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Author : Maeve Jopson
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780990497608
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (976 download)
Download or read book My Cat Is a Jerk written by Maeve Jopson and published by . This book was released on 2014-06-07 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : I've Got This Journals
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781979272827
Total Pages : 110 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (728 download)
Download or read book My Cat Is a Jerk written by I've Got This Journals and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-11 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We love our cats ... but we also know who's really in charge: our feline overlords! Now, you can document the evidence on your "feline overlord" with the "My Cat Is A Jerk: Journal of My Cats Lovable & Jerky Ways" is the perfect place to write down everything about your cat that you want to remember. You can use the same journal for all of your cats, if you have more than one, or you can have one journal for each. Our cat (or cats, for many cat owners!) are so lovable, and entertain us and are a part of our family. We also know they can be jerks! Our cats are amazing creatures: we know they run the house and "own" us, not the other way around. You know the story! Are you looking for a gift for that hard-to-buy-for friend or family member who has a special cat(s) in their life? The "My Cat Is A Jerk" journal makes a perfect, thoughtful gift. Have fun with it and cherish your furry family member(s)' quirks and lovable antics!
Author : Hank Whitefoot
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781532827822
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (278 download)
Download or read book My Cat Is an Asshole written by Hank Whitefoot and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-05 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like any normal cat, Tobey wants love, affection and attention. Sometimes he shows this very well, other times he is an ass hole. Follow us on his journey as he shows his love and annoyance. You will discover how Tobey rubs his nasty lips on everything in sight, performs the one-leg salute and bugs the hell out of me.
Author : John Bradshaw
Publisher : Basic Books
ISBN 13 : 0465096492
Total Pages : 354 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (65 download)
Download or read book The Trainable Cat written by John Bradshaw and published by Basic Books. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "I have to hand it to Bradshaw and Ellis: Once you suss out their basic cat-training philosophy, their methods totally work." -- Slate We often assume that cats can't be trained, and don't need to be. But in The Trainable Cat, bestselling anthrozoologist John Bradshaw and cat expert Sarah Ellis show that cats absolutely must be trained in order to enrich the bond between pet and owner. Full of training tips and exercises -- from introducing your cat to a new baby to helping them deal with visits to the vet -- The Trainable Cat is the essential cat bible for cat owners and lovers. "I doubt you'll find a more well-informed or scientific book on cats that better shows you how feline thinking works." -- Times (UK)
Author : Deborah Barnes
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781941433041
Total Pages : 232 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (33 download)
Download or read book Rescued Volume 2 written by Deborah Barnes and published by . This book was released on 2017-03-01 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Pam Johnson-Bennett
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101552670
Total Pages : 434 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (15 download)
Download or read book Think Like a Cat written by Pam Johnson-Bennett and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-09-27 with total page 434 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: America's favorite cat behavior expert, author of Catwise and Cat vs. Cat, offers the most complete resource for cat owners of all stripes, now fully updated. "The queen of cat behavior" - Steve Dale, author of My Pet World Think it's impossible to train a cat? Think again! By learning how to think like a cat, you'll be amazed at just how easy it is. Whether you are a veteran cat lover, a brand-new owner of a sweet kitten, or the frustrated companion of a feline whose driving you crazy, Pam Johnson-Bennett will help you understand what makes your cat tick (as well as scratch and purr). Topics range from where to get a cat to securing a vet; from basic health care to treating more serious problems; choosing an inrresistible scratching post and avoiding litterbox problems. A comprehensive guide to cat care and training, she helps you understand the instincts that guide feline behavior. Using behavior modification and play therapy techniques, she shares successful methods that will help you and your cat build a great relationship.
Author : American College of Veterinary Behaviorists
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin
ISBN 13 : 1328489906
Total Pages : 373 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (284 download)
Download or read book Decoding Your Cat written by American College of Veterinary Behaviorists and published by Houghton Mifflin. This book was released on 2020 with total page 373 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Examines "the most [common] behavioral issues that cats face"--
Author : Pamela Merritt
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780998035703
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (357 download)
Download or read book The Way of Cats written by Pamela Merritt and published by . This book was released on 2018-05-31 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Way of Cats is a way of playing games with our cat. These communication, training, and affection games are fun and easy to learn. Then we have well-behaved and happy cats.
Author : Timmie Guzzmann
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
ISBN 13 : 163501655X
Total Pages : 45 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (35 download)
Download or read book Cat Humor: Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks! written by Timmie Guzzmann and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-08-29 with total page 45 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their furry friends with these curious & humorous cat poems and rhymes. In this hilarious book of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Powered by his creative potential Timmie Guzzmann, the author of "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" explains the jerky and weird behavior and ignorance of cats. The poems collected in the book perfectly capture the inner workings of the jerk cat psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal kitty cat's at their jerkiest moments. Timmie opens the window of truth to shed light onto the most humorous and most daring jerk moments lived by these lazy, fickle, perky and pesky animals as they are going on about their day in a truly jerky way. Timmie exposes true jerk personality and exposes some secrets that have never been told before. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside you'll find jerky cat moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think and lots more... Download "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" right now
Author : Tony Ross
Publisher : Andersen Press USA
ISBN 13 : 1467764507
Total Pages : 30 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (677 download)
Download or read book Drat That Cat! written by Tony Ross and published by Andersen Press USA. This book was released on 2014-08-01 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Suzy the cat is always getting into trouble, much to the annoyance of her family. She can never do anything right! So Suzy decides to teach her family a lesson and make them realize just how much they love her.
Author : Dan Gookin
Publisher : John Wiley & Sons
ISBN 13 : 0764570684
Total Pages : 410 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (645 download)
Download or read book C For Dummies written by Dan Gookin and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2004-05-07 with total page 410 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: while (dead_horse) beat (): If you’re like most people, the above seems like nonsense. Actually, it’s computer sense—C programming. After digesting C For Dummies, 2nd Edition, you’ll understand it. C programs are fast, concise and versatile. They let you boss your computer around for a change. So turn on your computer, get a free compiler and editor (the book tells you where), pull up a chair, and get going. You won’t have to go far (page 13) to find your first program example. You’ll do short, totally manageable, hands-on exercises to help you make sense of: All 32 keywords in the C language (that’s right—just 32 words) The functions—several dozen of them Terms like printf(), scanf(), gets (), and puts () String variables, numeric variables, and constants Looping and implementation Floating-point values In case those terms are almost as intimidating as the idea of programming, be reassured that C For Dummies was written by Dan Gookin, bestselling author of DOS For Dummies, the book that started the whole library. So instead of using expletives and getting headaches, you’ll be using newly acquired skills and getting occasional chuckles as you discover how to: Design and develop programs Add comments (like post-it-notes to yourself) as you go Link code to create executable programs Debug and deploy your programs Use lint, a common tool to examine and optimize your code A helpful, tear-out cheat sheet is a quick reference for comparison symbols, conversion characters, mathematical doodads, C numeric data types, and more. C For Dummies takes the mystery out of programming and gets you into it quickly and painlessly.
Author : Tom Fonder
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 152485395X
Total Pages : 150 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (248 download)
Download or read book Business Cat: Hostile Takeovers written by Tom Fonder and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2019-05-07 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After clawing his way to the top of the corporate world, Business Cat's professional standing is secure — or is it? Following a surprise audit from the IRS and some nefarious scheming by his executive rival, a business dog named Howard, things go downhill fast. Business Cat's exile from the C-suite isn't always pretty — he winds up in temp jobs, alleys, foster homes, and the kennel — but it is always entertaining. Author Tom Fonder's story of Business Cat's remarkable journey provides a thrilling conclusion to the series, and one office workers, cat lovers, and comics fans will cheer on to the finish.
Author : Alison Green
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 0399181822
Total Pages : 306 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (991 download)
Download or read book Ask a Manager written by Alison Green and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2018-05-01 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the popular website Ask a Manager and New York’s work-advice columnist comes a witty, practical guide to 200 difficult professional conversations—featuring all-new advice! There’s a reason Alison Green has been called “the Dear Abby of the work world.” Ten years as a workplace-advice columnist have taught her that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they simply don’t know what to say. Thankfully, Green does—and in this incredibly helpful book, she tackles the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You’ll learn what to say when • coworkers push their work on you—then take credit for it • you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email then hit “reply all” • you’re being micromanaged—or not being managed at all • you catch a colleague in a lie • your boss seems unhappy with your work • your cubemate’s loud speakerphone is making you homicidal • you got drunk at the holiday party Praise for Ask a Manager “A must-read for anyone who works . . . [Alison Green’s] advice boils down to the idea that you should be professional (even when others are not) and that communicating in a straightforward manner with candor and kindness will get you far, no matter where you work.”—Booklist (starred review) “The author’s friendly, warm, no-nonsense writing is a pleasure to read, and her advice can be widely applied to relationships in all areas of readers’ lives. Ideal for anyone new to the job market or new to management, or anyone hoping to improve their work experience.”—Library Journal (starred review) “I am a huge fan of Alison Green’s Ask a Manager column. This book is even better. It teaches us how to deal with many of the most vexing big and little problems in our workplaces—and to do so with grace, confidence, and a sense of humor.”—Robert Sutton, Stanford professor and author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide “Ask a Manager is the ultimate playbook for navigating the traditional workforce in a diplomatic but firm way.”—Erin Lowry, author of Broke Millennial: Stop Scraping By and Get Your Financial Life Together
Author : Kathy Hoopmann
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781843104810
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (48 download)
Download or read book All Cats Have Asperger Syndrome written by Kathy Hoopmann and published by . This book was released on 2006 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Touching, humorous and insightful, this book evokes the joys and challenges of raising a child who is different. It leaves the reader with a sense of the dignity, individuality and potential of people with Asperger Syndrome"--Jacket.
Author : Jay Heinrichs
Publisher : Penguin UK
ISBN 13 : 1846149584
Total Pages : 107 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (461 download)
Download or read book How to Argue with a Cat written by Jay Heinrichs and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2018-03-01 with total page 107 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you can persuade a cat ... you can persuade anyone. This is the essential guide to getting your way. Jay Heinrichs, award-winning author of Thank You for Arguing and advisor to the Pentagon, NASA and Fortune 500 companies, distils a lifetime of negotiating and rhetoric to show you how to win over anyone - from colleagues and bosses, to friends and partners at home (and even the most stubborn of feline adversaries). You'll learn to: Perfect your timing - learn exactly when to pounce Get your body language, tone and gesture just right Think about what your opponent wants - always offer a comfy lap Lure them in by making them think they have the power The result? A happy, hopefully scratch-free, resolution. 'Jay Heinrichs knows a thing or two about arguing' The Times 'A master rhetorician and persuasion guru' Salon 'You got a bunch of logical engineers to inject pathos into their arguments ... it works!' NASA engineer
Author : John Bradshaw
Publisher : Basic Books (AZ)
ISBN 13 : 0465031013
Total Pages : 337 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (65 download)
Download or read book Cat Sense written by John Bradshaw and published by Basic Books (AZ). This book was released on 2013-09-10 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cats have been popular household pets for thousands of years, and their numbers only continue to rise. Today there are three cats for every dog on the planet, and yet cats remain more mysterious, even to their most adoring owners. Unlike dogs, cats evolved as solitary hunters, and, while many have learned to live alongside humans and even feel affection for us, they still don’t quite “get us” the way dogs do, and perhaps they never will. But cats have rich emotional lives that we need to respect and understand if they are to thrive in our company. In Cat Sense, renowned anthrozoologist John Bradshaw takes us further into the mind of the domestic cat than ever before, using cutting-edge scientific research to dispel the myths and explain the true nature of our feline friends. Tracing the cat’s evolution from lone predator to domesticated companion, Bradshaw shows that although cats and humans have been living together for at least eight thousand years, cats remain independent, predatory, and wary of contact with their own kind, qualities that often clash with our modern lifestyles. Cats still have three out of four paws firmly planted in the wild, and within only a few generations can easily revert back to the independent way of life that was the exclusive preserve of their predecessors some 10,000 years ago. Cats are astonishingly flexible, and given the right environment they can adapt to a life of domesticity with their owners—but to continue do so, they will increasingly need our help. If we’re to live in harmony with our cats, Bradshaw explains, we first need to understand their inherited quirks: understanding their body language, keeping their environments—however small—sufficiently interesting, and becoming more proactive in managing both their natural hunting instincts and their relationships with other cats. A must-read for any cat lover, Cat Sense offers humane, penetrating insights about the domestic cat that challenge our most basic assumptions and promise to dramatically improve our pets’ lives—and ours.
Author : Jackson Galaxy
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101632313
Total Pages : 306 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (16 download)
Download or read book Catification written by Jackson Galaxy and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2014-10-14 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times bestseller! The star of Animal Planet’s hit television series My Cat from Hell, Jackson Galaxy, shows cat owners everywhere how to make their homes both cat-friendly and chic. Cat owners know the struggles of creating living spaces that are both functional and stylish for owner and cat. Don’t just go to your local pet shop and adorn your home with unattractive cat towers and kitty beds. In Catification, Jackson Galaxy, the star of Animal Planet’s My Cat from Hell, and Kate Benjamin, founder of a popular cat design website, walk readers through a step-by-step process of designing an attractive home that is also an optimal environment for cats. This gorgeously designed, full-color book includes more than twenty fun DIY projects, from kitty beds and litter boxes to catios (cat patios) that will be sure to make readers—and their cats—purr in approval.
