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Now I Can Say I'm An Author

Author : Josh Rolph
Publisher : Laugh Inside Lightly Publishing
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 357 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (857 download)

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Download or read book Now I Can Say I'm An Author written by Josh Rolph and published by Laugh Inside Lightly Publishing. This book was released on 2023-05-05 with total page 357 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An absurdist take on writing a book, first time author Josh Rolph lays out in humorous, self-deprecating form, a sit-down comedian's dream of writing so many words that he can declare to the world he is an author. The book is an exaggerated memoir and self-help parody on book writing. It exposes how his desperation to become an author far exceeds his desire to write a book, yet after an impossibly long stretch of time making and breaking all self-imposed rules, he manages to get the job done. The wannabe author does all he can to type words in order to produce a book so he can carry the "author" title for the rest of his life. "Just like becoming a mother," Rolph authoritatively declares, "once an author, always an author." He continues, "The author credential can only be taken away if it's proved that you plagiarized. And believe me, the only thing plagiarized in this book is chapters four through twenty-one." In a familiar, conversational style, the book showcases everything from the joys of writing a preface – at great length in the preface itself – to the travails of upping the word count. Woven throughout is a collection of “filler” material with essays ranging from yogurt to pants, adapted from his obscure blog and podcast. Two subsequent volumes will continue to follow the story of becoming an author of books (vol. 2) and a multi-volume series (vol. 3). Full of essays on meandering topics, "Now I Can Say I'm an Author" proves that literally anyone can write a book. Featuring essays on yogurt, pants, the death penalty, tattoos, the word "pizzazz," nakedness, and much, much, oh so much more.

So They Say You Should Write a Book

Author : Jevon Bolden
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781733873055
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (73 download)

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Download or read book So They Say You Should Write a Book written by Jevon Bolden and published by . This book was released on 2019-10 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: So They Say You Should Write a Book is a first-time author's guide to book writing in the competitive publishing industry. Casually written and easy-to-understand, it is jam-packed with necessary insight, tips, advice, how-tos, quick-reference guides, and checklists to help you write the book you are destined to write.

Now I Can Say I'm an Author

Author : Josh Rolph
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (857 download)

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Download or read book Now I Can Say I'm an Author written by Josh Rolph and published by . This book was released on 2023-03-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the most difficult things to do in this life is give birth. The second most difficult thing to do is to publish a book. The easiest way to do the most difficult thing is to get a C-section. The easiest way to do the second most difficult thing is to go through a publisher. The hardest way to do the second most difficult thing is to self-publish. So in order of rankings of the hardest things to do in life: 1) Most hardest is giving birth; 2) Other hardest: Giving birth by C-section; 3) Second most hardest: Self-publishing a book; and 4) Easiest-most-hardest: Publishing a book through a legit publisher. Speaking of giving birth, something only mothers can do, wannabe author Josh Rolph does all he can to type words in order to birth a book so he can carry the "author" title for the rest of his life. "Just like becoming a mother," Rolph authoritatively declares, "once an author, always an author." He continues, "The author credential can only be taken away if it's proved that you plagiarized. And believe me, the only thing plagiarized in this book is chapters four through twenty-one." This once-in-a-millennia book showcases everything from the joys of writing a preface - at great length in the preface itself - to the travails of upping the word count. Full of essays on meandering topics, "Now I Can Say I'm an Author" proves that literally anyone can write a book. Featuring essays on yogurt, pants, the death penalty, tattoos, the word "pizzazz," nakedness, and much, much, oh so much more.

Why I Write

Author : George Orwell
Publisher : Renard Press Ltd
ISBN 13 : 1913724263
Total Pages : 15 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (137 download)

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Download or read book Why I Write written by George Orwell and published by Renard Press Ltd. This book was released on 2021-01-01 with total page 15 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: George Orwell set out ‘to make political writing into an art’, and to a wide extent this aim shaped the future of English literature – his descriptions of authoritarian regimes helped to form a new vocabulary that is fundamental to understanding totalitarianism. While 1984 and Animal Farm are amongst the most popular classic novels in the English language, this new series of Orwell’s essays seeks to bring a wider selection of his writing on politics and literature to a new readership. In Why I Write, the first in the Orwell’s Essays series, Orwell describes his journey to becoming a writer, and his movement from writing poems to short stories to the essays, fiction and non-fiction we remember him for. He also discusses what he sees as the ‘four great motives for writing’ – ‘sheer egoism’, ‘aesthetic enthusiasm’, ‘historical impulse’ and ‘political purpose’ – and considers the importance of keeping these in balance. Why I Write is a unique opportunity to look into Orwell’s mind, and it grants the reader an entirely different vantage point from which to consider the rest of the great writer’s oeuvre. 'A writer who can – and must – be rediscovered with every age.' — Irish Times

Prince of Thorns

Author : Mark Lawrence
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101543299
Total Pages : 338 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (15 download)

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Download or read book Prince of Thorns written by Mark Lawrence and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-08-02 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BOOK ONE IN THE BROKEN EMPIRE TRILOGY “Prince of Thorns deserves attention as the work of an iconoclast who seems determined to turn that familiar thing, Medievalesque Fantasy Trilogy, entirely on its head.”—Locus When he was nine, he watched as his mother and brother were killed before him. By the time he was thirteen, he was the leader of a band of bloodthirsty thugs. By fifteen, he intends to be king... It’s time for Prince Honorous Jorg Ancrath to return to the castle he turned his back on, to take what’s rightfully his. Since the day he hung pinned on the thorns of a briar patch and watched Count Renar’s men slaughter his mother and young brother, Jorg has been driven to vent his rage. Life and death are no more than a game to him—and he has nothing left to lose. But treachery awaits him in his father’s castle. Treachery and dark magic. No matter how fierce his will, can one young man conquer enemies with power beyond his imagining?

How to Write a Novel

Author : Nathan Bransford
Publisher : Nathan Bransford
ISBN 13 : 173414940X
Total Pages : 183 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (341 download)

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Download or read book How to Write a Novel written by Nathan Bransford and published by Nathan Bransford. This book was released on 2019-10-15 with total page 183 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Author and former literary agent Nathan Bransford shares his secrets for creating killer plots, fleshing out your first ideas, crafting compelling characters, and staying sane in the process. Read the guide that New York Times bestselling author Ransom Riggs called "The best how-to-write-a-novel book I've read."

Germania

Author : Brendan McNally
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1416559221
Total Pages : 387 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (165 download)

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Download or read book Germania written by Brendan McNally and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-02-10 with total page 387 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In their youth, Manni and Franzi, together with their brothers, Ziggy and Sebastian, captured Germany's collective imagination as the Flying Magical Loerber Brothers -- one of the most popular vaudeville acts of the old Weimar days. The ensuing years have, however, found the Jewish brothers estranged and ensconced in various occupations as the war is drawing near its end and a German surrender is imminent. Manni is traveling through the Ruhr Valley with Albert Speer, who is intent on subverting Hitler's apocalyptic plan to destroy the German industrial heartland before the Allies arrive; Franzi has become inextricably attached to Heinrich Himmler's entourage as astrologer and masseur; and Ziggy and Sebastian have each been employed in pursuits that threaten to compromise irrevocably their own safety and ideologies. Now, with the Russian noose tightening around Berlin and the remnants of the Nazi government fleeing north to Flensburg, the Loerber brothers are unexpectedly reunited. As Himmler and Speer vie to become the next Führer, deluded into believing they can strike a bargain with Eisenhower and escape their criminal fates, the Loerbers must employ all their talents -- and whatever magic they possess -- to rescue themselves and one another. Deftly written and darkly funny, Germania is an astounding adventure tale -- with subplots involving a hidden cache of Nazi gold, Hitler's miracle U-boats, and Speer's secret plan to live out his days hunting walrus in Greenland -- and a remarkably imaginative novel from a gifted new writing talent.

The Scribe Method

Author : Tucker Max
Publisher : Lioncrest Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1544514050
Total Pages : 300 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (445 download)

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Download or read book The Scribe Method written by Tucker Max and published by Lioncrest Publishing. This book was released on 2021-04-15 with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ready to write your book? So why haven’t you done it yet? If you’re like most nonfiction authors, fears are holding you back. Sound familiar? Is my idea good enough? How do I structure a book? What exactly are the steps to write it? How do I stay motivated? What if I actually finish it, and it’s bad? Worst of all: what if I publish it, and no one cares? How do I know if I’m even doing the right things? The truth is, writing a book can be scary and overwhelming—but it doesn’t have to be. There’s a way to know you’re on the right path and taking the right steps. How? By using a method that’s been validated with thousands of other Authors just like you. In fact, it’s the same exact process used to produce dozens of big bestsellers–including David Goggins’s Can’t Hurt Me, Tiffany Haddish’s The Last Black Unicorn, and Joey Coleman’s Never Lose a Customer Again. The Scribe Method is the tested and proven process that will help you navigate the entire book-writing process from start to finish–the right way. Written by 4x New York Times Bestselling Author Tucker Max and publishing expert Zach Obront, you’ll learn the step-by-step method that has helped over 1,500 authors write and publish their books. Now a Wall Street Journal Bestseller itself, The Scribe Method is specifically designed for business leaders, personal development gurus, entrepreneurs, and any expert in their field who has accumulated years of hard-won knowledge and wants to put it out into the world. Forget the rest of the books written by pretenders. This is the ultimate resource for anyone who wants to professionally write a great nonfiction book.

Handbook of Research on Entrepreneurship and Creativity

Author : Rolf Sternberg
Publisher : Edward Elgar Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1781004439
Total Pages : 433 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (81 download)

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Download or read book Handbook of Research on Entrepreneurship and Creativity written by Rolf Sternberg and published by Edward Elgar Publishing. This book was released on 2014-05-30 with total page 433 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book will appeal to researchers and scholars interested in entrepreneurship and creativity issues, coming from a wide range of academic disciplines. These readers will find an up-to-date presentation of existing and new directions for research in

Robert Duncan

Author : Robert Duncan
Publisher : Univ of California Press
ISBN 13 : 0520956648
Total Pages : 927 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (29 download)

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Download or read book Robert Duncan written by Robert Duncan and published by Univ of California Press. This book was released on 2014-01-01 with total page 927 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Profoundly original yet insistent on the derivative quality of his work, transgressive yet affirmative of tradition, Robert Duncan (1919-1988) was a generative force among American poets, and his poetry and poetics establish him as a major figure in mid- and late- 20th-century American letters. This second volume of Robert Duncan’s collected poetry and plays presents authoritative annotated texts of both collected and uncollected work from his middle and late writing years (1958-1988), with commentaries on each of the five books from this period: The Opening of the Field, Roots and Branches, Bending the Bow, and the two volumes of Ground Work. The biographical and critical introduction discusses Duncan as a late Romantic and postmodern American writer; his formulation of a homosexual poetics; his development of the serial poem; the notation and centrality of sound as organizing principle; his relations with such fellow poets as Robin Blaser, Charles Olson, and Jack Spicer; his indebtedness to Alfred North Whitehead; and his collaborations with the painter Jess Collins, his lifelong partner. Texts include his anti-war poems of the 1960s and 70s, his homages to Dante and other canonical poets, and his translations from the French of Gérard de Nerval, as well as the complete Structure of Rime and Passages series.

Vanity Fair

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 898 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (318 download)

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Download or read book Vanity Fair written by and published by . This book was released on 1927 with total page 898 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Saturday Review of Politics, Literature, Science and Art

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Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 592 pages
Book Rating : 4.A/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Saturday Review of Politics, Literature, Science and Art written by and published by . This book was released on 1917 with total page 592 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Samuel Butler Author of Erewhon,(1835-1902)

Author : Henry Festing Jones
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 580 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (38 download)

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Download or read book Samuel Butler Author of Erewhon,(1835-1902) written by Henry Festing Jones and published by . This book was released on 1920 with total page 580 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Get Your Book Published: Teach Yourself

Author : Katherine Lapworth
Publisher : Teach Yourself
ISBN 13 : 1444131621
Total Pages : 167 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (441 download)

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Download or read book Get Your Book Published: Teach Yourself written by Katherine Lapworth and published by Teach Yourself. This book was released on 2010-07-30 with total page 167 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This new book gives you everything you need to know to get into print. Whether you are seeking an agent or publisher, or have decided to self-publish, it gives you the background information, step-by-step guides and a unique selection of case studies from published authors and insider tips from industry experts. With an exhaustive list of useful addresses and websites, it is an essential manual for any aspiring author. Features contributions from key literary agencies (including Curtis Brown and Pollinger) and top publishing companies (including John Murray and Headline). NOT GOT MUCH TIME? One, five and ten-minute introductions to key principles to get you started. AUTHOR INSIGHTS Lots of instant help with common problems and quick tips for success, based on the author's many years of experience. TEST YOURSELF Tests in the book and online to keep track of your progress. EXTEND YOUR KNOWLEDGE Extra online articles at www.teachyourself.com to give you a richer understanding of getting your book published. FIVE THINGS TO REMEMBER Quick refreshers to help you remember the key facts. TRY THIS Innovative exercises illustrate what you've learnt and how to use it.

Proceedings of the Institution of Electrical Engineers

Author : Institution of Electrical Engineers
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 988 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book Proceedings of the Institution of Electrical Engineers written by Institution of Electrical Engineers and published by . This book was released on 1920 with total page 988 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Vols. for 1970-79 include an annual special issue called IEE reviews.

The British Classical Authors

Author : Ludwig Herrig
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 734 pages
Book Rating : 4.B/5 (1 download)

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Download or read book The British Classical Authors written by Ludwig Herrig and published by . This book was released on 1869 with total page 734 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Too Dumb to Fail

Author : Matt K. Lewis
Publisher : Hachette Books
ISBN 13 : 0316383910
Total Pages : 255 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (163 download)

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Download or read book Too Dumb to Fail written by Matt K. Lewis and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2016-01-26 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From a leading voice among young conservatives, an impassioned argument that to stay relevant the Republican Party must look beyond short-term electoral gains and re-commit to historic conservative values. In 1963 Richard Hofstadter published his landmark book Anti-Intellectualism in American Life. Today, Matt Lewis argues, America's inclination toward simplicity and stupidity is stronger than ever, and its greatest victim is the Republican Party. Lewis, a respected conservative columnist and frequent guest on MSNBC's Morning Joe, eviscerates the phenomenon of candidates with a "no experience required" mentality and tea party "patriots" who possess bluster but few core beliefs. Lewis traces the conservative movement's roots, from Edmund Burke to William F. Buckley, and from Goldwater's loss to Reagan's landslide victory. He highlights visionary thinkers who understood nuance and deep ideology and changed the course of the nation. As we approach the 2016 presidential election, Lewis has an urgent message for fellow conservatives: embrace wisdom, humility, qualifications, and inclusion -- or face extinction.