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Author : Live Forever Live Forever Printing
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781724789846
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (898 download)
Download or read book Oh Shit I'm 50 written by Live Forever Live Forever Printing and published by . This book was released on 2018-08-08 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Blank Lined Notebook. 120 White Pages. Funny 50th Birthday Gift.
Author : Birthday Notebook Quotes Notebook
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781661941420
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (414 download)
Download or read book Oh Shit. I'm 50 written by Birthday Notebook Quotes Notebook and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-17 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This 60th Birthday Gift / Journal / Diary / Notebook makes an awesome unique birthday card / greeting card idea as a present! This journal is 6 x 9 inches in size with 100 blank lined pages with a wood background theme for writing down thoughts, notes, ideas, or even sketching.
Author : Journals For Everyone
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781086101676
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (16 download)
Download or read book Oh Shit. I'm 50 written by Journals For Everyone and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-29 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This notebook/journal would make a great and original gag gift for someone's special birthday. Surprise them with this 100 pages blank lined notebook for them to fill with their thoughts or aspirations. Stand out by gifting something different and unique, it'd make a great addition to other gift. A perfect and original alternative to a card that would be probably thrown out the following day. This notebook/journal will make a funny and original gift but also very useful. This is great as a journal or notebook perfect for you to write your own thoughts, get a little creative with poetry or just writing down lists or ideas. It is a 100 pages blank ruled journal ready for you to fill with your own writing and get a little creative every now and then. 100 pages of high quality paper (50 sheets) It can be used as a journal, notebook or just a composition book 6" x 9" Paperback notebook, soft matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, high school, college... It will make a great gift for any special occasion: Christmas, Secret Santa, Birthday...
Author : Jo Blackwell
Publisher : Jo Blackwell Studio
ISBN 13 : 9780993034398
Total Pages : 220 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (343 download)
Download or read book Oh Crap - I'm 50! written by Jo Blackwell and published by Jo Blackwell Studio. This book was released on 2018-07-04 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How do you feel about growing older? We all know it's better than the alternative, but still, most of us tend to pause around the time of our 50th birthday and reflect. Where have I been? Where am I now? Where am I going? Am I happy? If not, what am I going to do about it? At 49 the author was feeling old, unfit, overweight and irrelevant. Throw in hormonal upheavals, multiple bereavements and a rapidly emptying nest and you have a recipe for personal disaster. Figuring there must be others "out there" who felt confused and fearful about getting older, she started to pour out her heart in a blog that she called project50. What happened next changed her life. A mixture of articles, musings and personal letters, this is a compilation of the best posts. "In the end I've come to the simple conclusion that life is simple. It's about family, friends and community. It's about being useful. It's about having an open heart as well as an open mind. And I've realised that I'm ok, just as I am. Which is really quite important." This is a book to inspire women and to reassure everyone who loves them! Jo Blackwell is a Portrait Photographer and Writer and is the Founder of The Midlife Movement, which exists to help women create their best life in their midlife.
Author : P. A. Brook
Publisher : Rated P Press
ISBN 13 : 9780998430416
Total Pages : 264 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (34 download)
Download or read book Oh Shit! I'm Over 50 and Single written by P. A. Brook and published by Rated P Press. This book was released on 2017-11-17 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You might think I am a psychiatrist, or perhaps a guy Dear Abby, to write a book about what it's like to be single in your 50s. Nope. I was just single in my 50s. And I needed help. Over time and trial and error of many approaches to dating (and lots of therapy), I began to figure things out. Single-dom in middle-age should not be a death sentence to your sex life or happiness. Think Steve Carell's character from Crazy, Stupid Love--when most men find themselves bald, significantly uncool, and suddenly dumped, they don't have a Ryan Gosling to usher them through this next phase in life. That's where I come in. Oh Shit! I'm Over 50 and Single is any man's--and woman's--answer to that first morning of waking up alone. It gets better. Only slightly, but it does. From chapters like "To V Or Not to V" to "Sprechen Sie Deutsch?" this guide touches on everything from the little blue pill to dating foreign women to sex toys to menopause with a robust selection of personal stories. "I enjoyed your very authentic honesty and your sense of humor. Having been married three times myself (the third being a keeper), I can empathize with the large group of people you're writing for, both men and women. You're a good storyteller and you offer fair and hard-won advice." -- George "Brook's tongue in cheek guide to after-50 dating packs a wallop of handy tips for the dating weary and dating wary!" -- Kathryn ..".very entertaining. It is information, funny, realistic, and well written. The book is delightful and the endless examples drive home your point time after time." -- Rich
Author : Amy Biancolli
Publisher : Behler Publications, LLC
ISBN 13 : 1933016469
Total Pages : 210 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (33 download)
Download or read book Figuring Shit Out written by Amy Biancolli and published by Behler Publications, LLC. This book was released on 2014-09-29 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Your life isn't over." My dad says this. "I mean, YOUR life isn't over. Beyond the kids. You'll go on living, doing things. This isn't it." I know, I assure him. I have the kids. They need me. They're my life now. "OK," he replies, then grunts—more of a brief hum. He only hums when he thinks I'm full of shit. Shockingly single. Amy Biancolli's life went off script more dramatically than most after her husband of twenty years jumped off the roof of a parking garage. Left with three children, a three-story house, and a pile of knotty psychological complications, Amy realizes the flooding dishwasher, dead car battery, rapidly growing lawn, basement sump pump, and broken doorknob aren't going to fix themselves. She also realizes that "figuring shit out" means accepting the horrors that came her way, rolling with them, slogging through them, helping others through theirs, and working her way through life with love and laughter. Amy Biancolli is an author and journalist whose column appears in the Albany Times Union. Before that, Amy served as film critic for the Houston Chronicle where her reviews, published around the country, won her the 2007 Comment and Criticism Award from the Texas Associated Press Managing Editors Association. Biancolli is the author of House of Holy Fools: A Family Portrait in Six Cracked Parts, which earned her Albany Author of the Year. Amy lives in Albany, New York, with her three children.
Author : Ellie Bobson
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1664119442
Total Pages : 227 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (641 download)
Download or read book Just Me, Ellie written by Ellie Bobson and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2020-08-06 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just Me, Ellie is an autobiography of Ellie Bobson a small town innocent who experienced life to the fullest but also to the most extreme. She is a person who has carried these events with her every day and had to write about it to heal. Walk with her as her life unfolds from finding true love to losing it all as she explores the seedy drug culture of the 1970’s.
Author : Em Woods
Publisher : Totally Entwined Group (USA+CAD)
ISBN 13 : 1781848343
Total Pages : 313 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (818 download)
Download or read book 50s Mixed Tape written by Em Woods and published by Totally Entwined Group (USA+CAD). This book was released on 2013-11-29 with total page 313 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: &‘Chantilly Lace' by Em Woods When appearances aren't everything... Shea Laporte is a twenty-four-year-old professional twink. He gets his way with a bat of his eyelashes and a swish of his hips. Coffee bars, nightclubs and late, lazy mornings in bed are routine for him. He's never regretted being who he is—after all, his lovers know what they're signing up for—but he's keeping a secret. One he's more than happy to keep to himself until he meets Murdock &‘Murk' Rouse, the new tenant in his apartment building. Murk has been watching Shea flounce in and out of their shared complex for months. At first glance, he thought Shea was nothing better than the whores down on Eight Mile, but after one brief run-in with the spunky blond, he knows all Shea needs is a firm hand and a man who sees him for everything he is—smart, kinky and sexy as hell. &‘Rush Around the Clock' by Silvia Violet Finn McMurphy convinces himself his spoiled dogs are all the company he needs. Then he meets Crawford, his sexy new neighbour, and everything changes. Patient soul Finn McMurphy teaches music and drama to middle schoolers. By the time he's finished with after-school rehearsals and the private lessons he teaches to make ends meet, he's too exhausted to think about dating or even hanging out with friends. He's resigned to life with his music, his students and his ludicrously spoiled Yorkies. Then he meets Crawford Bixby. Crawford may be the most perfect man Finn has ever met—kind, good with kids, gorgeous and completely unconcerned with Finn's lack of ability to be coherent around him. Finn falls hard for him, but he's terrified of what he feels. Will he be able to step out of the controlled world he's created for himself and take a chance on love, or will he keep making excuses—rehearsals, papers to grade, dogs to walk—and push Crawford away? &‘It's Only Make Believe' by Havan Fellows Dyer's whole life is nothing but a game of play pretend. When he attempts to drag Derrick into his make-believe world, it tips on its axis. Suddenly Dyer doesn't want to play anymore. Dyer Cambell could escape all his troubles with a starring role in a new gay dramedy. At least he thinks so. Unfortunately, the producers want to cast true to script actors. Simple enough, Dyer will make them believe he's gay. Problem solved. Enter his best friend's brother. Derrick Verns had no intention of being Dyer's personal show and tell prop. But there is something about Dyer that is oddly compelling. Derrick wants to find out who the real Dyer is—the one that doesn't play make believe all the time. &‘Walkin' After Midnight' by Hank Edwards Floyd has trouble staying interested in men, but meeting Gavin changes everything. Until Floyd learns his boss is dating Gavin. Now Floyd wants him even more. Floyd Burland tends bar at Dudebaker's, one of the city's hottest nightspots. He's something of a serial dater, but nowhere near as bad as his boss, club owner Shawn Frost. Floyd is trying to figure a way out of an entanglement with Trevor, a Dudebaker's bus boy, when Gavin Hunt steps into his life. Handsome, outgoing, and just Floyd's type, Gavin is there to talk with Shawn about a singing gig. On a moonlit night, Floyd discovers Gavin in the club's parking lot with a car that won't start. He walks Gavin home and during their conversation, Floyd realises he could very easily fall in love with the man. Later, however, Shawn begins to brag that he and Gavin are dating, and Floyd, in a rash moment of jealousy, kisses Trevor the bus boy right in
Author : Will Castro
Publisher : Mango Media Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1633538907
Total Pages : 145 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (335 download)
Download or read book Unique Hustle written by Will Castro and published by Mango Media Inc.. This book was released on 2019-06-18 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “This book is a must-read for anybody interested in bangin’ custom cars, Hip Hop culture, and sports lifestyle.” —LeBron James Will Castro, star of Velocity Channel’s Unique Rides and one of the most popular car customizers in the country, has achieved the American Dream, finding great success doing something he loves. He has worked with many marquee names, and Unique Hustle is packed with anecdotes of some of the biggest names in sports, music, film and television; including P. Diddy, LeBron James, Nicki Minaj, Carmelo Anthony, Jason Derulo, Ice-T, and DJ Khaled, just to name a few. Discover Will’s inspiring journey to success from growing up poor in the housing projects of New York’s Lower East Side to customizing the rides of the rich and famous. Unique Hustle tells his personal stories of trial and triumph. With only a high school education, audacity, and passion, he ground out a place for himself in the world and hustled his way to the top. Alongside Will’s story, Unique Hustle also provides a “how to” from a professional to readers who love to learn about cars and customization techniques. Readers will learn: Which cars are best suited for specific customizations The dos and don’ts of car exteriors including paint jobs, rims, and wraps The dos and don’ts of car interiors How to add “unique” flair with stereo and video systems, cigar boxes, and more
Author : Janis L Dunbar
Publisher : Page Publishing Inc
ISBN 13 : 1662437854
Total Pages : 286 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (624 download)
Download or read book I Want Your Voice Box Bitch written by Janis L Dunbar and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2021-08-05 with total page 286 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is about a prophecy given to me about three people, one famous who walked their life for me. I battled the devil himself in this book with the help of a practicing witch. I am Holy Ghost–filled, fire-baptized, and speak the heavenly language. I am prepared for this walk during my years. This is a true story. Nothing is fictional. In this book, I’m being stalked by a famous rapper’s baby mother and his girlfriend, together with friends, because of who I am. They are also thieves online and use stars for credit card info money pages. Their mistake is coming directly for me as him. All names were changed until they came off the Internet for me and real life began for them. The moral of this story is, the devil is real, and so is Jehovah God.
Author : Supana Onikage
Publisher : J-Novel Club
ISBN 13 : 1718324243
Total Pages : 236 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (183 download)
Download or read book Lazy Dungeon Master: Volume 13 written by Supana Onikage and published by J-Novel Club. This book was released on 2020-12-08 with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I'm Keima Masuda, a Dungeon Master aiming for a life without work. Haku told me about there being a Hell Tournament in the Demon Realm with the reward being the Divine Pajamas, and she even sent me over as an imperial official. She's being so generous I can't help but feel like something's off... And of course, the winner of this year's Hell Tournament suddenly forces me into a fight. "Now then, in accordance to the law, you are now mine." What?! If you lose a duel in the Demon Realm you're the winner's slave? No way! Thus begins my live as a slave. And he's forcing me to train in combat?! This is Volume 13 of my own kind of dungeon story! The demonic hands of forced labor are grabbing for me!
Author : Sali A. Tagliamonte
Publisher : Cambridge University Press
ISBN 13 : 131653118X
Total Pages : 313 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (165 download)
Download or read book Teen Talk written by Sali A. Tagliamonte and published by Cambridge University Press. This book was released on 2016-06-06 with total page 313 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How do today's teenagers talk? What are the distinguishing features of their style of language, and what do they tell us about the English language more generally? Drawing on a huge corpus of examples collected over a fifteen-year period, Sali A. Tagliamonte undertakes a detailed study of adolescents' language and argues that it acts as a 'bellwether' for the future of the English language. Teenagers are often accused of 'lowering the standards' of the English language by the way they talk and text. From spoken words - 'like', 'so', 'just', and 'stuff' - to abbreviated expressions used online, this fascinating book puts young people's language under the microscope, examining and demystifying the origins of new words, and tracking how they vary according to gender, geographical location, and social circumstances. Highly topical and full of new insights, the book is essential reading for anyone interested in how teenagers talk.
Author : Robert Kirkman
Publisher : Image Comics
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 ( download)
Download or read book The Walking Dead #50 written by Robert Kirkman and published by Image Comics. This book was released on 2008-07-02 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All alone now. For this landmark 50th issue we present a special stand-alone tale that will both warm your heart and chill you to the bone.
Author : Zoe Dawson
Publisher : Zoe Dawson
ISBN 13 : 0988418827
Total Pages : 248 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (884 download)
Download or read book Hounded written by Zoe Dawson and published by Zoe Dawson. This book was released on 2013-06-17 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I’ll get you and your little dogs, too! Veterinarian Poe Madigan enters The Fur Ball with her Jack Russell terriers (aka The Terrible Two) to compete for a substantial cash prize that will keep her mother from losing her home. But when her fabulous partner sprains his ankle, Poe must trade him and his talented Bichon for a sexy, muscle-bound hunk who can't dance and his basset hound, Lazy Daisy. If that's not enough to make her despair, it seems The Terrible Two have angered someone and they're receiving death threats! Security specialist Jared Taylor promises one of Poe's friends that he will go undercover as her dog dancing partner to protect her from danger. He didn't expect to have his staid, traditional life turned all topsy-turvy and he would find a soft spot for a neglected hound and fall for a Goth princess. But when he reveals who he really is and why he is in Poe’s life will it destroy the foundation of trust they’ve built? Could he lose the real prize - Poe?
Author : Masaya Yamaguchi
Publisher : Masaya Music
ISBN 13 : 0999878425
Total Pages : 663 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (998 download)
Download or read book Miles Davis: New Research on Miles Davis & His Circle written by Masaya Yamaguchi and published by Masaya Music. This book was released on 2019-06-06 with total page 663 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Masaya Yamaguchi is Japanese-born musician and educator, who lives in the US. This book grew out of research Yamaguchi did on Miles' autobiography, which was written by Quincy Troupe from hours of transcribed interviews with Miles. Yamaguchi obtained 1200 pages of the transcripts and has meticulously and painstakingly researched and checked the contents. He finds various errors and anomalies, and corrects the information with strong evidence. The book is full of images of transcript pages (which include content not seen in the autobiography), letters and memos. There's plenty of stuff about Miles'1980s music, especially on the guitarists Miles used during this era (thelastmiles.com/library_milesdavis_4/).
Author : Ellyn Bache
Publisher : Harlequin
ISBN 13 : 1460311450
Total Pages : 249 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (63 download)
Download or read book Over 50's Singles Night written by Ellyn Bache and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2012-12-17 with total page 249 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Living with her newly widowed sister was driving BJ Franklin insane. She had to find Iris a husband…fast! So she starts the Over 50's Singles Night. But when only a few elderly ladies and a gay man attend the first meeting, she decides to fix her sister up with their neighbor Harvey. Except…Harvey has decided BJ is more his taste. Could BJ really start dating again? And is she ready to start a relationship with the man next door? Hey, borrowing a cup of sugar is one thing, but a husband's another!
Author : Jamie Glowacki
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1501122991
Total Pages : 186 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (11 download)
Download or read book Oh Crap! Potty Training written by Jamie Glowacki and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-06-16 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.
