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Author : Guy Campbell
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780681191730
Total Pages : 340 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (917 download)
Download or read book Over 1500 Fantastic Jokes written by Guy Campbell and published by . This book was released on 2003-12 with total page 340 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Mahesh Sharma
Publisher : Mahesh Dutt Sharma
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 51 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book FUNNY JOKES written by Mahesh Sharma and published by Mahesh Dutt Sharma. This book was released on 2015-05-10 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laughter is as essential for us as breathing is. The life becomes a big boredom without humour. Whatever be the merits of today’s busy and hectic life, it certainly has taken away laughter from our lives. Mental breakdowns we see around are proofs of it. This ‘Jokes E-book’ of ours is an effort to dissolve your tensions in a solution of smiles, chuckles and laughter. We earnestly believe that our collections of hilarious jokes will displace your worries and gloom with lots of Ha-Ha’s.
Author : Pearce W. Hammond
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781494958770
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (587 download)
Download or read book Funnybone 2 written by Pearce W. Hammond and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2014-03-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you want to laugh a lot, this book is for you. Funnybone 2 contains a hilarious collection of wild and witty jokes and quotes about old age; hilarious examples of senior moments; funny jokes about age and aging, and much, much, more to keep you laughing and young at heart. All you have to do is sit back, relax, go through the pages in this book and laugh a lot. Here are a few examples: A wife turned to her husband and said, "You don't look anything like the long haired, skinny kid I married 25 years ago. I need a DNA sample to make sure it's still you." What is the best birth control method for really old seniors? Answer: Nudity When you purchase anything online, make sure to check out the seller carefully. I purchased a penis enlarger online for $50 and I received a magnifying glass with instructions that read, "Do Not Use in Sunlight." A couple were watching TV. Her husband had the remote and kept switching back and forth between a fishing channel and a porn channel. His wife became more and more annoyed and finally said, "For God's sake, just leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish!" About the Author - Pearce W. Hammond is an accomplished writer and writes books that make people laugh. He was born and raised in Savannah, Georgia and is the nephew of famed Savannah-born songwriter Johnny Mercer who wrote over 1500 songs and was nominated for an Academy Award for "Best Song" 19 times, more than any other composer. Mr. Mercer won four Academy Awards for "Best Song" for "Moon River", "Days of Wine and Roses", "In the Cool, Cool, Cool of the Evening", and "On the Atchison, Topeka and Santa Fe". Mr. Hammond now resides in Okatie, South Carolina on the banks of the Chechessee River. When not writing books, he is a self-taught artist who uses his special talents to create primitive paintings which are so reflective of scenes from the Gullah Culture in the low country of South Carolina in peaceful times gone by. "Now that I've been around for more than seven decades and have a cow valve implanted in my heart, I decided it was time for me to write another funny book before the cows come home to keep people laughing and young at heart. I hope this book tickles your funnybone and makes you laugh a lot because laughter is needed in this crazy world we live in today."
Author : Scott McNeely
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1452113157
Total Pages : 348 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (521 download)
Download or read book Ultimate Book of Jokes written by Scott McNeely and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2012-01-13 with total page 348 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether you re making a toast at a wedding, trying to break the ice at a party, or just want to make your boss giggle, the Ultimate Book of Jokes is the first and last resource you'll ever need. From road-crossing chickens and classic knock knock jokes to the naughty, nice, and totally soused, no subject goes unmocked in this collection of over 1,500 jokes, packaged in a deluxe embossed board cover with 2-color line art throughout. Scott McNeeley, author of Ultimate Book of Card Games, mined decades worth of jokes to find chuckle-inducing punch lines for joke lovers of all stripes from yo mamma aficionados to naughty limerick connoisseurs.
Author : Whee Winn
Publisher : Zonderkidz
ISBN 13 : 0310754763
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (17 download)
Download or read book The Super, Epic, Mega Joke Book for Kids written by Whee Winn and published by Zonderkidz. This book was released on 2016-06-07 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Super, Epic, Mega Joke Book for Kids is the perfect collection of kid-friendly jokes that will keep you and your friends and family laughing out loud! Introducing a collection of jokes that’s hilarious, clean, and kid-friendly and includes everything from knock-knock jokes, to Q&A jokes, tongue twisters, and a whole lot more. The Super, Epic, Mega Joke Book for Kids is certain to have every kid you know laughing out loud, snorting riotously, and generally gasping for air. The Super, Epic, Mega Joke Book for Kids: Family-friendly jokes Wide variety of joke styles Fun illustrations add to the fun Good for readers of all ages includes bonus Q&A jokes and riddles
Author : Sushma Tirunagari
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (22 download)
Download or read book 1000+ Funny Jokes Collection written by Sushma Tirunagari and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-10 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 1000+ Funny Jokes Collection that'll make you laugh
Author : Dad Says Jokes
Publisher : Cassell
ISBN 13 : 9781788401029
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (1 download)
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Dad Says Jokes and published by Cassell. This book was released on 2019-05-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of the very best jokes from the hilarious Instagram account @dadsaysjokes - so bad they're good. From the most-followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @dadsaysjokes, comes a collection of hilariously cheesy jokes that will leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. This is the perfect gift for dads who want to expand their repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns. Here are a couple of tasters: Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose. Q: Are you today's date? A: Cuz you're 10/10.
Author : Nicholas Mag
Publisher : Nicholas Mag
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 784 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book Correct Affirmations (1500 +) to Be Peaceful and Relieve Stress, Anxiety and Depression written by Nicholas Mag and published by Nicholas Mag. This book was released on with total page 784 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Miracle! In this book Nicholas presents you a practical, unique, subliminal, very simple, detailed method of how to Be Peaceful and Relieve Stress, Anxiety and Depression. You will feel the effects immediately and the results will appear very quickly! So it was in my case. You will not achieve fulfillment and happiness until YOU become the architect of your own reality. Imagine that with a few moments each day, you could begin the powerful transformation toward complete control of your own life and well being through this unique, subliminal method combined with positive affirmations. The order of words is extremely important for every book written by Nicholas. These are arranged to be traversed in a certain way so as to eliminate certain blockages in the human being, blockages that are bringing disease or failure on various plans. You don't need a big chunk of your time or expensive programs. Everything is extremely simple! Health, money, prosperity, abundance, safety, stability, sociability, charisma, sexual vitality, erotic attraction, will, optimism, perseverance, self-confidence, tenacity, courage, love, loving relationships, self-control, self-esteem, enthusiasm , refinement, intuition, detachment, intelligence, mental calm, power of concentration, exceptional memory, aspiration, transcendence, wisdom, compassion. You have the ability to unlock your full inner-potential and achieve your ultimate goals. This is the age-old secret of the financial elite, world class scholars, and Olympic champions. For example, when you watch the Olympics, you'll find one consistency in all of the champions. Each one closes their eyes for a moment and clearly affirms & visualizes themselves completing the event flawlessly just before starting. Then they win gold medals and become champions. That's merely one example of how the real power of mind can elevate you above any of life's challenges. By reading this book, you will feel totally that life deserves to be lived and enjoyed every moment and that everything that you propose for yourself becomes easy for you to fulfill. Nicholas will guide you to touch your longed-for dream and will make you see life from a new perspective, full of freshness and success. This book helps you step by step, in a natural way, in just 3 minutes a day, to change your misguided way of thinking and to Be Peaceful and Relieve Stress, Anxiety and Depression. (NOTE: For good, Nicholas keep the price of the book as lower as he can, even if is a hard work behind this project. A significant portion of the earnings from the sale of the book are used for these purposes: for charity, volunteer projects, nature restoration, and other inspired ideas to do good where it is needed. If you can not afford to buy the book please contact Nicholas and he will give you a free copy.) You, also have a bonus in the pages of the book that makes you live your success by doing a seemingly trivial thing. You will feel the difference. Yes. The Miracle is possible! Get Your Copy Now!
Author : Subhash Kumar Choudhary
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781541318953
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (189 download)
Download or read book 1001 Funny Jokes written by Subhash Kumar Choudhary and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-12-27 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book contains over nine hundred plus numbers of jokes which make you laugh at every moment. When you feel sad you can feel joy and happy by reading my jokes. Jokes make a person happy and tension free and laughing. By laughing a person keep yourself healthy because laughing is a very good exercise.
Author : Geddes & Grosset, Limited
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781842056752
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (567 download)
Download or read book Simply Dreadful Jokes written by Geddes & Grosset, Limited and published by . This book was released on 2018-05 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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Publisher : Turtleback Books
ISBN 13 : 9781417772407
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (724 download)
Download or read book Jokelopedia written by and published by Turtleback Books. This book was released on 2006-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For use in schools and libraries only. An all-encompassing, gut-busting collection of more than 1,500 family-friendly jokes includes old classics, newfangled variations, and every shade of joke, pun, and riddle, organized by subject for easy reference.
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Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (139 download)
Download or read book The Old Ones are the Best written by and published by . This book was released on 2017 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This superb collection of 500 of the best jokes, one-liners, and puns is filled with nothing but classic rib-ticklers and great gags, all of which have stood the test of time. There are puns, jokes, top tens, and all kinds of jokes on all sorts of subjects."--ONIX annotation.
Author : Judy Brown
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780740726866
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (268 download)
Download or read book The Funny Pages written by Judy Brown and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2002 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The search for the perfect funny tidbit on virtually any topic can start and finish by letting your fingers do the walking through a copy of The Funny Pages. This fresh 304-page collection assembles quips from the country's top comedians of the last three decades. Cataloged and alphabetized by subject, it puts the well-timed joke or zinger just a flip of a page away.o George Carlin on the Death Penalty: "You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans."o Jay Leno on Politics: "The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver."o Rita Rudner on Shopping: "Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly, and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"o Denis Leary on Geography: "I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed-off people can live in one place and get it over with."When it comes to identifying good jokes and funny observations, few are more qualified than author Judy Brown. There's plenty to laugh at and reflect on in The Funny Pages. Whether you're a speechwriter, student, businessperson, or someone who just appreciates great humor, you're sure to find what you're looking for in this humor-reference book and joke collection rolled into one.
Author : Ilana Weitzman
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781552639399
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (393 download)
Download or read book Jokelopedia written by Ilana Weitzman and published by . This book was released on 2007-06 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids and jokes, jokes and kids -- it's a natural marriage. Now comes the mother of all joke books. Doctor jokes and elephant jokes, banana jokes, and lightbulb jokes -- they're all here, over 1,500 of them, in a gut-busting collection of more jokes than any kid could tell in a lifetime.
Author : Del Aubin
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781495410024
Total Pages : 234 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (1 download)
Download or read book Five Hundred of the Funniest Jokes I Have Ever Heard Or Read written by Del Aubin and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-05-12 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I have always enjoyed a good joke. Over a period of many years, I have been accumulating my favorites in a sort of informal way. I finally decided to compile a list of what I consider the best jokes in the collection. The result of this is what you now hold in your hand: “The five hundred funniest jokes I have ever heard or read.” There are jokes of all kinds herein. I have included one-liners, quips, top-tens, detailed humorous stories, ethnic jokes and of course jokes covering marriage and the battle of the sexes. Being an avid golfer, I have included a section devoted to golf as well. Each chapter begins with an illustration depicting one of the jokes in that chapter. It is my sincere hope that contents of this book will bring you as much laughter and enjoyment as they have brought me in compiling them.
Author : Whee Whin
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780310632290
Total Pages : 317 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (322 download)
Download or read book The Super, Epic, Mega Joke Book for Kids written by Whee Whin and published by . This book was released on 2018 with total page 317 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The super, epic, mega joke book for kids is just the thing for comedians and joke-lovers, young and old! Kid-friendly and fun, this collection of over 1,500 jokes will keep everyone giggling for hours. --
Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
ISBN 13 : 0736948503
Total Pages : 113 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (369 download)
Download or read book The World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2013-03-01 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen. Don’t you do anything quickly?” “Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.” “How come?” “I only sleep at night!”
