My Cat Ate Aliens

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Publisher : Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1642588806
Total Pages : 214 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (425 download)

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Book Synopsis My Cat Ate Aliens by : Natalie Griffin, D.V.M.

Download or read book My Cat Ate Aliens written by Natalie Griffin, D.V.M. and published by Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-03-15 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "So Much Fun! I kept wondering what the next exciting animal encounter would bring. Highly recommend My Cat Ate Aliens, A must-read for those who love animals and love the unexpected happenings they bring into our lives." ""Marty Becker DVM, "America's Veterinarian", Author of 25 pet/vet books, Nationally syndicated pet columnist, & Founder of FearFreePets.com "Dr. Griffin has written a humorous and heartwarming collection of stories for those who put faith and furry family members at the center of their lives. This is a wonderful book for those who find humor in pets and the strange animals they live with." ""Dr. Andy Roark, DVM MSc Her frantic voice hurried on," It's so horrible! I'm just worried about my cat, poor Princess Fluff!!! She's going to die of alien infestation if no one helps her!!"- My Cat Ate Aliens My Cat Ate Aliens and Other Humorous Tales in Veterinary Medicine is a collection of over 40 outrageous stories from the world of veterinary medicine. Dr. June B. French and her friends take you on a journey where they find themselves in the most unlikely scenarios, filled with surprising characters and twists no human could have foreseen. It all begins in a shelter, wherein they are faced with an impossible, heart-wrenching dilemma. From there, many more adventures are mapped out as you follow June into the land of dogs, cats, horses, alpacas, camels, horses, and even birds of all feathers (the scariest June has ever faced). You will also follow the journeys of June's beloved veterinary comrades, who detail their unexpected situations. These stories include a junkyard horse, a nudist colony, a bear and even a few mountain oysters. And you will also soon meet the furry friend that inspired this whole collection: the cat who ate aliens. These events are the unscripted trials of animal loving professionals in their everyday careers, with the greater mission to aid shelter medicine as well as finding the humor in the crazy situations they find themselves in. We do hope that you enjoy our stories! Author: Natalie Griffin, D.V.M. Contributions to this book by: Emily Peck Cindy Roberson Carrie Grace, DVM Tracy Jagocki, DVM Scott Richardson, DVM Michelle Richardson, DVM Rebecca Fratello, DVM D Pugh, DVM, MS, MAg DiplACT, ACVN, & ACVM Wendy Seesock VBSPCA Staff Reviews Derby Brackett (CEO): "Very easy to read - such fun stories. I love that you are sharing true and enriching, yet humorous experiences. I can't wait to share with my 10 year old grandson who is an animal lover too." Vikki Spruill (Director of Finance): "I keep My Cat Ate Aliens beside my bed for a quick chuckle every night before going to sleep. The stories are funny and heartwarming, a good way to end my day!" Nikki Shepperd (Retail & Sales Manager): "This book is definitely a page turner! I feel like I have a smile on my face while reading each short story and then once the story comes to fruition, the giggling really begins. I really love it!" Theresa Tsutsui (Customer Service Representative): "I really enjoyed reading My Cat Ate Aliens. Such a fun book and so relatable! I especially loved the story about the goat. "In Rut" I laughed out loud!" Jessica Lee (Customer Service Representative): "I love reading the book with my husband! It's both insightful into the veterinarian and shelter world and hilarious! I would highly recommend the book!" Maggie Henson (Customer Service Representative): "In general, all the stories from Dr. Griffin's days in vet school make me happy. My boyfriend's daughters love animals, particularly the 5 year old, and the examples of how hard and lonely, but incredibly rewarding school can be make me feel like if either of them decide to go the vet route, they will have a realistic expectation of what they will experience in school. Granted, at their ages they cannot quite read the book themselves just yet, but I believe they will enjoy it once they are ready..." S.C: "My Cat Ate Aliens" is a pleasant read that provides interesting, and lighthearted, insight into the veterinary work world. The writer's informal and personal style makes this an easy, fun read. I enjoyed the organization of the book into a variety of cleverly-titled short stories covering a wide range of animal clients.

Aliens Ate My Homework

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Publisher : Division Zero Press
ISBN 13 : 1950738086
Total Pages : 415 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (57 download)

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Book Synopsis Aliens Ate My Homework by : Matthew S. Cox

Download or read book Aliens Ate My Homework written by Matthew S. Cox and published by Division Zero Press. This book was released on 2022-06-09 with total page 415 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kelly Donovan wants to save the Earth from aliens, but her plan has a serious snag—she needs to do it before bedtime. It’s been a few weeks since the Nolmek scattered giant crystals around the world that unintentionally gave some people super powers. They also nearly eliminated war and shared technology to solve famine, drought, and pollution, so pretty much everyone loves them. Alas, the aliens didn’t visit Earth purely out of kindness. They needed a primitive species to enslave. Kelly discovers they’re speeding up their plans, already abducting people from the super-prison right out from under the cops’ noses, the same prison her mad-scientist father is stuck in. She’s desperate to protect him, but unfortunately, no one is willing to believe the Nolmek could be bad guys. Worse, they know she’s on to them. If she can’t find proof of the aliens’ plan, stop the invasion, and be in bed before nine, she faces worse than the enslavement of humanity—she’ll be grounded.

My Haunted Home

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Publisher : University of Alabama Press
ISBN 13 : 1573661961
Total Pages : 149 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (736 download)

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Book Synopsis My Haunted Home by : Victoria Hood

Download or read book My Haunted Home written by Victoria Hood and published by University of Alabama Press. This book was released on 2022-10-04 with total page 149 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "My Haunted Home by Victoria Hood is a short story collection held together by the common theme of haunting. In stories of mourning, surrealism, and obsessions, different narrators delve into their own worlds to explore how grief is felt and harvested in funny, sad, and unnamable ways"--

Havenwood

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Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595219098
Total Pages : 260 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (952 download)

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Book Synopsis Havenwood by : R. Webster

Download or read book Havenwood written by R. Webster and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2002-03 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Larsen Dass once had the world by the tail. He was a five star chef with the best job in town. When his health failed he lost his marriage, job, and home. Reduced to cooking in a nursing home, called Havenwood Lodge, he begins to start his life anew.He finds his new life to be anything but boring. Things are very strange at his new job; the house where he is living is haunted, and he finds himself falling in love again. When he discovers the terrible secret of Havenwood he finds himself in a struggle against an ancient evil.In the dead of winter he must battle mankind's fiercest enemy, while a storm from Hell ravages the Lodge. The fate of the residents of this home, and the employees is in his hands, and he must defeat the very soul of darkness to save his new lady love.

Witches at War!: The Wickedest Witch

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Publisher : Pavilion Children's
ISBN 13 : 1843652161
Total Pages : 174 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (436 download)

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Book Synopsis Witches at War!: The Wickedest Witch by : Martin Howard

Download or read book Witches at War!: The Wickedest Witch written by Martin Howard and published by Pavilion Children's. This book was released on 2012-01-04 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first book in the hilarious epic Witches at War! series. "Seriously funny!" The Independent The headline in The Cackler is grim. Old Biddy Vicious, the Most Superior High and Wicked Witch and owner of the Black Wand of Ohh Please Don't Turn Me Into Aaaaarghhh...Ribbett is dead. But witches like their news on the dark side and there is great anticipation in the witching world. After all, there will need to be a new leader and a diabolical competition to find out who is to become the new Most Superior High and Wicked Witch. Esmelia Sniff fancies her chances, after all she is exceedingly wicked and has warts in all of the right places. As she and her surprisingly cheerful apprentice, Sam, set off to find three other witches to nominate her for the job, the meanest and the baddest witches in the world are hatching their own devious plan to become The Wickedest Witch. Visit the special Witches at War series website at www.witchesatwar.co.uk or by clicking here Other titles in the series include (Book 2) The White Wand (9781843651345) and (Book 3) The Wild Winter (9781843651802).

How Aliens Do It

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Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1427640092
Total Pages : 356 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (276 download)

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Book Synopsis How Aliens Do It by : Judith Shimkus

Download or read book How Aliens Do It written by Judith Shimkus and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2009 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Nothing Bladerunner

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Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0557093619
Total Pages : 286 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (57 download)

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Book Synopsis The Nothing Bladerunner by : Epi Arias

Download or read book The Nothing Bladerunner written by Epi Arias and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2009-09-28 with total page 286 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE NOTHING BLADERUNNER is the result of deep self-examination and the exploration of the writer's consciousness as original experience. The collection is a by-product of all the fears, wonders, and anxieties experienced as a result of these encounters and further typifies the struggle of an inner conflict between creative thought and the pervasive impositions of socially-sanctioned ideas.A playful matrix of cliches, unfulfilled romances, and labyrinthian insights, THE NOTHING BLADERUNNER is a compendium of living questions that can only be answered by the inquisitive and creative reader.

Stray Cat Strut 4

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Publisher : Podium Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1039427979
Total Pages : 403 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (394 download)

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Book Synopsis Stray Cat Strut 4 by : RavensDagger

Download or read book Stray Cat Strut 4 written by RavensDagger and published by Podium Publishing. This book was released on 2023-09-12 with total page 403 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When an alien invasion threatens everyone she loves, cybernetic samurai Cat LeBlanc must upgrade her warrior skills, in this thrilling cyberpunk tale. The megacity of New Montreal has become ground zero for the Antithesis. Having burrowed deep beneath every continent on Earth, the aliens have emerged in massive waves, destroying all sentient creatures in their path. All that's standing in their way is the elite vanguard of cyber-samurai determined to stop humanity's extinction at all costs. Catherine "Cat" LeBlanc has only been a samurai for a week, tackling trials by fire as they erupt with guts, grit, and a lot of explosives. As a warrior-still-in-training, her unorthodox and spontaneous fighting style has saved many lives. Now, with New Montreal recruiting soldiers for war, Cat will be on the frontlines with fellow samurai like pyrotechnic nun Gomorrah; buggy, trigger-happy Grasshopper; and goth public relations specialist Emoscythe Mordeath Noir. Despite her prowess in battle, Cat requires stronger armor and more powerful weapons to defeat the Antithesis's endless hordes. She also needs to ensure her girlfriend, Lucy, and their "kittens"—the brood of orphans they've adopted—are safe. But protecting New Montreal and its citizens requires methods of warfare designed to quickly wipe out as many Antithesis as possible. Is the price of victory worth the potential mass destruction it will leave in its wake? The fourth volume of the hit LitRPG sci-fi series—with more than seven million views on Royal Road—now available on Audible and wherever ebooks are sold!

The Seventh Garfield Fat Cat 3-pack

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ISBN 13 : 0345414497
Total Pages : 386 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (454 download)

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Download or read book The Seventh Garfield Fat Cat 3-pack written by James H. Davis and published by . This book was released on 1997 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A giant selection of Garfield comic strips.

Stray Cat Strut 5

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Publisher : Podium Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1039428002
Total Pages : 384 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (394 download)

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Book Synopsis Stray Cat Strut 5 by : RavensDagger

Download or read book Stray Cat Strut 5 written by RavensDagger and published by Podium Publishing. This book was released on 2023-12-12 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cyborg samurai Cat LeBlanc takes charge when aliens overrun a city—only to discover humans may be the greater threat—in this cyberpunk adventure. A small city mostly populated by well-to-do retirees, Burlington, Vermont, is now home to the Antithesis. The alien flora has taken root underground and throughout the surrounding woodlands, giving birth to monstrous beings driven by instinct to consume Earth's own living creatures. With only three rookie samurai to protect them and resources dwindling fast, the people of Burlington are facing extinction. Cat LeBlanc's success against the Antithesis in the megacity of New Montreal has raised her profile amongst the samurai. And despite her antiauthoritarian attitude and appetite for destruction in combat, she's been assigned to assume command of Burlington's defenses. Against her better judgment—and though it means taking time away from her girlfriend, Lucy, and their adopted gang of children, "the kittens"—Cat accepts the mission. Accompanied by pyrotechnic nun Gomorrah, Cat finds Burlington's downtown is indeed struggling to survive, but the privileged residents of River Heights thrive behind the protection of their privately funded militia. Worse, the undisciplined trio of samurai-in-training she's supposed to lead are variously arrogant, rebellious, and insecure. Now, Cat must forge a fighting force out of them while playing politics with the city's wealthiest power brokers. Unfortunately, their enemy doesn't also suffer from political and personal conflicts. The Antithesis is of one mind, a hive determined to spread their contagion across Earth. And if Cat can't rally the samurai, soldiers, and citizens of Burlington to work together, the fall of the city may foretell humanity's eventual fate . . . The fifth volume of the hit LitRPG sci-fi series—with more than nine million views on Royal Road—now available on Audible and wherever ebooks are sold!

You're Grand

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Publisher : Hachette Books Ireland
ISBN 13 : 1444797727
Total Pages : 123 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (447 download)

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Book Synopsis You're Grand by : Tara Flynn

Download or read book You're Grand written by Tara Flynn and published by Hachette Books Ireland. This book was released on 2014-10-16 with total page 123 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Irish Women have been around for ages - some would say almost as long as Irish Men. We've learned a lot in that time but, until now, we haven't shared it. Perhaps being shushed by priests/foreign invaders/the wind for too long has taken its toll - but our time has finally come to speak out. Here comedian Tara Flynn shares the wisdom of the Irishwoman, and why she holds the keys to success in life and how to live it - especially the rough bits. Armed with her all-purpose 'You're grand' philosophy, there is nothing the Irishwoman can't weather (even the weather). Need dating advice? Ask an Irishwoman. Need a recipe for brown bread? We're your gals. Worried about death? Don't be! Put the fun back in funeral! Covering all things grand, from the grand basics starter pack, to how to spice up your love life (a lesson in 'Irotica', anyone?) - if this book doesn't change your life (and it will), it might just help you laugh at it.

Reunion

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Publisher : I. E. Clark Publications
ISBN 13 : 9780886804466
Total Pages : 56 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (44 download)

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Book Synopsis Reunion by : Jerome McDonough

Download or read book Reunion written by Jerome McDonough and published by I. E. Clark Publications. This book was released on 1997-09 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Neurodiversiverse: Alien Encounters

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Publisher : Thinking Ink Press
ISBN 13 : 194248027X
Total Pages : 407 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (424 download)

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Book Synopsis The Neurodiversiverse: Alien Encounters by : Anthony Francis

Download or read book The Neurodiversiverse: Alien Encounters written by Anthony Francis and published by Thinking Ink Press. This book was released on 2024-06-03 with total page 407 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Would neurodiversity be an advantage in an encounter with aliens? Let's find out! Heartbroken starships. Human-sized hamster balls. Superpowers unleashed by anxiety. A planet covered in mathematical fidgets. And we finally learn why aliens abduct cows. A diverse, hopeful anthology of neurodiversity-themed science fiction short stories, poetry and art for anyone who loves science fiction, who cares about neurodiversity, or who wants to see optimistic visions of the future. Featuring stories, poems and art from Tobias S. Buckell, M. D. Cooper, Ada Hoffmann, Jody Lynn Nye, Cat Rambo, and nearly forty other contributors, The Neurodiversiverse: Alien Encounters was edited by Anthony Francis, author of the award-winning urban fantasy novel Frost Moon, and Liza Olmsted, editor of the writing inspiration book Your Writing Matters. The Neurodiversiverse includes themes of autism, ADHD, PTSD, OCD, synesthesia, several kinds of anxiety, avoidant attachment disorder, dissociative disorder, and more.

The National Review

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 708 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (321 download)

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Download or read book The National Review written by and published by . This book was released on 1903 with total page 708 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Aliens Ate My Homework

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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1481415603
Total Pages : 198 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (814 download)

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Download or read book Aliens Ate My Homework written by Bruce Coville and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-02-18 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Following the successful repackaging of Bruce Coville’s My Teacher Is an Alien series, great new covers for another popular backlist series from the bestselling author. IT’S THE WEIRDEST ALIEN INVASION EVER! “I cannot tell a lie,” says Rod Allbright. And it’s the truth. Ask him a question and he’s bound to give you an honest answer. Which is why, when his teacher asks what happened to last night’s math assignment, Rod has to give the only answer he can: “Aliens ate my homework, Miss Maloney!” Of course, no one believes Rod this time, so they don’t bother to ask him why the aliens are here. It’s just as well, since he is sworn to silence about their secret mission and the fact that he has been drafted to help them!

Wild Cats of the World

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Publisher : University of Chicago Press
ISBN 13 : 022651823X
Total Pages : 495 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (265 download)

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Book Synopsis Wild Cats of the World by : Mel Sunquist

Download or read book Wild Cats of the World written by Mel Sunquist and published by University of Chicago Press. This book was released on 2017-05-15 with total page 495 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you know that European royalty once used cheetahs to hunt deer, or that caracals can capture birds by leaping six and a half feet straight up into the air from a standing start? Have you ever wondered whether domestic cats really do land on their feet when they fall, or how Canada lynx can stalk their prey in the winter without falling through the deep snow? Wild Cats of the World is a treasure trove of answers to questions like these, and many others, for anyone who's interested in learning more about the world's felids, including the ones with whom we share our homes. Mel and Fiona Sunquist have spent more than a decade gathering information about cats from every available source, many of them quite difficult to find, including scientific papers, descriptions of hunts, archeological findings, observations by naturalists and travelers, reports from government agencies, and newsletters from a wide variety of organizations. Weaving information from these sources together with their own experiences observing wild cats around the world, the Sunquists have created the most comprehensive reference on felids available. Each of their accounts of the 36 species of cat contains a description of the cat, including human interactions with it, as well as detailed data on its distribution, ecology and behavior, status in the wild, and efforts to conserve it. Numerous photographs, including more than 40 in full color, illustrate these accounts. Ranging from the two-pound black-footed cat to the five-hundred-pound tiger, and from the African serval with its satellite-dish ears to the web-footed fishing cat of Asia, Wild Cats of the World will fascinate and educate felid fans of any stripe (or spot).

What's Black and White and Reid All Over?

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Publisher : American Library Association
ISBN 13 : 0838994040
Total Pages : 194 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (389 download)

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Download or read book What's Black and White and Reid All Over? written by Rob Reid and published by American Library Association. This book was released on 2012-01-27 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With the hilarious ideas and ready-to-use programs in this book, your storytimes will be the laugh factory of the library!