores.

The Dangers of Dating a Rebound Vampire

Author : Molly Harper
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1476706018
Total Pages : 368 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (767 download)

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Download or read book The Dangers of Dating a Rebound Vampire written by Molly Harper and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-03-24 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gigi finds herself drawn to a sexy vampire who keeps fading in and out of her life, but when he denies ever meeting her, Gigi begins to wonder if something sinister may be involved in his lack of memory.

The Pocket Idiot's Guide to Breaking Up

Author : Laurie A. Helgoe Ph.D.
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 144065090X
Total Pages : 143 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (46 download)

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Download or read book The Pocket Idiot's Guide to Breaking Up written by Laurie A. Helgoe Ph.D. and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2006-12-05 with total page 143 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A wise guide to handling the end of a relationship. A breakup doesn’t mean everything has to fall apart. Laurie Helgoe uses her years of experience as a clinical psychologist to show those who are coping with a breakup to pick up the pieces and move on with their lives. This guide provides sage advice on how to handle every aspect of separating from a partner, from knowing when to stop communicating, dealing with the blues, and when to start dating again. • Edgy and humorous, yet full of practical advice • The first book to deal with being the dumper, as well as the dumpee • Tips that will get readers through lonely nights and days of “retail therapy”—without insulting their intelligence or getting involved in 12-step therapy speak

They Suck, They Bite, They Eat, They Kill

Author : Joni Richards Bodart
Publisher : Scarecrow Press
ISBN 13 : 0810882272
Total Pages : 301 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (18 download)

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Download or read book They Suck, They Bite, They Eat, They Kill written by Joni Richards Bodart and published by Scarecrow Press. This book was released on 2012 with total page 301 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Teen readers have always been fascinated by monsters, but lately it seems like every other young adult (YA) book is about vampires, zombies, or werewolves. These works are controversial, since they look at aspects of life and human nature that adults prefer to keep hidden from teenagers. But this is also why they are so important: They provide a literal example of how ignoring life's hazards won't make them go away and demonstrate that ignorance of danger puts one at greater risk. In They Suck, They Bite, They Eat, They Kill: The Psychological Meaning of Supernatural Monsters in Young Adult Fiction Joni Bodart examines six different monsters--vampires, shapeshifters, zombies, unicorns, angels, and demons--in YA literature. Bodart first discusses the meaning of these monsters in cultures all over the world. Subsequent chapters explore their history and most important incarnations, comparing the same kind of creatures featured in different titles. This volume also contains interviews with authors who provide additional insight and information, and the bibliography includes a comprehensive list of titles featuring the various monsters. Analyzing the most important and well-written series and titles for teens, They Suck, They Bite, They Eat, They Kill will be useful for parents, teachers, and anyone else hoping to understand why teens want to read books in this genre and what some of the benefits of reading them might be.