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Download or read book Miss Piggy Camps Out written by Lara Rice and published by Tarcher. This book was released on 1996 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Combine the proven appeal of Jim Henson's beloved Muppets with a fun and unique skill-building rebus format and you've got an all-star lineup of four new super-easy readers that are guaranteed to sell right off the shelves. Imagine Miss Piggy on a camp-out, How will she do her hair? How will she get the mud out of her high heels? Laughs abound when everyone's favorite pig fatale joins Kermit and Fozzie for the zaniest camp-out ever. Full color.
Book Synopsis Happy Birthday, Miss Piggy! by : Alison Inches
Download or read book Happy Birthday, Miss Piggy! written by Alison Inches and published by Puffin. This book was released on 1996 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You are invited to Miss Piggy's birthday party. Lift the flaps to unwrap Miss Piggy's presents from all her Muppet pals.
Book Synopsis Backstage with Miss Piggy by : Kate Foster
Download or read book Backstage with Miss Piggy written by Kate Foster and published by Puffin Books. This book was released on 1997 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The show is about to begin and Miss Piggy has lost her red shoe. Never fear, her nephews Andy and Randy will find it--or will they? Young readers can lift the flaps to help the boys find the missing shoe. Full color.
Book Synopsis Miss Piggy's Treasury of Art Masterpieces from the Kermitage Collection by : Michael K. Frith
Download or read book Miss Piggy's Treasury of Art Masterpieces from the Kermitage Collection written by Michael K. Frith and published by Henry Holt & Company. This book was released on 1984-01-01 with total page 43 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Miss Piggy takes the reader on a tour of her art museum which houses several muppet masterworks including Gainsborough's "Green Boy."
Book Synopsis Miss Piggy's Night Out by : Sara Hoagland Hunter
Download or read book Miss Piggy's Night Out written by Sara Hoagland Hunter and published by Viking Juvenile. This book was released on 1995 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When their dinner at a fancy restaurant ends in embarrassment for Miss Piggy, Kermit tries to make her feel better.
Book Synopsis In the Kitchen with Miss Piggy by : Time-Life Books
Download or read book In the Kitchen with Miss Piggy written by Time-Life Books and published by Time Life Medical. This book was released on 1996 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More than 50 celebrities share their favourite recipes with Miss Piggy. Humorous delivery and well illustrated.
Download or read book The Diva Code written by Miss Piggy and published by Hyperion. This book was released on 2009-01-27 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From one of the most famous divas of our time comes The Diva Code: Miss Piggy on Life, Love, and the 10,000 Idiotic Things Men Frogs Do. Over her years of celebritude, Miss Piggy has gleaned, glommed, and garnered much wisdom about what's wrong with everyone else and what's right with her. Now, in the latest book from the Muppets, Miss Piggy is ready to share with vous her best advice on love, fashion, career, attitude, and her secrets of diva-dom! It's time for you to release your inner diva! Get what you deserve! And give others exactly what they deserve! Take, for example, Miss Piggy's insights on a few of the idiotic things men frogs do... HE'S JUST NOT READY TO COMMIT--You give him the pleasure of your company (plus untold hours of prep time) and in return he's not willing to commit to anything. Mention a romantic getaway, a steady and exclusive dating policy, a long-term relationship, marriage . . . and he runs for the exit! WHAT VOUS NEED TO DO: The best defense is a good offense, which means that you must never give up trying to make him commit. Remember: Never stop being offensive. HE'S STATUS OBSESSED--It's all about the label, the fancy car, the platinum-encrusted watch, the vacation place in Gstaad, and the showy perks. WHAT VOUS NEED TO DO: Give moi his number. HE'S A NARCISSIST--This guy can usually be found at the gym defining his triceps, biceps, bicuspids, you name it. And when he's not pumping iron, he's primping in front of the mirror--tweezing, conditioning, moisturizing, and otherwise invading your personal grooming space. WHAT VOUS NEED TO DO: Ask yourself if he's such a hunk that he's worth it. If so, get more mirrors. If not, dump him . . . but get more mirrors anyway. After all, narcissism isn't a bad thing if it's about vous.
Book Synopsis Sometimes I Trip on How Happy We Could Be by : Nichole Perkins
Download or read book Sometimes I Trip on How Happy We Could Be written by Nichole Perkins and published by . This book was released on 2021-08-17 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A passionate, magnetic memoir that explores writer and podcast host Nichole Perkins's obsession with pop culture and the challenges of navigating relationships as a Black woman through feminism and Southern mores. Pop culture is the Pandora's Box of our lives. Racism, wealth, poverty, beauty, inclusion, exclusion, and hope -- all of these intractable and unavoidable features course through the media we consume. Examining pop culture's impact on her life, Nichole Perkins takes readers on a rollicking trip through the last twenty years of music, media and the internet from the perspective of one southern Black woman. She explores her experience with mental illness and how the TV series Frasier served as a crutch, how her role as mistress led her to certain internet message boards that prepared her for current day social media, and what it means to figure out desire and sexuality and Prince in a world where marriage is the only acceptable goal for women. Combining her sharp wit, stellar pop culture sensibility, and trademark spirited storytelling, Nichole boldly tackles the damage done to women, especially Black women, by society's failure to confront the myths and misogyny at its heart, and her efforts to stop the various cycles that limit confidence within herself. By using her own life and loves as a unique vantage point, Nichole humorously and powerfully illuminates how to take the best pop culture has to offer and discard the harmful bits, offering a mirror into our own lives.
Book Synopsis Miss Piggy's Rules by : Louise Gikow
Download or read book Miss Piggy's Rules written by Louise Gikow and published by Seal Press. This book was released on 1997 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now the goddess of romance herself tells you her secrets for getting what you want, getting rid of what you don't, and getting the most of love, life, and yourself. Move over Ellen and Sherrie, "Miss Piggy's Rules" is the only book you'll need. Spanning the entire are of relationships -- from dating through commitment and out the other side -- this guide is about discovering and landing that object of your desire, turning him into the love of your life, and dealing with him (and yourself) after he has become "the supreme scum of the universe". Divided into 3 sections, "Miss Piggy's Rules'" humorous approach sets you straight on the do's and don'ts of love: -- Dating: The Beginning -- Finding and Getting Mr. Right -- The Relationship -- Getting Mr. Right's Stuff -- The Afterlife -- Getting Rid of Me. Wrong (and Getting on with Your Life!) Plus a special bonus section -- Moi's Guide to Getting Even! (Because sometimes he deserves a good deal more than goodbye.) Included are quizzes, top ten lists on such topics as what to wear and when to call collect, diagram, and charts, and "Dear Piggy", where the expert herself answers your questions.
Book Synopsis Muppets Meet the Classics: the Phantom of the Opera by : Gaston Leroux
Download or read book Muppets Meet the Classics: the Phantom of the Opera written by Gaston Leroux and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2017 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Leroux's classic tale of love, intrigue, and jealousy at the Paris Opera House is reimagined with the cast of the Muppets. Readers can join Kermit, Miss Piggy, Uncle Deadly, and the other Muppets as they bring this gripping tale to life in their own hilarious way.
Book Synopsis Kermit Culture by : Jennifer C. Garlen
Download or read book Kermit Culture written by Jennifer C. Garlen and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2014-01-10 with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: By the end of its five-year run on television, The Muppet Show had transformed its motley cast from fistfuls of felt to multi-media celebrities. Sophisticated and highly individuated, each of the Muppets embodied a conventional character type from classic television comedy. Kermit functioned as straight man to the majority of the show's jokes. Miss Piggy, the resident diva, evolved from first season chorus girl to full-fledged megastar. A Costello to Kermit's Abbot, Fozzie peddled his vaudevillian shtick to a tough audience, but his genuine sweetness made him lovable even when his jokes were lame. These essays represent the work and ideas of a global community of scholars and Muppet enthusiasts, providing a unique perspective on just how Kermit and the rest of the frogs, dogs, bears, and chickens became cultural icons with influences reaching far beyond the world of 1970s television comedy.
Book Synopsis Muppets Meet the Classics: Fairy Tales from the Brothers Grimm by : Erik Forrest Jackson
Download or read book Muppets Meet the Classics: Fairy Tales from the Brothers Grimm written by Erik Forrest Jackson and published by Penguin Workshop. This book was released on 2018 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Once upon a time, there was a pretty young chicken named Camillarella, who had very heavy shoes and an enchanting Chicken Dance. Or maybe you'd prefer to hear the story of Janice, the flower child with braided tresses as yellow as SpongeBob. With all the favorite characters--Kermit, Miss Piggy, and others--these fairy tales give a whole new meaning to the word 'classic.'"--
Book Synopsis If You Were Miss Piggy by : Richard Chevat
Download or read book If You Were Miss Piggy written by Richard Chevat and published by Golden Books. This book was released on 1994 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Miss Piggy describes what its like to be a glamorous movie star.
Download or read book Bye-bye, Diapers written by Ellen Weiss and published by Golden Books. This book was released on 1991 with total page 16 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Baby Piggy tells toddlers how she once wore diapers, but now she's a big kid who uses the potty and wears big kid pants that she can pull up herself.
Book Synopsis I Don't Care About Your Band by : Julie Klausner
Download or read book I Don't Care About Your Band written by Julie Klausner and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2010-02-02 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Read Julie Klausner's posts on the Penguin Blog In the tradition of Cynthia Heimel and Chelsea Handler, and with the boisterous iconoclasm of Amy Sedaris, Julie Klausner's candid and funny debut I Don't Care About Your Band sheds light on the humiliations we endure to find love--and the lessons that can be culled from the wreckage. I Don't Care About Your Band posits that lately the worst guys to date are the ones who seem sensitive. It's the jerks in nice guy clothing, not the players in Ed Hardy, who break the hearts of modern girls who grew up in the shadow of feminism, thinking they could have everything, but end up compromising constantly. The cowards, the kidults, the critics, and the contenders: these are the stars of Klausner's memoir about how hard it is to find a man--good or otherwise--when you're a cynical grown-up exiled in the dregs of Guyville. Off the popularity of her New York Times "Modern Love" piece about getting the brush-off from an indie rock musician, I Don't care About Your Band is marbled with the wry strains of Julie Klausner's precocious curmudgeonry and brimming with truths that anyone who's ever been on a date will relate to. Klausner is an expert at landing herself waist-deep in crazy, time and time again, in part because her experience as a comedy writer (Best Week Ever, TV Funhouse on SNL) and sketch comedian from NYC's Upright Citizens Brigade fuels her philosophy of how any scene should unfold, which is, "What? That sounds crazy? Okay, I'll do it." I Don't Care About Your Band charts a distinctly human journey of a strong-willed but vulnerable protagonist who loves men like it's her job, but who's done with guys who know more about love songs than love. Klausner's is a new outlook on dating in a time of pop culture obsession, and she spent her 20's doing personal field research to back up her philosophies. This is the girl's version of High Fidelity. By turns explicit, funny and moving, Klausner's debut shows the evolution of a young woman who endured myriad encounters with the wrong guys, to emerge with real- world wisdom on matters of the heart. I Don't Care About Your Band is Julie Klausner's manifesto, and every one of us can relate.
Download or read book This Little Piggy written by and published by Kids Can Press. This book was released on 1997-06-30 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nursery rhymes are as old as time. Passed from one generation to another, these verses are still the best and the most entertaining way for young children to learn language. Heather Collins's cheerful, animated illustrations tell the story in this favorite nursery rhyme. Just the right size for infants and toddlers, this sturdy board book with rounded corners is built to withstand a baby's curiosity. It is sure to last --- and be loved --- well beyond the toddler years.
