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Book Synopsis My Daddy Always Said by : C. Birdfinger
Download or read book My Daddy Always Said written by C. Birdfinger and published by August Publishing. This book was released on 2019-12-02 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WARNING READERS This book will cause belly laughs, fart laughs, tear laughs, wipe your running snotty nose laughs, roaring laughs, screaming laughs, having to pee laughs, and having to schiff laughs. In the words of that famous fake Indian running for president - "Umm good book." Words from the grave of the great writer Edgar Allen Poe - "Just what the hell is a 'ho'?" Don't forget those words of Quid -Pro - Quo. Four skin and Getties it in every burg you can before Katie climbs back up that hill and leaves the valley for cotton eyed Joe plugs to sniff. There are only so many pages in this book so enjoy every one. With little or no regret, I beget you a book to read that was written with one, sometimes two brain cells. With Moss under my feet perched high on a tree limb - I say there - that's not hair gel that just hit your head, that's birds Schiff. C. Birdfinger
Book Synopsis I Love My Daddy by : Sebastien Braun
Download or read book I Love My Daddy written by Sebastien Braun and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2004-04-13 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes daddies are loud and playful. Other times they are quiet and compassionate. And they are always loving. Sebastien Braun's appealing text and charming illustrations follow a day in the life of a bear and his bear cub in this celebration of the bond between father and child.
Book Synopsis My Daddy Owns All of Outer Space by : James Altucher
Download or read book My Daddy Owns All of Outer Space written by James Altucher and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-11-16 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Children's book by Choose Yourself author James Altucher and Buddha Doodles creator Molly Hahn.
Book Synopsis Why Does Daddy Always Look So Sad? by : Jude Morrow
Download or read book Why Does Daddy Always Look So Sad? written by Jude Morrow and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-04-07 with total page 243 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner of a 2021 Gold Living Now Award. Why Does Daddy Always Look So Sad? is a poignant and honest memoir detailing Jude Morrow’s journey to parenthood, and how his autism profoundly affected that journey, for both better and worse, bringing hope to all who live with autism as well as those who care for someone on the spectrum. I knew that Jupiter has seventy-nine known moons and where the swimming pool was located on the Titanic, yet I didn’t know how to connect with this beautiful child who called me “Daddy.” Why Does Daddy Always Look So Sad? is a candid view of life and love through the eyes of an autistic adult—who went from being a nonverbal and aggressive child to a hard working and responsible father to a non-autistic son. Growing up autistic, Jude Morrow faced immense challenges and marginalization, but he was able to successfully—though not without difficulty—finish university and transition into a successful career and eventually parenthood. Those with autism can have difficulty understanding the world around them and can find it hard to find their voice, but in this poignant and honest memoir, Jude defiantly uses his found voice to break down the misconceptions and societal beliefs surrounding autism, bringing hope to all who live with autism as well as those who care for someone on the spectrum. Jude views his autism as a gift to be shared, not a burden to be pitied, and as he demonstrates through his honest recollections and observations, autistic people’s lives can be every bit as happy and fulfilling as those not on the spectrum.
Book Synopsis My Daddy Ate an Apple by : Craig Smith
Download or read book My Daddy Ate an Apple written by Craig Smith and published by . This book was released on 2013 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: So what happens if you eat an apple with a green worm inside? Not just any worm, of course, but a fuzzy one, a buzzy one, a great big fat juicy one! Children will love this story about Daddy Zebra's trip to hospital-and the surprise ending!
Download or read book Daddy Said... written by Ann Davis and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-09-24 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is no available information at this time.
Book Synopsis My Daddy, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr by : Martin Luther King (III)
Download or read book My Daddy, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr written by Martin Luther King (III) and published by Amistad. This book was released on 2018 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A poignant account of the author's brief years shared with his civil rights leader father offers insight into their special bond, their separation during Dr. King's imprisonment and the author's 5-year-old witness to the famous "I Have a Dream" speech.
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Book Synopsis Cartel Restriction Act by : United States. Congress. House. Committee on Interstate and Foreign Commerce. Subcommittee on Consumer Protection and Finance
Download or read book Cartel Restriction Act written by United States. Congress. House. Committee on Interstate and Foreign Commerce. Subcommittee on Consumer Protection and Finance and published by . This book was released on 1981 with total page 436 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis My Mountain Granny by : Matthew Link Baker
Download or read book My Mountain Granny written by Matthew Link Baker and published by Book Hub Inc. This book was released on 2013-07-17 with total page 275 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-qformat:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;} Shortly after moving to western North Carolina, Matthew Baker met Evelyn Howell Beck of Whittier, North Carolina. This meeting was the consequence of Baker’s lifelong desire to discover the “real Appalachia” and the character of the people who lived there. Over the course of a four-year period starting in 1998, Baker would visit Evelyn nearly twenty times. Their recorded conversations comprise the foundation of the book. Baker’s touching documentation of Beck’s life and the history of Whittier pays tribute to a once-booming mountain town and the resilience of its people.
Download or read book GETTIN' LUCKY written by Kimberly Raye and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2011-07-15 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She was really unlucky in love. So, when Lucky Myers came across a gorgeous cowboy swimming in the buff, she didn't know what to do—run or enjoy the show. And when he asked her to spend time on his ranch, she was floored! That is, until the sexy cowpoke asked her to be his nanny…. He'd be lucky…to get Lucky. How did he get in this fix? Rancher Tyler Grant had to find a nanny for his daughter before his blue-blooded ex-mother-in-law arrived. And the only one who could help him was Lucky—sassy, sexy Lucky. Tyler was willing to give the smart-mouthed tomboy a few lessons in being a lady. But in his books, she was definitely all woman….
Book Synopsis The Death of Bernadette Lefthand by : Ron Querry
Download or read book The Death of Bernadette Lefthand written by Ron Querry and published by Cinco Puntos Press. This book was released on 2019-03-19 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The Death of Bernadette Lefthand should rank among the classics of American fiction." —Tony Hillerman "In 100 years, someone will open The Death of Bernadette Lefthand and still be consumed by the wisdom, the different cultural beliefs between tribes, and struck that love and jealousy are the poles from which evil comes. In my top five favorite reads." —Jo-Ann Mapson, author of Blue Rodeo, The Wilder Sister, and Solomon's Oak "Querry conjures up a fascinating mix of cultures and values, and, best of all, a gripping story." —Hungry Mind Review Ron Querry's debut novel, originally published in 1993 by Red Crane, is a foundational novel in contemporary Native American writing. Querry uses the alternating viewpoints of Gracie, Bernadette's younger sister, and Starr Stubbs, the wealthy New Yorker who lives just outside of Dulce, New Mexico-to detail the tragic end of Bernadette's life. The conflicting accounts create a compelling novel about heritage, family, and the dark magic of the twisted soul. This twenty-fifth anniversary edition of Ron Querry's debut novel features a new afterword in which the author offers insight into the writing of this American classic. Ron Querry is an internationally acclaimed, American author and enrolled member of the Choctaw Nation of Oklahoma. Querry lives in northern New Mexico with his wife, fine art photographer Elaine Querry, and their cow dogs, BeauDog and Shorty.
Book Synopsis The Wisdom of Forgiveness by : Dalai Lama
Download or read book The Wisdom of Forgiveness written by Dalai Lama and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2005-08-02 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The extraordinary documentation of the evolving friendship between the Dalai Lama and the man who followed him across Ireland and Eastern Europe, on a pilgrimage to India's holy sites, and through the Dalai Lama's near fatal illness. On this remarkable journey Victor Chan was awarded an insight into His Holiness-his life, his fears, his faith, his compassion, his day-to-day practice-that no one has reported before. We've heard the public voice of His Holiness--now we are invited to listen in on his personal explorations, and to take instruction on the Tibetan art of living.
Book Synopsis Mr. and Mrs. Doctor by : Julie Iromuanya
Download or read book Mr. and Mrs. Doctor written by Julie Iromuanya and published by Coffee House Press. This book was released on 2015-04-20 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ifi and Job, a Nigerian couple in an arranged marriage, begin their lives together in Nebraska with a single, outrageous lie: that Job is a doctor, not a college dropout. Unwittingly, Ifi becomes his co-conspirator—that is until his first wife, Cheryl, whom he married for a green card years ago, reenters the picture and upsets Job's tenuous balancing act. Julie Iromuanya has short stories and novel excerpts appearing or forthcoming in the Kenyon Review, Passages North, the Cream City Review, and the Tampa Review, among other journals. She is a finalist for the PEN/Robert W. Bingham Prize for Debut Fiction. Mr. and Mrs. Doctor is her first novel.
Book Synopsis Newark's Armadillo by : Arlene J. Ramsey
Download or read book Newark's Armadillo written by Arlene J. Ramsey and published by Author House. This book was released on 2007-10-02 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is a true story about a little girl who has over come every negative obstacle which have been thrown her way. From being sexually molested / sodomized, to constantly beingbeaten up and picked on by an uncle 8 years her senior. And from dealing with life at home tolife at school.Now, as an adult thewoman who speak and relate to people fromthe hurt heart of a child is finding it hard to deal with people and is unable to have relationships with men. Also,the trials and tribulations of everyday life hasn't made things easy for her to cope which caused her to hit rock bottom and struggle to find herself and realize who she is as a person and what will be or is her purpose in life. This book can change lives! This book is a true story about a little girl who has over come every negative obstacle which have been thrown her way. From being sexually molested / sodomized, to constantly beingbeaten up and picked on by an uncle 8 years her senior. And from dealing with life at home tolife at school.Now, as an adult thewoman who speak and relate to people fromthe hurt heart of a child is finding it hard to deal with people and is unable to have relationships with men. Also,the trials and tribulations of everyday life haven't made things easy for her to cope which caused her to hit rock bottom and struggle to find herself and realize who she is as a person and what will be or is her purpose in life. This book can change lives!
Book Synopsis The New York City Bartender's Joke Book by : Jimmy Pritchard
Download or read book The New York City Bartender's Joke Book written by Jimmy Pritchard and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2008-11-15 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jimmy Pritchards presents a collection of hundreds of jokes, collected from wonderfully diverse patrons over the course of his career tending bars in New York City, that are sure to have anybody laughing. When it comes to the finest, the far-outest, and the just plain funniest, the jokes start here--in the saloon capital of the world, New York, New York. Jimmy Pritchard, author and veteran NYC bartender, has heard them all from patrons across the oak. In these comedic cocktails, no one is spared, not the Irish or the elderly, not lawyers or blondes, not the handicapped, not sex-crazed animals, not even God. Jimmy brings you over 400 of the best in the house, stirred, shaken, and served inside this one-of-a-kind collection that is downright intoxicating.
Book Synopsis A Sackful of Quarters by : L.M. Favier
Download or read book A Sackful of Quarters written by L.M. Favier and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2007-06-07 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A SACKFUL OF QUARTERS is a collection of short stories set throughout the twelve months of the year. Each story is a seasonal account of one particular character's life experience. The glue that holds them all together is that each woman or girl originally perceives herself through familial or societal eyes, and comes to a better understanding of who she really is as a result of the incidents that occur within the story. January: FRESH SLATE, USED CHALK This story recounts the liberation of the abused wife of a prominent doctor, and how she leaves him only to discover that she is immediately drawn to an individual who, although outwardly the complete opposite of her husband, has the potential to do her harm. How she deals with the revelation establishes the foundation for a new life filled with promise. FEBRUARY: ETUDE FOR A WINTER'S AFTERNOON A fifth grade girl spends the Valentine season learning about unselfish love and class prejudice in this fifties piece set in Chicago neighborhood. The great melting pot is not as advertised. The reflection she sees in the mirror is not necessarily how others view her and she has miles to go before she sleeps. MARCH: ERIN GO BRAUGH! A prostitute in a seedy motel considers how she came to such an end. She recalls how she started out with high expectations and remembers her first real love, a mechanic in the town garage. She comes to terms with her past finally resolving the conflicts that caused her fall. APRIL: GOT THOSE AIN'T WHERE YOU ARE, PARK BENCH BLUES Once great blues singer, Jonna Knight finds herself past seventy, penniless and at the bottom of the barrel, living homeless on the streets of New York City. After spending the night under a blanket of newspapers on a Central Park bench, she encounters aspiring songstress Mona. The young Jewess joins her after dropping her portfolio, scattering its invaluable contents in the early morning wind. Mona vents her frustrations, almost oblivious of the old black woman who seems most interested in her diatribe. She's tired of "paying her dues", exhausted from daily rejections from prospective employers more concerned with her obvious ethnicity than her talent, and depressed enough to call it quits and retreat to the comfort of her affluent home. A morning chat with the legendary vocalist teaches her an invaluable lesson and earns her a surprise to boot. MAY: BLOSSOM TIME FOR MAUDE ROSE Maude Rose, a spinster who spent the fruitful years of her twenties and thirties traveling the globe with her widower father, enjoys an early summer evening on the porch with her gentleman caller. They sip lemonade. She offers him cookies, shares gossip and makes observations about the flawlessly beautiful but barren apple tree in her front yard. Her caller never speaks, but as Maude Rose rambles on his silence reveals some meaningful insights about herself and others in their small Southern community. JUNE: GEMINI WITH SCORPIO RISING Twins, one plain and one fair, come to terms with their individuality in the liberated seventies. They are both dating the same man who is equally attracted to them for different reasons. As the story unfolds, the plain sister falls deeply in love, and her beautiful counterpart learns something about her own emergent sexuality that she is both frightened and eager to share with her twin. JULY: AN ANATOMY OF THE AMERICAN DREAM GONE ASKEW A newlywed in June, pregnant in July, and far too soon for a yuppie husband who has their storybook life planned down to the last white picket in the fence that will surround their custom built house. But times have changed, and she's come a long way baby, to where
Book Synopsis American readings in prose and verse by : American readings
Download or read book American readings in prose and verse written by American readings and published by . This book was released on 1887 with total page 408 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
