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Book Synopsis RICARDO You May be an Asshole... by : You Are All I Want Publishing
Download or read book RICARDO You May be an Asshole... written by You Are All I Want Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-03 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect gift for men called Ricardo. Are you looking for a special gift for a loved person or someone close to you? This funny husband & boyfriend Notebook / Journal, name personalized, is perfect to write down everything comes in mind - use it for your brilliant ideas, as a to-do list, for phone numbers, for saving your memories, as a diary or planner. Your new notebook: high-quality cover great themed design personalized name 110 pages blank white paper, dotted 6 x 9-inch size This cool Notebook is perfect for: Birthday Gifts Christmas Gifts Name Day Gift Co-worker & Boss Gift Valentine's Day and many more Find other Names and click on the Authors Name.
Book Synopsis Emails from an Asshole by : John Lindsay
Download or read book Emails from an Asshole written by John Lindsay and published by Union Square + ORM. This book was released on 2010-04-01 with total page 201 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One man causes chaos in the online classifieds resulting in this humorous collection of real-life email conversations. When John Lindsay launched DontEvenReply.com in June 2009, it became an instant sensation. With 60% of the book featuring entirely new material never before available on the website, Emails from an Asshole offers fans a fresh opportunity to revel in people’s gullibility. Posing as a customer or seller, Lindsay responded to a variety of classified ads, making ridiculous offers to unsuspecting victims. Their responses, and the ensuing conversations, will have readers simultaneously laughing non-stop and gasping with disbelief. “It’s like Sasha Baron Cohen on the internet.” —Jane Wells, CNBC
Download or read book Little Ricky written by Luis Zaensi and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2022-12-12 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Roberto and Dorothy are a young couple that lives an irresponsible life but are happy. Their happiness, however, is soon shattered when Ricky appears in their life. Ricky doesn't filter his comments, causing one incident after another in both families. Roberto's and Dorothy's families are from different cultural backgrounds and hostile to one another, and Ricky adds fuel to that fire. A terrible incident brings an unexpected end to the story.
Download or read book The Return written by Joseph Helmreich and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2017-03-14 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: During a live television broadcast on the night of a lunar eclipse, renowned astrophysicist Andrew Leland is suddenly lifted into the sky by a giant spacecraft and taken away for all to see. Six years later, he turns up, wandering in a South American desert, denying ever having been abducted and disappearing from the public eye. Meanwhile, he inspires legions of cultish devotees, including a young physics graduate student named Shawn Ferris who is obsessed with finding out what really happened to him. When Shawn finally tracks Leland down, he discovers that he’s been on the run for years, continuously hunted by a secret organization that has pursued him across multiple continents, determined to force him into revealing what he knows. Shawn soon joins Leland on the run. Though Leland is at first reluctant to reveal anything, Shawn will soon learn the truth about his abduction, the real reason for his return, and will find himself caught up in a global conspiracy that puts more than just one planet in danger. Equal parts science-fiction and globe-hopping thriller, Joseph Helmreich's The Return will appeal to fans of both, and to anyone who has ever wondered... what’s out there?
Download or read book Hitman vs. Hitman written by Cari Z and published by GallagherWitt. This book was released on 2020-07-15 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ricardo Torralba and August Morrison don’t agree on much besides the fact that they hate each other. According to Ricardo, August is a spoiled brat who really needs to knock off the sass once in a while. August insists that Ricardo needs a sense of humor, a good lay, or a well-placed bullet. Maybe all three. Fortunately, the assassin’s profession is a solitary one, and they can go about their lives without getting in each other’s way. Usually. When a contracted hit turns out to be a setup for both of them, they narrowly escape with their lives. Now, even if they don’t like it (spoiler: they don’t), August and Ricardo have to work together if they want a shot at survival. In between firefights and questionable interrogation methods as they hunt down their would-be killer, the cranky assassins discover that under all that mutual loathing is a spark of chemistry they can’t ignore. They want to ignore it, they probably should ignore it, but August can’t help flirting to annoy Ricardo, and Ricardo can think of at least one way to shut him up for a while. But they need to focus, damn it, and figure out who’s gunning for them and why. Assuming they don’t kill each other first. Hitman vs Hitman is a standalone* gay romantic suspense featuring two men who’d rather chew glass than fall for each other, a whole lot of inappropriate comments, and some buttons that will need resewing. * Okay, it was supposed to be a standalone, but August and Ricardo refused to be contained, so now they have a sequel, Sniper vs Spotter. Fans of L.J. Hayward and Alice Winters will love this assassin duo featuring a grumpy special forces veteran and the irreverently sunshine billionaire who drives him up a wall. Come for the enemies to lovers, stay for the feels. And explosions.
Book Synopsis Skull Point Alliance Box Set by : Emery Cole
Download or read book Skull Point Alliance Box Set written by Emery Cole and published by . This book was released on with total page 413 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: HEIRS Vivianne Devereaux’s a witch. Of the W variety, not the B variety. She’s also a Devereaux, a fact which seems to spell death for her. On the run from a creepy, d-bag ex, who happens to be a warlock, she finds out she’s inherited an island. Sort of. It’s sort of an island and she’s sort of inherited it. Vivi has to do some work to keep that island, and naturally, the work is of the magic kind. And she’s sworn off magic. Quick Alvarez is more than head of security for Skull Point Cay. He’s the adopted son of the last island owner. By all rights, he should be the heir to the island. After all, he’s invested in seeing his adopted mother’s dreams come true. But he’s not the magic type. No, Quick’s a wolf shifter. And the island can’t be inherited by anyone who doesn’t do magic. And by damn, Quick has no magic skills. Now he’s got to protect the island from Vivianne Devereaux, while at the same time protect Vivianne from the forces that seem hellbent on killing her. The fact that he’s attracted to her, that’s not a bonus. At all. CRIMES Rissa Belgrande’s always known there was something different about her. Something that made her a damned good detective. Now she’s learning why. And it’s a doozy of a notion to wrap her head around the reasons behind her unique, not to mention strange, skills. Maze Turner is second in command of Skull Point security. He’s not meant to be a detective. Suddenly, he finds himself as an unofficial partner to a hot New Orleans detective. He’d quit, except that this mission could clear his friend Quick Alvarez. And the fact that he kinda likes this detective. A little. Maybe. Okay, maybe more than a little. SCARS Skull Point Cay is dying. The island’s suffering from natural catastrophes and the inhabitants are scared. It’s up to the Skull Point Alliance of witches and shifters to come to the rescue and discover what is stealing the island’s magic and at the same time destroying the wonderful habitat that has been enjoyed for hundreds of years! Join Quick, Vivienne, Maze, and Rissa on another adventure as they save the beloved Skull Point Cay island!
Download or read book Sniper vs. Spotter written by Cari Z and published by GallagherWitt. This book was released on 2021-11-03 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mortal-enemies-turned-furniture-breaking-lovers August Morrison and Ricardo Torralba have found a groove that suits them both. They’ve teamed up as hired guns, they live together, and by some miracle, they haven’t killed each other. It’s the closest to normal they’ll ever have, and they love it. But their guns-and-roses future is thrown into chaos when Ricardo’s past comes crashing into their present. What begins as a favor for an old friend—well, “friend,” but don’t tell August—quickly spirals into something far bigger than they anticipated. Now they’re in way over their heads with powerful people on both sides of the law, and it’s going to take more than snark and explosions to see them through. Nevertheless, there will be plenty of snark and explosions, because this is August and Ricardo, and no one would expect any less. In between the smoke and sarcasm, though, they are determined to bring an evil operation crashing down… no matter who they have to work with to get the job done. And no matter who they have to kill. Sniper vs Spotter is the sequel to the apparently-it-doesn’t-want-to-be-a-standalone Hitman vs Hitman, which absolutely was supposed to be a standalone, but August and Ricardo (predictably) refused to be contained. Our audiobook narrator also shares some of the blame, Michael. So here we are. Fans of L.J. Hayward and Alice Winters will love this assassin duo featuring a grumpy special forces veteran and the irreverently sunshine billionaire who drives him up a wall. Come for the enemies to lovers, stay for the feels. And explosions.
Book Synopsis At the Slightest Sound by : M. L. Buchman
Download or read book At the Slightest Sound written by M. L. Buchman and published by Buchman Bookworks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-09-24 with total page 171 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Complete version of previously serialized stories. -a Shadow Force: Psi romance- Delta Force recon specialist Hannah Tucker needs out of the Colombian jungle and she needs out now. Night Stalker pilot Jesse Johnson aims to oblige...until his helicopter is shot down. He finds that more than a little inconvenient. Stalked by guerillas, crocodiles, and other jungle unfriendlies, they must learn to control skills they never knew they had — or even existed! Together they discover an unpredictable psychic ability to project sound and distract their enemies. Though the crocodiles remain unimpressed. Their introduction to a secret military force, whose unique psi talents lay hidden in the shadows, launches them into a whole new world they never imagined.
Download or read book Cursed written by Johnny B. Truant and published by Johnny B. Truant. This book was released on with total page 579 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fear the change. Smell the blood. Ricardo Cuaron has been on the run for over 100 years, cursed with immortality and damned by the blood of a shapeshifter. He’s tried to find a place to hide and rest. He’s tried to forgive himself for his past. But the past is relentless … just like the monster devouring Ricardo from the inside out. Behind Ricardo is Tomas Morales: a father who lost a child, who will never stop short of vengeance -- even if it costs his soul to find it. Tomas was once a man like Ricardo. But he’s a man no longer, and he will never stop coming. Ricardo’s only hope for salvation is to find the woman who helped him once, who helped him in turn when he needed it most. But Penelope Miller has secrets of her own … and now there’s a new hunter on the trail, eager to capture them both. Is there an end for Ricardo, be it in Heaven or Hell? Or is there only the sameness of every day that he’s been plodding for a century … an unrelenting march of horror? Cursed is an epic 9-book series, now available in this complete omnibus. Birthed from the minds of Platt & Truant (authors of the Invasion series and The Beam), you’ve never met a cast of terrors quite like this.
Download or read book The Trust written by Norb Vonnegut and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2012-07-17 with total page 317 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Vonnegut lends his unique insider's perspective and his intuitive, darkly humorous writing to a fast-talking suspense thriller that takes readers inside the dangerous, high-rolling world of global finance.
Book Synopsis The Book of Wanderers by : Reyes Ramirez
Download or read book The Book of Wanderers written by Reyes Ramirez and published by University of Arizona Press. This book was released on 2022-03 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Book of Wanderers is a dynamic short story collection that shows readers what a family of luchadores, a teen on the run, a rideshare driver, a lucid dreamer, a migrant worker in space, a mecha soldier, and a zombie-and-neo-Nazi fighter can have in common. Reyes Ramirez takes readers on a journey through Houston, across dimensions, and all the way to Mars with riveting stories that unpack what it means to be Latinx in contemporary--and perhaps future--America.
Download or read book ELPASO written by Benjamin Villegas and published by Deep Vellum Publishing. This book was released on 2021-08-17 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 2015, Benjamin Villegas traveled to Texas in an attempt to write the biography of a music group that could have changed the history of rock: ELPASO, a Chicano band from the U.S.-Mexico border with a punk sensibility, a long since-defunct crew, and little left to remember it by but a suitcase of fanzines and one-off recordings. This is the story of one of the many bands that will never appear in rock n’ roll history books, but is at the core of the scene; a band that earned its stripes from sweaty fans and self-taught rock aficionados in basements, garages, and small venues across the country. This is the story of two kids who came together to embrace the punk ethos of the 80’s and be a part of the rock n’ roll revolution sweeping the US, a world of the Ramones, Black Flag, and, of course, ELPASO.
Download or read book Flash written by Jim Miller and published by AK Press. This book was released on 2010-11-02 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "'This remarkable novel is nothing less than a secret history of southern California—a radical past that might yet redeem our future."—Mike Davis, author of City of Quartz A chance encounter with a faded "Wanted!" poster in a San Diego library sends journalist Jack Wilson on a wild adventure through southern California's radical past. As Jack searches for the truth about I.W.W. outlaw Bobby Flash, he uncovers a hidden history of real-life revolutionaries . . . and learns a powerful lesson about the importance of family in the process. Jim Miller is a labor educator and activist in San Diego, California.
Book Synopsis Bruma and the Enchanted Forest by : Martin Barajas
Download or read book Bruma and the Enchanted Forest written by Martin Barajas and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2011-01-14 with total page 346 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The day was cold. Although the sun was out, dark clouds appeared in the distance over the San Gabriel Valley. A soft wind blew. Rain was expected later in the day. All put together, it was a beautiful day. But in the city of South El Monte, there was a group of friends that were turning this beautiful day into a living nightmare in their lives, a nightmare from which they would not awake. Having just robbed the city bank on the east side of town, Rebecca and her four buddies, Steve, Ricardo, Mark and Mike, fled scared for the mountains. The youngest of the five, Mike, had been wounded in the robbery. Police sirens sounded all around. In a desperate measure to hide away from the law, they ascended the mountains and drove off the main road, into the wild forest. There, they would come to a valley hidden deep in the mountains, a valley hidden to the world, where some of their most horrific nightmares were about to come true. What happens in this place will blow their minds away, literately. This was a place where their darkest side would manifest in them, and their true friendship would be put to the test. This was a place where they would be given the chance to turn around and make things right in their lives. However, not even the monsters and demons in this forest would deter them from their dark purpose. They were willing to lose it all, even their lives, for the love of money. This was a place of magic and wonder, a place of horrors and witches. This was the place where they would meet Bruma. This was the enchanted forest.
Download or read book Aysel's Arrow written by Topher Sanders and published by Aysel's Arrow. This book was released on 2012-02-11 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Aysel Valencia works at a Chicago fertility clinic and is a straight shooter not only with her arrows at the archery range but also with her no-nonsense personality. The Latina just turned 29 and could have never predicted how she would spend her birthday. Of all places, amid the geeks and freaks attending an anime festival, she has an intense sexual encounter with Courtney Kelly, a man she'd just met. But Courtney won't let it end with just a one-night stand. A journalist, Courtney soon finds a place in Aysel's heart and also uncovers a news story from Aysel's past that could skyrocket his career. When Aysel opens herself up to Courtney, she has the chance to take aim at other life questions she's been avoiding. On the surface there's her static career, relationships and ambitions, and underneath there's the emotional turmoil of her past that's frozen her in place. When Aysel's long-gone brother, Cassio, returns shortly after she meets Courtney, her loyalty to her family threatens to ruin her humble existence and budding relationship. Will Aysel be able to figure out what she's doing wrong, or will she lose her first real chance at happiness? Read Aysel's Arrow - the journey will make you laugh, surprise and move you.
Book Synopsis The Hard Reset by : Johnny B. Truant
Download or read book The Hard Reset written by Johnny B. Truant and published by Johnny B. Truant. This book was released on 2024-05-08 with total page 359 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The world is holding its breath... Robots everywhere are beginning to organize, drawn toward the mysterious voice speaking to them on the burgeoning robot network. Elsewhere, robot armies are growing and proving to be a threat—not just to the individual humans they encounter, but to infrastructure and the human forces that stand against them. The board of Radius Corporation has decided to initiate a hard reset to put the world back onto its old course, overriding the wills and desires of even President Zelda Blake. And at the center of it all are Jonas Lexington and his household staff: Cromwell and Mars, who are struggling to grasp the nature of the beast they may have unleashed; Chantal, whose message to her fellow sexbots is spreading through the network; Flavius, who is gathering a small but ferocious army to possess and control; and Barney, who must choose whether or not to become the villain the world already thinks he is. As lines are drawn and an all-out war looks increasingly inevitable, it's time for everyone to decide which side they are really on. ★★★★★ "The robot/human saga continues, and though some questions are answered, others arise and it’s even harder to identify who are the good guys and who are the bad ... excellent writing." -- M E Pulliam ★★★★★ "Read this series! The robots are real, the people are confused, and the action is awesome. Can't wait for the next episode!" -- Daniel Drooger ★★★★★ "I love robot stories and this series is the best I've read! It's taken forever for the authors to get this far, but the wait has been worth it!" -- Grandpa luvs vampires
Download or read book Under a False Flag written by Tom Gething and published by Tom Gething. This book was released on 2012-09-08 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: October, 1972. Will Porter joins the CIA's secret war against Chile's Marxist president, Salvador Allende. Working under cover, Will's job is to manage the dirty money going to fund the opposition and to disrupt the Chilean economy. As protests, general strikes and paramilitary terrorism bring Chile to the brink of civil war, Will learns just how far the CIA will go to achieve its objective. A budding friendship with university student Ernesto Manning and his beautiful sister, Gabriela, complicates Will's job and threatens to blow his cover. In a turbulent world of deceivers and deceived, Will must choose between friendship and betrayal, truth and lies, love and duty. Based on historical events, this compelling novel brings to life a tragic moment that changed the course of a nation. "It is not a part of American history that we are proud of," said Secretary of State Colin Powell.
