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Mom Jokes

Author : Lisa Beth Johnson
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1645171884
Total Pages : 196 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (451 download)

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Download or read book Mom Jokes written by Lisa Beth Johnson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-03-09 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The authors of Okay, Boomer deliver much-needed one-liners, puns, lists, and real-life tweets to lighten the load—and life—of moms everywhere. Moms need their laughs just as much as anyone, especially when they have to relieve the stress of cranky kids, oblivious spouses, and the challenges of balancing work and family while keeping it all together—at least on the surface! Mom Jokes is a collection of more than 300 snarky, sassy, and witty jokes for moms, such as . . . Every Mother’s Day my children make me breakfast in bed. Good thing I taught them how to make bottomless mimosas. What’s the difference between me when I’m nine months pregnant and a supermodel? Nothing, because my husband values his life. The good thing about going back to work after having kids is that you have your mom boss voice perfected. I thought my seven-year-old was mature enough to feed our goldfish—and he is—he just isn’t mature enough to know they don’t eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. From family life and the daily grind to food and entertainment, this collection of jokes nails the ups and downs of motherhood, giving moms light-hearted moments to get through the heavy lifting.

150+ Ridiculously Funny Yo Mama Jokes

Author : Bim Bam Bom Funny Joke Books
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781952772375
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (723 download)

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Download or read book 150+ Ridiculously Funny Yo Mama Jokes written by Bim Bam Bom Funny Joke Books and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-25 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Perfect Gift: Make Your Family or Friends Laugh With These Hilarious Jokes About Yo Mama! Yo momma is so fat...when she did a push-up, planet Earth went down! These yo momma jokes are terrible. Terribly funny! This collection of Yo Mama jokes will have everyone rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Copy Of '150+ Ridiculously Funny Yo Mama Jokes' In this book, you will find: - 150+ Super Funny Yo Momma Jokes - 35+ Silly Illustrations - All in color! Sample Jokes: Yo momma is so fat...when she fell in love she broke it! Yo momma is so ugly...when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application! Yo momma is so stupid...when I said, "Drinks are on the house," she got a ladder! Buy '150+ Ridiculously Funny Yo Mama Jokes', and you will get access to all the other jokes. So, are you ready for the funniest Yo Momma jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.

Jokes for Mum

Author : Share The Love Gifts
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781725852754
Total Pages : 52 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (527 download)

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Download or read book Jokes for Mum written by Share The Love Gifts and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-08-19 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q. Why is sleeping so easy? A. Because you can do it with your eyes closed. Jokes For Mums is packed full of clean but truly terrible jokes. You only get one mom, so why not give her the gift of laughter that she can share with the whole family. The book is an ideal present for mum, as the giver can write who it's from on the cover, and she can think of you while telling a cheesy joke.

101 Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

Author : Johnny Riddle
Publisher : Semsoli
ISBN 13 : 9781952772252
Total Pages : 132 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (722 download)

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Download or read book 101 Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes written by Johnny Riddle and published by Semsoli. This book was released on 2020-05-18 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make Your Family or Friends Laugh With These Funny Jokes About Yo Momma! Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out! Everyone loves to laugh. Plus, laughing is healthy, too! That is why '101 Hilarious Yo Momma Jokes' is the perfect gift book. This collection of Yo Mama jokes will have everyone rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Copy Of '101 Hilarious Yo Momma Jokes' In this book, you will find: - 100+ Hilarious Yo Momma Jokes - 25+ Funny Illustrations This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your friends, or simply want to have a good laugh! BUY: '101 Hilarious Yo Momma Jokes' Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it. Yo mama is so poor she went running after the garbage truck with a grocery list. Yo mama is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl! *** Buy '101 Hilarious Yo Momma Jokes', and you will get access to all the other jokes. Finally, as a FREE & EXCLUSIVE BONUS, you're also getting 11 super funny jokes from my popular book '101 Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes.' So, are you ready for the funniest Yo Momma jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.

Mum Jokes

Author : Jessica Rowe
Publisher : Allen & Unwin
ISBN 13 : 1761186485
Total Pages : 303 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (611 download)

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Download or read book Mum Jokes written by Jessica Rowe and published by Allen & Unwin. This book was released on 2023-04-04 with total page 303 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Definition of mum jokes? Like dad jokes but a lot smarter. Over 500 eye-rollingly funny, family-friendly, witty jokes, ready to bring out at any occasion. Over 500 eye-rolling, hilarious jokes, ready to bring out on any occasion. We all know about dad jokes but isn't mum just as funny? Absolutely, she is. She's running circles around those lame dad jokes. Jessica Rowe has compiled an awesome collection of quick and funny jokes, already road-tested and 100% guaranteed to embarrass anyone's kids. An ideal present for any mum, any time.

Mom, this Joke's for You

Author : Judy Brown
Publisher : Ronnie Sellers Productions
ISBN 13 : 9781569065839
Total Pages : 104 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (658 download)

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Download or read book Mom, this Joke's for You written by Judy Brown and published by Ronnie Sellers Productions. This book was released on 2004 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Successful editor, comedy writer and author Judy Brown (Joke Soup and Joke Stew), has brought together some of the best one liners about parenthood in thie new book Mom: This Jokes For You. The jokes are written by some of the top comedians of our time, including Rodney Dangerfield, Joan Rivers, George Carlin, Jerry Seinfeld and more. Featuring chapters such as "They Call It Labor For A Reason", this colorful gift/humor books include all the traditional favorite one-liners about pregnancy, new parents, the teenage years and more.

Jokes for Mom

Author : Jo King
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1631584812
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (315 download)

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Download or read book Jokes for Mom written by Jo King and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-05-07 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn how to be the funniest, most wisecracking mom around! Mom, does your family drive you crazy? Do you enjoy complaining to your girlfriends about your husband and your in-laws? Do you need some inspiration for how to respond to your kids’ whining and begging? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this book is for you! This comedic collection of witty one-liners and sarcastic retorts is for any mom in need of a good laugh and some appreciation for all of her hard work. Included are jokes such as: Mother (noun): One person who does the work of twenty. For free. Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend. Daughter: Mom, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world? Mom: I don’t know, dear, you’ll have to ask your grandma. There’s a legend that if you go take a shower and scream “MOM!” three times, a nice lady appears with the towel you forgot! Jokes for Moms will leave you laughing out loud and rolling your eyes in agreement before you can even say, “Because I said so!”

Mom Jokes, 101 Funny Jokes, Puns, Texts and Stories for Moms

Author : Bluedale Bluedale Publishing
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (231 download)

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Download or read book Mom Jokes, 101 Funny Jokes, Puns, Texts and Stories for Moms written by Bluedale Bluedale Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-10 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT GIFT FOR MOM? If so then I hope you're ready to laugh/roll your eyes with your mom at these awesome mom jokes. Why do dads get to be the only ones telling silly jokes? We've decided to put an end to that with this book. So look no further, your mom is in good hands with a nice blend of humour, witty and downright silly. Features: 101 Jokes, Puns, One-Liners Including 4 Funny Mom Dialogue Stories Texting Mom Part 1 & 2 7 Things Mum Would Never Say 42 Pages 5 x 8 Book (Portable and Lightweight) Kindle E-book Available These mom jokes make the perfect gift idea for all moms especially on valentines, easter, Christmas, birthdays and mother's day. Give your mom a chance to laugh and showcase her witty side with this collection of jokes, puns, and stories. Guaranteed laughter for your mom and the entire family. Grab yours and let the laughs (and eye-rolls) commence!

Best. Mom Jokes. Ever.

Author : Chantelle Grace
Publisher : BroadStreet Publishing Group LLC
ISBN 13 : 1424558816
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (245 download)

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Download or read book Best. Mom Jokes. Ever. written by Chantelle Grace and published by BroadStreet Publishing Group LLC. This book was released on 2018-10-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I told my mom I couldn't reach the high notes in my choir class... She said I should get a ladder! Every time we go to the ocean, my mom tells me to say hello... the ocean just waves back! If you love arguing about why it’s important to wear a coat when it’s 12 degrees outside... you should be a mom! There’s a legend that if you go take a shower and scream “MOM!” three times... a nice lady appears with the towel you forgot! The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Best. Mom Jokes. Ever.! Get ready for eyerolls, head shakes, and "aha" moments as you navigate through these mom jokes that make little truths so funny. If you think you’ve heard every mom joke in the book, think again. Best. Mom Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you throwing up your hands and declaring, “Because I said so!”

Worlds Greatest MOM Jokes and Observations

Author : Andre Francis
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780473571924
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (719 download)

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Download or read book Worlds Greatest MOM Jokes and Observations written by Andre Francis and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-10 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is Mom as funny as Dad? Well, we think she is. No matter if it's you Mom or Bonus Mom they look after you and care for you like no one else ever can. Give them this great gift for Mothers Day, Birthday, Christmas, or Special occasions. Moms are also full of humor, fun and hilarious sayings, and jokes that outshine Dads lame puns and jokes. Comedian Andre Francis, author of such books as Worlds Greatest Mom Jokes, 101 Saint Patrick's Day Jokes, Totally Amazing Christmas Jokes and The Best Knock, Knock Jokes for Kids bring us this new Joke book for Moms. He has compiled a collection of jokes and observations from Moms, including their own Mom! In this book that will make Moms nod in agreement and chuckle at the hilarious situations described. My nickname is Mom. But my full name is "Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom." You know you're a mom when picking up another human to smell their butt isn't only normal, but necessary. This book makes the perfect Mothers Day Gift or Present for your Mom or Bonus Mom.

The 100 Best Yo Mama Jokes

Author : Jess Franken
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781521148402
Total Pages : 123 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (484 download)

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Download or read book The 100 Best Yo Mama Jokes written by Jess Franken and published by . This book was released on 2017-04-24 with total page 123 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of the very best Yo Mama Jokes: Yo Mama So Fat, Yo Mama So Ugly, Yo Mama So Stupid and many more!

101 Mom Jokes

Author : Elias Hill
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781975628192
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (281 download)

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Download or read book 101 Mom Jokes written by Elias Hill and published by . This book was released on 2017-08-23 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here they are! More mom jokes. But not just silly pun jokes, or yo' mamma jokes, these jokes make light of parenting, spouses, and wine addiction. Get these funny jokes today for your mom. She'll be nodding in agreement as and cracking up at the truth behind the humor. Mom jokes, like dad jokes only smarter! Get your copy of 101 Mom Jokes Volume 2, today!

Yo Mama Jokes

Author : Puma Pants
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781517345648
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (456 download)

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Download or read book Yo Mama Jokes written by Puma Pants and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-09-14 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 200 of the Best and Most Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes on the Planet! This Book Makes a Fantastic Gift! Get Your Copy Today at This Low Price! Yo Mama Jokes - The Ultimate Yo Mama Joke Book with Over 200 Funny, Clever, Cheeky and Adult Yo Mama Jokes Ever had a "Yo mama" battle with someone and wished you have more insults that you could use to degrade their mother with? Well, here at Puma Pants, we know exactly how you feel. There's nothing quite like a good yo mama joke. It's strangely satisfying about insulting the character of someone we have never met just because they happen to be the mother of someone that we don't like! We really have narrowed these down to the 200 best mother insults we could find. After countless hours of research and reading, we have compiled a really comprehensive list of all of the very finest, cleverest and of course the most hilarious yo mama jokes on the face of this good earth! So get reading and fill you heard with the perfect ammunition for your next bout of mother insulting. Tags: yo mama encyclopedia, yo mama jokes encyclopedia, yo mama bible, yo mama jokes bible, yo mama jokes, yo mama so fat, yo mama jokes dirty, yo mama jokes for kids, funny yo mama jokes, slap yo mama, yo mama disses, yo mama so fat jokes, yo mamma jokes, good yo mama jokes, yo mama joke, funniest yo mama jokes, yo mamma, best yo mama jokes, dirty yo mama jokes, yo mama so stupid, the best yo mama jokes, funny jokes yo mama, hilarious yo mama jokes, yo mama show, yo mama so ugly, really funny yo mama jokes, yo mama jokes fat, the funniest yo mama jokes, yo mama funny jokes, yo momma jokes, clean yo mama jokes, mama jokes, yo mama jokes funny, best yo mama, your mama jokes, yo mama jokes best, yo mama jokes clean, yo mama fat jokes, top 10 yo mama jokes, yo moma jokes, yo mama so ugly jokes, momma jokes, fat jokes, yo mama jokes insults, top 100 yo mama jokes, your momma jokes, yo mama comebacks

1001 Hilarious Mom Jokes and Wisecracks for Mothers and the Entire Family

Author : Sarah S Robbins
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781989971178
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (711 download)

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Download or read book 1001 Hilarious Mom Jokes and Wisecracks for Mothers and the Entire Family written by Sarah S Robbins and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-11 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Show off your comedic skills with these hysterically cringe-worthy mom jokes Don't you just love seeing your kids' exasperated reactions after an expertly delivered one-liner? Isn't it incredibly satisfying to provoke eyerolls with your intentionally cheesy puns? The stereotypically silly mom joke is the hallmark of every fun mom. Utterly uncool, perplexingly amusing, and painfully funny, they're guaranteed to induce both groans and guffaws from anyone who hears them. You can count on your reliable wisecracks to liven up any gathering and cheer up any mood. But if you've been telling the same old quips for the past years, why not update your repertoire with this collection of brilliantly lame, but ridiculously funny mom jokes? In 1001 Hilarious Mom Jokes and Wisecracks for Mothers and the Entire Family, you will discover: Corny mom jokes that are so bad, they're terribly good! Over 1,000 rib-ticklers to restock your arsenal of cheesy wisecracks Groan-inducing one-liners that only moms can get away with Cleverly witty quips to ease the tension in any situation, no matter how awkward Ingenious wordplay that will get your family's brains ticking and their sides aching with laughter The pun-niest lines that are sure to elicit laughs, even from the most humorless member of the family Entertaining trivia about famous mothers - find out how much you have in common with these celebrity moms And much more. Everyone just loves to hate on mom jokes. That's what makes them so irresistible. The grimaces and giggles you get from telling them makes delivering the jokes as much fun as hearing them. No wonder moms have stubbornly kept mom jokes alive, even after their wives and children have repeatedly told them to stop. Carry on the tradition of hilariously terrible mom jokes and leave your family in stitches. If you're looking for the perfect puns that are guaranteed to garner exasperated eyerolls and unbridled laughter from the entire family, then scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button right now.

My Mum Says the Silliest Things

Author : Katrina Germein
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781406358919
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (589 download)

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Download or read book My Mum Says the Silliest Things written by Katrina Germein and published by . This book was released on 2015-02 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Mum's busy she says she's run off her feet. When I dawdle, Mum tells me to shake a leg. When I say, "I'm coming," Mum says, "So is Christmas." My mum says the SILLIEST things.

Modern Loss

Author : Rebecca Soffer
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 006249922X
Total Pages : 312 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (624 download)

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Download or read book Modern Loss written by Rebecca Soffer and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2018-01-23 with total page 312 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inspired by the website that the New York Times hailed as "redefining mourning," this book is a fresh and irreverent examination into navigating grief and resilience in the age of social media, offering comfort and community for coping with the mess of loss through candid original essays from a variety of voices, accompanied by gorgeous two-color illustrations and wry infographics. At a time when we mourn public figures and national tragedies with hashtags, where intimate posts about loss go viral and we receive automated birthday reminders for dead friends, it’s clear we are navigating new terrain without a road map. Let’s face it: most of us have always had a difficult time talking about death and sharing our grief. We’re awkward and uncertain; we avoid, ignore, or even deny feelings of sadness; we offer platitudes; we send sympathy bouquets whittled out of fruit. Enter Rebecca Soffer and Gabrielle Birkner, who can help us do better. Each having lost parents as young adults, they co-founded Modern Loss, responding to a need to change the dialogue around the messy experience of grief. Now, in this wise and often funny book, they offer the insights of the Modern Loss community to help us cry, laugh, grieve, identify, and—above all—empathize. Soffer and Birkner, along with forty guest contributors including Lucy Kalanithi, singer Amanda Palmer, and CNN’s Brian Stelter, reveal their own stories on a wide range of topics including triggers, sex, secrets, and inheritance. Accompanied by beautiful hand-drawn illustrations and witty "how to" cartoons, each contribution provides a unique perspective on loss as well as a remarkable life-affirming message. Brutally honest and inspiring, Modern Loss invites us to talk intimately and humorously about grief, helping us confront the humanity (and mortality) we all share. Beginners welcome.

Modern Mom Probs

Author : Tara Clark
Publisher : Post Hill Press
ISBN 13 : 1642937592
Total Pages : 209 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (429 download)

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Download or read book Modern Mom Probs written by Tara Clark and published by Post Hill Press. This book was released on 2021-04-20 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Modern Mom Probs: A Survival Guide for 21st Century Mothers is a guide for modern mothers trying to navigate the daily joys and worries they face. It sheds light on the experiences modern moms eat, sleep, and breathe…and obsess about. Using checklists, graphs, and smart, funny advice, this must-have book revels in the messiness and beauty of modern motherhood. Tara Clark, creator of the popular Instagram account “Modern Mom Probs,” started the conversation for moms looking for an online village. In this book, she continues the conversation with funny, easy-to-digest information, including advice from medical professionals. Inside, she’ll tackle how to: • Manage screen time without a meltdown • Navigate playground geopolitics • Overcome information overload • Teach your children about inclusivity • Find mom friends and keep them