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Download or read book Funny Valentine written by Amy Jenkins and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2012-08-30 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stevie was a young woman who took life very seriously indeed: wouldn't drink coffee if it came from a chain, would never buy a card on Valentine's day. Why would she, of all people, be sent to spend a week with a film star? Why would she, of all people, fall in love with him? Why would she, of all people, get involved in the fame game? Why would she, of all people, send him a Valentine? A Valentine that blows it all apart. Funny Valentine.
Book Synopsis My Not So Funny Valentine by : Ellie Pond
Download or read book My Not So Funny Valentine written by Ellie Pond and published by Mountain Keep Publishing. This book was released on 2020-12-26 with total page 249 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She ran away once and he nailed his heart shut… Gigi’s got plenty of secrets. Like how she’s married to her job, literally. The Order called on her family for a tribute and she answered. Even more secrets surround her not-so-deceased boss who’s entrusted her to keep his location hidden from The Order. But through it all, she’s never forgotten her first love. Wallis remembers exactly how he felt when Gigi told him she was marrying a man she barely knew and moving to the West Coast. Wallis never told her what he’d found out at his wolf pack adulthood ceremony—that they’re fated mates. He’s kept the secret to himself through the years. Eighteen years later, she’s standing in the lobby of the Dark Wing cruise ship where Wallis works. Her couture exterior didn’t match the shredding she’d done on Wallis’s youthful heart. Fate has brought Wallis and Gigi back together on the Dark Wing cruise ship. Now Can he stay away from her for the whole Valentine’s Day cruise to protect his shattered heart? Or will Gigi’s secrets turn both their worlds upside down? This is book two in a standalone series, a full-length steamy read. Grab a box of chocolates and see how fate takes hold. HEA and no cliffhanger!
Book Synopsis This Is Not a Valentine by : Carter Higgins
Download or read book This Is Not a Valentine written by Carter Higgins and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2017-12-26 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this picture book, a girl’s gift of a Valentine to a boy prompts a tale with an enduring message of friendship. This book is not a valentine. It doesn’t have lacey edges or sugary hearts. But it is full of lucky rocks, secret hiding spots, and gumball machine treasures. This is a book about waiting in line and wishing for cinnamon buns. About recognizing that if you care so much about someone not thinking you care, maybe you really do. But wait—isn’t that exactly what love is about? Maybe this book is sort of a valentine after all. A testament to handmade, wacky, bashful, honest love—sure to win over the hearts of all readers—this offering from debut picture book author Carter Higgins and children’s book veteran Lucy Ruth Cummins is the perfect gift to celebrate every relationship, from parent to child, sibling to sibling, partner to partner, crush to crush. Praise for This Is Not a Valentine “A perfect book for kids who find the whole Valentine's Day holiday icky and overrated.” —Book Riot “A beautiful celebration of love and how different that may look to others celebrating Valentine's Day.” —ReaderTotz “[Cummins’s] cartoon cast is a diverse one, and refreshingly, this is more about deep friendship than romantic love; her kids are definitely just that: kids. . . . A sort of anti-valentine for those who want to show the ones they love they care without being all mushy (or spending any money).” —Kirkus Reviews
Book Synopsis The Berenstain Bears' Funny Valentine by : Stan Berenstain
Download or read book The Berenstain Bears' Funny Valentine written by Stan Berenstain and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2012-12-19 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Come for a visit in Bear Country with this classic First Time Book® from Stan and Jan Berenstain. It’s Valentine’s Day and Sister has a special card for a cub named Billy. But when Billy ends up having a special card for Sister, the tables are turned. This beloved story is a perfect way to Celebrate Valentines Day.
Book Synopsis My Funny Demon Valentine by : Aurora Ascher
Download or read book My Funny Demon Valentine written by Aurora Ascher and published by Kensington Publishing Corp. This book was released on 2025-01-21 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The sizzling chemistry of Brynne Weaver and laugh-out-loud humor of Kimberly Lemming meet Jenna Levine and Jeneane O’Riley’s fresh spin on paranormal tropes in this wickedly funny, warm-hearted demon romance with just the right amount of spice from the bestselling author of SANCTUARY OF THE SHADOW. Asmodeus, Prince of Hell, just wants to make music. Jazz, specifically. Unfortunately, he’s a demon. And he’s supposed to be evil. Clearly, for Ash, a career as a musician isn’t exactly an option. Plus, he’s cursed.Sick of playing by the rules, Ash and his three brothers escape Hell in search of freedom on Earth. But it’s harder than they thought to keep their enemies off their tail . . . The four rogues quickly become the Underworld’s Most Wanted, and if they’re caught, the consequences will be dire. Yet everything changes for Ash when he meets a beautiful violinist who can see through his curse. It must be too good to be true, but, no matter the risk, he has to have her. Evangeline Gregory is just your average human. She works at a jazz bar, plays gigs on weekends . . . and, apparently, hallucinates demons. At least that’s what Eva tells herself when, moments after she meets the man of her dreams, she sees him shift into a 7-foot-tall monster. Not believing her own eyes, Eva decides to investigate and soon finds herself caught in the middle of a supernatural clusterf**k of epic proportions. But Ash isn’t the only one keeping secrets, and the search for answers reveals a shocking truth that will change the course of her life forever. Or maybe just doom it. Eva and Ash will learn the path to love can be complete Hell.
Book Synopsis My Funny Valentine by : Lydia Michaels
Download or read book My Funny Valentine written by Lydia Michaels and published by Bailey Brown Publishing. This book was released on 2022-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A blizzard leaves Erin stranded and at the mercy of her childhood nemesis. Trapped, with no electricity or dry clothes, things heat up when two frienemies are forced to share a bed. From bestselling and award winning author, Lydia Michaels, comes a second-chance bully romance about love and redemption that will touch readers' hearts! Giovanni Mosconi has returned to Jasper Falls after years of touring as a standup comedian. When Erin Montgomery, his childhood enemy, heckles his performance at O'Malley's Pub, he holds nothing back and roasts her in front of the whole town. Emotions run wild and secrets are exposed when hate turns to lust and lines begin to blur. Can trust form where betrayal began? Or should some secrets go to the grave?
Book Synopsis My Funny Valentine by : Caroline Fardig
Download or read book My Funny Valentine written by Caroline Fardig and published by Caroline Fardig. This book was released on 2016-01-28 with total page 153 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All Lizzie wants for Valentine's Day is for her fiancé NOT to be the prime suspect in a murder investigation. Is that too much to ask? Lizzie Hart is finally living the dream. She's engaged to the love of her life, Blake Morgan, and more importantly, she hasn't even given a thought to dead bodies or murder investigations for an entire year. The only hurdle in Lizzie and Blake's way to wedded bliss is introducing their polar opposite families to each other at their engagement party. Blake's parents have thrown a lavish shindig, but the fun is quickly over when Blake's brother arrives with an unexpected guest, the woman who left Blake at the altar years ago. If that weren't enough drama for one evening, Lizzie and Blake find the town mayor dead and the detectives on the case put Blake at the top of their suspect list. It's a race against the clock for Lizzie and Blake to find the real killer before the police decide to lock Blake up and throw away the key.
Book Synopsis My Funny Valentine by : Blue Saffire
Download or read book My Funny Valentine written by Blue Saffire and published by . This book was released on 2018 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Award winning Author Blue Saffire presents My Funny Valentine Love doesn't always come in a beautifully wrapped, elegant, gilded box. Ever heard of the chipped plate or the ugly duckling? I've been referenced to as both. It's fine with me. I still have no problem going after what I want. I've built a multi-million-dollar company, soon to be worth billions. Yet, I still yearn for her, the one who as swept into my company to help me soar to greater heights. Talina Valentine, that's her name, she's as beautiful as her name implies. I never thought I had a shot with her. Not just because of my shortcomings and my damaged past. She's had a boyfriend from the time I first set eyes on her. Now he's gone. One taste will change everything. I like Chocolate, the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice. I've dated nothing but fine chocolate all my life. I thought Malcolm would be my husband with his fine self. Yet, somehow, my life has turned upside down and so has my view of it. My boss is not my type and I never would have thought to look his way, until one day...well, one day that happened to change. Sexy comes in all forms. When it comes to Nelson Fisher, sexy has taken on an all new meaning. It might be time to add a little cream to my coffee, even if the carton comes with a few dents. *This is a standalone Valentine's Novella that will grow into the Hold on To Me series. This book does not end in a cliffhanger, but a HEA to be continued is implied.
Download or read book Babes in Arms written by Michael Lefferts and published by Hal Leonard Corporation. This book was released on 1981-04-01 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Musical Theatre Vocal Solo
Download or read book Be My Galentine written by Alicia Clancy and published by St. Martin's Griffin. This book was released on 2017-01-31 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Girl Squads to Galentine's Day, female friendships have reached a new level of awesome. Gone are the days of competition and backstabbing (well, mostly)--female empowerment is in and it's here to stay! This illustrated book aims to highlight the positive nature of friendship between women with a little bit of charm, and a whole lot of sass, and offers fun extras like recipes and themes that can take your girls' dates to the next level! Celebrate your best friends, your soul sisters, your gal pals, your partners-in-crime with this humorous gift book, and make every day feel like Galentine's Day! Because let's face it, fabulous friendships deserve to be celebrated all year round!
Download or read book My Funny Valentine written by Blue Safire and published by Perceptive Illusions. This book was released on 2018-02-14 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Award winning Author Blue Saffire presents My Funny Valentine Love doesn't always come in a beautifully wrapped, elegant, gilded box. Ever heard of the chipped plate or the ugly duckling? I've been referenced to as both. It's fine with me. I still have no problem going after what I want. I've built a multi-million-dollar company, soon to be worth billions. Yet, I still yearn for her, the one who as swept into my company to help me soar to greater heights. Talina Valentine, that's her name, she's as beautiful as her name implies. I never thought I had a shot with her. Not just because of my shortcomings and my damaged past. She's had a boyfriend from the time I first set eyes on her. Now he's gone. One taste will change everything. I like Chocolate, the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice. I've dated nothing but fine chocolate all my life. I thought Malcolm would be my husband with his fine self. Yet, somehow, my life has turned upside down and so has my view of it. My boss is not my type and I never would have thought to look his way, until one day...well, one day that happened to change. Sexy comes in all forms. When it comes to Nelson Fisher, sexy has taken on an all new meaning. It might be time to add a little cream to my coffee, even if the carton comes with a few dents. *This is a standalone Valentine's Novella that will grow into the Hold on To Me series. This book does not end in a cliffhanger, but a HEA to be continued is implied. This is the read order for the best experience. Legally Bound 1 Legally Bound 2: Against the Law Legally Bound 3: His Law Perfect For Me 1 Hush 1: Family Business Ballers 1: His Game Brothers Black 1: Wyatt the Heart Breaker Legally Bound 4: Allegations of Love Hush 2: Slow Burn Legally Bound 5.0: Sam Ballers 2: His Final Play Legally Bound 5.1: Tasha Illegal Dealings Brothers Black 2: Noah the Beast Legally Bound 5.3 & 5.4 Where the Pieces Fall Brothers Black 3: Toby the Protector Brothers Black 4: Braxton the Charmer coming soon .... **This book has strong language and sexual content. This Book is for Mature Readers 18] ***To keep up with release dates sign up for the mailing list at www.bluesaffire.com
Download or read book My Funny Valentine written by Nigel Bird and published by Down & Out Books. This book was released on 2020-11-30 with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Double Dutch loves playing Cupid and for one lucky lady his arrow will be painfully sharp. Only the police can prevent him from hitting his target before Valentine’s Day comes to a close. It’s almost twenty years since the last Double Dutch killing and he’s back with a vengeance. The discovery of his latest victim resurrects ghosts the police hoped they’d laid to rest forever. With Valentine’s Day almost upon them, detectives know they have limited time to avoid another slaying. Follow DI Wilson and his team as they try to locate the killer before he strikes again. My Funny Valentine is the second novel in the highly-praised Rat Pack series.
Book Synopsis Here Comes Valentine Cat by : Deborah Underwood
Download or read book Here Comes Valentine Cat written by Deborah Underwood and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-12-22 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The New York Times bestselling Cat is back just in time for Valentine’s Day! Full of humor and heart, this picture book is perfect for fans of Bad Kitty, Mo Willems’s Elephant and Piggie books, and of course, Cat’s other capers, including Here Comes the Easter Cat, Here Comes Santa Cat, and Here Comes the Tooth Fairy Cat. Cat does NOT like Valentine's Day. It's much too mushy, and no way is he making anyone a valentine—especially not his new neighbor, Dog. Dog refuses to respect the fence: He keeps tossing over old bones and hitting Cat in the head! But just as Cat’s about to send Dog an angry "valentine" telling him exactly what he can do with his bones, Dog throws a ball over the fence. What is Dog playing at? Cat is in for a hilarious—and heartwarming—surprise in this story about being perhaps too quick to judge. A great Valentine's Day gift for any age—read it on Valentine's Day and year-round! "A charmer." —The Washington Post ★ “Wickedly fun.” —Publishers Weekly, starred review “Endearing . . . beautifully pitched comic timing.” —Kirkus “Fresh and satisfying . . . Empowers kids.” —BCCB “Simple but expressive . . . A favorite.” —SLJ
Book Synopsis Playing Catch with Strangers by : Bob Brody
Download or read book Playing Catch with Strangers written by Bob Brody and published by . This book was released on 2017-06-20 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bob Brody reveals his occasional successes and frequent failures through several essays.
Download or read book Wake My Heart written by Lydia Michaels and published by Bailey Brown Publishing. This book was released on 2023-10-25 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Maisy's Valentine Sticker Book by : Lucy Cousins
Download or read book Maisy's Valentine Sticker Book written by Lucy Cousins and published by Candlewick Press (MA). This book was released on 2005-12-13 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready for Valentine's Day with Maisy and all her friends.
Book Synopsis The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World by : Joey Acker
Download or read book The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World written by Joey Acker and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-15 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: OH NO!!! You found The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World! Well, since you're already here I may as well tell you about it... Poor Nameless tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the WORST book in the whole entire world. Will he succeed in his noble quest? Is he the reason this book is the worst?? Will it have a happy ending or the worst ending ever??? The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Whatever you do though, don't read it out loud! You may catch wind of these words: toot, stinky, booger, and booty. You've been warned, but you'll still want to see what happens next!
