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Book Synopsis Oh Fuck, You're 39. Time to Get Shit Faced! by : Electric Cheese Birthday Guest Books
Download or read book Oh Fuck, You're 39. Time to Get Shit Faced! written by Electric Cheese Birthday Guest Books and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-06 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Oh Fuck, You're 39. Time To Get Shit Faced! Also available for both men and women in ages from 18 to 110, just click our Author name "Electric Cheese Birthday Guest Books" to see more. Our birthday card message book also makes a great party guest book and is a much better keepsake gift than a throw away flimsy card. With 100 individual message pages, it's almost like 100 birthday cards in one. Great for birthday parties for friends, family and co-workers. More about this book: 100 individual message pages ready to be written on. Space for the recipient's name on the first page. Quality matte soft cover. More ages for men and women by clicking on our author name below the title.
Book Synopsis Oh Fuck, You're 39. Time to Get Shit Faced! by : Electric Cheese Birthday Guest Books
Download or read book Oh Fuck, You're 39. Time to Get Shit Faced! written by Electric Cheese Birthday Guest Books and published by . This book was released on 2018-07 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Oh Fuck, You're 39. Time To Get Shit Faced! Also available for both men and women in ages from 18 to 110, just click our Author name "Electric Cheese Birthday Guest Books" to see more. Our birthday card message book also makes a great party guest book and is a much better keepsake gift than a throw away flimsy card. With 100 individual message pages, it's almost like 100 birthday cards in one. Great for birthday parties for friends, family and co-workers. More about this book: 100 individual message pages ready to be written on. Space for the recipient's name on the first page. Quality matte soft cover. More ages for men and women by clicking on our author name below the title.
Download or read book Alternative Energy written by Marc Bauer and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2012 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Brandon Baker, a young high school graduate, is thrust into a world of dead-end jobs. Drinking life away with his friends, he awaits his shot at the only life to live in the eyes of an Albertan- oil and gas. Destiny wakes him from his seemingly eternal hangover, whisking him away from comfort to the unfamiliar streets of the big city and his shot at the big show, the oil rigs. Newfound love and experimentation challenge his inbred small town morals. Brandon finds life in the fast lane to be truly blinding. Work consumes him, love turns to lost, and greed leads to death. Stripped of himself, Brandon finds truth on the winds of a foreign land, where he questions what should have been and searches for his true path.
Download or read book My New Roots written by Sarah Britton and published by Clarkson Potter. This book was released on 2015-03-31 with total page 585 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At long last, Sarah Britton, called the “queen bee of the health blogs” by Bon Appétit, reveals 100 gorgeous, all-new plant-based recipes in her debut cookbook, inspired by her wildly popular blog. Every month, half a million readers—vegetarians, vegans, paleo followers, and gluten-free gourmets alike—flock to Sarah’s adaptable and accessible recipes that make powerfully healthy ingredients simply irresistible. My New Roots is the ultimate guide to revitalizing one’s health and palate, one delicious recipe at a time: no fad diets or gimmicks here. Whether readers are newcomers to natural foods or are already devotees, they will discover how easy it is to eat healthfully and happily when whole foods and plants are at the center of every plate.
Book Synopsis In Her Bathrobe She Blogged by : Robin Amber Kilgore
Download or read book In Her Bathrobe She Blogged written by Robin Amber Kilgore and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008-02 with total page 237 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "There is so much going on in this book. One minute I'm laughing; the next minute I'm crying and then I'm steaming mad at some fucktard I don't even know. When's the follow-up coming out?!" - T. Caraway, Age 22, Chicago, IL @ "Kilgore really makes me want to think twice about quitting my job at the record store and heading to LA like I have always dreamed, yet she makes it seem like so much fun! And I can't date her cuz she'll write about all the stupid things I do." - J. Garner, Age 25, Tokepa, KS @ "Just tell me now, is there anything in your book that would make me have to apologize to anyone or pick and move in the middle of the night?" - P. Buenger, Pasadena, Texas (Robin's Mother) @ "You used cuss words in your book?! Well, that's not very cultured...There went your shot on Oprah!" - M. Nowak, Pasadena, TX (Robin's Grandmother) @ Emotional. Raw. Thought provoking. Buy this book and put it by the toilet or in your overnight bag. It's a guilty pleasure.
Download or read book It's Mawdsley written by David Baker and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2007-12 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 19-year-old thug, Craig Mawdsley, has robbed your home, smashed up your car and mugged your grandmother. Now he attempts his greatest ever assault on the general public - by writing a book. Craig hates everyone so much that even his dislike of writing cannot stop his desire to offend all those that have labelled him a chav, weasel, scumbag - and, yes, c*nt. You know his type, you see him everyday, and you try to avoid him at all costs. But you can't anymore, because within these demented pages, Craig tells how he has inexplicably risen through the social ranks to a place where he can terrorise mankind with unlimited prejudice - before the true purpose of his unusual literary project is shockingly revealed.
Book Synopsis It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers by : Colin Nissan
Download or read book It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers written by Colin Nissan and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2021-09-28 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A passionate and profane love letter to fall, the best fucking season of the year. Do you get excited at the first brisk breeze of the year? Are you overcome with delight when you see piles of red leaves? Do you lose your fucking mind at a pumpkin patch? At last, the epically funny internet sensation It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers is now a visual tour-de-force, teeming with a cornucopia of perfectly paired photos and seasonal enchantments to make it really fucking sing. Whiffy candles, wicker baskets, motherfucking gourd after gourd, and people going insane they love fall so much? Check! Also included: the equally lifechanging meditation It's Rotting Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers, because all good things must end. Give it to everyone you love, or put it on your fucking coffee table next to a pile of shellacked vegetables to really tie the room together. Perfect for: For anyone who fucking loves fall, and fans of McSweeney's, Go the Fuck to Sleep, Deep Thoughts, the Onion, and the New Yorker.
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Book Synopsis The Walking Dead #39 by : Robert Kirkman
Download or read book The Walking Dead #39 written by Robert Kirkman and published by Image Comics. This book was released on 2007-07-25 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lori finally gives birth!
Download or read book 3nw written by Bassel ''Boz'' Conn and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-05 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Balletwood written by Ian Wood and published by Ian Wood. This book was released on 2020-09-05 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When she's betrayed by a vengeful ex- during her audition, Ballet prodigy Jandra is seriously injured. Her life seems ruined, but a secretive woman offers to pay for her surgery if she'll give a year of her life to working for the agency. Before she knows it, Jandra is training as an anti-terrorism field officer for an organization that specializes in fitting the talent to the job. Soon, she's assigned to a teaching position at Crystal University as a dance instructor while secretly trying to infiltrate a suspected terrorist cell, with a charming British guy as tech support. She seems to be a natural at her new profession, but it's not long before she discovers that there's no terrorism here: not unless you count rape, which Jandra, who can't forget her sister's tragic history, definitely does. It's not long before she's off the case, but she stays on her toes, fighting a different kind of threat with an implacable commitment and a deadly work ethic. Tutu chez!
Book Synopsis This is Not the End by : Jesse Jordan
Download or read book This is Not the End written by Jesse Jordan and published by Medallion Media Group. This book was released on 2016-05-16 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: James Salley is turning sixteen, and it’s not going well. His family’s too busy to care, the local bully creates new tortures daily, someone appears to be following him, and he’s just learned that he’s the Antichrist. All James ever wanted out of life was for Dorian Delaney — the operatically trained and suicidal girl of his dreams — to fall as in love with him as he is with her. But once he’s told of his bloody destiny, he finds himself fighting between who he thought he was and who he’s supposed to be. With the school librarian pushing him to begin the Apocalypse, an irritable homunculus watching his back, and a murderous cabal of Catholics following him everywhere, James must discover how to navigate a world in which everything he’s ever believed is wrong — and if it’s possible to be the hero of a story when you’ve already been cast as the villain.
Download or read book The F-Word written by Jesse Sheidlower and published by Oxford University Press. This book was released on 2009-09-04 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We all know what frak, popularized by television's cult hit Battlestar Galactica, really means. But what about feck? Or ferkin? Or foul--as in FUBAR, or "Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition"? In a thoroughly updated edition of The F-Word, Jesse Sheidlower offers a rich, revealing look at the f-bomb and its illimitable uses. Since the fifteenth century, no other word has been adapted, interpreted, euphemized, censored, and shouted with as much ardor or force; imagine Dick Cheney telling Democratic Senator Patrick Leahy to "go damn himself" on the Senate floor--it doesn't have quite the same impact as what was really said. Sheidlower cites this and other notorious examples throughout history, from the satiric sixteenth-century poetry of James Cranstoun to the bawdy parodies of Lord Rochester in the seventeenth century, to more recent uses by Ernest Hemingway, Jack Kerouac, Ann Sexton, Norman Mailer, Liz Phair, Anthony Bourdain, Junot Diaz, Jenna Jameson, Amy Winehouse, Jon Stewart, and Bono (whose use of the word at the Grammys nearly got him fined by the FCC). Collectively, these references and the more than one hundred new entries they illustrate double the size of The F-Word since its previous edition. Thousands of added quotations come from newly available electronic databases and the resources of the OED, expanding the range of quotations to cover British, Canadian, Australian, New Zealand, Irish, and South African uses in addition to American ones. Thus we learn why a fugly must hone his or her sense of humor, why Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau muttered "fuddle duddle" in the Commons, and why Fanny Adams is so sweet. A fascinating introductory essay explores the word's history, reputation, and changing popularity over time. and a new Foreword by comedian, actor, and author Lewis Black offers readers a smart and entertaining take on the book and its subject matter. Oxford dictionaries have won renown for their expansive, historical approach to words and their etymologies. The F-Word offers all that and more in an entertaining and informative look at a word that, while now largely accepted as an integral part of the English language, still confounds, provokes, and scandalizes.
Author :Emily Ryan Publisher :Edit My F#ing Book: Writing, Editing, & Publishing Services ISBN 13 : Total Pages :61 pages Book Rating :4./5 ( download)
Book Synopsis Punk Rock & Mental Illness: A Love Story More Stable Than We Are by : Emily Ryan
Download or read book Punk Rock & Mental Illness: A Love Story More Stable Than We Are written by Emily Ryan and published by Edit My F#ing Book: Writing, Editing, & Publishing Services. This book was released on 2020-05-02 with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Punk Rock & Mental Illness: A Love Story More Stable Than We Are Writings, Poetry, Insanity, Photography, & Excerpts of A Monster or A Goddess, Not Sure Which One Though Written by: Emily Ryan Photography by: Emily Ryan Having a loud and noisy mind is the fire you need to write true honest and raw emotions into words that most can't even comprehend about themselves. Battling depression, insomnia, anxiety, and bipolar/borderline personality disorder while also trying to live your life is an everlasting struggle with oneself. After living an oversaturated life of self-destruction, partying, friends, legal troubles, going to see and playing in punk rock bands, sex, skateboarding, drugs, fast cars, more sex, violence, booze, more drugs, boyfriends, and traveling the country (plus more bullshit that you’ll just have to read to know), dealing with mental illness can become your super power if you know what to do with it, which you will see in the Emily’s ‘rough around the edge’ raw style of writing and expressing honest thoughts that most would never speak aloud or have the balls to admit. We all feel fucked up in the head sometimes, and it helps to read something you can relate to. This is Book #1 in the series, 'PUNK ROCK & MENTAL ILLNESS' and the second book will be out released later in 2020. This collection is compiled of Emily Ryan's unpublished works, such as: poetry, song lyrics, excerpts from personal and professional journals, short stories, late night thoughts, and hey, maybe a few mental breakdowns!All photography was also done by Emily and are just a few in a large professional collection of her travels across the USA. All photography in all the books in this new series will be done by the author as well. Emily Ryan is from Cleveland, Ohio and has been working as a writer/editor for over ten years. She now owns and operates her own writing, editing, and publishing company that helps new up and coming young writers. Along with being a talented musician and photographer, she is also a bit of a wild card, deep of a thinker, and has taken the beaten path many times, but it is what fuels her writing (and insanity)! She’s either a total fucking lunatic, or a genius! Most likely both, but you can decide that!
Book Synopsis White Girl Problems by : Babe Walker
Download or read book White Girl Problems written by Babe Walker and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2012-01-31 with total page 207 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Babe Walker, center of the universe, is a painstakingly manicured white girl with an expensive smoothie habit, a proclivity for Louboutins, a mysterious mother she's never met, and approximately 50 bajillion Twitter followers. But her "problems" have landed her in shopping rehab-that's what happens when you spend $246,893.50 in one afternoon at Barneys. Now she's decided to write her memoir, revealing the gut-wrenching hurdles she's had to overcome in order to be perfect in every way, every day. Hurdles such as: I hate my horse. Every job I've ever had is the worst job I've ever had. He's not a doctor, a lawyer, or a prince. I'll eat anything, as long as it's gluten-free, dairy-free, low-carb, low-fat, low-calorie, sugar-free, and organic. In an Adderall-induced flash of inspiration, Babe Walker has managed to create one of the most enjoyable, unforgettable memoirs in years.
Download or read book Savage Dragon #42 written by Erik Larsen and published by Image Comics. This book was released on 1997-09-30 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After establishing the basic organizational, administrative, and training aspects of S.O.S. over several months, the team is sent on their first mission - to investigate sections of American land that are being replaced by portions of "Darkworld," a war-ravaged planet ruled by the villainous Darklord.
