Murder Buys a One-Way Ticket

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Publisher : Kensington Books
ISBN 13 : 1496728211
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (967 download)

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Book Synopsis Murder Buys a One-Way Ticket by : Laura Levine

Download or read book Murder Buys a One-Way Ticket written by Laura Levine and published by Kensington Books. This book was released on 2024-06-25 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Freelance writer and long‑time Ben & Jerry’s addict Jaine Austen uncovers murderers on the mean streets of Beverly Hills, with a little help from her snarky cat, Prozac, in this witty mystery series from acclaimed TV comedy writer and novelist Laura Levine—a lighthearted treat for cat cozy fans and readers of Joanne Fluke, Miranda James, and Laura Childs. What could be more idyllic than starting a new gig with an exclusive train ride from Los Angeles to Santa Barbara? Turns out, a whole lot. Jaine must figure out how to tolerate her client—Chip Miller, aka Iron Man, a wealthy gym chain owner—who Jaine soon discovers is a tyrant and a bully with an ego as pumped as his pecs. Practically everyone on board seems to have it in for Chip—his dysfunctional family members, his beleaguered staff, even his supposed best buddy from the gym. So it’s no shocker when he’s found dead in his cabin. Unfortunately for Jaine, she’s the one who finds Chip’s body, leaving her DNA on the murder weapon, and making her a prime suspect in the police investigation. Forced to save her own caboose, can Jaine chug on through an unexpected love connection and ID the killer—or has she finally reached the end of the line?

Murder Gets a Makeover

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Publisher : Kensington Cozies
ISBN 13 : 1496728157
Total Pages : 229 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (967 download)

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Book Synopsis Murder Gets a Makeover by : Laura Levine

Download or read book Murder Gets a Makeover written by Laura Levine and published by Kensington Cozies. This book was released on 2021-09-28 with total page 229 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The latest in acclaimed TV comedy writer and novelist Laura Levine’s witty, lighthearted mystery series featuring Hollywood-based freelance writer Jaine Austen and her snarky cat, Prozac—a laugh-out-loud read for fans of Joanne Fluke, Miranda James, and Laura Childs. Uber-stylist Bebe Braddock plans to juice up her Instagram feed and thinks Jaine would make a perfect “Before & After” model. At Lance’s insistence Jaine is ushered into Bebe’s sprawling Brentwood spread to await her transformation. Yet, while the surroundings are glamorous, the atmosphere is toxic as Bebe bullies her team of assistants, and even her husband, into obeying her every whim. Having earned the wrath of everyone in her orbit, few are shocked when Bebe is found strangled with one of her detested wire hangers. But Jaine’s prints are all over the murder weapon, making her a prime suspect. The police, however, aren’t the only ones showing interest in her—so is Justin, Bebe’s very cute, very young personal assistant. While Jaine navigates a cougar-style romance, Prozac is mistakenly hailed as a feline hero and catapults into internet fame. Still, there are more urgent matters at hand than Prozac’s swelling ego. Unless Jaine can track down Bebe’s killer and clear her own name, the only new outfit she’ll be modeling is an orange prison jumpsuit . . . “As always, Levine’s spunky heroine gets the last laugh.” —Kirkus Reviews “For lovers of the zany this is a sure thing.” —Booklist

Last Writes

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Publisher : Kensington Publishing Corp.
ISBN 13 : 0758278829
Total Pages : 267 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (582 download)

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Book Synopsis Last Writes by : Laura Levine

Download or read book Last Writes written by Laura Levine and published by Kensington Publishing Corp.. This book was released on 2011-10-24 with total page 267 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wisecracking pen-for-hire Jaine Austen is back--and she's about to discover that working on the set of a Hollywood sitcom is no laughing matter. . . Jaine still hasn't found a good man--or a way to keep all those sugary snacks from going straight to her hips. But--with a little help from her best friend Kandi--she's finally landed a gig as a sitcom writer! True, Muffy 'n Me (aka "Bewitched with Tits") isn't going to win any Emmys. And her office at Miracle Studios needs a little sprucing up, and a few dozen rat traps. But it sure beats writing boring brochures and bad resumes, so Jaine's not complaining. Until the plot thickens--with murder. . . Jaine figures the trouble all started when Muffy 'n Me's hottest star, gorgeous Quinn Kirkland, seduced the head writer--whose husband also works on the show. But when Quinn's caught in bed with the barely-legal actress who plays his niece, things really heat up--and his many jealous girlfriends start to figure things out. . . So when the no-good heartthrob drops dead after nibbling a poisoned doughnut, Jaine isn't terribly surprised. But who could have done it? A competitive co-star and a couple of scorned lovers top Jaine's list of suspects, but the police have zeroed in on her man-crazy pal Kandi. She fell hard for Quinn--and nearly fell apart when she learned of all his other women. Now Jaine has to figure out who finally stopped Quinn's cheatin' heart--before her best friend ends up behind bars. . .

Death of a Neighborhood Witch

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Publisher : Kensington Books
ISBN 13 : 0758238509
Total Pages : 316 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (582 download)

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Book Synopsis Death of a Neighborhood Witch by : Laura Levine

Download or read book Death of a Neighborhood Witch written by Laura Levine and published by Kensington Books. This book was released on 2013-09-03 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Reprinted Edition "I'm crazy about Laura Levine's mystery series. Her books are so outrageously funny." --Joanne Fluke When Jaine Austen's beloved cat Prozac unwittingly scares to death a parakeet belonging to the neighborhood's resident curmudgeon, Jaine finds herself knee-deep in toil and trouble. The cantankerous Hollywood has-been once played Cryptessa Muldoon, television's fourth most famous monster mom. Now she spends her days making enemies with everyone on the block. So when the ornery D-lister is murdered with her own Do Not Trespass sign on Halloween night, the neighborhood fills with relief--and possible culprits. With a killer on the loose, Jaine hardly has time to fall under the spell of her yummy new neighbor, Peter. As the prime suspect, she summons her sleuthing skills to clear her name and soon discovers that everyone has a few skeletons in their closets. . . "Levine's latest finds her at her witty and wacky best." --Kirkus Reviews "Cozy fans will enjoy seeing how Jaine wiggles out of this one." --Publishers Weekly

Killer Blonde

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Publisher : Kensington Cozies
ISBN 13 : 0758265115
Total Pages : 292 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (582 download)

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Download or read book Killer Blonde written by Laura Levine and published by Kensington Cozies. This book was released on 2008-09-01 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Jaine Austen's amused take on life, love, sex and LA will delight readers." --Carolyn Hart A gal with a serious Ben & Jerry's habit can't afford to be too picky about employment opportunities. So when Beverly Hills socialite SueEllen Kingsley offers freelance writer Jaine Austen megabucks to ghostwrite a book of hostess tips, it's time to sharpen the #2s. But everything short circuits when Jaine finds SueEllen floating face down in her tub, fried by her own blow dryer. The primary suspect: Heidi, SueEllen's stepdaughter, whose account of a mysterious blonde fleeing the scene is greeted with skepticism by Beverly Hills' finest. Peroxided suspects abound, including a very private masseuse, a jealous nurse, a former game show hostess. . .even a closet blonde with a surprising secret. One of them is hiding a murderous heart behind pricey highlights, and Jaine's out to expose the killer's dark roots. Because blondes have enough fun without getting away with murder. . . "Levine's series gets stronger with each book. Her dialogue is realistic yet hilarious, and her vivid characters jump off the page." -Romantic Times "The identity of the real killer comes as [a] smart surprise." --Publishers Weekly

Swift Justice

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Publisher : Minotaur Books
ISBN 13 : 1429949082
Total Pages : 301 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)

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Book Synopsis Swift Justice by : Laura DiSilverio

Download or read book Swift Justice written by Laura DiSilverio and published by Minotaur Books. This book was released on 2010-10-12 with total page 301 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Swift Justice is a Lefty Award finalist for best humorous mystery. Charlotte "Charlie" Swift prefers working alone. That's why after eight years as an Air Force investigator she became a PI rather than a cop. She lives alone, she works alone, and aside for the occasional flirtation with sexy cop Connor Montgomery or her hunky neighbor Father Dan, she likes it that way. Then her silent partner flees the country, leaving his wife, Gigi, with nothing but the house, the Hummer, and a half interest in Swift Investigations. Charlie ends up with a heap of debt and Gigi, who has decided to be a not-so-silent partner. This change comes about while Charlie is trying to find the mother of a baby abandoned on a client's doorstep. While following leads, she sends Gigi out on crazy assignments, hoping that the pampered socialite will be driven to quit. However, when the baby's mother turns up dead, there's a murderer on the loose, and Charlie will need all the help she can get.

Death of a Gigolo

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Publisher : Jaine Austen Mystery
ISBN 13 : 1496708539
Total Pages : 273 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (967 download)

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Download or read book Death of a Gigolo written by Laura Levine and published by Jaine Austen Mystery. This book was released on 2020-12-29 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Includes an excerpt from Murder Gets a Makeover.

Death by Pantyhose

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Publisher : Kensington Publishing Corp.
ISBN 13 : 1617731307
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (177 download)

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Book Synopsis Death by Pantyhose by : Laura Levine

Download or read book Death by Pantyhose written by Laura Levine and published by Kensington Publishing Corp.. This book was released on 2013-04-12 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I'm crazy about Laura Levine's mystery series. Her books are so outrageously funny. --Joanne Fluke Freelance writer Jaine Austen has never been able to resist the siren call of an Eskimo Pie, just like she can't resist renewing her romance with Andrew, an old crush. With her bank account hitting new lows, she's also just agreed to write jokes for Dorcas, a stand-up comic who throws her pantyhose into the audience as a punch line. Not only is Dorcas's act a bomb, she is heckled by Vic, a gorgeous fellow comic. Naturally when Vic is murdered with Dorcas's pantyhose and that same Dorcas is standing over his dead body, the police arrest. . .Dorcas. They figure it's an open-and-shut case, although Jaine figures no killer can be that dumb. But when Jaine sets out to find the real culprit, she is distracted by one dating disaster after another with Andrew--and she may not see the dark side of comedy until she faces the business end of a gun and a cold, deadly grin. . . "Fun. . .Jaine's dogged sleuthing and screwball antics will entertain fans of this fizzy series." --Publishers Weekly

This Pen For Hire

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Publisher : Kensington Books
ISBN 13 : 161773618X
Total Pages : 198 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (177 download)

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Book Synopsis This Pen For Hire by : Laura Levine

Download or read book This Pen For Hire written by Laura Levine and published by Kensington Books. This book was released on 2013-11-14 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "I'm crazy about Laura Levine's mystery series. Her books are so outrageously funny." --Joanne Fluke Smarmy personals ads. Daring declarations of love. Freelance writer Jaine Austen has penned them all. But no one needs her help more than geeky, gawky Howard Murdoch. His request is simple enough: a letter proclaiming his undying love for Stacy Lawrence, a gorgeous aerobics instructor. The fact that he's never actually met the woman gives Jaine pause--yet she soon overcomes her misgivings, and the unlikely Romeo lands a date! But his triumph is short-lived. On Valentine's Day, Howard finds Stacy bludgeoned to death with a Thigh Master--and is quickly named the prime suspect. Jaine is shocked. Sure, Howard's awkward and eccentric. But a murderer? That's hard to believe. Especially after a little sleuthing reveals a plethora of people who harbored less-than-loving feelings towards the svelte Stacy. Now Jaine had better wrangle her clues quickly, before a crafty killer catches on--and puts a whole new spin on her ghost writing career. . . "Sheer fun!" --Carolyn Hart

Killing Bridezilla

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Publisher : Kensington Books
ISBN 13 : 9780758220431
Total Pages : 278 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (24 download)

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Book Synopsis Killing Bridezilla by : Laura Levine

Download or read book Killing Bridezilla written by Laura Levine and published by Kensington Books. This book was released on 2008 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Writer-for-hire Jaine Austen signs on to script vows for the ultimate Bridezilla, who wants her wedding to evoke "Romeo and Juliet"--without the downer ending. However, the bride's demise means a tale of woe for Jaine.

Death on Demand/Design for Murder

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Publisher : Bantam
ISBN 13 : 0307805085
Total Pages : 562 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (78 download)

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Book Synopsis Death on Demand/Design for Murder by : Carolyn Hart

Download or read book Death on Demand/Design for Murder written by Carolyn Hart and published by Bantam. This book was released on 2011-09-07 with total page 562 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This delightfully intriguing pair of full-length mysteries by award-winning author Carolyn G. Hart delivers a novel approach to murder that is sure to enthrall you until the last killer is caught.. . . Death on Demand At Annie Laurance’s Death on Demand bookstore in Broward’s Rock, South Carolina (“the finest mystery bookstore north of Miami”), murder suddenly isn’t confined to the shelves. An author’s abrupt demise during a gathering of famous mystery writers is proof positive that a bloody sword is sometimes mightier than a brilliant pen. But now Annie is in the unenviable position of prime suspect, which means that she and her wealthy paramour, Max Darling, must unmask a brutal and ingenious killer. For Annie, failing could mean prison . . . while success could mean her death. Design for Murder When Annie stages a Mystery Night for Chastain, South Carolina’s annual antebellum house tour, she finds herself the lead in a deadly drama wherein the curtain falls on a mean-spirited grande dame. But while fingers point at Annie as the murderer, the perpetrator lurks within the cast of Murder-Most-Make-Believe. Guilty until proven innocent, Annie hopes to clear her name with Max’s help—until her chief witness is killed. Now it will take all of Annie’s sleuthing skills to unmask the evil in the hearts of Chastain’s Beautiful People.

Capitol of Maryland

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Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1477143939
Total Pages : 225 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (771 download)

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Book Synopsis Capitol of Maryland by : Jerome Otto Waters, Jr.

Download or read book Capitol of Maryland written by Jerome Otto Waters, Jr. and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2012-09 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Trains, Literature, and Culture

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Publisher : Lexington Books
ISBN 13 : 0739165607
Total Pages : 263 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (391 download)

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Book Synopsis Trains, Literature, and Culture by : Steven D. Spalding

Download or read book Trains, Literature, and Culture written by Steven D. Spalding and published by Lexington Books. This book was released on 2012 with total page 263 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Trains, literature and culture is the first work to thoroughly explore the railroad's connections with a full range of cultural discourses--including literature, visual art, music, graffiti, and television but also advertising, architecture, cell phones, and more ..."--Provided by publisher.

Unsolved Murders: Murder Mystery for Adults

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Publisher : Varton Publications
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 173 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (629 download)

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Book Synopsis Unsolved Murders: Murder Mystery for Adults by : Robert Manton

Download or read book Unsolved Murders: Murder Mystery for Adults written by Robert Manton and published by Varton Publications. This book was released on 2024-09-19 with total page 173 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: *** 33 Short Stories that will have you on the edge of your seat. *** Unravel the Mysteries of Unsolved Murders In the annals of history, countless murders lie unsolved, shrouded in secrecy, each one an irresistible riddle awaiting your keen intellect. From the ancient assassination of Julius Caesar to the modern-day murder of Tupac Shakur, these unsolved murders have held humanity in their thrall. Embark on a Journey into the Shadows Prepare for a quest into the depths of the inexplicable as you immerse yourself in unsolved murders that have confounded experts and enthusiasts alike. From the Boy in the Box, in Philadelphia in 1957, to the 2016 murder of a Democratic National Committee Employee in Washington D.C., these tales will keep you perched on the edge of your seat. Peel Back the Veil of the Unexplained With every page turned, you'll traverse through time and across continents, becoming fully engrossed in the world's most bewildering and intriguing unsolved murders. With each story, you'll be drawn deeper into the enigmatic tapestry of history's most enduring unsolved murders. ​​​​​​​ Are You Ready to Seek the Truth? Prepare yourself for a unique expedition like no other. Unsolved Murders - Murder Mystery for Adults serves as your portal to a realm of intrigue where answers often elude, and mysteries endure. Will you dare to chase after the truth? The challenge awaits.

An Owner's Manual for Consciously Evolving Your Consciousness

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Publisher : Page Publishing, Inc
ISBN 13 : 1643348698
Total Pages : 372 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (433 download)

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Download or read book An Owner's Manual for Consciously Evolving Your Consciousness written by Don McCrea-Hendrick and published by Page Publishing, Inc. This book was released on 2022-08-01 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Owner's Manual provides you with detailed ways to Consciously Evolve Your Consciousness while addressing other important related issues: The Brain and How to Use It, The Law of Giving and Receiving, How to Meditate, How to Chant Nam Myoho Renge Kyo, Wishing People a Happy Life, The Probability of Being Born, Spiritual Philosophy, Neuroscience and Neurogenesis (how to grow new stem cells), Evolution of the Subconscious Mind. By the time you read this Owner's Manual, you will be on your way to evolving your own consciousness. Included with this Owner's Manual is the novel Romancing the Absurd, a story of redemption for two of the characters who dabble in consciously evolving their consciousness. When financial investigator Tony T. Trueblé is hired to interview key players in a major lawsuit against a venture capitalist group, his world is turned upside down as he is dragged through a seedy underworld of corruption, dishonesty, and murder. He must not only get the job done but do so without giving into his insatiable cravings for vodka, weed, and causal, meaningless sex. Sensational, satirical, and sometimes absurd, Romancing the Absurd is a literary murder mystery full of intrigue, suspense, philosophy, and absurdist cutthroat behavior. Nine people die under bizarre circumstances. A handful of people get screwed (in more ways than one). The story takes humorous and philosophical twists and turns, leaving you laughing at the murderous tactics some folks are willing to use to get ahead in this world. Throughout the story, there runs an undercurrent of reflection, hope, and redemption for Tony, who strives to right his wrongs, and Jim der Bacon, accused of murder yet able to focus on consciously evolving his own consciousness. For Tony, redemption comes through writing and his new awareness that one can consciously evolve their consciousness. Romancing the Absurd is the final result of Tony's studies, hard work, and shocking struggles with himself, others, and the universe at large. Based on real-life venture capitalists, businessmen, and lawyers, the story is structured using reinvented reality.

The Trap of the Irrational

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Publisher : Humanoids Inc
ISBN 13 : 1594654387
Total Pages : 66 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (946 download)

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Book Synopsis The Trap of the Irrational by : Alejandro Jodorowsky

Download or read book The Trap of the Irrational written by Alejandro Jodorowsky and published by Humanoids Inc. This book was released on 2014-03-19 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The comedic and ironic misadventures of a confused Philosophy professor on the path to spiritual awakening.

Barney Thomson, Zombie Killer

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Publisher : Blasted Heath Ltd
ISBN 13 : 190868853X
Total Pages : 127 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (86 download)

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Book Synopsis Barney Thomson, Zombie Killer by : Douglas Lindsay

Download or read book Barney Thomson, Zombie Killer written by Douglas Lindsay and published by Blasted Heath Ltd. This book was released on 2013-12-05 with total page 127 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: See also THE BARBERSHOP SEVEN - the collected Barney Thomson novels One government. One empire. One murderer. One barber. One zombie infestation about to consume Planet Earth. The coalition government is in crisis, limping from one disaster to the next. The Prime Minister has a plan. Get the world's finest barber in to give him a new haircut. His defence minister, however, has an entirely different and more compelling plan. Using the all-new zombie-control gene developed by British scientists, the government will harvest an army of the living dead and use it to take over the world. As a series of gruesome murders takes place in London, and the restless ranks of the Conservative party start to close in on a beleaguered Prime Minister, the zombie contagion is unleashed upon planet earth, the British Empire begins to expand, and Queen Victoria can at last stop turning in her grave. What could possibly go wrong? Featuring barbershop legend Barney Thomson, murder, political intrigue, scenes of gratuitous flesh-eating, Humphrey Bogart, Satan, and the return of femme fatale Harlequin Sweetlips, BARNEY THOMSON, ZOMBIE KILLER is this year's must-read zombie political satire crime thriller comedy thing. BARNEY THOMSON, ZOMBIE KILLER is a 29,000-word novella. Praise for THE LONG MIDNIGHT OF BARNEY THOMSON (book 1) "This chilling black comedy unfolds at dizzying speed... an impressive debut novel." - Sunday Mirror "The plot, Russian literature fans, is a modern spin on Dostoyevsky's Crime and Punishment. The bloody ending, movie buffs, is pure Reservoir Dogs." - The Mirror "This is pitch-black comedy spun from the finest writing. Fantastic plot, unforgettable scenes and plenty of twisted belly laughs." - New Woman THE BARNEY THOMSON novels in order: #1 THE LONG MIDNIGHT OF BARNEY THOMSON #2 THE BARBER SURGEON'S HAIRSHIRT (aka THE CUTTING EDGE OF BARNEY THOMSON) #3 MURDERERS ANONYMOUS (aka A PRAYER FOR BARNEY THOMSON) #4 THE RESURRECTION OF BARNEY THOMSON (aka THE KING WAS IN HIS COUNTING HOUSE) #5 THE LAST FISH SUPPER #6 THE HAUNTING OF BARNEY THOMSON #7 THE FINAL CUT THE BARNEY THOMSON novellas: THE END OF DAYS THE FACE OF DEATH BARNEY THOMSON, ZOMBIE KILLER