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Download or read book Time Whiled written by Guy J Jackson and published by Chipmunkapublishing ltd. This book was released on 2011-06-01 with total page 143 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DescriptionTime Whiled is the scathingly funny story of Lark McDougall, an impoverished, obsessive-compulsive ne'er-do-well struggling with a crumbling psyche and soulless jobs while he scrapes together money to go home to his ailing father. With dazzling, fractured prose, author Guy J. Jackson has created a charming anti-hero worthy of the Holden Caulfield pantheon, and a literary novel both brutal in its comedy and life-affirming in its humanity. About the AuthorGuy J. Jackson was born in California and grew up in Alaska. Eleven of his plays were produced in Chicago and two of his plays, Hello & Goodbye Hansel & Gretel and Rumpelstiltskin Revisited, have seen publication. Guy writes and performs short stories and has released several spoken word CDs. Recently Guy has taken to filmmaking and one of his short movies, My Surprise Cousin Catherine, was at the South by Southwest Film Festival. Time Whiled is his first novel. He currently lives in London
Book Synopsis Jariah and the Big Green Booger by : Kenneth James Crist
Download or read book Jariah and the Big Green Booger written by Kenneth James Crist and published by eBook Partnership. This book was released on 2020-02-07 with total page 22 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jariah and the Big Green Booger, book one of the Rhymey Old Man Series, a children's collection, tells the story of a boy who meets a talking booger from another planet named Fred. Written by Kenneth James Crist and illustrated by Jefferson Dylan Iwanski, this wildly creative duo gifts us a tale from the place where heart meets nose. The two creators share a remarkable chemistry, flinging at us their hilarious matchup of verse and imagery certain to stick in the reader's memory for years to come.
Book Synopsis In Rod We Trust, Too by : Tom Sawyer
Download or read book In Rod We Trust, Too written by Tom Sawyer and published by Black Bed Sheet Books. This book was released on 2022-07-15 with total page 251 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. This is a dimension of imagination. In the case of these stories, it is THE 2nd TIME where author Tom Sawyer’s imagination takes flight in an explosive follow-up to IN ROD WE TRUST, a collection of stories uniquely inspired by Rod Serling's THE TWILIGHT ZONE television series. Mr. Sawyer, as a celebrated Michigan horror and science fiction fiction author over many years past, presents to you further thrilling tales that will not only entertain, enchant, and leave you mesmerized, but guaranteed to completely pull you in and freak you out....which is exactly what fervent fans of Serling's The Twilight Zone fully expect!
Book Synopsis The Obnoxious Jerks by : Stephen Manes
Download or read book The Obnoxious Jerks written by Stephen Manes and published by Starfire. This book was released on 1990 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: High school sophomore Frank Wess relates his experiences as a member of the Obnoxious Jerks, an elite body dedicated to exposing both official and unofficial stupidity.
Book Synopsis Arestana: The Key Quest by : Shawn P. B. Robinson
Download or read book Arestana: The Key Quest written by Shawn P. B. Robinson and published by BrainSwell Publishing. This book was released on 2018-04-02 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Embark on a side-splitting quest with Liam, the unintentional adventurer trapped in a wacky world he never knew existed! Battling odds that defy logic and armed with absurd humor that knows no bounds, Liam’s mission to find his way back home takes an unexpected twist, forcing him to confront a dragon! Join Liam in a riotous escapade filled with slapstick humor, ridiculous challenges, and unexpected allies. Will his wit and goofball antics be enough to conquer the dragon and secure his ticket home? Or is he destined for a lifetime of hilariously bizarre misadventures in this off-kilter world? Get ready for a middle-grade comedy that will have you chuckling on the edge of your seat in a world where the only thing more unpredictable than the challenges Liam faces is the laughter that awaits you on every page! “…the funniest fantasy world I have ever read.” Nathaniel, Goodreads reviewer. “Amazing epic children's adventure with the feel of C. S. Lewis and J. R. R. Tolkien!” R. E., Goodreads reviewer. “This is an awesome series that is perfect for all ages. I cannot get enough of this…” Patricia, Amazon reviewer. “It’s seldom that I find a book that can make me laugh, but this one had me laughing out loud many times throughout.” Scott, Amazon reviewer. “This reminds me of the Naked Gun movies with Leslie Nielsen, except our hero is the only normal person; the rest of the world is somewhat odd.” Tom, Goodreads reviewer. “My sons and I love this book!” JMR, Goodreads reviewer. “I know I'm kind of biased here, but I love this book!!!” the author’s own personal biased review.
Download or read book Fury written by Robert Tanenbaum and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2006-07 with total page 609 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ask librarian for help in locating.
Download or read book Rhapsody written by Hal Duncan and published by Lethe Press. This book was released on 2014 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Acclaimed author and critic Hal Duncan turns his analytic eye towards the development and current state of speculative fiction in American and English writing in the pages of Rhapsody. Duncan's trademark wry humor and suffer-no-fools approach to critiquing the genre will make this book more than a resource for students of the field--anyone who enjoys reading tales of the fantastical and strange can find Duncan's insight worthwhile to read again and again.
Download or read book Paperboy written by Stan Crader and published by Wheatmark, Inc.. This book was released on 2010 with total page 303 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Paperboy tells the story as only an afternoon paperboy in rural America in the sixties can. Thousands of readers identified with the unique characters of Colby while reading The Bridge. They grew to love Tommy and the band of boys, were entertained by their childish pranks, and touched by their generosity. In Paperboy, change is coming to Colby. The shoe factory has sold and a hat factory is taking its place. A factory manager has been named and he's definitely not from Colby. There's an influx of interesting newcomers. The high school principal is also new to Colby. He must deal with teenage pregnancy, the snooping high school office secretary, and the Colby Curls rumor mill. He, too, has a mysterious past and uses it to his advantage. The pregnant teen and her auto-mechanic single mother aren't Colby natives either. Rumors about both abound. The mother has a past which touches the present, and eventually involves the entire town. Tommy and Booger, while delivering the Colby Telegraph, discover that Colby's patriarch, Mr. Koch, has a heroic but classified history. While raking leaves for Mrs. Whitener, they learn the origin of her accent and how she got to Colby. It's not what most people think. Jupiter Storm, the town's primary purveyor of gossip, whose opinion always exceeds his knowledge, is perpetually annoying. But Tommy and Booger learn that Jupiter is a decorated World War II veteran. And when a threatening stranger appears on the scene, the entire town learns of Jupiter's unique but redeeming skill. How will Colby be different, and how will it be the same? About the Author Stan and his wife Debbie live in Southern Missouri where they raised three boys and a golden retriever. www.stancrader.com
Download or read book Dog, Inc. written by John Woestendiek and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2010-12-30 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What Stiff did for the dead and Fast Food Nation did for the burger, Dog, Inc. does for the stranger-than-fiction world of commercial dog cloning. It all began with a pit bull named Booger. Former Miss Wyoming Bernann McKinney was so distraught over the death of her dog, whom she regarded as her guardian and savior, that she paid $50,000 to RNL Bio for the chance to bring her beloved companion back to life. The result were five new Boogers-the first successful commercial cloning of a canine- delivered in 2008, along with a slew of compelling questions about the boundaries of science, commerce, and ethics. Blending shocking investigative reporting with colorful anecdotes, Pulitzer Prize-winning John Woestendiek takes readers behind the scenes of this emerging industry. But Dog, Inc. isn't just a book about pets. Nor is it just a book about science. Rather it's a fascinating look at how our emotional needs are bending the reaches of science and technology, as well as a study of this uncharted territory. With our pet obsession climbing to new heights and our scientific abilities even more so, this combination raises a serious concern: Are we crossing the boundary of controlling science in the name of science, in the name of love, in the name of merchandising-or a blend of all three?
Book Synopsis Project (un)popular by : Kristen Tracy
Download or read book Project (un)popular written by Kristen Tracy and published by Delacorte Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2016 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sixth-graders Perry and Venice, photographers for their middle-school yearbook, are frustrated to learn that only pictures of popular students are welcome, but when Venice gets involved with a boy Perry doesn't like, Perry puts their friendship at risk by siding with Anya, the editor-in-chief.
Book Synopsis Project (Un)Popular Book #1 by : Kristen Tracy
Download or read book Project (Un)Popular Book #1 written by Kristen Tracy and published by Yearling. This book was released on 2017-05-09 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect for summer reading is this first book in a fun new series about two middle school BFFs as they experience the highs and lows of friendship, boys, sixth grade politics, sister drama, and popularity. Middle school isn’t a popularity contest. It’s a war. Perry and her best friend, Venice, are excited to be yearbook photographers and tell the story of their school through their art. But that’s before they find out the truth: the spontaneous moments they’re supposed to capture are all faked. Yearbooks should include everybody—even the dorks. But Perry feels totally stuck. Until she starts taking flattering shots of popular people, none of her candids will ever be chosen. Fighting back isn’t going to win her any friends—she might even lose some. It's time to decide what’s more important: fitting in . . . or standing out.
Download or read book Sad Planets written by Dominic Pettman and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2024-03-28 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Everything is sad,” wrote the Ancient poets. But is this sadness merely a human experience, projected onto the world, or is there a gloom attributable to the world itself? Could the universe be forever weeping the “tears of things”? In this series of meditations, Dominic Pettman and Eugene Thacker explore some of the key “negative affects” – both eternal and emergent – associated with climate change, environmental destruction, and cosmic solitude. In so doing they unearth something so obvious that it has gone largely unnoticed: the question of how we should feel about climate change. Between the information gathered by planetary sensors and the simple act of breathing the air, new unsettling moods are produced for which we currently lack an adequate language. Should we feel grief over the loss of our planet? Or is the strange feeling of witnessing mass extinction an indicator that the planet was never “ours” to begin with? Sad Planets explores this relationship between our all-too-human melancholia and a more impersonal sorrow, nestled in the heart of the cosmic elements. Spanning a wide range of topics – from the history of cosmology to the “existential threat” of climate change – this book is a reckoning with the limits of human existence and comprehension. As Pettman and Thacker observe, never before have we known so much about the planet and the cosmos, and yet never before have we felt so estranged from that same planet, to say nothing of the stars beyond.
Book Synopsis Captain Underpants and the Big, Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy, Part 2: The Revenge of the Ridiculous Robo-Boogers: Color Edition (Captain Underpants #7) by : Dav Pilkey
Download or read book Captain Underpants and the Big, Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy, Part 2: The Revenge of the Ridiculous Robo-Boogers: Color Edition (Captain Underpants #7) written by Dav Pilkey and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2020-07-07 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bionic boogers return in the seventh book in this #1 New York Times bestselling series by Dav Pilkey, the author and illustrator of Dog Man! George and Harold thought they were beyond boogers. Their new pet, Sulu the Bionic Hamster, had defeated the Bionic Booger Boy, and through the wonders of science, Melvin Sneedly had been brought back to normal (well, almost normal). It looked like their last adventure was actually going to have a happy ending... except for one thing (well, three things) -- the Ridiculous Robo-Boogers. Now George, Harold, and their buddies are on the run -- with the Robo-Boogers in hot, gooey pursuit! Will the boys get away from these gross globs, or will Sulu have to save the day again?
Download or read book THE CHAMPION written by Scott Sigler and published by Empty Set Entertainment. This book was released on 2014-09-30 with total page 488 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Galactic Football League (GFL) Series: Book I: THE ROOKIE Book II: THE STARTER Book III: THE ALL-PRO Book IV: THE MVP Book V: THE CHAMPION GFL Novellas: THE REPORTER THE DETECTIVE TITLE FIGHT THE RIDER (Spring 2015) THE GANGSTER (Spring 2015) THE CHAMPION - BOOK Five: After his most successful season yet on the field, Quentin sister - his only family - is lost in the Portath Cloud, an area considered to be the "Bermuda Triangle" of the galaxy. To save her, Quentin and his teammates must first escape team owner Gredok the Splithead, and acquire a ship capable of surviving the unknown dangers that await. Quentin's leadership and intelligence are put to the test as Becca, the Tweedy Brothers, Denver and more risk their lives to save his sister. Set against the backdrop of a professional American football franchise seven centuries in the future, the Galactic Football League puts huge humans on the field with five alien races to create a game that is faster, stronger and deadlier than anything we know today. Quarterback Quentin Barnes has grown from a racist, small-town standout into a proven leader, a uniter of peoples, and the Galaxy's most-famous athlete. Willing to do anything for his team, his Ionath Krakens have bound together through shared sacrifice, tragedy, devastating losses and thrilling victories. The GFL series combines science fiction, crime and blistering sports action to create a non-stop, pulse-pounding adventure that you can't put down until the last second ticks off the clock. Fans of the following authors are known to enjoy the Galactic Football League Science Fiction Space Opera Series: Mike Lupica Tim Green Buzz Bissinger Joe Haldeman Orson Scott Card David Webber Richard K Morgan George Lucas Robert A. Heinlein Daniel Arenson Nathan Lowell Scott Westerfeld Fans of the following books and series are known to enjoy the Galactic Football League Sci Fi Saga: Star Wars Guardians of the Galaxy Starship Troopers Altered Carbon Mech Warrior Jurassic Park Star Trek Hitchhikers Guide Aliens Friday Night Lights Any Given Sunday Draft Day Keywords related to the Galactic Football League Young Adult Science Fiction Series: Alien Contact, Supernatural, Humorous Science Fiction, Box Set, Bundle, Series, Omnibus, Epic, Saga, Monsters, Dinosaurs, Sports, Football, Mech, Robots, Battlebots, AI, Future, Futuristic, Space Travel, Krakens, Xenomorph, Galaxy, Galaxies, Star, Stars
Book Synopsis Across The Sea of Stars by : Joel Ferguson
Download or read book Across The Sea of Stars written by Joel Ferguson and published by Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-10-04 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Far out across the sea of stars is an inverted universe where space is white and the stars are black. This universe is beyond an anomaly known as the Great Rift, which separates our universe from an infinity of abstract galaxies, planetary systems, and beings totally alien to anything known or imagined on our side of the universe. In this inverted universe is a hideous organism known as Yethla. It is confined to its own universe by the Great Rift until, one day, it finds a way to break through the barrier and enter our side of the universe. This is the story about the NSA2275 mining ship and its crew who leave the Jupiter Perimeter Space Dock in the year 2402 on an exploratory mission to locate a rare mineral in a far distant galaxy. What they find on a desolate planet has been buried for over a million years and will change their lives forever and open their eyes to what is far beyond the sea of stars.
Book Synopsis Galactic Football League Bundle by : Scott Sigler
Download or read book Galactic Football League Bundle written by Scott Sigler and published by Empty Set Entertainment. This book was released on with total page 2194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bundle containing: The Rookie The Starter The All-Pro The MVP The Champion
Book Synopsis Getting Green Done by : Auden Schendler
Download or read book Getting Green Done written by Auden Schendler and published by ReadHowYouWant.com. This book was released on 2009 with total page 358 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this witty and contrarian book, Schendler, a sustainable business foot-soldier with 15 year's worth of experience, gives a peek under the hood of the green movement. He illuminates the path toward sustainability.
