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Book Synopsis Have You Been Naughty or Nice? by : Ethan Long
Download or read book Have You Been Naughty or Nice? written by Ethan Long and published by LB Kids. This book was released on 2009-10-07 with total page 23 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ethan Long, author/illustrator of Tickle the Duck, Stop Kissing Me, and Duck's Not Afraid of the Dark, returns with yet another laugh riot novelty book for young children. In Have You Been Naughty or Nice? the duck excitedly awaits a visit from Santa Claus until he eats all of Santa's snacks and realizes he just put himself on the naughty list. But never fear, because the duck has a clever plan to get himself back on the nice list. This fourth book in Ethan Long's duck series features a cloth Santa cap on the cover and a fold-out letter to Santa, and is filled to the brim with holiday hilarity that will keep kids entertained for hours.
Book Synopsis A Very Naughty Christmas by : Jasmine Haynes
Download or read book A Very Naughty Christmas written by Jasmine Haynes and published by Redwood Valley Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2018-09-18 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who wants to be nice for Christmas? It’s so much better to be naughty. In “Any Way She Wants It,” David and Tricia finally found each other again after more than twenty years. Now they’re in love, they’re euphoric, and they can’t get enough of each other. Finally they’re about to get their happily ever after. And what they want is a very naughty Christmas together. Instead they’re flying out for the first family Christmas where Tricia is the new woman in David’s life, just a year after his wife’s death. His college-age kids will be there and his parents, and worse, his sister Judy, who was once Tricia’s best friend until Judy betrayed her. Tricia and David’s past is coming back to haunt them. If you think families can’t ruin a perfect relationship, think again. The fight to stay together is about to begin. “Naughty as in smokin' hot sexy!” “Heartwarming. Toe tingling.”
Download or read book The Naughty List written by Michael Fry and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2015-09-22 with total page 239 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A great story, lively drawings, and a cast of unforgettable characters. What else could you want for Christmas? The Naughty List is a book for all seasons!" —Lincoln Peirce, bestselling author of the Big Nate series "Will keep kids laughing from start to finish." —Publishers Weekly Fans of the Big Nate and Diary of a Wimpy Kid series will love this laugh-out-loud funny Christmas adventure packed with comic illustrations. When Bobbie's hilariously bumbling efforts to save her brother's Christmas actually land him on Santa's Naughty List, she must travel to the North Pole to make things right again and save Christmas. Bobbie suddenly finds herself on an epic holiday adventure complete with rogue elves, dysfunctional reindeer, a lazy Santa, and more.
Book Synopsis Naughty Claudine's Christmas by : Patrick Jennings
Download or read book Naughty Claudine's Christmas written by Patrick Jennings and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2017 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Because Claudine thinks Santa is rude, she tries to keep him from coming down her chimney by getting on his naughty list.
Download or read book The Naughty List written by Holly Lansley and published by . This book was released on 2019-10 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A festive board book with a funny twist on the classic letter-to-Santa theme.
Book Synopsis Father Christmas on the Naughty Step by : Mark Sperring
Download or read book Father Christmas on the Naughty Step written by Mark Sperring and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2012-10-04 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The naughty step is the place Sam has to sit when he has done something he knows he REALLY shouldn't have. And Sam isn't alone. Captain Buckleboots is sitting on the naughty step too and so is Father Christmas - uh-oh, oh no! What's going to happen on Christmas Eve now?!
Book Synopsis The Naughty, Naughty Christmas Kit by : Margie Monin
Download or read book The Naughty, Naughty Christmas Kit written by Margie Monin and published by Running Press. This book was released on 2006-09-19 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Being naughty is not just for kids anymore! The holiday season can be hectic, and what better way to unwind and indulge your sweetie then with an adults-only, romantic holiday kit? With The Naughty, Naughty Christmas Kit you can heat things up with your honey under the Christmas tree. So get naughty! Grab your partner and treat him or her to some sensual treats and holiday cheer. After all, ‘tis the season for giving, right? Besides, how do you think Santa got those rosy cheeks? (Wink, wink.) Includes Christmas-themed adult treats, such as: Peppermint-scented Massage Oil Mistletoe Sexy Santa Hat Fuzzy Handcuffs Two “Santa Stops Here” Tattoos 32-page book full of creative and festive ways to heat things up around the holidays!
Book Synopsis Bonkers Barry Has a Naughty Christmas by : Jez Golder
Download or read book Bonkers Barry Has a Naughty Christmas written by Jez Golder and published by Richards Education. This book was released on with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Join Bonkers Barry on a wild Christmas adventure filled with mischief, mayhem, and plenty of holiday cheer! In this delightful collection of 50 short stories, Barry finds himself at the center of all sorts of festive fun and frolics. From tangled tinsel troubles to slippery sleigh rides, Barry's mischievous antics always lead to laughter and excitement. Whether he's causing chaos at the North Pole or getting into sticky situations with Santa's reindeer, Barry's naughty Christmas escapades are sure to entertain young readers. Perfect for primary school children, 'Bonkers Barry Has a Naughty Christmas' is a heartwarming and hilarious holiday treat that captures the magic and spirit of the season.
Download or read book Naughty written by Steve Hockensmith and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "It's the most wonderful time of the year," the old song tells us. But that doesn't mean the people celebrating it are always so nice. Criminals get the Christmas spirit, too! In this collection of hilarious short stories, you'll see what the thieves, killers, psychos and scumbags are up to come the holidays...and it's not caroling door to door. Well, not unless they're casing the neighborhood for a break-in, as a rag-tag gang does in the title story. You'll also meet a mall elf menaced by a very, very bad Santa (in "I Killed Santa Claus"), a London police inspector hunting for the man who murdered Ebenezer Scrooge (in "Humbug"), a trucker out to save his shipment of Cabbage Patch Dolls from bumbling hijackers (in "Special Delivery") and many more characters you'll never forget. Originally published in Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine and Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine, these nine tales from award-winning short story master Steve Hockensmith (Holmes on the Range, Dreadfully Ever After) are sure to have you ho-ho-hoing from the first page to the last.
Book Synopsis The Naughty and Nice Book of Christmas Puns by : LEFD Designs
Download or read book The Naughty and Nice Book of Christmas Puns written by LEFD Designs and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-18 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're a pun loving Christmas fan then you will have the most punderful time of the year reading the best naughty and nice Christmas puns! This book is the perfect gift for any pun lover or someone who just loves Christmas snow much! Featuring 30 vibrant cartoon Christmas puns that will make you so excited you might wet your plants!
Book Synopsis A Naughty Kid's Christmas ABC Story by : Mark Bacera
Download or read book A Naughty Kid's Christmas ABC Story written by Mark Bacera and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-03 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Christmas Story for all the Naughty Kids out there This will be the first ABC Christmas book you'll ever read with a message just for the naughty kids. At times, even the best of kids will mess up, and sometimes kids can be an absolute handful. But if they're try their best to fix their mistakes, then there shouldn't be any reason why they can't enjoy Christmas like all the other good boys and girls.
Book Synopsis A Very Naughty Xmas by : Olivia Cunning
Download or read book A Very Naughty Xmas written by Olivia Cunning and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-12-01 with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This sexy anthology includes five stories written by some of the biggest names in erotic romance. Please enjoy, but sensitive readers beware, the contents may be so hot you get singed! SHARE ME by Olivia Cunning, NYT & USA Today Best-Selling Author Lindsey longs for an amazing Christmas Eve with her favorite band, Sole Regret, and spends one snowy night with two generous rock stars who love to share their gifts. JINGLE BALL by Cari Quinn, USA Today Best-Selling Author This Christmas, rocking the office holiday party has taken on a whole new meaning... LIGHT ME UP by Cherrie Lynn, NYT & USA Today Best-Selling Author She's dreaming of a little sparkle in her stocking this year. He's planning a night that's anything but silent... AN INDECENT PROPOSITION by Stephanie Julian Two men. One Woman. Half a million dollars. One very indecent proposition. CHRISTMAS IS COMING by Raven Morris The best gifts are all tied up with a bow...
Book Synopsis Naughty Claudine's Christmas by : Patrick Jennings
Download or read book Naughty Claudine's Christmas written by Patrick Jennings and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2017-10-24 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Claudine doesn't think Santa should be allowed to just barge into her house-that's not polite at all! The only way to keep him out? Get on his Naughty List . . . If you think about it, Santa is a pretty rude guy. He watches you while you sleep. He withholds presents if he decides you weren't good this year. And he sneaks into your house! Uninvited! Claudine wants none of it-she is determined to keep Santa away from her house this Christmas! And the only way to do it? Be as NAUGHTY as possible. Too bad Claudine's actually a pretty good kid at heart . . . This out-of-the-ordinary perspective on the beloved holiday figure will have kids rolling with laughter, while letting them know that it's okay to have an opinion different from the norm!
Book Synopsis The Christmas Naughty Letter by : Sandy Winnette
Download or read book The Christmas Naughty Letter written by Sandy Winnette and published by Balboa Press. This book was released on 2016-09-08 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who wrote the Christmas Naughty Letter? Santas cell phone is ringing with the news; he must plan a rescue for boys and girls everywhere. Will he be in time to save Christmas? www.thespiritualgarden.com
Book Synopsis Bluebell's Christmas Magic by : Marie Laval
Download or read book Bluebell's Christmas Magic written by Marie Laval and published by Choc Lit. This book was released on 2019-11-19 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An army helicopter pilot is staying in a peaceful English village while he recovers from an injury—but his pretty housecleaner has him in a whirl… Cassie Bell is used to mess. Her cleaning business, Bluebell Cleaning, is well known in the English village of Red Moss. But now it’s almost Christmas—and Cassie has a slightly messier situation to deal with than usual. She’s been hired to help Stefan Lambert, an injured army helicopter pilot who’s staying at the local Belthorn Manor while he recovers. Stefan resents Cassie’s interference and is definitely not looking for Christmas cheer. But Cassie prides herself on sparkling surfaces—so she’s determined to bring some festive sparkle to Stefan’s life too…
Book Synopsis Naughty Christmas Nights (Mills & Boon Blaze) by : Tawny Weber
Download or read book Naughty Christmas Nights (Mills & Boon Blaze) written by Tawny Weber and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2013-12-01 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lace stockings...
Download or read book Lyrics First written by David R. Smith and published by Meta Mad Books. This book was released on 2021-12-13 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Not song writing, not music theory, but the craft of writing effective song lyrics. The part people sometimes think is hard. Theory and practice with extensive examples from popular music and the author's own inimitable song catalogue, all linked to streaming media for a complete experience. Intended for Creatives and the pragmatically oriented. Experience the rush of immediate improvement. We spend thousands of hours learning how to accompany a song on an instrument and how to sing. How much time and effort and money do we put into learning how to write a compelling, effective lyric? How do we make the young girl cry and the bad boy buy? The book covers the theory and develops some rules--as Hector Barbosa says in Pirates of the Caribbean, "Guidelines" for you to apply to achieve effective lyrics. "Lyrics First" is a pure gold approach!
