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Notes to the Asshole Boyfriend

Author : Alex O'Connell
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781533356413
Total Pages : 80 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (564 download)

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Book Synopsis Notes to the Asshole Boyfriend by : Alex O'Connell

Download or read book Notes to the Asshole Boyfriend written by Alex O'Connell and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-05-21 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Sweary, Coloring Book for Adults Featuring 30 Outrageous Phrases Insults and Curses This book is not only a perfect gift to your ex or asshole boyfriend, but also to your boss, friends, family, annoying guy on the street, crazy cat person, random strangers, co-workers, lazy employees and anyone who might cross your path. There's nothing that says Fuck you, Asshole! better than a well-illustrated and colored page from this book. Take a look why: Each Coloring Page is Printed on a Separate Sheet to Avoid Bleed Through Each Swear word and phrase look funny and cute, but then you can see the real anger behind them Coloring Pages in this book is Designed for Fun, Relaxation, and Anti-Stress Therapy Take a look and some irreverent phrases you will find within this book: Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you. Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me? It's not your size...it's your taste in music Sorry Dick, but I think I'm in love with your mom. My cat doesn't like you. I'm not lesbian, but after this relationship, I'm working on it. My car headlights are brighter than your future. Remember God loves you. But I don't. Whatever. You are about as useful as a vibrator with no batteries. Your village called, they're missing an idiot. Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma. Do me a favor. Drop dead. Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger. You're the dick you'll never have. Damn not you again... Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick. Maybe if you water it, it will grow! I just can't take the bad sex anymore And much more! This is an adult coloring book. We recommend you keep it away from children, no matter how much they want to pet the cute drawings on the cover. I think you already thought of some asshole who would enjoy this art of yours. Even if you just want to relax, swearing is one of the best ways, along with coloring, so go ahead, get one or two copies and calm yourself the fuck down. TAGS: adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, leafy animals coloring book, james alexander, alex o'connell"

Best Asshole Boyfriend Ever.

Author : Boyfriend Ever
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781099315541
Total Pages : 152 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (155 download)

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Book Synopsis Best Asshole Boyfriend Ever. by : Boyfriend Ever

Download or read book Best Asshole Boyfriend Ever. written by Boyfriend Ever and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-05-19 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Wonderful Best Asshole Boyfriend Ever Gift Under 10.00! Filled with 75+ double sided sheets (150+ writing pages!) of lined paper, for recording thoughts, gratitude, notes, ideas, prayers, or sketches. This motivational and inspirational notebook with a funny quote makes a memorable (and useful) gift! Imagine the look on their face when your Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Aunt or Uncle open the box and find their new favorite notebook! Fits perfectly in purse to use for thoughts, notes, plans, wedding ideas, to do lists, and to express your creative ideas! Perfect size to tuck into a purse, keep on a desk or as a cherished bedside companion, ready for journaling and doodling. If you need ideas for a birthday present, this is it! Under $10 dollars makes it a great bargain. Unique and original gift for your mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, brother, sister or friend! It's an awesome present for Father's Day, Mother's Day, Birthday, Thanksgiving, Xmas, Halloween or Christmas. Featuring an illustration! Give it without a reason, just to show someone you love them! - 5 x 8" inches Softcover Journal Book - 150 Inside Pages (75 Sheets) - Lined on Both Sides - Lined paper is acid-free; it's perfect for writing with a pen, pencil, or any writing utensil of your choice - An awesome present for Father's Day, Mother's Day, Birthdays, Thanksgiving, Christmas and any occasion. Write & Be Happy!

Us Veteran Best Asshole Boyfriend Ever Notebook

Author : Jerraud Banks
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 110 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (524 download)

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Book Synopsis Us Veteran Best Asshole Boyfriend Ever Notebook by : Jerraud Banks

Download or read book Us Veteran Best Asshole Boyfriend Ever Notebook written by Jerraud Banks and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-09 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Us Veteran Best Asshole Boyfriend Ever Notebook.There is ample room inside for writing notes and ideas. It can be used as a notebook, journal or composition book. This paperback notebook is 6" x 9" (letter size) and has 110 pages (55 sheets) that are wide rule.

How to Avoid Falling in Love with a Jerk

Author : John Van Epp
Publisher : McGraw Hill Professional
ISBN 13 : 9780071642491
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (424 download)

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Book Synopsis How to Avoid Falling in Love with a Jerk by : John Van Epp

Download or read book How to Avoid Falling in Love with a Jerk written by John Van Epp and published by McGraw Hill Professional. This book was released on 2008-03-19 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: AVOID THE JERKS AND FIND “THE ONE” WHO'S RIGHT FOR YOU "An insightful and creative contribution to managing the complexity of choosing a life partner. I heartily recommend it." --Harville Hendrix, Ph.D., author of Getting the Love You Want and Keeping the Love You Find "Don't be part of the 'where-was-this-book-when-I-needed-it?' crowd. It's not too late--read it now!" --Pat Love, Ed.D., author of The Truth About Love and Hot Monogamy Based on years of research on marital and premarital happiness, How to Avoid Falling in Love with a Jerk (previously published in hardcover as How to Avoid Marrying a Jerk) will help you break destructive dating patterns that have kept you from finding the love you deserve: Ask the right questions to inspire meaningful, revealing conversations with your partner Judge character based on compatibility, relationships skills, friends, and patterns from family and previous relationships Resolve your own emotional baggage so you're ready for a healthy relationship

Best Asshole Boyfriend Ever!

Author : Purple House Press
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781099633713
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (337 download)

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Download or read book Best Asshole Boyfriend Ever! written by Purple House Press and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-05-21 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This lined journal is perfect for your daily scribbles, deep thoughts, and notes to yourself! Features: 6x9 Lined Journal 120 Cream Pages Soft Matte Cover Makes a Perfect Gift For: Yourself Birthday Christmas Stocking Stuffer or Secret Santa Life's Milestone Events Gag Gift

Dear Asshole

Author : Jillian Madison
Publisher : Running Press Adult
ISBN 13 : 9780762442867
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (428 download)

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Book Synopsis Dear Asshole by : Jillian Madison

Download or read book Dear Asshole written by Jillian Madison and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2011-08-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. The world is full of assholes -- but now you can fight back! Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk meter maid who ticketed you, or the idiot who didn't clean up after his dog, or your asshole psychotic ex? Now you can! Whether it's the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the constantly cheery asshole, you should never leave home without this useful book ever again! Letters include: Dear Asshole Who Stole My Parking Space Dear Asshole Who Doesn't Know How to Use Self-Checkout Dear Contagious Asshole Dear Constantly Broke Asshole Dear Online Dating Asshole Who Lied About Their Looks Dear Asshole Boss Dear Fanatically Religious Asshole at My Door And more!

This Is How Your Marriage Ends

Author : Matthew Fray
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0063072270
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (63 download)

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Book Synopsis This Is How Your Marriage Ends by : Matthew Fray

Download or read book This Is How Your Marriage Ends written by Matthew Fray and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2022-03-22 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A thoughtful, down-to-earth, contemporary guide to help partners identify and address relationship-killing behavior patterns in their own lives. Good people can be bad at relationships. One night during his divorce, after one too many vodkas and a call with a phone-in-therapist who told him to “journal his feelings,” Matthew Fray started a blog. He needed to figure out how his ex-wife went from the eighteen-year-old college freshman who adored him to the angry woman who thought he was an asshole and left him. As he pieced together the story of his marriage and its end, Matthew began to realize a hard truth: even though he was a decent guy, he was a bad husband. As he shared raw, uncomfortable, and darkly humorous first-person stories about the lessons he’d learned from his failed marriage, a peculiar thing happened. Matthew started to gain a following. In January 2016 a post he wrote—“She Divorced Me Because I left the Dishes by the Sink”—went viral and was read over four million times. Filtered through the lens of his own surprising, life-changing experience and his years counseling couples, This Is How Your Marriage Ends exposes the root problem of so many relationships that go wrong. We simply haven’t been taught any of the necessary skills, Matthew explains. In fact, it is sometimes the assumption that we are acting on good intentions that causes us to alienate our partners and foment mistrust. With the humorous, entertaining, and counterintuitive approach of The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck, and the practical insights of The 5 Love Languages, This is How Your Marriage Ends helps readers identify relationship-killing behavior patterns in their own lives, and offers solutions to break free from the cycles of dysfunction and destruction. It is must-read for every partner no matter what stage–beginning, middle, or even end—of your relationship.

Notebook

Author : Donkey notebook
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (41 download)

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Book Synopsis Notebook by : Donkey notebook

Download or read book Notebook written by Donkey notebook and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-25 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 100 pages of lined paper made for writing to keep your notes organized. With custom sized pages (6 x 9) and soft cover this notebook is perfect for writing at school, keeping track of your daily routine or writing to-do lists. With it's artful cover page this journal will always brighten up your life and be an eye-catcher for everyone else. Journal Notebook Books are perfect for: Diaries Journal Notebook Books Birthday Planners Scrapbooks Christmas Wish Lists Coworker Gifts Creative Working Homework Have Fun & Stay Organized

You May Be an Asshole But You're My Kinda Asshole

Author : Dee Phillips
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781099891380
Total Pages : 116 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (913 download)

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Book Synopsis You May Be an Asshole But You're My Kinda Asshole by : Dee Phillips

Download or read book You May Be an Asshole But You're My Kinda Asshole written by Dee Phillips and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-23 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for the perfect gift for your boyfriend or husband for Father's Day, Birthday, Anniversary or Christmas? Want something truly original? A Journal for him with a hilarious saying is a fantastic little notebook that he is sure to appreciate. It's great for writing notes, thoughts, phone number or shopping lists, creating poems, keeping as a diary or planner, getting co-ordinated or a hundred other uses. It has a glossy cover and is just the right size (6" x 9") for throwing into a briefcase, bag or backpack to take with him anywhere. It has blank lined pages with a fun pen header on the top of each writing page. Any guy would love this funny little book!

Hey Asshole!

Author : Max Turner
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 110 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (382 download)

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Book Synopsis Hey Asshole! by : Max Turner

Download or read book Hey Asshole! written by Max Turner and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-15 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is there somebody you just don't care for in your life? Want to leave a nasty note or vent your feelings? This notebook is perfect to vent and destress. We also don't recommend cutting out the pages, they are perfect for ripping out on a fit of rage. Do you have issues with: A Boyfriend or Husband? Mechanic? Somebody that took up two parking spaces? Clerk? Loan Shark? Neighbor? Leave them a note with the perfect amount of frustration and let them know they are an ASSHOLE!!

Verity

Author : Colleen Hoover
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 153872474X
Total Pages : 295 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (387 download)

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Book Synopsis Verity by : Colleen Hoover

Download or read book Verity written by Colleen Hoover and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2021-10-05 with total page 295 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whose truth is the lie? Stay up all night reading the sensational psychological thriller that has readers obsessed, from the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Too Late and It Ends With Us. #1 New York Times Bestseller · USA Today Bestseller · Globe and Mail Bestseller · Publishers Weekly Bestseller Lowen Ashleigh is a struggling writer on the brink of financial ruin when she accepts the job offer of a lifetime. Jeremy Crawford, husband of bestselling author Verity Crawford, has hired Lowen to complete the remaining books in a successful series his injured wife is unable to finish. Lowen arrives at the Crawford home, ready to sort through years of Verity’s notes and outlines, hoping to find enough material to get her started. What Lowen doesn’t expect to uncover in the chaotic office is an unfinished autobiography Verity never intended for anyone to read. Page after page of bone-chilling admissions, including Verity's recollection of the night her family was forever altered. Lowen decides to keep the manuscript hidden from Jeremy, knowing its contents could devastate the already grieving father. But as Lowen’s feelings for Jeremy begin to intensify, she recognizes all the ways she could benefit if he were to read his wife’s words. After all, no matter how devoted Jeremy is to his injured wife, a truth this horrifying would make it impossible for him to continue loving her.

On a Bad Boy Note

Author : Ansh Seth
Publisher : Partridge Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1482849216
Total Pages : 461 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (828 download)

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Download or read book On a Bad Boy Note written by Ansh Seth and published by Partridge Publishing. This book was released on 2015-09-25 with total page 461 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Uday is a flamboyant, intriguing and adventurous IT professional in his 20's. Within the large world of IT, in which he had no interest, his life keeps flashing in front of him- the life that he had led, and the memories of his first love. In these rampant flashbacks, he narrates the story of his brash lifestyle and his uncanny desires, the women he fell in love with and how he broke their hearts. In his poetic anecdotes and karmic insights, he shares the learnt lessons from the Bad, BAD world. With his dashing good looks and acquired skills of seduction, Uday makes his way back to love , only to find himself face to face with his most dreaded fantasy. What follows, is a journey of the future, the past and the present, where the only constant factor that always burns, is him.

P.S. Longer Letter Later

Author : Paula Danziger
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1338349074
Total Pages : 244 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (383 download)

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Book Synopsis P.S. Longer Letter Later by : Paula Danziger

Download or read book P.S. Longer Letter Later written by Paula Danziger and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2018-09-25 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Twelve-year-old best friends Elizabeth and Tara*Starr continue their friendship through letter-writing after Tara*Starr's family moves to another state, in a complex and emotionally rich novel about two friends coping with overwhelming change.

How to Eat Ass Like a Champ - Simple Rules for Your Boyfriend, Partner Or Spouse - Gag Book Cover

Author : Rod Long
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781675556979
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (569 download)

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Book Synopsis How to Eat Ass Like a Champ - Simple Rules for Your Boyfriend, Partner Or Spouse - Gag Book Cover by : Rod Long

Download or read book How to Eat Ass Like a Champ - Simple Rules for Your Boyfriend, Partner Or Spouse - Gag Book Cover written by Rod Long and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-18 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WARNING: PLEASE NOTE THAT THERE ARE NO ACTUAL RUDE PICTURES IN THIS BOOK - THIS IS A PRANK GAG NOTEBOOK DISGUISED AS A PAPERBACK BOOK WITH ONLY LINED PAGES INSIDE FOR WRITING IN An inappropriateFun Gag Notebook sure to give a good laugh to you or yourwife, husband, partner, bestie, boyfriend, colleague, girlfriendor anyone else with a raunchy sense of humor on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Mothers, Fathers day or any other gift giving occasion. If giving to family, friends or colleagues this Notebook includes 120 wide ruled lined pages (60gsm) for using as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing or journaling or just to vent their frustrations. If giving to your partner it could also be used as a private notebook for writing love letters, romantic (or naughty) ideas, future plans, thoughts and comments to each other. Can also be given as a hilarious but appreciative gift to show how thankful you are to your friend, bestie, partner, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife or spouse. 6" x 9" size dimensions are a substantial size for writing and ideal for throwing in a handbag, backpack or desk drawer Makes an ideal and perfect present idea for any gift giving occasion such as, valentines day, christmas or a birthday. Also great as a stocking stuffer or a cheap but quality secret santa present for under 10 dollars. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary.

The Note

Author : Natalie Wrye
Publisher : Wrye Writing
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 291 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Note written by Natalie Wrye and published by Wrye Writing. This book was released on 2020-10-17 with total page 291 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NOAH Whoever said "Revenge is sweet" is a g*ddamned liar. There's nothing "sweet" about the vengeance I want against Sophia Somerset. Because when this quick-tongued waitress with more curves than the real estate market makes off with my most prized possession—and the only item saving my company from collapse, payback is the only goal I have planned…at first. My only saving grace? The note she left behind. And my proof. Problem is: I can’t stop thinking about the adorably haphazard thief. Taking my revenge against Sophia may not be sweet. But it sure is sexy. If only I can save my company—and my traitorous heart—before it’s too late… --- AUTHOR'S NOTE: *The Note is a full-length novel, the fifth interconnected story in the Manhattan Nights series. The series can be read in any order, but for the best reading experience, we highly recommend starting with Book One (The Vow). **This novel is complete as a standalone novel, but contains continuing side plot-lines that may not be resolved immediately.

A Letter from Sheri

Author : Cheryl Gyant
Publisher : Fulton Books, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 163985164X
Total Pages : 464 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (398 download)

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Download or read book A Letter from Sheri written by Cheryl Gyant and published by Fulton Books, Inc.. This book was released on 2022-05-25 with total page 464 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Letter from Sheri is a story inspired by the 1986 California serial killer murders executed by Charles Ng and Leonard Lake. I began writing a book in 2001 about how it felt to be adopted. As a child, I was led to believe that my biological mother was murdered by my biological father. When I was a teenager, I dove deep into a seemingly endless search that spanned a decade, searching for answers. As an adult, my biological Aunt found me and confirmed that my mother had been a victim of the Calaveras County, California Charles Ng and Leonard Lake serial killings, in 1985. After reaching out to the since retired detective on her case, he sent me an eleven-page letter written by my mom that had somehow been gleaned from a sea of evidence left at the crime scene. It answered almost every question that I had. After learning everything through her letter, my biological father, and my adoption files, I finally concluded that she never had a voice or a chance in life. My attempt to become her voice gave way to a passion to tell a whole new story. A story once about my search for answers as an adoptee, had been transformed to the harrowing story of a victim; "A Letter from Sheri". The details accounted in the letter, tell the story of a life of trauma that started at an early age, and culminates with Sheri's life in the hands of ruthless serial killers when she took her last breath.

The Sense of an Ending

Author : Julian Barnes
Publisher : Random House Canada
ISBN 13 : 0307360830
Total Pages : 162 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (73 download)

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Download or read book The Sense of an Ending written by Julian Barnes and published by Random House Canada. This book was released on 2011-08-02 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner of the 2011 Booker Prize and #1 international bestseller, The Sense of an Ending is a masterpiece. The story of a man coming to terms with the mutable past, Julian Barnes's award-winning novel is laced with his trademark precision, dexterity and insight. It is the work of one of the world's most distinguished writers. Tony Webster and his clique first met Adrian Finn at school. Sex-hungry and book-hungry, they navigated the girl drought of gawky adolescence together, trading in affectations, in-jokes, rumour and wit. Maybe Adrian was a little more serious than the others, certainly more intelligent, but they swore to stay friends forever. Until Adrian's life took a turn into tragedy, and all of them, especially Tony, moved on and did their best to forget. Now Tony is in middle age. He's had a career and a marriage, a calm divorce. He gets along nicely, he thinks, with his one child, a daughter, and even with his ex-wife. He's certainly never tried to hurt anybody. Memory, though, is imperfect. It can always throw up surprises, as a lawyer's letter is about to prove. The unexpected bequest conveyed by that letter leads Tony on a dogged search through a past suddenly turned murky. And how do you carry on, contentedly, when events conspire to upset all your vaunted truths?