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Book Synopsis Nobody Likes a Booger by : Angela Halgrimson
Download or read book Nobody Likes a Booger written by Angela Halgrimson and published by Beaver's Pond Press. This book was released on 2017-07-25 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This super silly book shows kids how to make a booger happy by putting it where it belongs: in a tissue! Fun prose and hilarious illustrations will crack up kids of all ages while teaching important manners. And readers will think twice about where they put their boogers.
Book Synopsis I'm a Booger... Treat Me with Respect! by : Julia Cook
Download or read book I'm a Booger... Treat Me with Respect! written by Julia Cook and published by . This book was released on 2007-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents an overview of what boogers are, the purpose they serve in the body, and how to dispose of them in a sanitary manner.
Download or read book The Booger Book written by J. B. O'Neil and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2012-03-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "That's right, we're talking boogers! And whether you like to Pick 'em.. Lick 'em ... Roll 'em ... or Flick 'em ... you (and your child) will be in booger heaven with this book! Follow the adventures of Milo Snot-Rocket to discover why."--Amazon.com
Download or read book Come the Swine written by Jim Feazell and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2011-04-06 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 1898-THE MEN of Heaven, Arkansas, committed a lunacy so evil. It opened a gate for a demon from hell. Th e demon established its Kingdom in the vast swamp bottom to the north of town and commanded the wild Swine to host the spirits of the dead. The evil that permeated the swamp touched the hearts of the townspeople like a contagious disease. For eighty-seven years the town grewand the wanton immorality, larcenous and covetousness grew with it. 1985-CHUCK ABBOTT, an aspiring young film actor, went to Heaven in search of his missing Grandfather and entered a world of immoral and licentious inhabitants, controlled unknowingly by an artisan of Satan!
Book Synopsis Sir Fartsalot Hunts the Booger by : Kevin Bolger
Download or read book Sir Fartsalot Hunts the Booger written by Kevin Bolger and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2009-11-25 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Things really stink in the Kingdom of Armpit. King Reginald the Not Very Realistic has had it up to here with his practical joker of a son Prince Harry. Even Sir Bedwetter can?t take the prince?s Royal Clowning Around! Enter Sir Fartsalot?the bravest, boldest, er, most potent knight in all the land! He?s on a quest to solve the riddle of the Foul West Wind?a ghastly odor that turns up whenever danger is lurking. Prince Harry decides to play the biggest, boogeriest prank of all time! He convinces Sir Fartsalot that The Booger, a frightful and repulsive villain, is on the prowl. But when a real Booger turns up, Harry, Sir Fartsalot and the knight?s old buddy Sir Knotaclew must set out on a hilarious quest to rid the world of the Snotty Scoundrel, once and for all!
Book Synopsis Lenny the Crow by : Angela Halgrimson
Download or read book Lenny the Crow written by Angela Halgrimson and published by Bookhouse Fulfillment. This book was released on 2013-10 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lenny's parents are proud of their smart and polite young crow, but it's not easy being so smart and polite all the time. When Lenny meets a very rude farmer in the cornfield, his manners are put to the test, and readers young and old will laugh at what happens next.
Book Synopsis Bernice Buttman, Model Citizen by : Niki Lenz
Download or read book Bernice Buttman, Model Citizen written by Niki Lenz and published by Yearling. This book was released on 2021-01-26 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bernice Buttman is tough, crass, and hilarious, and she just might teach you a thing or two about empathy in this novel for fans of The Great Gilly Hopkins. When you're a Buttman, the label "bully" comes with the territory, and Bernice lives up to her name. But life as a bully is lonely, and if there's one thing Bernice really wants (even more than becoming a Hollywood stuntwoman), it's a true friend. After her mom skedaddles and leaves her in a new town with her aunt (who is also a real live nun), Bernice decides to mend her ways and become a model citizen. If her plan works, she just might be able to get herself to Hollywood Hills Stunt Camp! But it's hard to be kind when no one shows you kindness, so a few cheesy pranks may still be up her sleeve. . . . Get ready to laugh out loud--and maybe even shed a tear--with this fantastic new middle-grade voice!
Download or read book Look Both Ways written by Jason Reynolds and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-10-27 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A collection of ten short stories that all take place in the same day about kids walking home from school"--
Book Synopsis The Booger That Escaped by : Moment Johnson
Download or read book The Booger That Escaped written by Moment Johnson and published by . This book was released on 2013-12 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Clara forgets to cover her nose and mouth, an ooey, gooey, boogey escapes during the blast. It runs throughout the entire house, avoiding capture and spreading germs. Clara must find the escaped booger before her whole family gets sick.
Book Synopsis The Little Booger Book by : Julie Janese
Download or read book The Little Booger Book written by Julie Janese and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2009-07 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you ever wonder about boogers? There are so many different kinds, and they are always around! Well take a trip over to Bo's Booger Shop, and meet the whole crew. You'll make some new friends, and catch up with those you've already met before! After reading this book, you definitely will never look at a booger the same way again!
Book Synopsis Yuck's Big Booger Challenge by : Matt and Dave
Download or read book Yuck's Big Booger Challenge written by Matt and Dave and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-06-04 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the first of two stories, Yuck makes a deal with his mother to stop picking his nose, making the whole family suspicious; and in the second, Yuck has a brilliant(ly disgusting) idea to make sure his mother never again nags him about wearing clean socks.
Download or read book Potty Humor written by Brian Boone and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-09-01 with total page 310 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready for the hundreds of gross-out groaners to be found on the pages of Potty Humor! From the folks who brought you Dad Jokes and Dad Jokes Too, here’s an entire book devoted to pee jokes, poop jokes, barf jokes, and more. This volume of icky humor will have your friends and family cringing and moaning all year long!
Download or read book Pie in the Sky written by Remy Lai and published by . This book was released on 2019-06 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: El Deafo meets Inside Out and Back Again in this funny, emotional illustrated middle-grade debut about immigrating to Australia, being upstaged by an annoying little brother, baking cakes and overcoming loss. When Jingwen moves to Australia, he feels like he's landed on Mars. Making friends is impossible, since he doesn't speak English, and he's stuck looking after his little brother Yanghao. But Jingwen knows how to make everything better. If he can just make all of the cakes on the menu of the bakery his father had planned to open-and complete the dream he didn't have time to finish-then everything will be okay. Sure, he'll have to break his mother's most important rule about not using the oven when she's at work, keep his little brother from spilling his secret, and brush up on his baking skills, but some things are worth the risk. In her debut novel, Remy Lai captures with humour and heart, what it means to want desperately to belong and just how powerful one wish can be.
Book Synopsis Captain Underpants and the Big, Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy, Part 1: The Night of the Nasty Nostril Nuggets: Color Edition (Captain Underpants #6) by : Dav Pilkey
Download or read book Captain Underpants and the Big, Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy, Part 1: The Night of the Nasty Nostril Nuggets: Color Edition (Captain Underpants #6) written by Dav Pilkey and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2020-07-07 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: George and Harold's nemesis Melvin Sneedly goes from snooty to snotty in the sixth book in this #1 New York Times bestselling series by Dav Pilkey, the author and illustrator of Dog Man! George and Harold are up to their old tricks again, and when their latest prank makes a direct hit on school brainiac Melvin, he decides to get even! But in the blink of an eye -- and the sneeze of a nose -- the Bionic Booger Boy is born! Can Captain Underpants clean up this catastrophe, or will the mucous monster make a mess of things?
Book Synopsis The Kid Who Ran for President by : Dan Gutman
Download or read book The Kid Who Ran for President written by Dan Gutman and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2012-06-01 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just in time for election season, Dan Gutman's hugely popular THE KID WHO RAN FOR PRESIDENT is back. Humor, adventure, and excitement will draw kids into the world of elections and politics."Hi! My name is Judson Moon. I'm 12 years old and I'm running for President of the YOU-nited States."So begins this fast-paced, funny, and surprising account of a boy's run for the Oval Office in the year 2000. Under the tutelage of Lane, his brainy friend and self-appointed campaign manager, the affable sixth-grader from Madison, Wisconsin, takes on the Democrats and Republicans as a Third Party candidate who can make waves. "Grown-ups have had the last one thousand years to mess up the world," Judd tells a reporter. "Now it's our turn."
Book Synopsis Revenge of the Nerd by : Curtis Armstrong
Download or read book Revenge of the Nerd written by Curtis Armstrong and published by Thomas Dunne Books. This book was released on 2017-07-11 with total page 351 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Risky Business. Revenge of the Nerds. Better Off Dead. Moonlighting. Supernatural. American Dad. New Girl. What do all of these movies and television shows have in common? Curtis Armstrong. A legendary comedic second banana to a litany of major stars, Curtis is forever cemented in the public imagination as Booger from Revenge of the Nerds. A classically trained actor, Curtis began his incredible 40-year career on stage but progressed rapidly to film and television. He was typecast early and it proved to be the best thing that could have happened. But there’s more to Curtis’ story than that. Born and bred a nerd, he spent his early years between Detroit, a city so nerdy that the word was coined there in 1951, and, improbably, Geneva, Switzerland. His adolescence and early adulthood was spent primarily between the covers of a book and indulging his nerdy obsessions. It was only when he found his true calling, as an actor and unintentional nerd icon, that he found true happiness. With whip-smart, self-effacing humor, Armstrong takes us on a most unlikely journey—one nerd’s hilarious, often touching rise to the middle. He started his life as an outcast and matured into...well, an older, slightly paunchier, hopefully wiser outcast. In Hollywood, as in life, that counts as winning the game.
Download or read book Bad Gateway written by Simon Hanselmann and published by Fantagraphics Books. This book was released on 2019-07-31 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Owl is gone, Werewolf Jones has moved in, and everything as Megg and Mogg know it begins to fall apart. Hanselmann’s comic premise of his previous graphic novels ― eternally stoned, slacker roommates ― stretches at the seams as his characters reflect the psychological toll that their years of unsustainable, determined insouciance and self-medication has inflicted.
