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Keeping Your Indoor Cat Happy & Healthy

Author : Arden Moore
Publisher : Storey Publishing, LLC
ISBN 13 : 1603423850
Total Pages : 35 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (34 download)

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Download or read book Keeping Your Indoor Cat Happy & Healthy written by Arden Moore and published by Storey Publishing, LLC. This book was released on 2000-12-28 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make Your Home a PURR-fect Palace! Indoor cats live longer, stay healthier, and enjoy better relationships with their human owners than do outdoor cats. But if you're like many cat owners, you worry about confining your cat to the house. You wonder if your cat finds like indoors satisfying, and you look for ways to add entertainment, exercise, and excitement to your indoor cat's daily routine. Worry no more! Author Arden Moore will show you how to turn your house into cat heaven without spending a lot of money, whether you live in a large country cottage or a small studio apartment. You'll learn how to: Cat proof your home Think like a cat when you decorate Provide your cat with fun home-alone activities Teach your cat to play simple games with you Pamper your cat with a spa-style massage Install an enclosed outdoor cat run And more!

Cat's Meow

Author : Melissa de la Cruz
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1439143331
Total Pages : 230 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (391 download)

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Download or read book Cat's Meow written by Melissa de la Cruz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-06-15 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cat McAllister grew up as a Hollywood child star, spent her adolescence modeling in Japan, and now, as she celebrates her twenty-fifth birthday for the fourth time, she lives for velvet ropes, Moët & Chandon, gold-leaf invitations, and other fashionista prizes. But on her way up the social ladder, making her way past the who's who and the what's what, Cat finds herself stuck in that seventh circle of celebrity hell. What's worse, her funds are running dry. What's a girl to do? Marry rich. And so the ruckus begins, taking us from China for a baby adoption, to Paris for the couture shows, to the "it" world of Gotham. And that's just the hors d'oeuvres. Punctuated with Kim DeMarco's illustrations, Cat's Meow is a spectacularly witty novel about a young woman looking for love, clothes, and what will make her truly happy in life.

Cat's Meow

Author : Dane Mccaslin
Publisher : Lyrical Underground
ISBN 13 : 1516110188
Total Pages : 188 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (161 download)

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Download or read book Cat's Meow written by Dane Mccaslin and published by Lyrical Underground. This book was released on 2021-03-23 with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Retired schoolteacher Gwen Franklin has a new pet project—and a sideline in sleuthing. But this new case has a dangerous sting in the tail . . . Gwen’s calendar has been filling up ever since she was hounded by her best friend, Nora, into starting 2 Sisters Pet Valet Services. Now they’ve been invited to attend the annual Clear the Shelter event, hosted by Portland’s very own blonde bombshell newscaster, Babs Prescott. Babs is convinced she’s top dog among local celebrities, but it’s clear that someone disagrees when Babs’ body is found following a downtown press conference. A story this juicy would be headline news at any time, but especially once local crime reporter Shelby Tucker is arrested for the murder. Gwen was Shelby’s high school teacher, and she’s sure her former pupil is innocent. But in that case, who was itching to take Babs out of the spotlight for good? As Nora and Gwen investigate, they find personal mysteries at odds with Babs’ public persona, all leading to a killer who’s not pussyfooting around . . .

Max Meow Book 3: Pugs from Planet X

Author : John Gallagher
Publisher : Random House Graphic
ISBN 13 : 0593121112
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (931 download)

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Download or read book Max Meow Book 3: Pugs from Planet X written by John Gallagher and published by Random House Graphic. This book was released on 2021-10-12 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Max Meow is BACK and up against PUGS from OUTER SPACE in this hilarious graphic novel series with CAT-ITUDE! PURR-fect for fans of Dog Man, Bad Guys, Hilo, and anyone who loves to LAUGH! Meowza! Space pugs have landed in Kittyopolis and they're after the SPACE MEATBALL that gave Max his powers! Can Max and Mindy save Kittyopolis?! Sometimes being a HERO means knowing when to ask for help, and it will take a whole universe of good guys to stop these space dogs! Luckily Max and Mindy have backup. Meet Rex Rocket, Intergalactic Space Guard, and get ready for Kittyopolis's Bad Guys to become Good (at least temporarily!) to join the adventure! Packed with twists and turns, puns and fun, put your paws together for the latest action packed adventure in the laugh out loud series kids (and cats!) love! Bonus: Includes how to draw Rex Rocket! And look for more Max Meow—Max Meow: Cat Crusader, Max Meow: Donuts and Danger, and Max Meow: Taco Time Machine! "Funny, furry and fantastic!" —Judd Winick, New York Times Bestselling Author of the Hilo series

Total Memory Makeover

Author : Marilu Henner
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451651236
Total Pages : 247 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book Total Memory Makeover written by Marilu Henner and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-05-07 with total page 247 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you could remember the confidence you felt when your prom date said yes, could it embolden you to ask for a raise today? Would the details of your early days with a heartbreaking ex help you recognize the potential red flags in a new romance? Marilu Henner says, "Yes!" In this revolutionary book, the author and memory expert helps you develop the ability to remember more of your past, to recall it more clearly, and most of all, to understand your memories as a blueprint for your future. While most of us may prefer to keep the unhappy times buried, Marilu has learned that only by remembering what happened then can we change our lives for a better now. This book will help you: stop turning painful memories into emotional baggage; discover your personal Memory Track; unlock repressed memories that are holding you back; recall memories faster and stop them from fading; and teach your kids to have great memories too.--From publisher description.

Apocalypse Meow

Author : Zara Keane
Publisher : Beaverstone Press GmbH
ISBN 13 : 3906245721
Total Pages : 236 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (62 download)

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Download or read book Apocalypse Meow written by Zara Keane and published by Beaverstone Press GmbH. This book was released on 2021-05-25 with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “My descent to the Seventh Circle of Hell began with a lawn chair.” When Maggie loses a lucrative contract for her P.I. agency due to an accidental full frontal flashing, she’s forced to accept the only other job on offer: one involving her nemesis, the pampered show cat, Quibbles. Maggie and her wacky associate Lenny are hired to escort Quibbles to the final round of auditions to become the face of a luxury cat food brand, Purrfect Paws. Instead of the five-star hotel they were promised, Maggie and Lenny find themselves trapped in a run-down hostelry in the middle of a hurricane. To make matters worse, their fellow guests include five spoiled celebrity cats and their ruthlessly ambitious owners, all of whom are determined that their cat should be chosen as the face of Purrfect Paws. And then a cat-astrophe strikes. One by one, the owners start dying. With the storm raging, and the body count rising, Maggie and Lenny are determined to find the killer before their inn turns into a morgue. Can Maggie catch the killer or will her fur-midable opponent get the upper paw? Grab a copy and find out today!

Meow Makeover

Author : Imran A Dupree
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (711 download)

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Download or read book Meow Makeover written by Imran A Dupree and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-12-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This response was truncated by the cut-off limit (max tokens). Open the sidebar, Increase the parameter in the settings and then regenerate. ------------------------- Introducing "Meow Makeover: 30 Fashionable Knit and Crochet Hat Patterns for Cats" - the ultimate guide to transforming your feline friend into a fashion-forward trendsetter! If you're a cat lover who enjoys crafting and wants to add a touch of style to your furry companion's wardrobe, then this book is a must-have for you. Are you tired of seeing your cat in the same old boring outfits? Do you want to unleash your creativity and make your cat the talk of the town? Look no further! "Meow Makeover" is here to revolutionize the way you dress up your beloved pet. With 30 unique and fashionable hat patterns, you'll have endless options to choose from and create stunning looks that will make heads turn. Imagine the joy and excitement you'll feel as you browse through the pages of this book, discovering one adorable hat design after another. From cute and cuddly to chic and sophisticated, there's a hat pattern for every occasion and every cat personality. Whether you have a playful kitten or a regal senior cat, these patterns are tailored to suit all ages and breeds. But "Meow Makeover" is not just about fashion. It's about the bond between you and your furry friend. As you spend quality time knitting or crocheting these hats, you'll create lasting memories and strengthen your connection with your cat. The therapeutic nature of crafting will relax your mind, while the joy of seeing your cat proudly wearing your creations will warm your heart. What sets "Meow Makeover" apart from other cat fashion books is its user-friendly approach. Even if you're a beginner in knitting or crocheting, you'll find the step-by-step instructions easy to follow. Each pattern is accompanied by detailed illustrations and helpful tips, ensuring that you achieve professional-looking results every time. You'll be amazed at how quickly you'll master the techniques and create hats that look like they came straight from a high-end boutique. But the benefits don't stop there. By purchasing "Meow Makeover," you're not only investing in your cat's style, but also in their comfort and well-being. The hats are designed with the utmost care, using soft and breathable materials that won't irritate your cat's delicate skin. They're also adjustable, ensuring a good fit for cats of all sizes. Your cat will not only look fabulous but also feel cozy and content. So why wait? Don't let your cat miss out on

The Dalai Lama's Cat and the Power of Meow

Author : David Michie
Publisher : Hay House, Inc
ISBN 13 : 1401946240
Total Pages : 217 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (19 download)

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Download or read book The Dalai Lama's Cat and the Power of Meow written by David Michie and published by Hay House, Inc. This book was released on 2015-06-16 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "If you ever doubted that your feline companion has her own inner life, just watch what happens when she falls asleep, and loses conscious control of her physical being . . . a twitching of limbs, a quivering of the jaw, sometimes, perhaps, a snuffling noise or a meow.. . . Cats may indeed be capable of great mindfulness, but we are thinking beings too. In my own case, unfortunately, a being who thinks rather too much." In the latest installment of the Dalai Lama’s Cat series, His Holiness’s Cat ("HHC") is on a mission: to think less, to experience more, to live in the moment. She soon learns the proper phrase for this, being mindful, or, a concept better known to her as the power of meow. What ensues is a journey to discover her own true nature, to gain a deeper understanding of her mind, and to experience life’s greatest joy, the here and now. Throughout, there are encounters with familiar inhabitants of Dharamsala, as well as a whole new cast of characters: a senior exec from one of Silicon Valley’s most famous social media companies (hint: the name rhymes with "litter"), the Pope’s beloved dog (who shares a shockingly similar title: HHD, His Holiness’s Dog), and a public health inspector who threatens to have our poor narrator banned from the Himalaya Book Café. In this follow-up to the Dalai Lama’s Cat and the Art of Purring, readers escape to the enchanting and exotic world of the Dalai Lama’s monastery in the Himalayas, and take a peek inside the mind of a delightfully imperfect creature on the path to enlightenment. By accompanying HHC on her journey, you will learn new ways to relate to your own mind: slowing down, finding peace, and abiding in the boundless radiance and benevolence that is your own true nature.

Max Meow Book 1: Cat Crusader

Author : John Gallagher
Publisher : Random House Graphic
ISBN 13 : 0593121074
Total Pages : 121 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (931 download)

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Download or read book Max Meow Book 1: Cat Crusader written by John Gallagher and published by Random House Graphic. This book was released on 2020-10-06 with total page 121 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet a secret superhero with CAT-ITUDE--Max Meow, Cat Crusader--in this purr-fectly awesome, hiss-sterically funny graphic novel series just right for fans of Dog Man and InvestiGators! Max is just a regular cat in Kittyopolis, trying to make it big as a podcaster UNTIL he accidentally takes a bite of an RADIOACTIVE SPACE MEATBALL at his best friend Mindy's SECRET LAB. Then before you can say MEOWZA, Max becomes...The CAT CRUSADER! Being a super hero is fun--but not if you get so cocky, you forget your best friend! Will Max and Mindy make up? And together, can they save Kittyopolis from the evil Agent M and BIG BOSS?! Find out in this furr-ociously funny series! BONUS: Includes how to draw Max Meow! And look for the next books—Max Meow: Donuts and Danger, Max Meow Meow: Pugs from Planet X, and Max Meow: Taco Time Machine! "Funny, furry and fantastic!" --Judd Winick, New York Times Bestselling Creator of the Hilo series "Max Meow's super heroics will have kids meow-ling with laughter!" --John Patrick Green, creator of the InvestiGators series

The Cat's Meow

Author : Stacey Kennedy
Publisher : Stacey Kennedy
ISBN 13 : 1988992095
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (889 download)

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Download or read book The Cat's Meow written by Stacey Kennedy and published by Stacey Kennedy. This book was released on 2019-07-08 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a magical presence is detected around a recent string of feline slayings, Libby, an enchantress, is determined to discover who is behind the odd deaths. Being a witch gifted by the Goddess to conjure spells won’t protect her from the sexy warlock the Coven sends to assist her. Kale weaves a spell more powerful than any she’s ever seen. While having the muscle around proves to be useful in her investigation, fighting her growing attraction for Kale is worse than a hex, especially considering the secrets she knows he’s keeping. But when her spells turn up clues that point to something far more sinister than slaughtered cats, the elusive warlock becomes the least of her worries. Libby finds herself in the midst of an uprising. She trusts no one and isn’t safe—not from the warlocks stirring up trouble. Not from the worrisome rebellion she can’t escape. And certainly not from Kale, who is weaving a very dangerous spell over her heart.

Lovey Dovey and the Makeover Mistake

Author : Connie Mosesson
Publisher : Strategic Book Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1606932756
Total Pages : 41 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (69 download)

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Download or read book Lovey Dovey and the Makeover Mistake written by Connie Mosesson and published by Strategic Book Publishing. This book was released on 2008-10-01 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lovey Dovey, Shellabellareena, and Power Meower face a major CAT...astrophy as they team up to create what they think will be a fashionable makeover. Their creative and not so genius idea turns into a do it yourself comedic disaster! In the end, they learn that they are wonderful and extraordinary just being who they are, and that they are purrrr...fectly precious, no matter what!

CLEO

Author : Helen Brown
Publisher : Kensington Books
ISBN 13 : 1496727576
Total Pages : 352 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (967 download)

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Download or read book CLEO written by Helen Brown and published by Kensington Books. This book was released on 2019-07-30 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Beloved #1 International Bestseller Tenth Anniversary Edition “We’re just going to look.” Helen Brown had no intention of adopting a pet when she brought her young sons to visit a friend’s new kittens. But the runt of the litter was irresistible, with her overlarge ears and dainty chin. When Cleo was delivered weeks later, she had no way of knowing that her new family had just been hit by an unthinkable tragedy. Helen was sure she couldn’t keep her—until she saw something she thought had vanished from earth forever: her son’s smile. The reckless, rambunctious kitten stayed. Through happiness and heartbreak, changes and new beginnings, Cleo was the glue that affectionately held Helen’s family together. Rich in wisdom, wit, heart, and healing, here is the story of a cat with an extraordinary gift for knowing just where she was needed most. With a New Afterword by the Author “A remarkable memoir . . . Helen Brown opened my heart.” —Beth Hoffman, New York Times bestselling author “An absolute must.” —Cat World

Murder Gets a Makeover

Author : Laura Levine
Publisher : Kensington Cozies
ISBN 13 : 1496728157
Total Pages : 229 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (967 download)

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Download or read book Murder Gets a Makeover written by Laura Levine and published by Kensington Cozies. This book was released on 2021-09-28 with total page 229 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The latest in acclaimed TV comedy writer and novelist Laura Levine’s witty, lighthearted mystery series featuring Hollywood-based freelance writer Jaine Austen and her snarky cat, Prozac—a laugh-out-loud read for fans of Joanne Fluke, Miranda James, and Laura Childs. Uber-stylist Bebe Braddock plans to juice up her Instagram feed and thinks Jaine would make a perfect “Before & After” model. At Lance’s insistence Jaine is ushered into Bebe’s sprawling Brentwood spread to await her transformation. Yet, while the surroundings are glamorous, the atmosphere is toxic as Bebe bullies her team of assistants, and even her husband, into obeying her every whim. Having earned the wrath of everyone in her orbit, few are shocked when Bebe is found strangled with one of her detested wire hangers. But Jaine’s prints are all over the murder weapon, making her a prime suspect. The police, however, aren’t the only ones showing interest in her—so is Justin, Bebe’s very cute, very young personal assistant. While Jaine navigates a cougar-style romance, Prozac is mistakenly hailed as a feline hero and catapults into internet fame. Still, there are more urgent matters at hand than Prozac’s swelling ego. Unless Jaine can track down Bebe’s killer and clear her own name, the only new outfit she’ll be modeling is an orange prison jumpsuit . . . “As always, Levine’s spunky heroine gets the last laugh.” —Kirkus Reviews “For lovers of the zany this is a sure thing.” —Booklist

I Wish For You

Author : Camilla Isley
Publisher : Pink Bloom Press
ISBN 13 : 0996556109
Total Pages : 305 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (965 download)

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Download or read book I Wish For You written by Camilla Isley and published by Pink Bloom Press. This book was released on 2022-01-19 with total page 305 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If all your wishes could suddenly come true, what would you do? A year ago when the love of her life dumped her for no apparent reason, Ally thought she had hit rock bottom. But now that she has seen him with another woman, and one she knows only too well, her life seems to have reached a whole new level of low. Yet, when she stumbles across an ancient object infused with magical powers and a stranger with a dark past appears out of nowhere promising to grant all her wishes, she finds herself hoping again. Suddenly Ally's life is turned upside down; she has a mystery to solve, a rival to beat, a millenarian curse to break, and well, she wants to have some fun playing with her new "gifts"... But can she wish her way to happily ever after?

Carry on in Laughter

Author : Eileen Rice Kent
Publisher : Page Publishing Inc
ISBN 13 : 164298938X
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (429 download)

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Download or read book Carry on in Laughter written by Eileen Rice Kent and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2020-11-09 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eileen weaves 18 non-fiction and fictional stories that bring generations together in friendship, fun, love and sometimes sadness. There is the pain of a parent’s early death, a caring relationship between a nurse and a young hospital patient and then fun and games on a Manhattan street. She creates a montage of fictional stories showing love lost, an advertising executive longing for another life, a distraught homeless woman begging on the streets, a compulsive gambler struggling with his addiction and two childhood sweethearts reunited under dire circumstances. Magical times are described on the lure of New York City streets during the summers of the 1940’s and 50’s. The kids created their games without parental supervision. They would melt crayons inside bottle caps for street checkers. Thrown out broom sticks became stickball bats. Cell phones were not even invented then. For 11-year olds caring for a pet mouse in a hidden place in a basement taught them love and responsibility. Archie Comics was the teens’ social commentator. The kids would sit on the stoop in a group reading and commenting on the characters. Then there were glorious beach days, a transition to high school and a take-off on a pair of teddy bears and then life in the duck world. Working as a reporter, Eileen was interviewing a Trash to Energy Manager when a kitten lunged onto his chest. It accidentally came in on a dumpster truck that was hauling garbage to the center. Dumpster, the kitten went from rags to riches into his new life. The exotic Cyprus trip was memorable, and a Cancun trip created uncertainty, but a Mexican gentleman changed that.

Karma Inc.

Author : Melanie James
Publisher : Melanie James
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 267 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Karma Inc. written by Melanie James and published by Melanie James. This book was released on 2024-06-28 with total page 267 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Laugh Till It Hurts Literal Leigh Romance Diaries Spin-off. Witches, Werebears, and Imps. Oh my! Waiting for Karma is fine—for the patient. But for the rest of us, it sure would be nice to give Karma a little nudge every once in a while. Was it one too many dates that turned out to be losers or liars? Have a problem with two-faced backstabbers? And don’t even start with the so-called customer service centers. There comes a day when enough is really, truthfully, enough already. For Kelly and Esmeralda, two snarky single witches, that day was yesterday. After applying their witchcraft to dish out a little magical payback, they realize they have a penchant for the dark art of revenge. And who’s to say a witch can’t make a few bucks with a talent like that? Doing the odd job was fun and gratifying. Then along came an unusual client with a pitch for an idea, “Karma Inc.-Reality TV.” The witches set up shop in the sleepy little town of Caldron Falls, Wisconsin. By enabling the good citizens to settle old scores, they hoped to transform the town into a virtual coliseum of televised revenge. It didn’t take long before a few inconvenient and unexpected dead bodies began to pile up. To complicate matters, Caldron Falls just happens to have more than its fair share of paranormal creatures, not to mention a Chicago mobster seemingly bent on taking over the town. Can Esmeralda and Kelly solve the rash of unexplained deaths before they get the blame and end up behind bars? What will Marie Laveau and the Witch's Union have to say about this?

UpHill

Author : Jody Overend
Publisher : Next Chapter
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 329 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (661 download)

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Download or read book UpHill written by Jody Overend and published by Next Chapter. This book was released on 2021-12-13 with total page 329 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hillary Wilkes is the unlikely middle-aged heroine in this romantic comedy about a woman whose life is a precarious climb on an uphill battle. Toronto, early 2000's. Hillary "Lary" Wilkes is an emotionally and physically challenged, Over Fifty, once a very vibrant woman. She's at the lowest point of her life, having lost her dream job to a younger woman, her self-esteem, and even her sense of humor. Hillary is overweight, underloved and, as a result, feels unlovable - except perhaps from her family, whose encouragement keeps her from bottoming out. But enough of the self-pity: this is the year she will find herself an exciting new career, lose the 20 pounds for good and find the perfect mate. Quit smoking. Sort out her finances and ... well, maybe she can't do it all at once. But with the help of her best friend Becks, her wonderful neighbor Howard, her lovely niece Pumpkin and her loyal brother Roger, and the cheery encouragement from a new friend Dudley, she knows she can do it. One step at a time. With a hitch here and there and plenty of fun and hilarity, Lary reaches for the hilltop. But can she find the perfect job, and the perfect man?