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Download or read book My Pug Is an Asshole written by Matt Shaw and published by . This book was released on 2017-08-24 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'I WANT A DOG!'Who hasn't heard that screamed from a child or partner? They want a dog but you don't want one because you know it will be your responsibility to look after it when they grow bored. Well, this book isn't necessarily for you. This book is for those who want a dog but have no idea what they're really letting themselves in for. You see, I wanted a dog. I was one of those annoying people ranting and raving how badly I wanted one. 'Now I am an adult, I should be allowed to get a dog! It's my house!'I got my dog. I got what I wanted. I even chose the dog. Now, as I sit here typing out this blurb, I weep. Why did I do this to myself? Why have I just committed to this little bastard for God knows how many years?If you want a dog of your own. Read this book. Perhaps see things you didn't necessarily think of (on top of having to clean up its shit from when you go on walks or when it runs in your garden). Then, when you have read the book, make your decision again. Decide if it really is for you.Don't want a dog? Well this is about a pug called Chewie... Read about Chewie's first year and just laugh at my misadventures and misery...From Matt Shaw, author of 'Wasting Stamps', 'Plentyoffreaks' and 'Im fine'
Book Synopsis The Complete Guide to Pugs by : David Anderson
Download or read book The Complete Guide to Pugs written by David Anderson and published by LP Media Inc. This book was released on 2019-04-09 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pugs have been an incredibly popular dog for literally thousands of years. They were a favorite dog of Chinese emperors and British royalty. With their cute compact bodies and distinctive, smooshed faces, it is one breed that you always recognize when you see it. When properly socialized, they are a fantastic companion that will help keep you entertained. Their long history as members of people’s home has made them adorable little family members. Whether you are feeling playful, lazy, or sad, they are there to play, relax, or support you. In The Complete Guide to Pugs you will learn everything you need to know from start to end; how to choose a puppy, training, traveling, grooming, health care and senior care. You will also learn all about the background of the breed, its history, breed pre-disposed diseases, and special traits. All the information is specific to Pugs and in easy-reading comprehensive detail. Find answers to questions like: Is a Pug the right dog for me? I brought my Pug home. What now? How can I best train my Pug? What are some common mistakes should I avoid? This book is designed to help guide you through life with a Pug from puppy to old age and everything in between. Chapters include all the basics such as: Mischievous Charmers – the Defining Characteristics of a Pug Breed History and Characteristics The Ideal Home Finding Your Pug Preparing for Your Puppy The First Week with your Pug The First Month Housetraining Pugs Socialization and Experience Being a Puppy Parent Living with other dogs Training You Pug Puppy Basic Commands Pug Nutrition Grooming – Productive Bonding Basic Pug Health Care Health Concerns Your Aging Pug Pug puppies are amazing, but do take a bit of work. Adult pugs can be a lot of fun. All of them should be allowed to go out and socialize. If you want a dog that really knows how to have fun and be lazy, the Pug is a nearly perfect dog. Whatever your family size, they will quickly establish their role as the family entertainer, keeping you and your family laughing.
Book Synopsis Two's A Crowd (Pug Pals #1) by : Flora Ahn
Download or read book Two's A Crowd (Pug Pals #1) written by Flora Ahn and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2018-01-30 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious, highly illustrated chapter book from debut author illustrator, Flora Ahn. Two pugs. One beloved toy bunny. What could go wrong?Sunny's new little sister, Rosy, is getting her paws into everything. When Rosy takes Sunny's favorite toy, Mr. Bunny, and loses him, Sunny is barking mad.But when Rosy sets off on her own to find and rescue Mr. Bunny, Sunny starts to worry. Rosy's never been outside by herself before. Sunny will have to gather all the canine courage she has and go after them -- before Rosy and Mr. Bunny are both lost fur-ever!
Book Synopsis The Complete Idiot's Guide to Pugs by : Liz Palika
Download or read book The Complete Idiot's Guide to Pugs written by Liz Palika and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2005-03-01 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You’re no idiot, of course. You know Pugs are cute dogs, with their stocky little bodies and happy-go-lucky expressions. But these dogs are bred to be companions and can be stubborn if you get them to do something they don’t want to do! The Complete Idiot’s Guide® to Pugs shows how you and your pug can enjoy each other and still follow some house rules. In this Complete Idiot’s Guide®, you get: • Advice on locating a reputable Pug breeder and knowing what questions to ask. • Common Pug behavioral problem and tips for correcting them. • Helpful information on feeding your Pug. • The eight basic commands that make further training easier. • Hints for finding a trustworthy veterinarian to keep your Pug healthy.
Download or read book Pugs written by Robert Duffy and published by BX.Plans Ltd.. This book was released on 2020-07-15 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There are more than 8 million dogs in the U.K. and the Pug is one of the top ten most popular breeds. A dog is for life and this book shows you how to give a puppy a good home and how both dog and owner can enjoy the relationship. The book walks the owner through ‘essential things to know’ including: microchips; vaccinations; insurance; weight etc. All aspects of care are covered including: the Pug as a puppy; the Pug as a ‘teen-ager’; feeding and exercising and dangerous foods to be avoided. Health issues that might arise such as Ear mites, Ticks and Fleas are addressed and a chapter on first aid for your Pug is invaluable. Much more is covered in the book in everyday language that makes it easy to use and understand. Pugs – The Essential Guide is a must for every owner, or potential owner, of this delightful dog.
Download or read book Starfish written by Lisa Fipps and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2021-03-09 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Printz Honor winner! Ellie is tired of being fat-shamed and does something about it in this poignant debut novel-in-verse. Cover may vary. Ever since Ellie wore a whale swimsuit and made a big splash at her fifth birthday party, she's been bullied about her weight. To cope, she tries to live by the Fat Girl Rules—like "no making waves," "avoid eating in public," and "don't move so fast that your body jiggles." And she's found her safe space—her swimming pool—where she feels weightless in a fat-obsessed world. In the water, she can stretch herself out like a starfish and take up all the room she wants. It's also where she can get away from her pushy mom, who thinks criticizing Ellie's weight will motivate her to diet. Fortunately, Ellie has allies in her dad, her therapist, and her new neighbor, Catalina, who loves Ellie for who she is. With this support buoying her, Ellie might finally be able to cast aside the Fat Girl Rules and starfish in real life--by unapologetically being her own fabulous self.
Book Synopsis Girls Just Wanna Have Pugs: A Wish Novel by : J. J. Howard
Download or read book Girls Just Wanna Have Pugs: A Wish Novel written by J. J. Howard and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2021-02-02 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pugs and Kisses meets The Baby-sitters Club in this story of three friends, adorable pugs, and a dog-walking business! The best part of Kat's day is getting to walk her neighbor's irresistible pug, Meatball. So when her parents insist she start an extracurricular this year, she makes her own, by turning her hobby into a business: a dog-walking business, that is.She and her best friends, Taz and Lucy -- as well as the cute new boy, Declan -- try to get Four Paws Dog Walking into shape. But wrangling puppies and pleasing customers turns out to be harder than they thought! Can Kat keep taking care of the dogs she loves without hurting her friendships?
Book Synopsis People Are Animals Too by : Shona Kowtecky
Download or read book People Are Animals Too written by Shona Kowtecky and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2024-06-17 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover a fresh perspective by stepping into another’s... paws? “Chase what you want. Advocate for your needs. Set boundaries and goals. Learn to let go. Take care of yourself.” This can be good advice, but what if you don’t know what you want? Or need? What boundaries are worth setting for you? Or how to decide what to let go of, and what to hold on to? What if focusing on yourself seems uncomfortable, selfish, unnecessary, or a bit too “fluffy”? As a veterinarian, Dr. Shona Kowtecky has spent almost 20 years learning about, paying attention to, advocating for, and taking care of thousands of animals... while simultaneously watching thousands of people struggle to do the same for themselves. Whether or not you are a pet-parent or animal-lover, self-awareness is a key starting point for optimal health and a good quality of life, yet it’s often overlooked, oversimplified, or too ambiguous to be practical. People Are Animals Too provides a structured and creative approach to encourage self-examination, compassion, and curiosity through insightful questions and humorous anecdotes centered around the question: What if we cared for ourselves the way we care for the animals we love? Or better yet, what if we simply remembered that people are animals too?
Book Synopsis Teenage Shooters by : Travis Barrett
Download or read book Teenage Shooters written by Travis Barrett and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2008-06 with total page 514 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Teenage Shooters is about Freddy Louche's world. Who is Freddy Louche? If you asked him he would tell you that he is an all-American teenage loser who lives in a neighborhood populated by gangbangers and bullies. He hates school because the classes are boring and many of the students are intimidators. But there are three things Freddy loves: his skateboard, his video games, and his father.His skateboard is a Serial Killer which sports an image of Charles Manson. In a strange way Freddy never feels alone when he is riding Manson, who is also his protector, at least until that fateful night when Freddy's life begins to rapidly unravel.Resident Evil is Freddy's favorite video games because in the world of survival horror he can defend himself against the zombies and other monsters that remind him of the cretin bullies who hang out in the corridors of his school and the thugs that roam the streets of his city, a city that is in many ways like Raccoon City, which was also an all-American city until the walking dead and other beasties took control of its streets.Freddy's father is the one adult Freddy can always depend upon. Unfortunately, Mr. Louche, like the school authorities and the police, cannot protect his son from the thugs and bullies who constantly harass him. Thus, a time finally comes when Freddy and his loser friends must take on their tormentors.
Book Synopsis Living with Pugs by : Kathy Clarke Ph.D.
Download or read book Living with Pugs written by Kathy Clarke Ph.D. and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2022-02-09 with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pugs are a toy dog. Their function is “companion”, also “announcer of arrival of guests”, “pillow to rest neck on while sitting on sofa”, and “providing warmth to owner during sleep”. In this small book we see Dr. Kathy Clarke’s pugs create hilarious chaos on a daily basis. We see Dr. Clarke, as a novice, groom and show her pugs (occasionally taking a ribbon). We meet her “dog” friends and her “non-doggie” friends as we wonder through the days at Kate’s Pugs. We share her sadness and struggle as she tube feeds a 1.8 oz tiny baby fighting “fading puppy” syndrome. We share her frustration in dealing with vets who often have little experience with the breed. Dr. Clarke’s total love and devotion to the pug dog shows through on each page. Dog devotees of any breed with recognize themselves often on the pages of Living with Pugs.
Download or read book Living With Mochi written by Gemma Gené and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2021-04-06 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gemma Gene's adorable comics celebrate fur-parenthood and the extreme love you experience when you look into your dog’s eyes. If you are never alone when you go to the bathroom, are forced to share your food, and find your life ruled by a sassy fur ball, Living With Mochi is the perfect book for you. When architect-turned-cartoonist Gemma Gené first met her pet pug, Mochi, she felt as if time stopped. This dramatic moment and her adoring relationship with the rambunctious pug led her to begin chronicling her adventures with Mochi in a series of incredibly cute webcomics that have gained a social media following of half a million loyal readers. The comics chronicle Mochi’s life from puppyhood to adulthood, featuring Mochi's unrequited dog friendships, his jealousy of his two dog-brothers, and his love of food. Readers and dog parents will love this humorous tale of a sincerely loyal friendship between one grumpy pug and his adoring owner.
Download or read book Pug Hill written by Alison Pace and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2006-05-02 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For Holly Golightly, there was always Tiffany’s. For me, there’s always Pug Hill. For as long as I’ve lived in New York, whenever I’ve just wanted to think, or relax, or be happy, or even sad, my destination of choice has been, without fail, Pug Hill. For Hope McNeill, pugs are love, unconditional friendship, happiness, and freedom—all qualities currently in short supply in her own life. She’s also short on time and apartment space, and for those reasons she doesn’t have a pug of her own. But she does have Pug Hill in Central Park, where pugs (and their owners) from all over New York City convene. She also has a serious crush on one of her co-workers at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, a flailing relationship with her squash-playing, cold-weather-loving boyfriend, and an unspeakable fear of public speaking. When Hope’s father calls with a daunting assignment--to make a speech at her parent’s fortieth wedding anniversary party--Hope is completely taken off guard. As a last resort, she signs up for a public speaking class, but can't help wondering, will it be enough? Some fears are so big that even all the pugs in the world might not be enough...
Book Synopsis The Everything Pug Book by : Kim Campbell Thornton
Download or read book The Everything Pug Book written by Kim Campbell Thornton and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2005-05-01 with total page 467 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pugs have a very long and rich history, but their most enduring legacy has always been their cheerful temperament and social personality. It's no wonder the Pug is still one of the most popular breeds today. With The Everything Pug Book you'll learn all there is to know about your best friend! From adoption methods and training techniques, to specific tips on diet, exercise, and basic care, you can anticipate your Pug's every need and be prepared for any situation. The Everything Pug Book covers: Common diseases and health issues Proper grooming and handling Effective methods for disciplining your dog How to encourage socialization Caring for older Pugs Whether you've owned a Pug for years, or you're considering adopting one, The Everything Pug Book is the authoritative text for keeping your dog healthy and happy for years to come.
Download or read book Mean Streets written by Andrew J. Diamond and published by Univ of California Press. This book was released on 2009-06-10 with total page 416 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This title focuses on 20th-century Chicago from the era of the race riot to cast a new light on Chicago's youth gangs and to place youths at the centre of the 20th-century American experience.
Download or read book Harper's Young People written by and published by . This book was released on 1891 with total page 886 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Hazel's Little Bud written by Zach Cooley and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-06-16 with total page 301 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Born with cerebral palsy, Zach Cooley tells the story of his life with bits of historical information on the town of Austinville, Virginia intermingled throughout his work, which was also home to Hazel Stoots, his great-great aunt who served as the family matriarch despite having no children of her own, thanks to her undying sense of family. Hazel was also well-known as a worker for the local recreation center for more than 25 years, making her a popular citizen of the community. Later, to Zach, she was the center of his world. Her passing nearly led him down a destructive path. It would be years before he would find his purpose in life through a young woman named Emily, who would become the love of his life. In HAZEL'S LITTLE BUD, an autobiographical account with historical flavor, discover his story, which pays tribute to these two women and the community, which holds a history he is driven to protect.
Download or read book Pupcakes written by Annie England Noblin and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2017-10-10 with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you love dogs, if you love Christmas, you will love this book about an aging pug named Teddy Roosevelt, and his very human 'family.' All she wants is a settled-down life. What she gets is a dog—and a whole new normal . . . There he stood in the doorway: overweight, depressed and nearly homeless—a pug named Teddy Roosevelt. Teddy was Brydie Benson’s latest problem, arriving on top of her messy divorce and sudden move. Brydie needed a place to start over, so this rent-free home seemed a great idea. She just never counted on Teddy, or his owner, the Germantown Retirement Village’s toughest customer, Pauline Neumann. And because rent-free doesn’t mean bills-free, Brydie gets a night-shift job at a big-box grocery. Whoever guessed there were so many people who wanted baked goods after midnight? Then, she gets an idea—why not combine her baking skills with her new-found dog knowledge? And so her store Pupcakes is born. Along with a new start comes a possible new love, in the form of Nathan Reid, a local doctor with a sassy Irish Wolfhound named Sasha. And as fall turns to winter, and then to Christmas, Brydie begins to realize that life is a little bit like learning a new recipe for puff pastry—it takes a few tries to get it just right!
