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Book Synopsis Santa Ate My Gingerbread House by : Mark I. Sutherland
Download or read book Santa Ate My Gingerbread House written by Mark I. Sutherland and published by . This book was released on 2012-11-01 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tommy loves Christmas. It's his favorite time of year. But after Santa eats his amazing gingerbread house, Tommy spends the year on Santa's naughty list and things don't turn out like he expects.
Book Synopsis Santa Ate My Gingerbread House by : Mark Sutherland
Download or read book Santa Ate My Gingerbread House written by Mark Sutherland and published by . This book was released on 2012-11-23 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tommy loves Christmas. It's his favorite time of year. He loves Santa. He loves the baby Jesus. He loves the presents. He loves the decorations and the Christmas trees. And, most of all, he loves gingerbread houses.But when Santa eats his amazing gingerbread house, Tommy spends the year on Santa's naughty list.And things don't turn out like he expects.
Book Synopsis The Gingerbread House Jack's Family Ate by : Kelly DiPucchio
Download or read book The Gingerbread House Jack's Family Ate written by Kelly DiPucchio and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2024-09-03 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious, wacky Christmas tale from the New York Times bestselling author, Kelly Dipucchio, based on the classic children's rhyme, The House That Jack Built! This is the house Jack's family ate! This is the mother who's wrapping up gifts while secretly munching on marshmallow drifts on the house Jack's family ate. Join Jack's wacky family as they try to build a gingerbread house for Santa Claus... if only they can stop eating it! Gumdrops, marshmallows, and chocolate bars fly everywhere in this sweetly chaotic tale about a multi-generational family preparing excitedly for Christmas! For a humor-filled alternative to The Night Before Christmas! Read and laugh out-loud with this perfect holiday title.
Book Synopsis I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus by : S.G. Browne
Download or read book I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus written by S.G. Browne and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-10-30 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “One of America’s best satiric novelists” (Kirkus Reviews), S. G. Browne seamlessly gift wraps this horrific and hilarious sequel to his “extremely strong” (Publishers Weekly, starred review) zombie novel Breathers. He sees you when you’re sleeping...he knows when you’re undead. How does the leader of a failed zombie civil rights movement from California rescue a group of his undead brethren and help a lonely Breather girl as he hides from a band of medical researchers while disguised as Santa Claus? If you’ve never believed in Christmas miracles, then you wouldn’t understand. Andy Warner has just escaped from a zombie research facility in Portland, Oregon, where he’s been subjected to experimental testing for the past year. With Christmas just days away, Andy figures that donning a jolly old St. Nick costume to throw off his would-be captors is just the ticket. But he never expects to encounter a sweet, lonesome nine-year-old girl who not only reminds Andy of the family he’s lost but who thinks he’s the real Santa. He also doesn’t count on being recognized as last year’s national quasi-celebrity by a clandestine group of decaying supporters who look to him for leadership. For the living and the undead, this unforgettable holiday tale will truly put on display just who is gnawing and who is nice....
Book Synopsis iDisorder: Understanding Our Obsession with Technology and Overcoming Its Hold on Us by : Larry D. Rosen, Ph.D.
Download or read book iDisorder: Understanding Our Obsession with Technology and Overcoming Its Hold on Us written by Larry D. Rosen, Ph.D. and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2012-03-27 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: iDisorder: changes to your brain's ability to process information and your ability to relate to the world due to your daily use of media and technology resulting in signs and symptoms of psychological disorders - such as stress, sleeplessness, and a compulsive need to check in with all of your technology. Based on decades of research and expertise in the "psychology of technology," Dr. Larry Rosen offers clear, down-to-earth explanations for why many of us are suffering from an "iDisorder." Rosen offers solid, proven strategies to help us overcome the iDisorder we all feel in our lives while still making use of all that technology offers. Our world is not going to change, and technology will continue to penetrate society even deeper leaving us little chance to react to the seemingly daily additions to our lives. Rosen teaches us how to stay human in an increasingly technological world.
Book Synopsis I Saw Mommy Kicking Santa Claus by : Ann Hodgman
Download or read book I Saw Mommy Kicking Santa Claus written by Ann Hodgman and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2004-11-02 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The hilarious holiday handbook for those who are starting to see Scrooge's point of view. Let's face it-sometimes the joys of Christmas are enough to make us want to run away from home-with all of the eggnog, of course. But with a little wry humor, Ann Hodgman is here to tackle Christmas stress and bring cheer back into the holiday. Delving into such diverse topics as making Christmas for kids and adults, how many traditions are just too many, and much more, I Saw Mommy Kicking Santa Claus is full of helpful advice, recipes, and true holiday horror stories to let you know you're not alone.
Book Synopsis The Gingerbread House in Mistletoe Gardens by : Jaimie Admans
Download or read book The Gingerbread House in Mistletoe Gardens written by Jaimie Admans and published by Boldwood Books Ltd. This book was released on 2023-09-12 with total page 328 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect cosy and uplifting romance to curl up with this winter! In Mistletoe Gardens a legend exists: anyone who kisses underneath the mistletoe will be guaranteed another year of love... When local baker Essie Browne discovers that Mistletoe Gardens is to be demolished in January, she’s determined to save the place she loves so much. So Essie proposes building a life size gingerbread house to bring in the crowds...just how hard can it be? Well, quite hard actually. Essie can bake gingerbread blindfolded, but she hasn’t got a clue how to build an actual house with it! She needs help - and fast! Enter local builder, Joss Hallissey. Essie is convinced that with Joss’s help they can pull this off. There’s just one tiny problem: Joss hates Christmas, gingerbread, and... well, just about everything else too. Joss the Grinch makes it clear that her idea is ludicrous and pointless, but he reluctantly agrees to help with her plan. Will the gingerbread house be enough to save Mistletoe Gardens? Or will Essie's chance for a magical kiss under the mistletoe be lost forever? Perfect for fans of Holly Martin, Kat French and Caroline Roberts! Readers LOVE Jaimie Admans! ‘This book really captured my heart and filled it with so much joy, I just couldn't put the book down. I can't wait to get stuck in to more of Jaimie's books.’ NetGalley reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Highly recommend this as a perfect escapist read, once I had started I couldn’t stop and read it in almost one sitting.’ NetGalley reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Thank you Jaimie for another amazing book.’ NetGalley reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Oh wow Jaimie Admans has done it again. I laughed, I cried whilst trying to work out the mysteries within the story.’ NetGalley reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘I loved this book! Clear your diary for an afternoon or two in the garden and get reading...’ NetGalley reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Jaimie Admans books always manage to grab you from the first page, and this wonderful book is no exception. I was drawn in by the magical, otherworldly atmosphere of the story.’ NetGalley reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Book Synopsis Sophie Washington: Secret Santa by : Tonya Duncan Ellis
Download or read book Sophie Washington: Secret Santa written by Tonya Duncan Ellis and published by Page Turner Publishing. This book was released on with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A FUN READ ALL YEAR ROUND! Santa Claus is Coming to Town Christmas is three weeks away and a mysterious “Santa” has been mailing presents to sixth grader Sophie Washington in this adorable, illustrated chapter book for middle grade readers. There is no secret Santa gift exchange going on at her school, so she can’t imagine who it could be. Sophie’s best friends, Chloe, Valentina, and Mariama guess the gift giver is either Nathan Jones or Toby Johnson, two boys in Sophie’s class who have liked her in the past, but she’s not so sure. Sophie uncovers clues to find her secret Santa and the final reveal is bigger than any package she’s opened on Christmas morning. It’s a holiday surprise she’ll never forget! Here's what Goodreads reviewers say about Sophie Washington: Secret Santa: "It's the right kind of book a kid should be reading and the right kind of book their parent will be glad they are reading!" "I highly recommend Sophie Washington: Secret Santa. I am giving it five plus stars." "I was reminded of Enid Blyton books because of the very clear distinction between right and wrong, good family values, and kids who are still innocent and likable. I now desperately want to read all the books in the series for the feel good factor." This is the seventh book in the Readers' Favorite five star rated Sophie Washington book series that includes: Sophie Washington: Queen of the Bee (Book 1) Sophie Washington: The Snitch (Book 2) Sophie Washington: Things You Didn't Know About Sophie (Book 3) Sophie Washington: The Gamer (Book 4) Sophie Washington: Hurricane (Book 5) Sophie Washington: Mission Costa Rica (Book 6) Sophie Washington: Secret Santa (Book 7) Sophie Washington: Code One (Book 8) Sophie Washington: MIsmatch (Book 9) Kids Ages 8-12
Book Synopsis Santa's Secret Sex Journal: Jolly Adventures by : Seth Kinstle
Download or read book Santa's Secret Sex Journal: Jolly Adventures written by Seth Kinstle and published by Seth Kinstle. This book was released on 2024-03-11 with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking for a great Christmas gift you found the best piece of magic on the market. It's looks perfect under a Christmas tree or thrown on the lap of a stranger. Santa has a secret past that no one has ever heard about. Unwrap the true story of the very real Santa Clause in this indecent mashup of insane cartoony ramblings. Discover the truth of the Santa Clause corporation along with everything that makes it prosper. Unmask the messiah Jesus Christ to pay a testament to the wretched things he's done. When the holiday spirit runs deep, you'll find Santa beneath the dirt chugging diarrhea in a sewer. All his precious secrets are exposed in this mind boggling unbelievable autobiography of the one and only man in red. From his outlandish love affairs to his triumphant fetishes. See the man you know and love like never before. Including top secret details of his passionate body on body friction with Mrs. Clause. Take a look into his bedroom to see what's really going on in the life of a super human so jolly he can't help but be irresistibly attractive.
Book Synopsis A World of Cookies for Santa by : M.E. Furman
Download or read book A World of Cookies for Santa written by M.E. Furman and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2017-10-17 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This beautifully illustrated book explores the traditional treats that children across the globe leave out for Santa on Christmas Eve—includes recipes! A World of Cookies for Santa takes readers on a journey to discover holiday traditions and beloved Christmas cookies from cultures around the world. Head to the Philippines, where children leave out puto seko cookies and ginger tea for Santa; jet to Russia for a honey-spice cookie; then set out for Malawi for a sweet potato cookie! And the journey continues in your own home kitchen, as author M. E. Furman provides recipes for children to bake some of Santa’s cookies for themselves. Winner of the American Book Fest Best Book Award and the Moonbeam Book Award!
Book Synopsis The Magic Gingerbread House by : Pam Franks
Download or read book The Magic Gingerbread House written by Pam Franks and published by . This book was released on 2015 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The story of 5 of Santa's Elves- Hans, Grietal, Kirsten, Franz, and Stefan who teach sisters Meghan and Mollie, and their friend Sammy, about the power of hope and believing in the magic of Christmas"--
Book Synopsis Santa Paws Pet Rescue by : Clara Bliss
Download or read book Santa Paws Pet Rescue written by Clara Bliss and published by Clara Bliss. This book was released on 2021-11-28 with total page 167 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A two book sweet romance novella! Book One: My Forever Home She’s vibrant and carefree with a heart for saving every animal who steps through the doors of Santa Paws Pet Rescue. He’s having a hard time acclimating to civilian life and not getting any younger. ♥ Will she get close enough to love him back to life? Will he become her forever home? Can a clumsy dog with an enormous tail be all that’s standing between them and their happily ever after? You’ve heard about Santa Paws Pet Rescue, now get ready to meet the people and pets who are the heart and soul of the operation. My Forever Home is a clean, sweet, and wholesome older man younger woman romance. Follow Noel and Jack as they look for love in all the right places and have some holiday adventures along the way. This book is a part of the Santa Paws Pet Rescue Series. As always, it comes with a blissful promise of a hopeful happily ever after, no cheating, no cliffhangers, and a whole lot of cheer. Pour some tea and start reading today! Book Two: Me, You and Jasper Too She’s a single mom with the weight of the world on her shoulders. He’s a knight in shining armor with no one left to rescue. They unexpectedly find themselves working together in a bookshop on Christmas Eve. Could it be a Christmas miracle or will it send her dashing through the snow? Nevaeh Life is about change, and I’m getting used to my new normal after finalizing my divorce. But between being a single mom and finding a job at the largest bookshop in Christmas Town, there’s not much time left for anything else. When my new boss turns out to be my old crush, all is merry and bright. Gabriel is chivalrous, charming, and But can I trust that he’ll be stick with me when the going gets tough? Gabriel Family has always come first for me but with my sister and my mom moving on with their own lives, I can admit I’m a little lost. Thankfully, purchasing the largest bookshop in Christmas Town keeps me plenty busy. When I accidentally schedule a single mom to work on Christmas Eve, I need to prove that I’m not a humbug. Nevaeh is sweet, thoughtful, and she warms my heart. But can I convince her that I am on her team? This book is a part of the Santa Paws Pet Rescue Series. As always, this book comes with a blissful promise of a hopeful happily ever after, no cheating, no cliffhangers, and a whole lot of cheer. Start reading today!
Book Synopsis Easy Gingerbread Houses by : Lisa Anderson
Download or read book Easy Gingerbread Houses written by Lisa Anderson and published by Gibbs Smith. This book was released on 2018-09-11 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fast and fun no-bake gingerbread houses that are easy to create! Building a fabulous gingerbread house is quick and easy using the patterns and ideas found in Easy Gingerbread Houses. There’s no need for the messy and time-consuming tasks of mixing dough, rolling it out, baking it, and waiting for it to harden. All of the houses in this book are made using graham crackers, cookies, cereal, ice cream cones, frostings, and candy treats. For a fun family activity, create a Sweetheart Cottage, a Cozy Cabin, a Big Red Barn, a Blue Dollhouse, a Mermaid Palace, Santa’s Castle, or even a Tiki Hut. Lisa Anderson is an editor, writer, baker, and stand-up comedienne whose keen sense of humor keeps her thinking outside the box. She has authored two books, and lives in Salt Lake City, Utah.
Book Synopsis Gingerbread from the Heart by : Janice K. Mineer
Download or read book Gingerbread from the Heart written by Janice K. Mineer and published by Farcountry Press. This book was released on 2009-10 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Three children learn to make colorful gingerbread houses for their grandmother. In the process, they experience the joy of creativity and learn to value individual differences. Includes recipe and directions.
Book Synopsis The Secret of Gingerbread Village by : Anne L. Watson
Download or read book The Secret of Gingerbread Village written by Anne L. Watson and published by Skyhook Press. This book was released on with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Coco the mouse slips under a young spruce tree on his morning walk through the forest, he discovers a village of gingerbread houses and "Gingers" -- gingerbread men and women brought to life by magic. But all is not well in Gingerbread Village. The Magic that built the village and protects it from outsiders seems to be fading, and the Gingers don't know how to revive it. Can Coco find a way to help the Gingers? And even if he does, can they trust him enough to let him? Anne L. Watson creates a magical tale of friendship offered, rebuffed, but finally rewarded. For ages 4 to 9. ///////////////////////////////////////////////// Anne L. Watson is the author/illustrator of the Katie Mouse books, as well as the author of numerous craft books and novels for adults. Her illustrations are imaginative collages made from photos of felted animals, miniatures, and real-life objects, along with graphic arts creations and textures from Etsy and elsewhere, all assembled and manipulated in Photoshop. ///////////////////////////////////////////////// SAMPLE "But how did you come alive?" asked Coco in wonder. "We don't really know," said Leo. "When Cassia and I woke up, we were in a batch of cookies cooling on a kitchen counter. But none of the others came alive." "Somehow, we knew we were going to be eaten," said Cassia, "so we climbed down and ran away." "We didn't know where to go," Leo went on, "but the Magic led us to this forest. Then just like you, we came in under the Tree -- the door to Gingerbread Village."
Book Synopsis Something in the Heir by : Jenny Gardiner
Download or read book Something in the Heir written by Jenny Gardiner and published by Jenny Gardiner Books. This book was released on 2014-12-24 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He’s a prince with a problem, she’s a commoner with a getaway plan. Modern-day Prince Adrian of Monaforte has a most old-fashioned problem: his demanding mother wants him wed to her best friend’s daughter, the hard-partying Serena. When his refusal falls on deaf ears, Adrian decides it’s time for him to slip away from his gilded cage and figure out his life, all on his own. As luck would have it, event photographer Emma Davison, weary of a revolving door of lost-cause men and tired of her outsider-looking-in career, is in need of her own escape clause, just in time to help a wayward prince in need. And she soon discovers that sometimes a girl’s gotta sweep a prince off his feet. For any girl that’s ever held out hope that some day her prince would come…or better yet, hoped that some day she’d come to him. What people are saying about Jenny Gardiner's books: "As Sweet as a song and sharp as a beak, Bite Me really soars as a memoir about family--children and husbands, feathers and fur--and our capacity to keep loving though life may occasionally bite." --Wade Rouse, bestselling author of At Least in the City Someone Would Hear Me Scream "A fun, sassy read! A cross between Erma Bombeck and Candace Bushnell, reading Jenny Gardiner is like sinking your teeth into a chocolate cupcake…you just want more." --Meg Cabot, NY Times bestselling author of Princess Diaries, Queen of Babble and more, on Sleeping with Ward Cleaver "With a strong yet delightfully vulnerable voice, food critic Abbie Jennings embarks on a soulful journey where her love for banana cream pie and disdain for ill-fitting Spanx clash in hilarious and heartbreaking ways. As her body balloons and her personal life crumbles, Abbie must face the pain and secret fears she's held inside for far too long. I cheered for her the entire way." --Beth Hoffman, NY Times bestselling author of Saving CeeCee Honeycutt on Slim to None "Jenny Gardiner has done it again--this fun, fast-paced book is a great summer read." --Sarah Pekkanen, NY Times bestselling author of The Opposite of Me, on Slim to None Keywords: romantic comedy, humor, contemporary romance, modern fairy tale, new adult, Royalty, nobility, prince, aristocrat, , heir, peerage, monarch, Europe, wealthy, Playboy, rich, millionaire, international, vacation, romance, love, chick lit, chicklit, series, wedding, marriage
Book Synopsis Shame of Thrones by : Jenny Gardiner
Download or read book Shame of Thrones written by Jenny Gardiner and published by Jenny Gardiner Books. This book was released on with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Locked Lips Sink Ships... Lady Clementine needs a getaway. Badly. The best way to get her mind off of the unexpected loss of her beloved father is to usher her best friend Pippa away to a surprise Caribbean rendezvous with Prince Christopher. It's an added bonus that she stumbles upon her own tropical fling with boat captain Sebastian, Topher's cousin. Sebastian Chevalier walked away from Monaforte long ago. Weary of dealing with the fallout from his parents' on again/off again union, he sought solace in the water and never looked back. And he isn't about to allow even the irresistible charm of Clementine to get in the way of his carefree existence, and readily gives her the old heave-ho. But can Clementine take the wind out of his footloose and fancy-free sails? What people are saying about Jenny Gardiner's books: "A fun, sassy read! A cross between Erma Bombeck and Candace Bushnell, reading Jenny Gardiner is like sinking your teeth into a chocolate cupcake…you just want more." --Meg Cabot, NY Times bestselling author of Princess Diaries, Queen of Babble and more, on Sleeping with Ward Cleaver "As Sweet as a song and sharp as a beak, Bite Me really soars as a memoir about family--children and husbands, feathers and fur--and our capacity to keep loving though life may occasionally bite." --Wade Rouse, bestselling author of At Least in the City Someone Would Hear Me Scream "With a strong yet delightfully vulnerable voice, food critic Abbie Jennings embarks on a soulful journey where her love for banana cream pie and disdain for ill-fitting Spanx clash in hilarious and heartbreaking ways. As her body balloons and her personal life crumbles, Abbie must face the pain and secret fears she's held inside for far too long. I cheered for her the entire way." --Beth Hoffman, NY Times bestselling author of Saving CeeCee Honeycutt on Slim to None "Jenny Gardiner has done it again--this fun, fast-paced book is a great summer read." --Sarah Pekkanen, NY Times bestselling author of The Opposite of Me, on Slim to None Keywords: romantic comedy, humor, contemporary romance, modern fairy tale, new adult, Royalty, nobility, prince, aristocrat, heir, peerage, monarch, Europe, wealthy, Playboy, rich, millionaire, international, vacation, romance, love, chick lit, chicklit, series, wedding, marriage
