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Download or read book No Brainer written by A. J. Lape and published by A.J. Lape. This book was released on 2013-05-23 with total page 461 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After surviving an attempt on her life, Darcy’s summer break brings more of the same crazy. Can she solve a kidnapping case that’s been dead for six months? Two weeks before junior year, Darcy Walker hops a plane to Florida for a little R&R with her best friend, Dylan Taylor, and his family. Even before her feet hit Orlando soil, the disappearance of a five-year-old boy catches her in its snare. Convinced she can bring him home, she joins forces with a local reporter, but they soon discover those closest to the boy are hiding something. With Darcy’s inner-verb in beast mode, she’s determined to ferret out the lies, but the more she follows the clues, the more secrets she uncovers. Add a separate murder investigation, a severed head, and a mysterious businessman who seems to know everything, and it’s one too many mysteries to unravel. Thing is, as the cloak-and-dagger heats up, Darcy’s shocked to find Dylan and their boiling flirtationship just might hold more secrets than anything. As confusion charges from all angles, can she sort things out or will she drown in the sea of lies? NO BRAINER is the second novel in the Darcy Walker Teenage Sleuth Thrillers. If you enjoy laugh-out-loud humor, nail-biting suspense, with a touch of are-they-or-aren’t-they romance, then you’ll love A.J. Lape’s story. One-click this fast-paced, humorous #1 Amazon bestseller readers call Veronica Mars meets Stephanie Plum meets Pretty Little Liars today!
Book Synopsis Chorus Confidential by : William Dehning
Download or read book Chorus Confidential written by William Dehning and published by Hal Leonard Corporation. This book was released on 2003-02-01 with total page 207 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: (Pavane Publications). Dr. William Dehning has been the head of the Choral Department at University of Southern California since 1992. His choirs have wowed audiences worldwide and at the ACDA National Convention. Employing his no-nonsense tone, dry wit and deep passion, he tells all that is good and all that should be changed in the world of choral conducting. Never has so much valuable information been included with so much personality. Laugh and learn with this spectacular book!
Download or read book The Guild: Zaboo written by Felicia Day and published by Dark Horse Comics (Single Issues). This book was released on 2011-09-28 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zaboo has loved Cyd's game avatar, Codex, from afar since the two first met playing _The Game_. Just what he'll do for love comes to the fore as he senses Cyd is in trouble and embarks on a real-life quest to escape his mother and become Cyd's knight in shining armor. Cowritten by _Guild_ creator and star Felicia Day and costar Sandeep Parikh and brought to life by innovative artist Becky Cloonan! Filled with interactive pages and other game features. Leads directly into _The Guild_ Season 1! Play the [Zaboo Suitcase Game](http://www.darkhorse.com/Features/Games/1218/The-Guild-Zaboo-Suitcase-Game) at DarkHorse.com!
Book Synopsis CloudDancer's Alaskan Chronicles by : Clouddancer
Download or read book CloudDancer's Alaskan Chronicles written by Clouddancer and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2008-04 with total page 294 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This serving of CloudDancer's Alaskan Chronicles takes up right where the original left off. Between these book covers is another heapin' helping' of laughter and stress relief. As always he's written for everyone who loves Alaska and airplanes. This is the second of a three volume series. Again you'll feel as if you're sitting right beside CloudDancer in the cockpit. Half your time is spent on the EDGE of your seat. The other half is spent laughing so hard you'll be glad you're wearing your seatbelt. CloudDancer readers who bought the original book demanded more. Many refuse to even loan the book to a friend it is so cherished. And one pilot-Mom reports that her 12-year-old son used a story from the first book for a schoolbook report. It got an A-Plus! Some may question whether these tales are completely true. CloudDancer swears they are. But nobody denies that they are some of the funniest flying follies ever written. Now read in at least 32 states and eight countries around the world, the CloudDancer's Alaskan Chronicles and that silly sack head's disciples have started a craze that keeps spreading. So come in and laugh till you feel good!
Book Synopsis There I Was ... by : Robert S. Crouse
Download or read book There I Was ... written by Robert S. Crouse and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2010-10 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When five-year-old Robert Crouse saw a 1910 Curtis pusher biplane fly over his hometown in Tennessee, he was immediately mesmerized. After he watched the plane gently land behind the trees a short distance from his house, he informed anyone who would listen that one day he would fly a plane just like that one. In his memoir There I Was ..., Crouse chronicles how his fascination with airplanes grew throughout his childhood and eventually led him on an unforgettable journey as a young airman during World War II. When Crouse was a seventeen-year-old high school senior, the United States became firmly embroiled in World War II. Although he was too young and suffered from a congenital heart condition, Crouse could hardly wait to get into uniform. As Crouse recounts the details of how he was eventually drafted in 1943 despite his medical challenges and later flew thirty-one missions in B-25s, he provides a real-life glimpse into what it was like for thousands of young men to serve their country in perilous times. There I Was ... couples historical photographs with personal anecdotes and provides a captivating narrative sure to entertain World War II and airplane buffs alike.
Download or read book Wiley Hall written by Kenneth A. Pettit and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2013-09-20 with total page 169 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wiley Hall is a collection of twenty-five short nonfiction stories. The stories are of people, places, and events that the author related to and experienced during his formative years in an orphanage. The characters are representative of humankindstern, ignorant, wise, industrious, humorous, and playful. The beauty of the Adirondack Mountains come to life at the Camp. Gothic buildings standing tall and foreboding contrasted with the serenity of the chapels. Senior citizens skipped a generation and interacted with children regaling them with stories of World War I, their fathers fighting in the American Civil War, sailing to exotic ports, and experiencing the stock market crash of 1929. While the children covered the face of North America and Europe, prejudices were evident by those in charge, not realizing that many of the children came from backgrounds from southern and eastern Europe. Despite these derogatory manifestations, the children succeeded in their chosen walks of life.
Book Synopsis Beyond the Break by : Heather Buchta
Download or read book Beyond the Break written by Heather Buchta and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-06-02 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For fans of Sarah Dessen and Jenny Han, Beyond the Break is a funny and gorgeous debut about a girl experiencing her first love. Well, second, if you count her faith... and that's where things may get complicated. Manhattan Beach native Lovette has two rules in life. One: no surfing. Not after her brother's accident. Two: absolutely, no dating. And going into her junior year of high school, she's pretty happy with that arrangement. She has friends, her church youth group, and God to fall back on when things get dicey. But after Jake Evans walks into her life, following these two simple rules gets a lot more complicated. Jake is the boy from Lovette's childhood who grew up. Handsome and sweet, he unlocks the part of Lovette that wants nothing more than to surf the waves again. And as their relationship grows, she begins to question what it means to be faithful: to her family, to God, but mostly, to herself. Told with humor and heart, Heather Buchta delivers a sparkling debut that asks the question: Can you fall in love, be a teenager, and also be a good Christian?
Download or read book White Rabbit written by and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on with total page 414 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book 100 Proof Stud written by A. J. Lape and published by A.J. Lape. This book was released on 2014-05-17 with total page 503 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes crime smacks you right in the kisser with a whole lot of ohhhcraaaap. Ask Darcy Walker…or the guys trying to date her… Murder isn’t Darcy Walker’s only problem. All of a sudden it’s raining men, and the teenager heroine’s personal life turns her inside out. Before she can sort out her feelings, she’s after a spray-painting vandal and stumbles upon a case of identity theft…chasing the reward money. Tapping her band of misfit friends to play sidekick, a new guy surfaces with a hard-to-resist British accent. Combined with Dylan and the school bad boy, Darcy finds herself knee-deep in a troubling testosterone…especially with the Brit. He knows too much, and Darcy can’t tell if he’s a friend or the mastermind behind one of the crimes. 100 PROOF STUD is the third novel in the Darcy Teenage Sleuth Thrillers. If you enjoy witty banter, nerds and jocks, all set in the trauma called high school, then you’ll love this series where the underdog saves the day.
Book Synopsis How to Be a Hepburn in a Hilton World by : Jordan Christy
Download or read book How to Be a Hepburn in a Hilton World written by Jordan Christy and published by Center Street. This book was released on 2009-08-13 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a society driven by celebutante news and myspace profiles, women of class, style and charm are hard to come by. The Audrey and Katharines of the world continue to lose their luster as thongs, rehab and outrageous behavior burn up the daily headlines. But, despite appearances, guys still want a girl they can take home to their mom, employers still like to see a tailored suit and peers still respect classy conduct. So is it possible to maintain old fashioned virtues in a modern world without looking like a starchy Amish grandma? Christy shows women how in this guide to glamorous style, professional success and true love...the classy way. Full of fun assignments, notable names and real-life examples, Christy offers a new look at seemingly "old fashioned" advice. She covers diet, speech, work ethic, friends, relationships, manners, makeup, and fashionable yet modest clothing, showing modern ladies how they can be beautiful, intelligent and fun while retaining values and morals.
Download or read book The Cousins written by Amethyst E. Manual and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2015-12-22 with total page 263 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this miraculous tale of the Cousins get Married, we see all the Thompsons, including their bodyguards making very special sacrifices before the Cousin get married. The Cousins separating themselves from any contact with their future brides for the 9 days prior to their wedding day. This story takes you on their 9 day fast and sacrifices before the wedding ceremony, and a spectacular wedding reception and an unforgettable honeymoon Cruise that will tickle your funny bone. You will enjoy this story very much, especially when you read how kind the Cousins are to their in-laws. The ending will surprise you.
Book Synopsis The Bad Boyfriends Bootcamp by : Poppy Dolan
Download or read book The Bad Boyfriends Bootcamp written by Poppy Dolan and published by Canelo + ORM. This book was released on 2017-02-27 with total page 439 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ‘I devoured this book in a single sitting, it grabbed me right from its hilarious opening paragraph. Poppy Dolan is simply unputdownable.’ Claudia Carroll When Molly's sweet but hopeless brother Sam comes to her with news of yet another failed romance, she offers to show him where he keeps going wrong. By teaching Sam some of the golden rules of dating, Molly helps Sam land his dream woman. Molly soon hits on the idea of turning her dating wisdom into a career. With the aid of her two best friends it isn’t long before The Bad Boyfriends Bootcamp is off the ground, educating men in the art of texting, fashion and understanding women. Yet as Molly and co solve their clients’ problems, they soon realise that sometimes it’s easier to dish out the advice than to take it – and that maybe the rules of love are made to be broken... ‘A hilarious book, about love, family and friendship... extremely entertaining.’ Kim the Bookworm ‘An incredible first novel that fans of chick-lit of will enjoy.’ Curled Up with a Good Book and a Cup of Tea ‘An immensely enjoyable read.’ Mama J Hearts
Download or read book Baby! Baby? Baby!? written by Holly Kerr and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2012-08 with total page 326 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Thirty-five-year old kindergarten teacher Casey Samms has always dreamed about having her own baby. With her copy of A Young Woman's Guide to the Joy of Impending Motherhood on her bedside table, Casey has been steadily wading through the pool of eligible bachelors for years-with absolutely no luck. Now as she bids farewell to a cheating boyfriend and to dating in general, Casey just needs to figure out how to get pregnant without having a man in her life. Casey immediately discounts her male friends as potential fathers and decides to pursue having a baby the artificial way, even though her sister and friends do their best to try to talk her out of it. But Casey is determined to see her dream come to fruition and begins looking at every male as a potential donor. Just when she is beginning to give the word desperate an entirely new meaning, an old ex-boyfriend, David Mason, saunters back into her life. All Casey has to do now is try to convince him that he is the one who can help her become a mother. As Casey prepares to realize her lifelong dream, she is about to get the surprise of her life-a surprise that changes everything.
Download or read book The Big One written by J D Carswell and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2022-02-10 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Locals call it “Circumnavigating the Island”—an arduous journey around Vancouver Island for even the most experienced. But to a dying father, it was the one last adventure he wished to take with his son. Diagnosed with late-stage pancreatic cancer, and against his doctor’s orders, the seventy-five-year-old father and fifty-three-year-old son dip their kayak into the ocean water to begin their last voyage. Relying on the son’s experience as an outdoor hobbyist and past trawler deckhand, the son takes to the paddle while his father helps on—but the more they move forward, the more the son bears witnesses to his father’s turmoil. Often battling the idea of mortality and reminiscing about their past, father and son continue their journey through the often unforgiving environment. When close to calling it quits, they begin to find small blessings, reminding them of why they took to the water. Halfway through their adventure, their plans take a detour when they meet a young kayaker, Sarah, who is on a quest to find herself. The father and son quickly adopt her as one of their own, finding renewed energy to continue their task as their duo becomes three. As they bond over their love of kayaking, whales, and current events, the three find strength in each other, giving them each the courage to face the realities they wish to avoid. Yet, when an unimaginable and unforeseeable event rips them apart, they must remember that inner strength to carry them through. An adventurous, endearing tale of the unpredictable nature of life, The Big One offers an escape from the everyday world, bringing to the forefront of what matters most—our family and friends.
Book Synopsis Proud to Be Ashamed by : Jimmy D. Russell
Download or read book Proud to Be Ashamed written by Jimmy D. Russell and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2019-12-26 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This writing started out as a record for future generations inquisitees regarding heritage but quickly grew into a blueprint on reaching one’s potential and not letting societies’ placement prevent each of us from reaching any level and accomplishments we wish to obtain. This story is about my life and bursting through the shackles in place by others and proving that America’s limitations are non-existent when faced by persistence. Starting as a young boy raised in tenant houses and working the cotton fields of Oklahoma, through leaving home and joining the Merchant Marines, to enlisting in the Marine Corp and Vietnam, and ultimately building the family I always wanted and reaching financial independence. It covers the trials and obstacles overcome with dedicated focus to create several companies that are still thriving today.
Book Synopsis The First Arc of the Great Circle by : Peter B. Cannon
Download or read book The First Arc of the Great Circle written by Peter B. Cannon and published by Author House. This book was released on 2003-01-17 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Early Reviews The Arc is full of golden nuggets. One just has to mine them for themselves if they havent already. The First Arc is a three dimensional On the Road. We travel on land, air and sea, from the desert to the Alps, Las Vegas to Mallorca, and from bliss to despair and back up again forever. Peter has done what most of us only wish we had done. The ocean, like life, has currents which go in great circles. Life arcs around for most of us until we learn what we need to learn. I found many of my answers here. I have known Peter for decades and we now know what grace abounds for even us unlovelies. Peters quest for fullness and total satisfaction has sent him on an incredible journey. I have never known an unknown that has met so many well knowns. What is this brush with fame for? The answers are here for you and me. Peter is too humble to mention this. He is now working on his 63rd career.
Book Synopsis Daughter of Aaron by : Joel Vernon Smith
Download or read book Daughter of Aaron written by Joel Vernon Smith and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2016-12-12 with total page 415 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Daughter of Aaron: Part One Fear by Joel Vernon Smith When Eddie Sand was given a medical discharge from the Army, he spent the next sixteen years in a Detroit suburb. By 1984, when he had just turned thirty-nine, Eddie was fully aware that the demons from Vietnam wouldn’t depart from him. One night in October, a flamboyant man steps into Eddie’s life. Leonard Parks is wealthy, he says, because of his inborn writing talents. He asks Eddie to accompany him to a special project in Grand Traverse County, Michigan, promising him a huge paycheck. The older citizens in Grand Traverse County are in continual disagreement: some say that Elsie DuJack died in a drowning accident during the summer of 1911 when she was only seven years old. Others say that the parents kept their feeble-minded daughter hidden until 1967. A third group argues that a thoroughly haunted and lonely Elsie is still alive at age eighty in 1984, though she had always been incredibly elusive. The two men will spend a night in the home. The motive: to lure the old woman from the shadows.
