My Life as a Splatted Flat Quarterback

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Publisher : Tommy Nelson
ISBN 13 : 1418553425
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (185 download)

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Download or read book My Life as a Splatted Flat Quarterback written by Bill Myers and published by Tommy Nelson. This book was released on 2006-10-29 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In his newest, original outing, bungling hero Wally McDoogle runs into trouble by unfairly judging others and gossiping behind people's backs. But it's not until he tries to see people through the eyes of God that he realizes it's better to love than to judge.

My Life as a Torpedo Test Target

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Publisher : Thomas Nelson
ISBN 13 : 141853515X
Total Pages : 94 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (185 download)

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Download or read book My Life as a Torpedo Test Target written by Bill Myers and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 1994-04-24 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Forty feet underwater with a million dollars of gold in reach, Wally McDoogle only has to overcome: Sea monsters. . . Hostile pirates. . . A ghost ship. . . And, of course, the world famous McDoogle klutziness. Will he be able to avoid catastrophe and chaos? Probably not. Just as our hero goes for the gold, he finds himself on a wild ride atop a misguided torpedo and realizes the true cost of greed.

My Life as a Supersized Superhero with Slobber

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Publisher : Tommy Nelson
ISBN 13 : 1418553360
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (185 download)

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Download or read book My Life as a Supersized Superhero with Slobber written by Bill Myers and published by Tommy Nelson. This book was released on 2007-07-08 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At last, Wally can have the superpowers he has always dreamed of and written about! Thanks to the newest invention of Junior Whiz Kid, Wally now has . . Laser-Blaster Eye Beams-handy for catching those bad guys . . . and reheating your hot chocolate. Inviso Shield-a flip of the switch and your invisible . . . except for you're underwear. Extendo Arms-great for back scratching those hard to reach spots . . . particularly if they're a thousand miles away. These and a dozen other superpowers allow him to try to make the world a better place . . . until he realizes that the biggest differences are not made by flashy superheroes, but by everyday people doing everyday acts of kindness. Join our boy blunder as he learns the true meaning of helping and caring for others.

The Case of the Yodeling Turtles

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Publisher : Thomas Nelson Inc
ISBN 13 : 1418558494
Total Pages : 61 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (185 download)

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Download or read book The Case of the Yodeling Turtles written by Bill Myers and published by Thomas Nelson Inc. This book was released on 2005-03-29 with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Secret Agent Dingledorf's sixth top-secret case, everyone's pets are going crazy! Cats think they can sing opera. Dogs think they're country-western stars. Even Priscilla's turtles think they can yodel! Only Secret Agent Dingledorf and his trusty dog, Splat-created by the outrageously funny Bill Myers-can solve the case and save the day. Black-and-white illustrations bring the mystery to life as everyone learns a little lesson about the importance of treating pets and animals with kindness.

My Life as a Blundering Ballerina

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Publisher : Tommy Nelson
ISBN 13 : 1418535044
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (185 download)

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Download or read book My Life as a Blundering Ballerina written by Bill Myers and published by Tommy Nelson. This book was released on 1997-10-02 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "It's way harder being a guy than a girl." "Is not." "Is too." "Is not!" "Is too!" So begins another madcap McDoogle mishap as Wally agrees to switch places with Wall Street (his best friend even if she is a girl). Teachers, parents, friends, everyone is in on the act as the two try to survive 72 hours in each other's shoes. It's a custom-made Wally catastrophe that includes: exploding Home Ec cookies (apparently Wally used gun powder instead of baking powder), baby-sitting a mob of out-of-control monster babies, and imprisoned 2.2 hours in the bathroom every morning to fix his hair. Last, and by no means least, Wally must replace Wall Street as a star in The Nutcracker ballet! All in all it becomes one of Wally's greatest misadventures as he finally learns the important lesson of honoring and respecting others.

My Life as a Haunted Hamburger, Hold the Pickles

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Publisher : Tommy Nelson
ISBN 13 : 1418553328
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (185 download)

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Download or read book My Life as a Haunted Hamburger, Hold the Pickles written by Bill Myers and published by Tommy Nelson. This book was released on 2006-10-29 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everybody says the old house at the edge of town is haunted. But Wally has some major doubts. Unfortunately, in exposing the hoax he undergoes some of the craziest catastrophes and mass mayhem of his life. To name just a few, Wally experiences: falling into mirrors that others claim show the future; shorting the sheets on so-called ghosts; and supposedly being turned into a talking hamburger. All this as our young hero learns what God really says about sorcery, ghosts, and the supernatural.

My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss

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Publisher : Thomas Nelson
ISBN 13 : 1418535141
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (185 download)

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Download or read book My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss written by Bill Myers and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 1994-04-24 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It was just a little lie. But mishap follows mishap until Wally is chased by bungling terrorist, a SWAT team, the TV news, and the National Guard. It isn't until he risks his life to save his country (and has a little chat with the President along the way) that the madcap misunderstanding finally end. . . And Wally learns that honesty really is the best policy.

My Life as a Screaming Skydiver

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Publisher : Tommy Nelson
ISBN 13 : 1418535052
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (185 download)

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Download or read book My Life as a Screaming Skydiver written by Bill Myers and published by Tommy Nelson. This book was released on 1998-03-20 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Only master of mayhem Wally McDoogle can turn an innocent game of laser tag into international espionage. From the Swiss Alps to the African plains, Agent 00 1/7th bumblingly employs such top-secret gizmos as rocket-powered toilet paper, exploding dental floss and the ever-popular transformer tacos (don't laugh, they get great gas mileage) in a desperate attempt to stop the dreaded and super secret . . . Giggle Gun. It isn't until Wally finally takes responsibility for his actions (which unfortunately involves leaping out of a jet fighter traveling 1.2 gazillion miles an hour), that he is finally able to save his life. . . And while he is at it, the entire free world.

My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut

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Publisher : Thomas Nelson
ISBN 13 : 1418535176
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (185 download)

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Download or read book My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut written by Bill Myers and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 1995-02-22 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Just 'cause I didn't follow the rules doesn't make it my fault that the Space Shuttle almost crashed. Well, okay, maybe it was sort of my fault. But not the part when Pilot O'Brien was spacewalking and I accidentally knocked him halfway to Jupiter, or when I wound up in a space suit and nearly became the first human satellite to orbit the Earth; you can't blame that on me. "Well, okay, maybe that was sort of my fault, too." So begins another hilarious Wally McDoogle MISadventure as our boy blunder stows aboard the Space Shuttle and learns the importance of: OBEYING THE RULES!

My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord

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Publisher : Thomas Nelson
ISBN 13 : 1418535125
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (185 download)

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Download or read book My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord written by Bill Myers and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 1993-07-02 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hot-air balloon race! What could be more fun? Then again, we're talking about Wally McDoogle, the world-renowned "Human Catastrophe." My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord keeps readers on the edge of their seats as one calamity builds upon another until, with his life on the line, Wally learns what it means to FULLY put his trust in God.

My Life as Crocodile Junk Food

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Publisher : Thomas Nelson
ISBN 13 : 1418535133
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (185 download)

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Download or read book My Life as Crocodile Junk Food written by Bill Myers and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 1993-07-02 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chased by thieves through roaring rapids, over a killer waterfall, and into the hands of primitive jungle natives! This isn't exactly what Dad had in mind when he took his son on a missions trip to the South American rain forest. But he should have known better. After all, we are talking about Wally-If-Anything-Can-Go-Wrong-It-Will McDoogle. My Life as Crocodile Junk Food keeps readers laughing as Wally stumbles into a whole new set of impossible (and man-eating) predicaments . . . Until he finally understands the need and joy of sharing Jesus Christ with others.

My Life as a Cowboy Cowpie

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Publisher : Tommy Nelson
ISBN 13 : 1418535095
Total Pages : 85 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (185 download)

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Download or read book My Life as a Cowboy Cowpie written by Bill Myers and published by Tommy Nelson. This book was released on 2001-05-06 with total page 85 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Once again our part-time hereo and full-time walking disaster area finds himself smack dab in another misadventure. This time it's full of dude-ranch disasters, bungling bronco busters, and the world's biggest cow-and, well, let's just say it's not a pretty picture (or a pleasant smelling one). Through all this, Wally learns the importance of following God's command to always forgive one another.

My Life as a Human Hairball

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Publisher : Tommy Nelson
ISBN 13 : 141855345X
Total Pages : 87 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (185 download)

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Download or read book My Life as a Human Hairball written by Bill Myers and published by Tommy Nelson. This book was released on 1998-11-01 with total page 87 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just when you're sure Wally has bungled through every misadventure imaginable, this nerdy kid stumbles, staggers, and k-splats his way smack dab into a brand new frontier - the human body. When he and Wall Street, his best friend (even if she is a girl), visit a local laboratory, they are accidentally miniaturized and swallowed by some unknown stranger. It is a race against the clock (let alone Wally's own klutzoidness) as they fly through various parts of the body - from the stomach to the blood system to the brain to the eye - in a desperate search for a way out while all the time learning how "fearfully and wonderfully we are made."

My Life as a Bigfoot Breath Mint

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Publisher : Tommy Nelson
ISBN 13 : 1418535036
Total Pages : 87 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (185 download)

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Download or read book My Life as a Bigfoot Breath Mint written by Bill Myers and published by Tommy Nelson. This book was released on 1997-01-31 with total page 87 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Look out California, here comes Wally McDoogle! Our boy blunder gets his big break to star with his Uncle Max in the famous Fantasmo World stunt show. Unlike his father, who Wally secretly suspects to be a major loser, Uncle Max is everything Wally longs to be. . . Or so it appears on the surface. Unfortunately, Fantasmo World will never be the same, as in typical McDoogle Mayhem, Wally discovers the truth and learns who the real hero in his life is.

My Life as Invisible Intestines (with Intense Indigestion)

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Publisher : Tommy Nelson
ISBN 13 : 1418535117
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (185 download)

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Download or read book My Life as Invisible Intestines (with Intense Indigestion) written by Bill Myers and published by Tommy Nelson. This book was released on 2001-10-14 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My Life As Invisible Intestines (with Intense Indigestion) is book # 20 in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series. When Wally first becomes invisible (thanks to the handy-dandy OOPS Machine) it's great fun. Now he can do whatever he wants, like defending Opera by humiliating a bully, or helping the local football team come back from a 0-54 score. Then, of course, there's always giving Wall Street a hand in making her first million. . . . But the fun and games are short lived when everybody from a crazy ghost buster, to the FBI, to the 59 1⁄2 Minutes TV show, to the neighbor's new dog (a cross between a grizzly bear and a Tyrannosaurs Rex) begin pursuing him. Soon Wally is stumbling and staggering through his greatest misadventure ever . . . until he finally learns that cheating and taking short cuts in life are not all they're cracked up to be. Until he learns that honesty really is the best policy.

My Life as a Belching Baboon with Bad Breath

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Publisher : Thomas Nelson
ISBN 13 : 1418553166
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (185 download)

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Download or read book My Life as a Belching Baboon with Bad Breath written by Bill Myers and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2006-10-29 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All of Wally's friends have cooler stuff than he does, and even his prayers have turned into, "Dear God, gimme, gimme, gimme" until Dad drags him along on an aid project to Africa. He meets a boy his age who shows him what really counts in life and the key to real happiness.

My Life as Alien Monster Bait

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Publisher : Thomas Nelson
ISBN 13 : 1418535109
Total Pages : 75 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (185 download)

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Download or read book My Life as Alien Monster Bait written by Bill Myers and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 1993-05-07 with total page 75 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Hollywierd" comes to Middletown! Wally's a superstar! A movie company has chosen our hero to be eaten by their mechanical "Mutant from Mars!" It's a close race as to which will consume Wally first - the disaster-plagued special-effects "monster" or his own out-of-control pride. . . Until he learns the cost of true friendship and of God's command for humility.