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Never Kick a Cow Chip on a Hot Day

Author : Todd Ordal
Publisher : Morgan James Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1630477214
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (34 download)

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Download or read book Never Kick a Cow Chip on a Hot Day written by Todd Ordal and published by Morgan James Publishing. This book was released on 2015-12-01 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: CEOs and other leaders can find leadership advice from the likes of Martha Stewart, Steve Jobs, Tony Soprano, Jack Welsh, Oprah and even Jesus. They can read about how to lead by serving, by leaning in, by becoming great rather than merely good and by breaking all of the rules. While the stories of the rise and fall of the mighty (and the Almighty) demonstrate valuable lessons, the implied message is that you too can be the next Martha or Steve or Jack. Only in Garrison Kiellor’s mythical Lake Wobegon are all of the women strong, the men good looking, the children above average and the CEOs god-like. What is missing? Real lessons for real leaders in real language. Todd Ordal is a former business leader with 25 years in management roles who led teams as large as 7,000 employees, was CEO of several companies and has served on over 10 boards of directors. He did a lot of good work in those roles and also made a lot of mistakes. Todd now helps other CEOs and executives lead better, profit more and sleep more soundly at night---usually without narcotics! Todd’s clients are successful business people, but they are not rock stars, untouchables or even god-like. They work hard, they are emotionally intelligent, they want to win and they want to run an ethical business that is a great place to work. In other words, they are “real” and they want real lessons on leadership, not platitudes, parables or posturing. If you want to learn the real lessons to become a successful “real” CEO start here!

Humour for All Ages, Occasions and Celebrations

Author : Mel Bergstresser
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 148364605X
Total Pages : 527 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (836 download)

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Download or read book Humour for All Ages, Occasions and Celebrations written by Mel Bergstresser and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2013-08-23 with total page 527 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever been in a situation where you searched for some humor or wanted to share something humorous with someone and couldnt think of anything or didnt have any humorous sources handy? I have been in this situation many, many times when I wanted to share some personal humor and suitable joke or some interesting story for use as a Master of Ceremonies, so I decided to develop a collection of not only humor but also puns, interesting stories etc., covering 36 subjects that could be used for almost every occasion possible. Enjoy the last of the funny, weird, but good clean jokes, puns and interesting stories!

Laughter in a Time of Turmoil

Author : Richard P. Olson
Publisher : Wipf and Stock Publishers
ISBN 13 : 1621892026
Total Pages : 196 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (218 download)

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Download or read book Laughter in a Time of Turmoil written by Richard P. Olson and published by Wipf and Stock Publishers. This book was released on 2012-04-11 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here's a different angle on humor--it can be a spiritual practice, an expression of a theology of joy, hope, and grace. Humor is so valuable, for it offers self-care, healing, and renewal, precious gifts in times of pressure and tension. Olson begins by telling of three unforgettable friends who lived their lives with joy and zest--a practice that opened doors and aided their own sense of well-being. Playfully, he continues by exploring the known benefits of humor. Next considered is the amazing variety of humor in the Bible, a basic theology of a laughing God, and the caring ethic of humor that emerges from this theology. Finally, there is a discussion of how this practice of humor enriches worship, caregiving, and administration. Laughter in a Time of Turmoil draws to a close considering spiritual disciplines/practices and why humor belongs among these practices. Suggestions are then offered on how to grow in this spiritual practice. Discussion questions are provided for each chapter to help groups enjoy their conversations about the book. This book will help you think and laugh, or laugh and think (take your pick) and then be on your way rejoicing.

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Plunges into Canada, Eh

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1607106035
Total Pages : 377 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (71 download)

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Download or read book Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Plunges into Canada, Eh written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-07-15 with total page 377 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: PGW Uncle John's taking the plunge . . . into the Great White North! Raincoast Hey, Canada! Uncle John salutes you! For 25 years, Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader has been wildly popular in Canada, so we decided to dedicate an entire edition to our friends in the Great White North--even though much of the continental U.S. is north of Canada’s southernmost point. That misconception--and a whole lot more--is revealed in this loving ode to a friendly nation with a colorful history and some of the most beautiful scenery in the world. Whether you’re a true Canuck, or just always wanted to be one, Yukon count on us to deliver great bathroom reading! Read about… * Stealing the Stanley Cup (literally) * The origins of Tim Hortons and Kraft dinners * Jellied moose nose and other Canadian delicacies * Move over Napa: the story of Canadian “ice wine” * The government’s secret official UFO division * Canada’s homegrown rock ’n’ roll bands * All about those dam beavers * The answer to Canada’s most burning question: Does Santa Claus really have his own postal code? And much, much more!

e-Jeanne: 2004 (Part Two: July through December)

Author : Jeanne Halsey
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1300759860
Total Pages : 485 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (7 download)

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Download or read book e-Jeanne: 2004 (Part Two: July through December) written by Jeanne Halsey and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-02-19 with total page 485 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: e-Jeanne was a precursor of currently popular ?blogs, ? although we called her an ?e-zine.? She was assembled early in the morning (right after my morning devotions ? in fact, I realize that many of my morning devotions somehow crept into the e-Editorials), and then forwarded by e-mail to over 300 people all around the world. I did this two or three days a week for 10 years. Like I said, maybe I am a little crazy. ... 2004 was a lengthy year, filled with commentary about the impending American Presidential Election (yes, George W. Bush won again), fluctuating health issues, and much sharing of prayer requests and praise reports among the faithful and beloved Readers. 2004 was so long that I had to split it into two books; this is Part Two, covering July through December. Like its sister books, e-Jeanne: 2004 (Part Two) comes out looking like a fair-sized phone book; you?ll need strong arms and strong hands to hold it while reading ... and I strongly suggest you have a sturdy bookmark.

Blow Your Blues Away

Author : Lulu De Zulu
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 146532190X
Total Pages : 539 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (653 download)

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Download or read book Blow Your Blues Away written by Lulu De Zulu and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2009-11-23 with total page 539 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is no available information at this time.

Open Fire: J. Golden Kimball Takes on the South

Author : Scott M. Hurst
Publisher : Cedar Fort Publishing & Media
ISBN 13 : 1462102441
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (621 download)

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Download or read book Open Fire: J. Golden Kimball Takes on the South written by Scott M. Hurst and published by Cedar Fort Publishing & Media. This book was released on 2023-02-02 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this fast paced story filled with holy hi-jinx and missionary mayhem, Golden squares off with his characteristic cowboy sense of humor against everything from spiteful preachers to the threat of death at the hands of the terrible Ku Klux Klan. Join Golden as he takes on the South with these unbelievable but true stories.

Jokes, Quotes, and Other Assorted Things

Author : Stephen Motway
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1456825011
Total Pages : 546 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (568 download)

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Download or read book Jokes, Quotes, and Other Assorted Things written by Stephen Motway and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-12-16 with total page 546 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is no available information at this time.

E-Mail Humor

Author : Louis G. Morton
Publisher : Trafford Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1412047455
Total Pages : 150 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (12 download)

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Download or read book E-Mail Humor written by Louis G. Morton and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2005 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Excellent source of humor for speeches, writings, sermons, etc.

White Plains

Author : David Hicks
Publisher : Conundrum Press
ISBN 13 : 1942280408
Total Pages : 267 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (422 download)

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Download or read book White Plains written by David Hicks and published by Conundrum Press. This book was released on 2017-05-01 with total page 267 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Flynn Hawkins is a graduate assistant at a prestigious university, on his way to greatness and wisdom. But in the aftermath of 9/11, Flynn leaves his wife and children, resigns his teaching position and heads west, only to get lost in his guilt and in the mountains of Colorado. When he ends up stuck overnight in a snow drift during a blizzard on the Continental Divide, he realizes he needs to remake himself into the kind of man his children need him to be.With wit and insight, David Hicks turns a compassionate but unblinking eye on what it means to be human—to be lost while putting yourself back together again, to be cowardly while being brave, to fail and fail again on the way to something that might be success.

Dr. O.K.and's Wit, Wisdom and Whatever

Author : Otis K LoVette
Publisher : Page Publishing Inc
ISBN 13 : 1683480589
Total Pages : 145 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (834 download)

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Download or read book Dr. O.K.and's Wit, Wisdom and Whatever written by Otis K LoVette and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2020-09-02 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Book Delisted

1001 Internet Jokes

Author : D. M. Schwab
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595145205
Total Pages : 166 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (951 download)

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Download or read book 1001 Internet Jokes written by D. M. Schwab and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2001-01-20 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 1001 Internet Jokes compiles internet jokes into a hilariously funny volume for many different types of people. Sections devoted to parenthood, men vs. women, gay and lesbian, and Canada vs. United States makes this diverse book both entertaining and readable for anyone.

Cowboy Up!

Author : H. Alan Day
Publisher : Morgan James Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1683503996
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (835 download)

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Download or read book Cowboy Up! written by H. Alan Day and published by Morgan James Publishing. This book was released on 2017-09-05 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “His stories are timeless lessons of living, loving, and learning the Western way of life that will inspire all generations.” —Stuart Rosebrook, author of At Work in Arizona If you’re served a piece of humble pie, thank the server and choke it down. So says H. Alan Day, an award-winning author and American cowboy, who grew up on a 200,000-acre southwestern cattle ranch, made a hand at age five, and lived adventures most of us only witness on Netflix. While interacting with cowhands, horses, and the land, Alan learned valuable life lessons about loyalty, trust, humility, forgiveness, persistence, failure, innovation, and success. Now, this cowboy is ready to share his hard-earned wisdom with those who may never own or even ride a horse, much less rope a cow, train a wild mustang, or witch a well, but who, like Alan, contend day-in and day-out with the true grit of life. Cowboy Up! is a collection of thirty-five personal stories narrated by Alan Day in his authentic western voice. These stories touch on topics that affect us all: friendship, family, business, politics, community, and conservation. As Alan learned early on, a true friend has your back for life, whether that friend has two legs or four legs. If you don’t learn to listen, you may end up swinging from your suspenders on a bunkhouse hook; and if your pickup is about to get washed away in a flash flood, you better do some quick, two-step thinking. Alan’s stories not only explore what it means to be human, they evoke laughter, disbelief, wonder, joy, and more than a few heartfelt tears. FINALIST New Mexico-Arizona Book Award FINALIST Arizona Authors Association Book Award

Let's Laugh Together

Author : Dr. Jack Lord
Publisher : Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1642991236
Total Pages : 218 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (429 download)

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Download or read book Let's Laugh Together written by Dr. Jack Lord and published by Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2022-10-14 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is loaded with humor. Touching up your communication with humor may be just what you need to keep them awake. Ask yourself if they are being so polite in not disturbing your speech that it is an indication that they have gone to sleep. Improve your communication! Find the humor you need by checking the subject titles and the index. You might discover the sparkle you need!

Here We Go Ladies

Author : Roger Waisanen
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1462850235
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (628 download)

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Download or read book Here We Go Ladies written by Roger Waisanen and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-05-17 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here We Go Ladies is a collection of jokes and anecdotes I have gathered and used over my 20 years of umpiring. Some of them are jokes from ladies I have umpired. I find a joke or two can be encouraging to a player or team that is down. This collection of jokes as well as the t-shirts with witty sayings that I wear help lighten the atmosphere of the games and tournaments I umpire. I hope you enjoy them as much as the players and I have over the years.

Alchemy of the Human Experience

Author : J.K. McLean
Publisher : Page Publishing Inc
ISBN 13 : 1647018986
Total Pages : 574 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (47 download)

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Download or read book Alchemy of the Human Experience written by J.K. McLean and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2022-08-01 with total page 574 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Man is less significant than he thinks he is and, at the same time, more important than he can possibly imagine. Alchemy is the process of changing the ordinary into something extraordinary. The purpose of mortality or human existence has nothing to do with the accumulation of “things” that rust and deteriorate and everything to do with the acquisition of something that transcends the ordinary and that endures. Man’s journey begins in his instinctual mind, develops in his intellectual mind, and evolves to his spiritual mind as each of us exchange potentials for actuals. Alchemy of the Human Experience is about exchanging man’s human nature for his divine nature. This life is the cocoon of the gods.

The Weak Send Rocks, The Strong Send Rockets

Author : Marek Arnaud
Publisher : Strategic Book Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1625160240
Total Pages : 358 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (251 download)

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Download or read book The Weak Send Rocks, The Strong Send Rockets written by Marek Arnaud and published by Strategic Book Publishing. This book was released on 2012-11 with total page 358 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get a close up and personal view of what it’s like to be an international diplomat. Marek Arnaud’s account is a dynamic compilation of aphorisms, jokes, one-liners, observations and critiques about war, peace, international issues and the people who control world politics. From the dark times of the Soviet Union and the troubled Middle East to the sunny beaches of Australia, Arnaud regales the reader with the goings-on of international conferences (including at the United Nations) and a special brand of sometimes politically incorrect jokes that will have you laughing out loud. "The sense of humor, rare perceptivity, self-mockery and literary refinement of Marek Arnaud make his piece unique."—Prof. Adam Daniel Rotfeld, Former Minister of Foreign Affairs of Poland"With this playful, ironic collection of aphorisms and puns, the author debunks the widespread view that diplomats --the ‘striped-pants boys,’ according to JFK-- are a class or a species unto themselves."—Amb. Alvaro de Soto,Former Under-Secretary-General of the United Nations"This is an unusual publication. It stigmatizes moral weaknesses, such as greed or hypocrisy, and criticizes the prevailing world order (or rather disorder) as well as the abuse of rhetoric."—Dr. Jozef Goldblat,Vice President,Geneva International Peace Research Institute (GIPRI)