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Why Does He Do That?

Author : Lundy Bancroft
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 9780425191651
Total Pages : 436 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (916 download)

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Download or read book Why Does He Do That? written by Lundy Bancroft and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2003-09-02 with total page 436 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this groundbreaking bestseller, Lundy Bancroft—a counselor who specializes in working with abusive men—uses his knowledge about how abusers think to help women recognize when they are being controlled or devalued, and to find ways to get free of an abusive relationship. He says he loves you. So...why does he do that? You’ve asked yourself this question again and again. Now you have the chance to see inside the minds of angry and controlling men—and change your life. In Why Does He Do That? you will learn about: • The early warning signs of abuse • The nature of abusive thinking • Myths about abusers • Ten abusive personality types • The role of drugs and alcohol • What you can fix, and what you can’t • And how to get out of an abusive relationship safely “This is without a doubt the most informative and useful book yet written on the subject of abusive men. Women who are armed with the insights found in these pages will be on the road to recovering control of their lives.”—Jay G. Silverman, Ph.D., Director, Violence Prevention Programs, Harvard School of Public Health

Mom Life: a Snarky Adult Coloring Book

Author : Papeterie Bleu Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781533270771
Total Pages : 72 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (77 download)

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Download or read book Mom Life: a Snarky Adult Coloring Book written by Papeterie Bleu Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-05-15 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: REGULAR LIST PRICE $12.99 2016 GIFT IDEAS: ADULT COLORING BOOKS > HUMOROUS #Momlife is the best life! It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. Happy Coloring! Product Details: Premium matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring mediums High quality 60# paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" pages Pages Include the following: Congratulations on Your New Vajayjay Tub Poop Happens Threenager I Look So Peaceful when my Kids are Sleeping Potty Like a Rock Star I Breed Nonsleepers My Little Monsters No Talkie Before Coffee Toddlers are Aholes Toddzilla I Love you to the Moon and Back Mommy's Juicebox Terrible Twos Coffee versus Sleep This Kid Wine Rhymes with Friday Motherhood Winging It Blowout Little Dude Door Bell Broken Lil Miss In Dog Wine Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Serenity Now Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On Wild Child Don't You Dare Call Me Ma'am Laundry Keep Calm and Mommy On Normalize Breastfeeding Mama Hair Don't Care The Papeterie Bleu collection includes: Mom Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533270775 Nurse Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533081964 Teacher Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533134065 Dad Life: A Manly Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 153331568X Mindful Mandalas: A Mandala Coloring Book - ISBN 1530608759 Southern Sayings & Sass: A Chalkboard Coloring Book - ISBN 1533320578 Scribbles & Doodles: A Coloring Journal - ISBN 1945888237 Wonderland at Midnight: A Fantasy Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533528500

Mommy Drinks Because You Cry

Author : Hannah Caner
Publisher : Castle Point Books
ISBN 13 : 9781250119919
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (199 download)

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Download or read book Mommy Drinks Because You Cry written by Hannah Caner and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2016-04-26 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pull Mommy back from the edge with this irreverent adult coloring book! MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the adult coloring book for the delightfully impolite. For the rare moments you have to yourself, enjoy the calming act of coloring with a little dose of sass. This collection of beautiful designs and fun illustrations are paired with the very best of all our worst thoughts, from “I child-proofed my house, but they still get in,” to “Home is where the vodka is.” Each hilariously captioned design is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for amusing decoration or passive-aggressive gift-giving. When you want to unwind with coloring but aren’t in the mood to embrace sunshine and daisies, MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the perfect adult coloring book to let you speak your native sarcasm!

Enemies

Author : Tijan
Publisher : Entangled: Amara
ISBN 13 : 1649377762
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (493 download)

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Download or read book Enemies written by Tijan and published by Entangled: Amara. This book was released on 2024-09-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stone Reeves was my neighbor, and I’ve hated him since sixth grade. Gorgeous and charismatic, he became the town’s football god, while I became the town’s invisible girl. He went to a Division 1 school for football, while my father was fired by his father. His team won the National Championship, while my mother died the same day. He was a first round pick for the NFL ... ... while I made the worst decision of my life. Now I’m in Texas trying to pick up the pieces of my life. But, Stone is here. Stone is everywhere. It doesn’t matter that disaster has struck my life again. It doesn’t matter that he’s the one trying to console me. It doesn’t matter that he’s the nation’s newest football obsession. Because for me, he always has been and always will be my enemy.

Mommy's Fucking Tired Coloring Book

Author : Corrina Spelts
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781974189410
Total Pages : 88 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (894 download)

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Download or read book Mommy's Fucking Tired Coloring Book written by Corrina Spelts and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-08 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This coloring book was created with mom in mind. It is a perfect way to relax and unwind and offers a sense of humor within the pages. Color all those things that make you sound like a broken record as well as all those things that you think but don't say. Mommy's Fucking Tired contains 40 single sided designs that every mom can relate to. Designs range from simple to complex and will provide hours of entertainment and relaxation. Grab a cup of coffee or a glass of wine, markers, crayons, pencils and relax. See more titles by Corrina Spelts available on Amazon.com

Go the F**k to Sleep

Author : Adam Mansbach
Publisher : Akashic Books
ISBN 13 : 1453271023
Total Pages : 18 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (532 download)

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Download or read book Go the F**k to Sleep written by Adam Mansbach and published by Akashic Books. This book was released on 2011-06-14 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.

I Need a F*cking Nap

Author : Perfect Print
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 60 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (53 download)

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Download or read book I Need a F*cking Nap written by Perfect Print and published by . This book was released on 2021-10-24 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We understand that being a new dad is stressful and daunting, so we created something to take the edge off. Our affordable New Dad's Colouring Book contains pages of stunning, relaxing designs and naughty swear words that will force you to break into a smile. Whenever you have some precious time to yourself, use this book to calm your mind and body within minutes. Colouring is guaranteed to improve your mood, soothe your anxiety, and bring out your creative side. NO PRESSURE HOBBY: many hobbies require commitment, time, and tools. Whereas colouring can be picked up and put down anytime, anywhere. It requires little energy and no pressure which makes it the perfect pass time for a new parent. SWEARING IN SECRET: just because you aren't allowed to swear in front of kids, doesn't mean you stop wanting to. Our Colouring Book is filled with ridiculous swear words so that you can continue to express your frustration without your child even knowing. GIFT FOR DADS: buying gifts can be difficult, so we've made it easy for you. This book is the perfect novelty present to keep the new fathers in your life motivated and cheerful, without breaking the bank. PREMIUM PRODUCT: we only use high-quality, calming designs and thick paper which prevents colour bleeding, unlike other colouring books on the market. Our paper is suitable for pencils, markers, felt tips, and gel pens. DIMENSIONS: width - 8.5 inches, length - 11 inches. YOU ARE THE COOLEST DAD. YOU JUST NEED THIS BOOK.

Mom Life

Author : Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781530774975
Total Pages : 70 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (749 download)

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Download or read book Mom Life written by Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books and published by . This book was released on 2016-04-01 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. #Momlife is the best life! Happy Coloring! Pages Include the following: Congratulations on Your New Vajayjay Tub Poop Happens Threenager I Look So Peaceful when my Kids are Sleeping Potty Like a Rock Star I Breed Nonsleepers My Little Monsters No Talkie Before Coffee Toddlers are Aholes Toddzilla I Love you to the Moon and Back Mommy's Juicebox Terrible Twos Coffee versus Sleep This Kid Wine Rhymes with Friday Motherhood Winging It Blowout Little Dude Door Bell Broken Lil Miss In Dog Wine Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Serenity Now Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On Wild Child Don't You Dare Call Me Ma'am Laundry Keep Calm and Mommy On Normalize Breastfeeding Mama Hair Don't Care Other Information: Best Sellers Adult Coloring Books: The Secret Garden by Johanna Basford Lost Ocean by Johanna Basford Magical Jungle by Johanna Basford Enchanted Forest by Johanna Basford Calm the F Down by Sara O'hara Creative Haven Owls Coloring Book by Creative Haven Creative Haven Creative Cats Coloring Book by Dover Sweary Coloring Book Bestselling Top 100 Amazon Books: Harry Potter and the Cursed Child by J.K. Rowling The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up by Marie Kondo First 100 Words by Roger Priddy To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee Go Set a Watchman by Harper Lee When Breath Becomes Air by Paul Kalanithi Me Before You by Jojo Moyes Adult Coloring Books by Coloring Books for Adults The Whole30 by Melissa Hartwig How to Win Friends & Influence People by Dale Carnegie 10-Day Green Smoothie Cleanse by JJ Smith Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids by Rob Elliott The 5 Love Languages by Gary D Chapman Adult Coloring Book by Blue Star Coloring The Going-To-Bed Book by Sandra Boynton Pretty Happy by Kate Hudson Harry Potter Coloring Book by Scholastic If you like these books, you will love Mom Life: Moms on Call Toddlers are Aholes Go the F to Sleep What to Expect When You're Expecting

A Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults

Author : Honey Badger Coloring
Publisher : Honey Badger Coloring
ISBN 13 : 9781640011168
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (111 download)

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Download or read book A Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults written by Honey Badger Coloring and published by Honey Badger Coloring. This book was released on 2017-09-12 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Married Life

Author : Papeterie Bleu
Publisher : Papeterie Bleu
ISBN 13 : 9781945888908
Total Pages : 80 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (889 download)

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Download or read book Married Life written by Papeterie Bleu and published by Papeterie Bleu. This book was released on 2016-12 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2018 GIFT IDEAS COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS HUMOUR Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ---The Snarky Mandala From the creator of best sellers Mom Life, Nurse Life, Teacher Life & Dad Life, comes this new snarky coloring book about the institution of marriage! Being married isn't all wine and roses. Many times it's dinner at Applebee's followed by a trip to Home Depot. And, let's never forget the Great Toilet Seat Stand-Off, which was only preceded in magnitude by the 5-Year Thermostat War and last winter's Sweatpants Skirmish. Your relationship has been through so many battles and come out the other side intact. You deserve a standing ovation or, at the very least, this lovely colouring book. What better way to celebrate than colouring with the love of your life? Happy Colouring! Product Details: Printed single-sided on bright white paper Premium matte-finish cover finish Soothing seamless patterns on reverse pages Perfect for all coloring mediums High quality 60 pound [90 g/m2] paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" [21.5 x 28 cm] pages

Girl, Stop Passing Out in Your Makeup

Author : Zara Barrie
Publisher : Post Hill Press
ISBN 13 : 164293464X
Total Pages : 200 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (429 download)

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Download or read book Girl, Stop Passing Out in Your Makeup written by Zara Barrie and published by Post Hill Press. This book was released on 2020-05-19 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Self-help meets memoir. Party girl meets wise sage. Beauty meets reality. Zara Barrie is the cool older sister you wish you had. The one that lets you borrow her designer dresses and ripped up fishnets, buys you champagne (she loves you too much to let you drink beer), and colors your lips with bright pink lipstick. She'll take you to the coolest parties, and will stick by your side and she guides you through the glitter, pain, danger, laughter, and what it means to be a f*cked up girl in this f*cked up world (both of which are beautiful despite the darkness). Girl, Stop Passing Out in Your Makeup is for the girls that are too much of a beautiful contradiction to be contained. Zara is a gifted writer—one second she'll have you laughing over rich girls agonizing over which Birkin bag to buy, the next second she'll shatter your heart in one sentence about losing one’s innocence. Zara is the nuanced girl she writes for—light, irreverent, snarky, bitchy, funny; and aching, perceptive, deep, flawed, wise, poised, honest—all at once. Perhaps the only thing that can match Zara's unparalleled wit and big sister advice is her candid humor and undeniable talent for the written word. Zara is one of the most prolific and entertaining honest voices on the internet—and her talent is only multiplied in book form. Girl, Stop Passing Out in Your Makeup is for the bad girls, honey.”—Dayna Troisi, Executive Editor, GO Magazine “Reading Zara's writing will make you feel like you're at your cool-as-hell big sister's sleepover party. You will be transfixed by her unflinching honesty and words of wisdom, and she'll successfully convince you to not only ditch the shame you feel about the raw and messy parts of yourself, but to dare to see them as beautiful.”—Alexia LaFata, Editor, New York Magazine “If Cat Marnell and F. Scott Fitzgerald had a literary baby it would be Zara Barrie. She’s got Marnell’s casual, dark, downright hilarious tone of an irreverent party girl. But then she also has Fitzgerald’s talent for making words literally feel like they sparkle on the page. I’ve always been a fan of Zara’s writing but Girl, Stop Passing Out in Your Makeup takes it to the next level. With shimmery words that make her dark stories sparkle, she seamlessly manages to inspire even the most coked-out girl at the party to get her shit together.”—Candice Jalili, Senior Sex & Dating Writer, Elite Daily

Things I Would Like to Do with You

Author : Waylon Lewis
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780986427329
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (273 download)

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Download or read book Things I Would Like to Do with You written by Waylon Lewis and published by . This book was released on 2019-09 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We no longer long for "happily ever after." We no longer believe in "you complete me" or Mad Men gender roles. But we all, still, love to love love.This book is an exploration of a love for a new generation---a love replete with intimacy and trust, a love with room for change and independence, a love without ownership.I began this book rather casually, after a Midsummer Night's date. The first chapter met with more enthusiasm than anything I had ever written. It was then serialized on Elephant Journal, where it garnered millions of readers and an online community of 108,000. I felt like a donkey, who had accidentally won the love of a fairy queen-this new love was something we were all clearly puzzling over.Things I would like to do with You is a universal, personal and timeless exploration of love-a love that includes loneliness, humor, and friendship.May it be of benefit!~ Waylon Hart Lewis, Author

Critical Role: The Mighty Nein Origins--Yasha Nydoorin

Author : Cecil Castellucci
Publisher : Dark Horse Comics
ISBN 13 : 1506723799
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (67 download)

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Download or read book Critical Role: The Mighty Nein Origins--Yasha Nydoorin written by Cecil Castellucci and published by Dark Horse Comics. This book was released on 2022-08-23 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrated writer Cecil Castellucci joins artist William Kirkby, with Matthew Mercer and Ashley Johnson of Critical Role, to draw back the curtain on the tumultuous past of the Mighty Nein’s Yasha Nydoorin in this stand-alone graphic novel in the Critical Role series! For Yasha, there has always been a storm on the horizon. Maybe it formed with her adoption by the Dolorov people in the harsh lands of Xhorhas. Or perhaps when she fell for her first love, Zuala. Or still later, when grief and madness drove her from her village and out into—somewhere else. Maybe, on the other hand, Yasha IS the storm.

Seriously, Just Go to Sleep

Author : Adam Mansbach
Publisher : Open Road Media
ISBN 13 : 1453257802
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (532 download)

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Download or read book Seriously, Just Go to Sleep written by Adam Mansbach and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2012-04-03 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The G-rated, child-friendly version of the hilarious #1 New York Times bestselling classic! Go the F*** to Sleep, the picture book for adults, became a cultural sensation by striking a universal chord for parents (with a bit of potty-mouth language to help them vent their frustration). Now, Adam Mansbach and Ricardo Cortés reunite with Seriously, Just Go to Sleep, inviting the children themselves in on the joke. Of course, kids are well aware of how difficult they can be at bedtime. With Mansbach’s new child-appropriate narrative, kids will recognize their tactics, giggle at their own mischievousness, and empathize with their parents’ struggles—a perspective most children’s books don’t capture. Most importantly, it provides a common ground for children and their parents to talk about one of their most stressful daily rituals. This fresh rendition includes Cortés’s updated illustrations, with a cameo appearance by Samuel L. Jackson, who narrated the audio book version of Go the F*** to Sleep

Erotic Adult Coloring Book

Author : Erotic Coloring Books
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781543137545
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (375 download)

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Download or read book Erotic Adult Coloring Book written by Erotic Coloring Books and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-02-14 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Want to have some fun coloring in some Sexy, Erotic, pictures specially made by our team at Erotic Coloring Books. Bring to life some sexy scenes and capture the moment of bliss and excitement. Truly make it your own master piece that Michelangelo himself would be proud of. Who knows you might make a beautiful piece of art that might need to be framed. Relaxing and fun. Great gift for any party.

Have the Relationship You Want

Author : Rori Gwynne
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781411661554
Total Pages : 168 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (615 download)

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Download or read book Have the Relationship You Want written by Rori Gwynne and published by . This book was released on 2006-11 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A step-by-step guide for women to tranforming your love life practically overnight.

The People of Walmart. com Adult Coloring Book

Author : Andrew Kipple
Publisher : Day Drankin' Press
ISBN 13 : 9781945056086
Total Pages : 76 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (56 download)

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Download or read book The People of Walmart. com Adult Coloring Book written by Andrew Kipple and published by Day Drankin' Press. This book was released on 2016-09-30 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Brought to you by the wildly popular website, PeopleofWalmart.com, this official adult coloring book performs VERY well on Amazon at $13.99. It is comprised of 37 single sided images, all original and intricate artwork based on the images from the website that makes MILLIONS laugh. It is both beautiful and hilarious."