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Author : Mark Hayes
Publisher : Liberties Press
ISBN 13 : 9781905483907
Total Pages : 297 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (839 download)
Download or read book RanDumb written by Mark Hayes and published by Liberties Press. This book was released on 2010 with total page 297 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Follows the story of an Irish man who chases his dream from Ireland to Los Angeles.
Author : Tystarr
Publisher : Tystarr Productions
ISBN 13 : 0983276404
Total Pages : 56 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (832 download)
Download or read book Twisted Comix written by Tystarr and published by Tystarr Productions. This book was released on 2011-04-30 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you like to laugh? Then you definitely want to check this book out. Follow Ty and his friends going through the motions of this twisted thing we call life. -Only while supplies last… Unless the books start raining from the sky. Hey, you never know. Collecting the first 100 plus TwistedComix.com comic strips and all new comics by talented guest artists. Twisted Comix Issue #1 TM and © Tyler Copes . All rights reserved.
Author : DeShaun Johnson
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1304791211
Total Pages : 89 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (47 download)
Download or read book "Q" the Emotion written by DeShaun Johnson and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-01-11 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Originally written to romantically empathize and recognize the Godliness in my wife, this became a controversial collection of poems challenging citizens to contemplate on Christ or carnality within their emotional infrastructure. It would be extremely selfish for my wife to face such an emotional challenge alone.
Author : Mark Hayes
Publisher : Randumb House
ISBN 13 : 9780615992594
Total Pages : 328 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (925 download)
Download or read book Predumb written by Mark Hayes and published by Randumb House. This book was released on 2014-03-17 with total page 328 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mark Hayes has been dubbed "Ireland's craziest and wittiest writer, a poet at times". Saying that, he has also been called "the runt of Irish litter-ature" so take your pick. Before the #1 Amazon Humour book RANDUMB: THE ADVENTURES OF AN IRISH GUY IN LA there was PREDUMB, the hilarious stories of Mark growing up in Cork, the real capital of Ireland, as they like to call it. This is a me-moir of sorts, the history of Mark Hayes, although if his parents are within earshot he will tell you it is all lies and slander. Sex in the mud? Never. Stabbing himself by mistake? No clue. Thrown in jail? Stealing from the deaf? Becoming a hairdresser in the name of lust? Blasphemy! All that stuff about wearing grannies' clothes, frolicking in Germany and mother and daughter sexcapades all before the age of sixteen? Complete and utter spoof. Don't mention the first-class trip to Hong Kong to become a model either, just a fairytale. Particularly the part about waking up naked being hosed down by an angry Chinese man. One thing for certain is that this book has everything you need for a laugh. So go on, buy it. See what all the fuss is about.
Author : Claire McNear
Publisher : Twelve
ISBN 13 : 1538702312
Total Pages : 213 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (387 download)
Download or read book Answers in the Form of Questions written by Claire McNear and published by Twelve. This book was released on 2020-11-10 with total page 213 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is the smartest, most celebrated game show of all time? In this insider's guide, discover the rich history of Jeopardy! -- the beloved game show that has shaped our culture and entertained audiences for years. Jeopardy! is a lot of things: record-setting game show, beloved family tradition, and proving ground for many of North America's best and brightest. Nearly four decades into its current edition, Jeopardy! now finds itself facing unprecedented change. This is the chronicle of how the show became a cross-generational touchstone and where it's going next. ANSWERS IN THE FORM OF QUESTIONS dives deep behind the scenes, with longtime host Alex Trebek talking about his life and legacy and the show's producers and writers explaining how they put together the nightly game. Readers will travel to bar trivia showdowns with the show's biggest winners and training sessions with trivia whizzes prepping for their shot onstage. And they'll discover new tales of the show's most notable moments-like the time the Clue Crew almost slid off a glacier-and learn how celebrity cameos and Saturday Night Live spoofs built a television mainstay. ANSWERS IN THE FORM OF QUESTIONS looks to the past -- and the future -- to explain what Jeopardy! really is: a tradition unlike any other.
Author : Thomas Okie
Publisher : Cambridge University Press
ISBN 13 : 1107071720
Total Pages : 321 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (7 download)
Download or read book The Georgia Peach written by Thomas Okie and published by Cambridge University Press. This book was released on 2016-11-22 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book explores the significance of the peach as a cultural icon and viable commodity in the American South.
Author : Daniel Benge
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0557729858
Total Pages : 69 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (577 download)
Download or read book Cornucopia of Madness in Plain Sight written by Daniel Benge and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010-10-15 with total page 69 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cornucopia of Madness in Plain Sight is a dark collection of sentimental poems depicting the sometimes humorous, but more often cynical side of love, hate, and whatever's left. It challenges the reader to see the human condition through a different lens.
Author : Richard Face
Publisher : Oculus Publishers
ISBN 13 : 1938895134
Total Pages : 291 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (388 download)
Download or read book The Book of F*cking Hilarious Internet Memes written by Richard Face and published by Oculus Publishers. This book was released on 2012-01-13 with total page 291 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WHAT THE HECK IS AN INTERNET MEME? Meme (pronounced meem): An idea, belief or element of social behavior spread that is transmitted from one person or group of people to another. This word was coined in the '70s by Richard Dawkins, the atheist godman worshipped by neckbeards everywhere. Simply put, Internet memes are memes that spread on the Internet through social networking sites, blogs, email, news sources, and so on. In the real world they're called "ideas," but pseudo-intellectuals prefer "memes." WHERE DO INTERNET MEMES COME FROM? Amongst all the stupid crap on the Internet are hilarious gems of wit and wisdom. Most of the best memes start as images shared on the Web and, by some great misfortune, they find their way into the lecherous hands of drunken basement trolls who mutate these images into the hilarious, the lame, and sometimes the downright bizarre. WHAT IS THIS BOOK? This book will take you on bizarre journey through the bilges of the Internet and introduce you to 23 of its funniest and most popular memes, complete with a sh*tload of images that might just make you wet your panties. "On this journey you will share lulz with unsavory characters like..." "Foul Bachelor Frog" "Socially Awkward Penguin" "Paranoid Parrot" "Courage Wolf" "Advice God" "Joseph Ducreux" "Hipster Kitty" "Inglip" "Successful Black Man" "Forever Alone" "Bill O'Reilly" "And more..." Scroll up and click the "Buy" button now to laugh your a** off at the twisted hive mind of the Internet underworld...
Author : Rob Lathan
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0557347572
Total Pages : 126 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (573 download)
Download or read book Get Psyched! written by Rob Lathan and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010-04-10 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dr. Lanny Latham uses the power of Getting Psyched to instantly solves every problem in your life immediately -- in 7 easy steps!
Author : John Lindsay
Publisher : Union Square + ORM
ISBN 13 : 1402780516
Total Pages : 201 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (27 download)
Download or read book Emails from an Asshole written by John Lindsay and published by Union Square + ORM. This book was released on 2010-04-01 with total page 201 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One man causes chaos in the online classifieds resulting in this humorous collection of real-life email conversations. When John Lindsay launched DontEvenReply.com in June 2009, it became an instant sensation. With 60% of the book featuring entirely new material never before available on the website, Emails from an Asshole offers fans a fresh opportunity to revel in people’s gullibility. Posing as a customer or seller, Lindsay responded to a variety of classified ads, making ridiculous offers to unsuspecting victims. Their responses, and the ensuing conversations, will have readers simultaneously laughing non-stop and gasping with disbelief. “It’s like Sasha Baron Cohen on the internet.” —Jane Wells, CNBC
Author : Mark Hayes
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780578822822
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (228 download)
Download or read book Malibu Is Burning written by Mark Hayes and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-20 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One day in August of a certain year, Malibu started to burn and go up in flames. The whole countryside was on fire. Houses, ranches, and livelihoods all burned to the ground. It was unreal. Malibu was burning. It was at this time that Mark saw people (clowns) online posting photos of their asses and naked bodies and lingerie shots holding up LA signs saying how sad they were that Malibu is burning. So sad. The next day Mark started writing sextpoems. Short, poetic tales describing his anguish for Malibu. The written equivalent of those photos. How it made him feel the same as those people. So sad. So horny. So so. The devastation just made everyone want to get naked, apparently. Ever since Mark has kept writing these sextpoems. People kept paying him to write more. He knows, ludicrous. Thousands and thousands of dollars to write more and more sextpoems. So really, this book is a bargain. Over 100 sextpoems. In chronological order. They're all there. Book two on the way. And yes. Mark knows. It's sad. He's sorry. Tut. So sad. So harny. So enjoy.
Author : Michael Volkmar
Publisher : Hatherleigh Press
ISBN 13 : 1578267757
Total Pages : 243 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (782 download)
Download or read book Dumbbell Workout Handbook: Strength and Power written by Michael Volkmar and published by Hatherleigh Press. This book was released on 2019-07-30 with total page 243 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE ULTIMATE HANDBOOK FOR BUILDING MUSCLE WITH DUMBBELLS Perfect anyone looking to develop explosive power and build strength, dumbbells remain the most common—and most effective—tool to reach your fitness goals. The Dumbbell Workout Handbook: Strength & Power combines an all-new collection of dumbbell workouts to create a complete fitness program focused on using dumbbells to pack on muscle, build power and burn fat while improving total body conditioning. With workout circuits perfect for every fitness level, from beginner to advanced, The Dumbbell Workout Handbook: Strength & Power is the final word on building muscle with dumbbells. The Dumbbell Workout Handbook: Strength & Power features: • Over 100 dumbbell workouts designed to fit any program • Progression-focused programming for guaranteed results • Workouts to increase size and maximize power • Nutritional and recovery tips • Intense power super sets for extra challenge • Programs for endurance athletes utilizing dumbbells Whether you’re looking to supercharge your workouts, improve on your personal bests, or overcome your personal fitness plateau and achieve never before seen results, The Dumbbell Workout Handbook: Strength & Power shows you how!
Author : Mark Hayes
Publisher : Randumb House
ISBN 13 : 9780615570150
Total Pages : 356 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (71 download)
Download or read book Randumb-Er written by Mark Hayes and published by Randumb House. This book was released on 2012-03-17 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Beverly Hills mansions to Irish country lanes, super-yachts to side-alleys, howling cougars to psychotic nutters, stand-up spotlights to police helicopter searchlights, superstar highs to inner demon woes, along with so much more, Mark Hayes takes us on quite an adventure in RanDumb-er, the random but hardly dumb tales of an Irish chancer. From one side of the world to the other, in and out of the fantasy of Mark's reality, all with a smile and a belly-aching laugh, RanDumb-er will draw you in and make you believe in the spirit of your inner five year old once more! Go ahead - Open a Guinness, take off your pants (comfort is key here), sit back, relax and enjoy the show. Fast pace, quicker wit, time for you to join Mark as he tells his story of two cities and one dream. Ran. Dumb. Er. On! About The Author: Mark Hayes is an Irish guy who now lives in L.A. Chancer. Prancer. Midnight. Dancer. Bestselling author of RanDumb: The Adventures of an Irish Guy in L.A! which has been rated #1 on Amazon Humor. Praise For RanDumb: 'RanDumb is an intelligently put-together, often satirical analysis of the times we live in... a thoroughly entertaining read that will make you 'LOL' -laugh out loud - as so many have done on Mark Hayes' blog.' 'With his unique style, phrasing and word coinage, Mark Hayes introduced himself to us in his first book RanDumb as a kind of hard drinking, half-slacker, half German technical translator, carefree globetrotter finding his way in Hollywood. Very funny and a great read.' 'I've always wanted to give up the mundane day job, pack my bags and head for the promised land, but circumstances have conspired against me. So, when I heard of this book, it was a must read... I wasn't disappointed in the least. It was just how I would have imagined and more... Mark Hayes has shared his experiences of chasing the American Dream and I love it.'
Author : John J. Kohut
Publisher : Plume Books
ISBN 13 : 9780452275959
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (759 download)
Download or read book Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest written by John J. Kohut and published by Plume Books. This book was released on 1996 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: True News of the World's Least Competent People
Author : Adam Winer
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780980059205
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (592 download)
Download or read book How Dumb Are You? written by Adam Winer and published by . This book was released on 2008-06 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What’s the capital of Canada? Who’s the president pictured on the dime? Do you have even the slightest recollection of how to multiply fractions? National Lampoon’sHow Dumb Are You'is filled with questions every mildly-educated American should be able to answer — but often can’t. Written by Adam Winer (a panelist on VH1’s hit pop culture comedy showBest Week Ever),this Great American Stupidity Quiz is perfect for readers interested in either measuring their own personal mental failings or simply giving the gift of lowered self-esteem to a friend. Plus,How Dumb Are You'pairs its forehead-slapping quiz questions with intriguing bonus trivia and groundbreaking metrics that scientifically measure a reader’s exact level of stupidity. Undoubtedly,How Dumb Are You'will become the defining literary work of the modern era. You should probably buy it.
Author : Bruce Eric Kaplan
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 141655694X
Total Pages : 194 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (165 download)
Download or read book I Love You, I Hate You, I'm Hungry written by Bruce Eric Kaplan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-01-12 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: • Distinctive humor from a well-known artist: Bruce Eric Kaplan is one of the most popular cartoonists at The New Yorker . Known for his observational sense of humor and distinctive design, Kaplan’s work plays on modern foibles, juxtaposing droll, slice-of-life dialogue with slightly surreal situations. . • Just in time for Valentine’s Day: This latest collection from Kaplan employs his trademark incisive wit on the volatile passions and comic banalities that plague relationships of all kinds. As Kaplan notes in the Introduction, “everything we do, we do for one of three reasons: because we love someone, because we hate someone, or because we’re hungry.” No one can argue with that, or anything else in this wickedly funny new collection..
Author : Mark Hayes
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1483401820
Total Pages : 134 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (834 download)
Download or read book The Ultimate Guide to Dropshipping written by Mark Hayes and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-06 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This guide will teach you everyhing you need to know to get your own business off the ground while avoiding the costly mistakes that can kill new dropshipping ventures. We will discuss everything from the dropshipping fundamentals to how to operate a dropshipping business and deal with the problems that arise."--Back cover.
