Read Books Online and Download eBooks, EPub, PDF, Mobi, Kindle, Text Full Free.
More Stupid Poems
Download More Stupid Poems full books in PDF, epub, and Kindle. Read online More Stupid Poems ebook anywhere anytime directly on your device. Fast Download speed and no annoying ads. We cannot guarantee that every ebooks is available!
Download or read book More Stupid Poems written by Ian Vannoey and published by Troubador Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2009 with total page 57 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This amusing collection of poems deals with a wide range of topics in a light-hearted way.
Book Synopsis Even More Stupid Poems by : Ian Vannoey
Download or read book Even More Stupid Poems written by Ian Vannoey and published by Troubador Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2009-06 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This volume of humourous poems from Ian Vannoey will amuse all readers.
Book Synopsis Michael Rosen's Book of Very Silly Poems by : Michael Rosen
Download or read book Michael Rosen's Book of Very Silly Poems written by Michael Rosen and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2008-08-07 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Poetry for children at its very silliest! Let your imagination run riot and laughter fill your belly as you explore traditional poems, rhymes with a twist, and subversive playground favourites in this playful treasure chest of verse.
Download or read book F E G written by Robin Hirsch and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2008-12-21 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Appealing to word lovers of all ages, "F E G" is a playful collection of 24 original poems in which each individual poem is a puzzle using wordplay. Full color.
Download or read book No More Poems! written by Rhett Miller and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2019-03-05 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Acclaimed singer-songwriter Rhett Miller teams up with Caldecott Medalist and bestselling artist Dan Santat in a riotous collection of irreverent poems for modern families. In the tradition of Shel Silverstein, these poems bring a fresh new twist to the classic dilemmas of childhood as well as a perceptive eye to the foibles of modern family life. Full of clever wordplay and bright visual gags--and toilet humor to spare--these twenty-three rhyming poems make for an ideal read-aloud experience. Taking on the subjects of a bullying baseball coach and annoying little brothers with equally sly humor, renowned lyricist Rhett Miller's clever verses will have the whole family cackling.
Download or read book Silly Poems written by Paul Cookson and published by Hippo Bks. This book was released on 2005 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A ridiculously rib-tickling selection of the silliest poems ever written. Paul Cookson has compiled a collection of verse old and new which will have you clutching your sides and gagging for more...|
Download or read book Jabberwocky written by Lewis Carroll and published by Kids Can Press Ltd. This book was released on 2008-02 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An illustrated version of the classic nonsense poem from "Through the Looking Glass."
Book Synopsis I'm Just No Good at Rhyming by : Chris Harris
Download or read book I'm Just No Good at Rhyming written by Chris Harris and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2017-09-26 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The instant New York Times bestseller featured on NPR's Weekend Edition with Scott Simon! B. J. Novak (bestselling author of The Book With No Pictures) described this groundbreaking poetry collection as "Smart and sweet, wild and wicked, brilliantly funny--it's everything a book for kids should be." Lauded by critics as a worthy heir to such greats as Silverstein, Seuss, Nash and Lear, Harris's hilarious debut molds wit and wordplay, nonsense and oxymoron, and visual and verbal sleight-of-hand in masterful ways that make you look at the world in a whole new wonderfully upside-down way. With enthusiastic endorsements from bestselling luminaries such as Lemony Snicket, Judith Viorst, Andrea Beaty, and many others, this entirely unique collection offers a surprise around every corner. Adding to the fun: Lane Smith, bestselling creator of beloved hits like It's a Book and The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales, has spectacularly illustrated this extraordinary collection with nearly one hundred pieces of appropriately absurd art. It's a mischievous match made in heaven! "Ridiculous, nonsensical, peculiar, outrageous, possibly deranged--and utterly, totally, absolutely delicious. Read it! Immediately!" --Judith Viorst, bestselling author of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Book Synopsis I Could Pee on This, Too by : Francesco Marciuliano
Download or read book I Could Pee on This, Too written by Francesco Marciuliano and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2016-08-16 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There's a new cat in town! This feisty sibling of the international bestseller I Could Pee on This will be making its own sensational mark in the cat-poetry world. I Could Pee on This, Too explores fresh feline emotions and philosophical musings through cats' own poetry, such as "Welcome New Cat," "Sleeping My Life Away," and "You Also Live Here." Any cat lover who's longed for a deeper look into the enigmatic world of their cats will fall whiskers over paws for this well-versed follow-up.
Download or read book Stupid Hope written by Jason Shinder and published by Graywolf Press. This book was released on 2009-08-04 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The final collection by the late Jason Shinder, "one of the finest of our new poets" (Gerald Stern) I close my eyes and try to remember when I was unopposed, when I started to die, buoyant, fragrant, shuddering with love. —from "Before" Jason Shinder's last poems are his moving testimonies to poetry, love, and friendship. With power, clarity, and disarming humor, the poems confront grief and mortality with a humility and fortitude that come only "with hope, stupid hope." Stupid Hope is Shinder's wry, penetrating, and wise farewell.
Download or read book Utter Nonsense written by Lewis Carroll and published by Lonely Scribe. This book was released on 2004-11 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From much-quoted classics like 'The Owl and the Pussy-cat' and 'Jabberwocky' to the epic adventure 'The Hunting of the Snark', the nonsense poems of Lewis Carroll and Edward Lear have a freshness and a sense of fun that still speak to children of all ages. These two masters of the absurd created characters that have entranced generation after generation: the Walrus and the Carpenter, the Dong with the Luminous Nose and the Quangle Wangle Quee are just a handful of the remarkable creatures to be found in these pages. Whether shared aloud or enjoyed on your own, these verses will continue to delight for years to come.
Book Synopsis Thanatopsis by : William Cullen bryant
Download or read book Thanatopsis written by William Cullen bryant and published by BoD - Books on Demand. This book was released on 2024-02-29 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Thanatopsis" is a renowned poem written by William Cullen Bryant, an American poet and editor of the 19th century. First published in 1817 when Bryant was just 17 years old, the poem is considered one of the early masterpieces of American literature. In "Thanatopsis," Bryant explores themes related to death and nature, contemplating the idea of mortality and the interconnectedness of life and death. The title, derived from the Greek words "thanatos" (death) and "opsis" (view), suggests a meditation on the contemplation of death. The poem begins with an invocation to nature, portraying it as a grand and eternal force. Bryant expresses the idea that death is a natural part of the cycle of life, and all living things ultimately return to the earth. He emphasizes the consoling and unifying aspects of death, encouraging readers to view it as a peaceful and harmonious process. "Thanatopsis" reflects the Romantic literary movement's appreciation for nature and its role in shaping human perspectives. Bryant's eloquent language and profound reflections on mortality contribute to the enduring appeal of the poem.
Book Synopsis I Could Chew on This by : Francesco Marciuliano
Download or read book I Could Chew on This written by Francesco Marciuliano and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2013-07-30 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times bestseller? Oh, you know the dogs weren't going to let the cats get away with that! This canine companion to I Could Pee on This, the beloved volume of poems by cats, I Could Chew on This will have dog lovers laughing out loud. Doggie laureates not only chew on quite a lot of things, they also reveal their creativity, their hidden motives, and their eternal (and sometimes misguided) effervescence through such musings as "I Dropped a Ball," "I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House," and "Can You Smell That?" Accompanied throughout by portraits of the canine poets in all their magnificence, I Could Chew on This is a work of unbridled enthusiasm, insatiable appetite, and, yes, creative genius. Plus, this is a fixed-format version of the book, which looks nearly identical to the print version.
Book Synopsis Silly Verse for Kids by : Spike Milligan
Download or read book Silly Verse for Kids written by Spike Milligan and published by Puffin. This book was released on 2015-10-01 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of the absurd, ridiculous, sublime and characteristically anarchic verse from the brilliant Spike Milligan. With his very own illustrations, this collection, which includes the famous On the Ning Nang Nong will make you laugh from the bottom of your belly - just like Spike did.
Book Synopsis I Could Pee on This by : Francesco Marciuliano
Download or read book I Could Pee on This written by Francesco Marciuliano and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2012-08-03 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious, bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry. The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat "authors" throughout, this whimsical animal book reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable). Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.
Book Synopsis "Weird" short, stupid poems for smart kids by : Andrea daVinci Braun
Download or read book "Weird" short, stupid poems for smart kids written by Andrea daVinci Braun and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2022-06-17 with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I can’t say what inspired me to create “Weird” because I really don’t know. The short, stupid poems simply started appearing on my computer screen, as I sat there musing one day, in my daily daze. More showed up the next day, and still more the day after that... and so forth. Soon after the last poem came to me, the illustrations for them began to emerge on my drawing pad, as I sat doodling at my drafting table. That, in itself, was weird! I can't explain any of it, and therefore, I can take neither the credit nor the blame for it! I must say however, that while in the midst of it all, I was quite entertained, as I hope you will be... enough to take a copy home with you perhaps? In any case, thank you for your interest, and my very best to you! Singer, artist, writer, clown. Builds a set, then tears it down. Paints all kinds of things on walls; In all the rooms, down all the halls. From late at night 'til break of dawn, Her never quiet brain goes on. Who can know what's in her head? She's truly one "weird" bird...'nuff said! - Andrea daVinci Braun
Download or read book Stupid Poems written by Ian Vannoey and published by Troubador Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2008-06-01 with total page 57 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of poems seeking to be witty and amusing. It features subjects ranging from themes as elevated as opera and Greek mythology to subjects like baseball all the way down to the childish and ridiculous.