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Book Synopsis "Mom! I Farted in Church" by : Christie Cuthbert
Download or read book "Mom! I Farted in Church" written by Christie Cuthbert and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-23 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Motherhood is harder than ever today and can lead to anxiety, stress, and just plain not enjoying the experience. Self-proclaimed Type A control freak and journalist, Christie Cuthbert, shares laugh-out-loud stories of raising her squad of four little boys, including a set of triplets. From streaking through the neighborhood to trashing her car, the Cuthbert boys' comedy will have moms laughing and recognizing they are not alone in dealing with the chaos of raising tiny humans. While living in a three-ring circus of boy-ness, Cuthbert has learned to laugh through the craziness and find immense joy in being a mom. After years of suffering from feelings of judgement and embarrassment, Cuthbert had an "ah-ha" moment one day in church when one of her triplets loudly announced he farted. Instead of feeling typical embarrassment, she realized God was probably laughing right along with them, and what's truly important is not what others think. Those who read "Mom! I Farted in Church" will laugh, cry, and want to call their mom to say thanks.
Download or read book Fart-o-Pedia written by Rip Van Ripperton and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-10-26 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An colorfully illustrated encyclopedia of fart facts, jokes, riddles, and more! Flatulently funny and perfect for ages 7–12! With humorous entries that include types of farts, food items that cause gas, what farts are called in different countries, jokes and riddles, sidebars, science, rules, advice, how to’s, and more, this book is the gassiest gift for the fart fan in any family. It contains a mishmash of information, perfect for bathroom reading and rippin' jokes with your pals. Entries include: Dog, the: Who you blame when you pass gas at the dinner table. How to save a fart for later. Fart in a glass Mason jar. Quickly put the lid on and screw it tightly. Have a friend open it later. Once you’ve done this, send us a note telling us whether or not it worked. "Hoof Hearted Ice Melted:" Say it out loud five times. You’ll get it. Pull my finger: What someone says to a friend when they have a fart locked and loaded. Once the friend pulls the finger, the fart is unleashed. Great trick that only works once. Silent but deadly (SBD): A fart that comes out with barely a whisper but then knocks everyone out with its noxious stench.
Book Synopsis The Challenge by : David Haywood Young
Download or read book The Challenge written by David Haywood Young and published by Cabin Fever Press. This book was released on with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mind-bending SF & Fantasy, with a bit of grit Ranging from "hard" science fiction to supernatural/paranormal fantasy to a gritty YA crime story, from wildly optimistic to goofy to downright pessimistic, these thirteen tales were published at the rate of one per week as a self-challenge by the author. This is the second collection of David Haywood Young's stories. He also has four novels available. The Secret, a near-future post-apocalyptic supernatural thriller, was published in September 2015.
Book Synopsis Carnival Night by : David Haywood Young
Download or read book Carnival Night written by David Haywood Young and published by Cabin Fever Press. This book was released on with total page 23 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Getting exactly what you want? Look out! Maybe it's not real. Or, worse...maybe it will be. Soon. Gray's a teenager in Henge, West Virginia. A carnival comes to town. He and his friends attend. Which is fine as far as it goes--but all of a sudden Gray's not totally sure he knows his friends as well as he'd thought. People can surprise you sometimes. And then it turns out they don't know him very well either. And just maybe they don't know him at all... Note: this story is included in the author's The Challenge: A Story Collection, published simultaneously. It also shares a setting with The Secret, a recent full-length near-future post-apocalyptic supernatural thriller by David Haywood Young.
Book Synopsis Sharing Moms Madhouse~A Book With Sprinkles of Truth by : Sharon Ruggieri
Download or read book Sharing Moms Madhouse~A Book With Sprinkles of Truth written by Sharon Ruggieri and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-03-15 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A humorous look at real life at home with a husband, six kids, dogs, cats, never-ending laundry and clogged toilets.
Download or read book Leave Myself Behind written by Bart Yates and published by Kensington Books. This book was released on 2004-04-01 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Starting a new life with his legendary psycho-poet mother in a sleepy New England town, seventeen-year-old Noah York uncovers clues to an age-old mystery in the walls of their old Victorian home, while falling in love with the boy next door, a relationship that sends shockwaves throughout the town. A first novel. Reprint. 15,000 first printing.
Book Synopsis The Diary of a Rambunctious Black Child by : Clayton Bolling
Download or read book The Diary of a Rambunctious Black Child written by Clayton Bolling and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2021-10-20 with total page 189 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Diary of a Rambunctious Black Child is told through a riveting diary from the perspective of a ten-year-old boy named Cory Carroll. Cory has a fantastic sense of humor and pokies fun at life. His best friend is his diary. At times he feels invisibility and contentious toward his racist fifth grade teacher questioning her cruelty and intolerance against black children in her classroom. Cory doesn’t know the true meaning of words like racist, bigotry or prejudice. He only heard of those words through Passing. They are foreign to him like ice is to hell. His mother tries shielding him from the wicked realities of those words. His mom decides to take the family south for summer vacation. There, Cory enters a world he’s not accustoms to. He is exposed to the harsh truths of having brown skin in the south. He experienced some of these realities in the north, but not as cold, harsh and cruel in the south. Hatred, jealousy, lies, deceit, sexuality, rape, witchcraft, secrets, suicide, and murder are realities he must come to terms with. Cory learns their true meanings quickly and has reservations about life in the south. He uses his only tools listening and watching, developing his own analytical conclusions. He experiences lessons far beyond his capacity and expectations. Cory will cherish and carry these lessons throughout his life.
Book Synopsis Children of Light by : Colleen Tozer
Download or read book Children of Light written by Colleen Tozer and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2021-06-25 with total page 333 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A walk down Memory Lane often yields grief, resentment, and the sad reality that parents can sometimes be their children's worst enemies. How to reconcile a damaged past and move forward to lead fruitful, happy lives? Sarcasm and false witness are effective tools until we discover that they have a shelf life. But Someone is there to help us clean up the mess, if only we call on Him. Read on to find out more about your faith and His love.
Download or read book Book Boyfriend written by Kris Ripper and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2022-04-26 with total page 297 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This is a delight." —Publishers Weekly on The Hate Project A secret crush leads to a not-so-secret romance in this delightful romantic comedy from Kris Ripper There are three things you need to know about Preston "PK" Harrington the third: He’s a writer, toiling in obscurity as an editorial assistant at a New York City publishing house. He is not a cliché. No, really. He’s been secretly in love with his best friend, Art, since they once drunkenly kissed in college. When Art moves in with PK following a bad breakup, PK hopes this will be the moment when Art finally sees him as more than a friend. But Art seems to laugh off the very idea of them in a relationship, so PK returns to his writing roots—in fiction, he can say all the things he can’t say out loud. In his book, PK can be the perfect boyfriend. Before long, it seems like the whole world has a crush on the fictionalized version of him, including Art, who has no idea that the hot new book everyone's talking about is PK’s story. But when his brilliant plan to win Art over backfires, PK might lose not just his fantasy book boyfriend, but his best friend. Carina Adores is home to romantic love stories where LGBTQ+ characters find their happily-ever-afters. Also from Kris Ripper: The Love Study Book 1: The Love Study Book 2: The Hate Project Book 3: The Life Revamp
Book Synopsis Samson and the Pirate Monks by : Nate Larkin
Download or read book Samson and the Pirate Monks written by Nate Larkin and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2007-02-18 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With no-holds-barred honesty and poignant storytelling, Nate Larkin introduces a model of community and friendship that is reinvigorating men's ministry across the country, a model he calls The Samson Society. Too many men see the biblical hero Samson as their model for manhood--a rugged individualist of the highest order. Yet, Samson's solitary successes were eventually overcome by moral weaknesses. Larkin, through the story of his own past and the stories of those in The Samson Society, offers a radical, refreshing alternative.
Book Synopsis The Last Dead Soldier Left Alive by : Richard Boes
Download or read book The Last Dead Soldier Left Alive written by Richard Boes and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2007-02 with total page 67 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "If " And if I look long enough into the black glass, there's another living room reflected there, as much alive as this one. A black doorway that leads to a black hole, a black screen like the black Dead Sea, where nothing grows. And all seems dead here, but for the Beast, who lives, eats, and sleeps with me.
Book Synopsis More Than a Memory by : Victor R. Volkman
Download or read book More Than a Memory written by Victor R. Volkman and published by Loving Healing Press. This book was released on 2008-01-01 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Featuring the work of 15 Viet Nam War veteran writers, this anthology of poems, stories, and essays looks through the lens of past and present perspectives and defines how modern warfare affects the lives of those who lived it and their families.
Book Synopsis The Luchettis Six Book Bundle by : Lori Handeland
Download or read book The Luchettis Six Book Bundle written by Lori Handeland and published by Lori Handeland. This book was released on with total page 1394 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Born on an Illinois dairy farm . . . Five brothers, one sister . . . come along on the journey as each of them finds love. The Farmer's Wife The secret they've kept can either bring them together or tear them apart. Youngest sibling and only sister, Kim Luchetti returns to the Illinois family farm after her father's heart attack. Eight years ago she vowed never to return, believing only distance would allow her to forget the tragedy that broke her heart. Returning means she must face everyone's questions, including those of her first love, Brian Riley, the only one who knows her secret. The Daddy Quest Leaving Las Vegas . . . Nicole Houston lived a life no child ever should. Dumped as a baby, unwanted and unloved, she ended up in Vegas, working as a stripper. Then one night of love with a man bound for the priesthood set her on a new path... as a mother. Aaron Luchetti never became a priest. Instead he has been working on the family dairy farm and trying to forget his past and his failures. But he never got over his time in Las Vegas; he never got over Nicole. When he discovers he has a daughter, everything changes. The Brother Quest If anything ever happens to me, go to 445 Briar Lane, Wind Lake, Minnesota . . . Foreign correspondent Colin Luchetti receives a cryptic note from his missing brother, which leads him to Chasing Rainbows Day Care Center and its owner Marlie Anderson. Marlie doesn't think someone who lives a James Bond life would ever be interested in a shy, bespectacled, slightly overweight, preschool teacher. But Colin is fascinated by her zest for life and the way she is the calm in everyone's storm. For his family's sake Colin knows he should focus on the mystery of his brother's disappearance, but can he do it without falling for his brother's girl? The Husband Quest What’s love got to do with it? When handyman Evan Luchetti and serial bride Jilly Hart meet, sparks fly. But Evan wants forever and Jilly has three rules she lives by: Never, ever marry for love. Poor men are for play; rich men are for keeps. Old men are like fine wine. Once tasted, they don't last very long. Can Evan convince Jilly that love is magic and will make her so much richer than any life money can buy? A Soldier's Quest What happens when G.I. Joe meets Jane of the Jungle? Upon discovering the woman he loves has married his brother, Bobby Luchetti, a U.S. Special Forces officer, accepts a mission deep into the heart of Mexico where Dr. Jane Harker practices medicine in places no one else will go. When someone tries to kill her, the two go on the run attempting to stay one step ahead of whoever has it in for Jane. Does this relationship stand a chance? Because getting through this alive is only the beginning . . . The Mommy Quest What do you do when you need a mommy too? Winner of the RITA® Award for Long Contemporary Romance! Once upon a time, Tim Luchetti went searching for a daddy and found one in Dean Luchetti. Now it's time for Tim's Mommy Quest. Stella O'Connell left Gainsville, Illinois right after high school, never planning to come back. When the elementary school principal is injured, Stella slides into her chair. Why does her problem child have to be Dean's son? The Luchettis Reading Order: THE FARMER'S WIFE (Kim) THE DADDY QUEST (Aaron) THE BROTHER QUEST (Colin) THE HUSBAND QUEST (Evan) A SOLDIER'S QUEST (Bobby) THE MOMMY QUEST (Dean)
Book Synopsis The Luchettis-Books 1-3 by : Lori Handeland
Download or read book The Luchettis-Books 1-3 written by Lori Handeland and published by Lori Handeland. This book was released on 2017-02-25 with total page 781 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A romantic comedy series about five brothers and one sister, born on an Illinois dairy farm. Come along on the journey as each of them finds love. The Farmer's Wife-Book 1 The secret they've kept can either bring them together or tear them apart. Youngest sibling and only sister, Kim Luchetti returns to the Illinois family farm after her father's heart attack. Eight years ago she vowed never to return, believing only distance would allow her to forget the tragedy that broke her heart. Returning means she must face everyone's questions, including those of her first love, Brian Riley, the only one who knows her secret. The Daddy Quest-Book 2 Leaving Las Vegas . . . Nicole Houston lived a life no child ever should. Dumped as a baby, unwanted and unloved, she ended up in Vegas, working as a stripper. Then one night of love with a man bound for the priesthood set her on a new path... as a mother. Aaron Luchetti never became a priest. Instead he has been working on the family dairy farm and trying to forget his past and his failures. But he never got over his time in Las Vegas; he never got over Nicole. When he discovers he has a daughter, everything changes. The Brother Quest-Book 3 If anything ever happens to me, go to 445 Briar Lane, Wind Lake, Minnesota . . . Foreign correspondent Colin Luchetti receives a cryptic note from his missing brother, which leads him to Chasing Rainbows Day Care Center and its owner Marlie Anderson. Marlie doesn't think someone who lives a James Bond life would ever be interested in a shy, bespectacled, slightly overweight, preschool teacher. But Colin is fascinated by her zest for life and the way she is the calm in everyone's storm. For his family's sake Colin knows he should focus on the mystery of his brother's disappearance, but can he do it without falling for his brother's girl? men women relationship humor, family life fiction, small town rural fiction, siblings fiction, funny contemporary romance series anthology, romance collection and anthology
Book Synopsis Dangerous Characters by : Elaine Hatfield
Download or read book Dangerous Characters written by Elaine Hatfield and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2008-11-19 with total page 323 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dangerous Characters is about people of all kinds, stuck with their unique personalities and trying to negotiate their ways through lifes bramble strewn path. As intellectual historians, psychologists of love, and psychotherapists, Elaine Hatfield and Richard L. Rapson bring to bear their sharp and wry observations upon a constellation of vivid characters.
Book Synopsis The Farmer's Wife by : Lori Handeland
Download or read book The Farmer's Wife written by Lori Handeland and published by Lori Handeland. This book was released on 2013-12-22 with total page 265 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The secret they’ve kept can either bring them together or tear them apart . . . Youngest sibling and only sister, Kim Luchetti comes home to Illinois following her father’s heart attack. Eight years ago she vowed never to return, believing only distance would allow her to forget the tragedy that broke her heart. But returning means she must face Brian Riley, her first love and the only one who knows her secret. Despite Brian’s hurt and anger over Kim’s abandoning him when he needed her the most, Brian has never stopped loving her. When she appears at his farm, surprise causes him to tumble off the barn roof and break both his wrists. Kim’s guilt makes her agree to move in and help until he’s healed. But Kim never wanted to be a farmer’s wife and her lack of skills produces daily hilarious disasters. Laughing together, living together forces Kim and Brian to face the past and their unresolved feelings. Will talking about what happened help them heal? Or will the memories of their heartbreak keep them from their second chance? men women relationship humor, family life fiction, small town rural fiction, secret baby romance books, siblings fiction, funny contemporary romance, romance with animals, romance with pets
Download or read book The Curse written by Karen Houppert and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux. This book was released on 2000-05-24 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A provocative look at the way our culture deals with menstruation. The Curse examines the culture of concealment that surrounds menstruation and the devastating impact such secrecy has on women's physical and psychological health. Karen Houppert combines reporting on the potential safety problems of sanitary products--such as dioxin-laced tampons--with an analysis of the way ads, movies, young-adult novels, and women's magazines foster a "menstrual etiquette" that leaves women more likely to tell their male colleagues about an affair than brazenly carry an unopened tampon down the hall to the bathroom. From the very beginning, industry-generated instructional films sketch out the parameters of acceptable behavior and teach young girls that bleeding is naughty, irrepressible evidence of sexuality. In the process, confident girls learn to be self-conscious teens. And the secrecy has even broader implications. Houppert argues that industry ad campaigns have effectively stymied consumer debate, research, and safety monitoring of the sanitary-protection industry. By telling girls and women how to think and talk about menstruation, the mostly male-dominated media have set a tone that shapes women's experiences for them, defining what they are allowed to feel about their periods, their bodies, and their sexuality.
