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Book Synopsis Santa's Tooting Tooshie by : Humor Heals Us
Download or read book Santa's Tooting Tooshie written by Humor Heals Us and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-02 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Santa uses his tooting tooshie to deliver presents Christmas Eve. Celebrate this winter with a new classic story to share and laugh with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Farting Adventures book series celebrates the value of laughter. Perfect for kids and adults ages 0-100. Farting Adventures books to date: Taylor the Tooting Turkey, Frank the Farting Flamingo, Taylor the Tooting Turkey and the Tooting Wars, Artsy Fartsy the Penguin and the Farting Wars, Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin, and Fritz the Farting Reindeer.
Book Synopsis Felix the Farting Elf by : Erik Anderson
Download or read book Felix the Farting Elf written by Erik Anderson and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-06 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you seeking a "tootastic" stocking stuffer, silly bedtime story, fun classroom read aloud, or clever brain break with comic relief and nonstop giggles? Meet Felix, a hilarious elf with a "gut wrenching" problem: he's "lack toast" intolerant! Plus, it's a "SMELLY" good time, written in rhyme, illustrated with holiday swag, and stuffed with kid-friendly humor to make you bell laugh or snort: "Remember Felix when you're feeling bloated. He had a secret talent but never gloated! Embrace your gifts and share with others: family, friends, neighbors, elves, sisters, and brothers!" Grab this bum-busting funny children's book about farts and toots because it's better than Rudolph's root beer or Grandma Gertie's eggnog! Hang it under the tree or menorah as a zany holiday gift or year-round literary celebration of puns, jokes, themes of, friendship, team work, tolerance, and gas galore!
Book Synopsis Taylor the Tooting Turkey by : Humor Heals Us
Download or read book Taylor the Tooting Turkey written by Humor Heals Us and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-24 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Warning: This book may cause tooting. Taylor is a fine turkey, except for one small problem: She has gas. She can't help it; it's just the way she is. Fortunately, she explains it's so common that there are different kinds of names for each toot. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com
Book Synopsis Fritz the Farting Reindeer Saves Christmas by : Humor Heals Us
Download or read book Fritz the Farting Reindeer Saves Christmas written by Humor Heals Us and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-27 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fritz doesn't know it, but he's a big part of saving Christmas this year. Rudolph's red nose has stopped shining. Now, Santa has no light to guide him. How will he find his way to the children's homes? A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Perfect for Thanksgiving, Christmas, or anytime of the year! Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com
Book Synopsis Freddie The Farting Snowman by : Jane Bexley
Download or read book Freddie The Farting Snowman written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-27 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Top Gift For 2020! Did you know that snowmen fart? It's true! Follow Freddie the Farting Snowman to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of snowman life. The Arctic Blast, the Farticle Collider and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list
Book Synopsis Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred by : Humor Heals Us
Download or read book Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred written by Humor Heals Us and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-11 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fred doesn't want to get up. Mainly because it's a holiday he doesn't like, but also because the girl next door insists on a kiss. He soon finds himself running away but not before visiting all the beautiful landmarks in the world. Our gas carries us Up the Eiffel Tower. Then past the Arc de Triomphe With full fart power. Share this new funny story for Valentine's Day or any day of the year to learn all about famous landmarks and world travel. Adults are permitted to laugh too. The children's book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey, Frank the Farting Flamingo, Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin, Fairy the Farting Unicorn, and Fritz the Farting Reindeer.
Book Synopsis Frank the Farting Flamingo by : Humor Heals Us
Download or read book Frank the Farting Flamingo written by Humor Heals Us and published by Humor Heals Us. This book was released on 2020-09-24 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Warning: This book may cause farting. Frank is an ordinary flamingo, except for one small problem: He has gas. He can't help it; it's just the way he is. Fortunately, he explains farting is so common that there are different kinds of names for each fart. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com
Book Synopsis Mr. and Mrs. Bunny--Detectives Extraordinaire! by : Polly Horvath
Download or read book Mr. and Mrs. Bunny--Detectives Extraordinaire! written by Polly Horvath and published by Schwartz & Wade. This book was released on 2012-02-14 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From National Book Award winner Polly Horvath comes a hopping mad mystery that's perfect for Easter baskets everywhere! In this hilarious chapter book mystery, meet a girl whose parents have been kidnapped by disreputable foxes, and a pair of detectives that also happen to be bunnies! When Madeline gets home from school one afternoon to discover that her parents have gone missing, she sets off to find them. So begins a once-in-a-lifetime adventure involving a cast of unforgettable characters. There's Mr. and Mrs. Bunny, who drive a smart car, wear fedoras, and hate marmots; the Marmot, who loves garlic bread and is a brilliant translator; and many others. Translated from the Rabbit by Newbery Honor-winning author Polly Horvath, and beautifully illustrated by Caldecott Medal winner Sophie Blackall, here is a book that kids will both laugh over and love. "National Book Award-winner Polly Horvath's latest, a rabbity romp complete with whimsical illustrations and a quirky cast of characters, has both the look and feel of a classic children's book," raves The Washington Post.
Book Synopsis Fritz the Farting Reindeer by : Humor Heals Us
Download or read book Fritz the Farting Reindeer written by Humor Heals Us and published by Humor Heals Us. This book was released on 2020-09-24 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Leading up to the BIG day, Santa must choose his Christmas crew. Fritz the Reindeer is one of the contenders but he has a small problem: He has gas. Will Fritz make the team? Join Fritz in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com.
Book Synopsis Aidan the Wonder Kid Who Could Not Be Stopped by : Colleen Brunetti
Download or read book Aidan the Wonder Kid Who Could Not Be Stopped written by Colleen Brunetti and published by . This book was released on 2017-12 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Aidan is a super hero with very special powers indeed. With his trusty dog Rocco at his side, there's nothing he can't do. But something is making Aidan sick, and when Aidan gets sick, he is very, very droopy. Will his grownups ever figure out what's stealing his super powers? How can he find his boundless energy once again? Children everywhere will identify with Aidan, an energetic little guy with big dreams and big problems to solve. With food allergies and intolerances impacting kids everywhere, parents and teachers will appreciate this spunky character (and his stop-at-nothing mom) as they learn feed Aidan just right, no more no less, for the ultimate super power energy.
Book Synopsis Poppy the Pooting Panda by : Humor Heals Us
Download or read book Poppy the Pooting Panda written by Humor Heals Us and published by Farting Adventures. This book was released on 2021-01-20 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Poppy the Pooting Panda is a normal panda except she has an exceptionally large amount of gas. My name is Poppy the Pooting Panda. I like to think I'm pretty smart. Though every time I try to eat, I poot and toot and fart. I love bamboo shoots, It is my favorite food. But pooting while you're eating Is often seen as rude. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Fairy the Farting Unicorn Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred Farting Without You is Like Pete the Pooting Pufferfish Taylor the Tooting Turkey Frank the Farting Flamingo Fritz the Farting Reindeer Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin Share this farting tale with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Perfect for ages 0-100+!
Book Synopsis Felix the Farting Feline by : Humor Heals Us
Download or read book Felix the Farting Feline written by Humor Heals Us and published by Farting Adventures. This book was released on 2021-04-16 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Felix doesn't get along with the house dog or parrot. Can they overcome their differences and team up to beat the house burglar? Felix was affectionate. He loved to rub on legs, But suddenly he'd fart so bad. It smelled like rotten eggs. The book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100: - Taylor the Tooting Turkey - Frank the Farting Flamingo - Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin - Fairy the Farting Unicorn - Buddy the Burping Bunny - Roses are Red, And I'm Farting Fred - Lucky the Farting Leprechaun - Book of Bunny Farts - Pete the Pooting Pufferfish - Fritz the Farting Reindeer Collect them all! Visit the author's profile to vote on new titles and receive freebies. Makes a perfect gift for boys and girls or any cat lover any day of the year.
Book Synopsis Foxy the Fox's Fourth of July Firework Farts by : Humor Heals Us
Download or read book Foxy the Fox's Fourth of July Firework Farts written by Humor Heals Us and published by Humor Heals Us. This book was released on 2021-04-14 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Foxy the Farting Fox shares a wide variety of his Fourth of July Firework Farts! Adults are permitted to laugh too. The book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey Frank the Farting Flamingo Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin Fairy the Farting Unicorn Farting Without You is Like Roses are Red, And I'm Farting Fred Lucky the Farting Leprechaun Pete the Pooting Pufferfish and Fritz the Farting Reindeer Makes a perfect gift for Fourth of July for boys and girls or that someone special in your life.
Book Synopsis Liam the Leprechaun Loves to Fart by : Humor Heals Us
Download or read book Liam the Leprechaun Loves to Fart written by Humor Heals Us and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-03 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Liam the Leprechaun loves to fart! Sometimes, it makes him unpopular with the other leprechauns, and other times, it saves the day! Leprechauns are like small elves.They always dress in green.They're mischievous and magical, And rarely ever seen. Adults are permitted to laugh too. The children's book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey Frank the Farting Flamingo Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin Fairy the Farting Unicorn Farting Without You is Like Roses are Red, And I'm Farting Fred Lucky the Farting Leprechaun Pete the Pooting Pufferfish and Fritz the Farting Reindeer Makes a perfect gift for St. Patrick's day for boys and girls.
Book Synopsis "I fart in your general direction!" by : Don H. Corrigan
Download or read book "I fart in your general direction!" written by Don H. Corrigan and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2023-08-03 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This exhaustive work on flatulence breaks new wind on every aspect of abdominal gas in popular culture. A definitive taxonomy of farts details the characteristics of each variety, including barking spiders, cheek squeakers and green apple dirties. Philosophical positions on colonic expression are examined, from Confucius, Hume, Voltaire and the existentialists. Chapters cover a wide range of fart-focused stand-up comedy, cinema, children's books, toys and merchandise. The author's postscript describes a lifetime preparing for his subject through fraternity membership and offbeat assignments as a newspaper journalist.
Book Synopsis Fairy the Farting Unicorn by : Humor Heals Us
Download or read book Fairy the Farting Unicorn written by Humor Heals Us and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-23 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Baby Shart ... Poo Poo Poo Poo Poo by : Humor Heals Us
Download or read book Baby Shart ... Poo Poo Poo Poo Poo written by Humor Heals Us and published by . This book was released on 2021-11-25 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Baby Shart loves learning new things everyday. He's surprised by a little rumble in his belly and thinks he's done something terrible! Join Baby Shart in a new adventure that will be cherished for years to come. A beloved classic, this story will have everyone GIGGLING with Baby Shart. The book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100: - Taylor the Tooting Turkey - Frank the Farting Flamingo - Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin - Fairy the Farting Unicorn - Buddy the Burping Bunny - Roses are Red, And I'm Farting Fred - Lucky the Farting Leprechaun - Book of Bunny Farts - Pete the Pooting Pufferfish - Fritz the Farting Reindeer Collect them all!
