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Book Synopsis Memorable Senior Moments by : Jerry M Orbos Svd
Download or read book Memorable Senior Moments written by Jerry M Orbos Svd and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-29 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is a collection of funny anecdotes, touching and meaningful stories, and reflections about growing old. Let us delight in the humor that the elderly bring to us, treasure the values and lessons they teach us, and be truly edified and inspired by their lives. -- Fr Jerry Orbos SVD
Book Synopsis My Favorite Senior Moments by : Karen O'Connor
Download or read book My Favorite Senior Moments written by Karen O'Connor and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2015-03-01 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humor and joy abound in this entertaining look at senior life. From handling day-to-day foibles to connecting with your kids and grandkids, gentle humorist Karen O'Connor keeps you smiling, laughing, and appreciating the wisdom that comes with experience. My Favorite Senior Moments encourages you to look on the sunny...and funny...side of the street and enjoy the benefits of living long, including... chuckling at how God uses children to remind you of His blessings discovering that love and romance have no time limits navigating today's technology...with the help of grandkids remembering penny loafers—even if the salesperson doesn't enjoying new adventures and appreciating familiar ones God is with you every step of the way, and these vignettes full of character and wit prove it.
Book Synopsis Senior Moments (Did I Do That?) by : Gigi Braynon Watson
Download or read book Senior Moments (Did I Do That?) written by Gigi Braynon Watson and published by . This book was released on 2003-05-01 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WHAT OTHERS SAY "SENIOR MOMENTS is very funny. Laughter always makes me feel better. I have experienced many of the examples describeed in this book for several years." - Rosa Parks, Civil Rights Activist, Detroit, Michigan "I couldn't put the book down. As I flipped the pages, it seemed as if every page was about me" Geraldine Wright-Collins, Elementary School Principal, Atlanta, Georgia "I purchased some issues of the first edition of SENIOR MOMENTS as gifts for my friends and relatives. They loved it!" -Barbara Sargent Killen, Richmond Heights, Florida I read a few pages aloud when I went to a beauty salon. Everybody wanted to know where they could purchase the book."-Cletonia Franklin, Insrtuctional Specialist, Atlanta, Georgia "I enjoyed reading every page. It's almost as if I were looking in a mirror. A lot of the stories sounded just like me."-Billye Ivy, Miami Florida
Book Synopsis Help, Lord! I'm Having a Senior Moment by : Karen O'Connor
Download or read book Help, Lord! I'm Having a Senior Moment written by Karen O'Connor and published by Revell. This book was released on 2003-10-24 with total page 167 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like it or not, senior moments happen. We might as well laugh about them and thank God for the way they add interest to our lives. After all, what would life be without the phone ringing faintly from where you left it in the fridge? Some senior moments are more heartbreaking or embarrassing than funny. But in every case, we can take them to the Lord who cares for us. Each of the 90 short pieces in this encouraging book contains a note to God about a topic of special interest to seniors, a word from God in Scripture, a prayer, and a place for the reader to write his or her note to God.
Book Synopsis 365 Senior Moments You'd Rather Forget by : Karen O'Connor
Download or read book 365 Senior Moments You'd Rather Forget written by Karen O'Connor and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2012-09-01 with total page 141 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Karen O’Connor, bestselling author of Gettin’ Old Ain’t for Wimps (more than 300,000 copies sold), offers a great collection of humorous anecdotes on senior moments. Readers in the better half of life will discover 365 rather funny situations to avoid, with some of them sounding all too familiar. They are encouraged to avoid… leaving the key in the front door and going to sleep feeling secure. purchasing a book to improve your memory but leaving it at the checkout counter. dropping the boat anchor and then realizing it wasn’t tied to the boat. This warmhearted and playful book encourages laughter and taking life in stride.
Download or read book Senior Moments written by Joey Green and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2002-10-02 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the small betrayals of the body to the subtle, always embarrassing tricks of the mind, "Senior Moments" charts the odd twists and turns that can make getting older feel like a voyage into the Twilight Zone.
Book Synopsis Help, Lord! I'm Having a Senior Moment--Again! by : Karen O'Connor
Download or read book Help, Lord! I'm Having a Senior Moment--Again! written by Karen O'Connor and published by Gospel Light Publications. This book was released on 2005 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While growing older certainly has its benefits, its downside poses big challenges. Physical decline; loss of spouses, relatives and friends; memory lapses; feelings of inadequacy or uselessness-such things can give us those "senior moments" that sidetrack us with fear and worry. In this sequel to her bestselling book, Karen O'Connor brings even more encouragement to people in their golden years, prompting them to reflect, laugh, play and take both burdens and joys to the Lord who cares for them.
Book Synopsis My Phone Was in the Fridge by : Media A F
Download or read book My Phone Was in the Fridge written by Media A F and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-07-07 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Remember when your parents would say they were having a "senior moment" when they couldn't find their keys? As it turns out, you don't have to be a senior to do this. Living in an age of multi-tasking has apparently fried our brains to the point where people in their twenties are looking for their phone....while they are on the phone. This is a collection of "senior moments" experienced by people of all ages. Hopefully they will make you laugh and feel better about how you're doing in life. When you're done reading them, we've also provided you with some space to make your own collection, either of your own moments or those of friends and relatives. Keep this book and refer back to it for years to come!
Book Synopsis The Big Book of Senior Moments by : Bennett Melville
Download or read book The Big Book of Senior Moments written by Bennett Melville and published by Skyhorse. This book was released on 2015-10-20 with total page 294 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Old age isn’t for wimps, nor is it for those without a sense of humor. The Big Book of Senior Moments is chock full of those small blunders, momentary lapses, and misplaced keys that happen to all of us. Humor might not help you remember your cat’s name, but it will certainly make you feel less alone! Did you know that Albert Einstein once searched frantically for his misplaced train ticket because he couldn’t remember where he was going? Or that Marilyn Monroe forgot the same line through 52 takes during the filming of Some Like it Hot? Can you believe that Marlon Brando had to have his lines written on another actor’s forehead so he could get through a scene? If you have done something like this, don’t despair, for you are among other greats like Lincoln, Beethoven, Newton, Toscanini, and a whole assortment of presidents, poets, philosophers, popes, and Nobel Prize–winners. The Big Book of Senior Moments will be sure to bring a smile to friends and family alike. Don’t forget to pick up your copy today!
Book Synopsis Senior Moments: Older But No Wiser by : Tim (Cartoonist) Whyatt
Download or read book Senior Moments: Older But No Wiser written by Tim (Cartoonist) Whyatt and published by Senior Moments. This book was released on 2019-10 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis 1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments by : Tom Friedman
Download or read book 1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments written by Tom Friedman and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2006-05-03 with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No, you’re not losing your mind. And you’re definitely not alone. There’s Jimmy Carter, forgetting the nuclear launch codes in a suit at the dry cleaners. Rod Stewart fumbling for the name of the intense first love who inspired “Maggie Mae.” G. K. Chesterton writing a long letter to hismother announcing the good news about his engagement—while his mother is in the room with him. Marilyn Monroe blowing the same line through 52 takes during the filming of Some Like It Hot. Celebrating history’s greatest mental lapses, is a perfect impulse book in the fine gift format of Famous Last Words. Not just outlandishly funny, it’s also a book of great comfort—after all, having a senior moment puts you in the company of Einstein, Lincoln, Beethoven, Newton, Toscanini, and a whole assortment of presidents, poets, philosophers, popes, and Nobel Prize–winners. Talk about gaffes. Here are best men forgetting to show up at the wedding. Judges staggered by the incompetence of their previous decisions. Senators frozen in front of TV cameras. Olympic officials gazing absently while bewildered runners continue through the finish line. Bono losing the only copy of his lyrics to a new album. Forget to pick up your copy today!
Book Synopsis Senior Moments (Did I Do That?) by : Gigi Braynon Watson
Download or read book Senior Moments (Did I Do That?) written by Gigi Braynon Watson and published by Lagesse Stevens. This book was released on 2003-06-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis More Senior Moments (The Ones We Forgot) by : Shelley Klein
Download or read book More Senior Moments (The Ones We Forgot) written by Shelley Klein and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2011-08-31 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Crammed full of anecdotes, tips, confessions and advice, More Senior Moments will ensure that getting to grips with newfangled technology, remembering your best friend's name and putting matching socks on will become a breeze.
Book Synopsis 1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments by : Tom Friedman
Download or read book 1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments written by Tom Friedman and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2017-05-16 with total page 195 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The president who left the nuclear launch codes in a suit at the dry cleaners. The novelist who put the orange juice outside and the kitten in the refrigerator. The Russian general who left home in full military dress . . . minus his pants. The famous sex goddess who blew the same line through 52 takes. And the rock star who no longer remembers 1975. Filled with classic lapses, gaffes, and mental bloopers, 1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments is a fabulous and witty gift for anyone of a certain age. And now it is updated, revised with more than 20 percent new stories, and repackaged in two color, making it an even more vibrant, visually appealing, fresh, and compellingly readable book. Anyone who’s ever had a mental lapse will empathize with relative spring chicken Nicki Minaj, who, while accepting a BET Viewers’ Choice Award, forgot why she was receiving the statuette (on live national television, no less). Or the team of astrophysicists who believed they had discovered proof of alien life—only to discover the signals were coming from the lunchroom microwave. Here’s a best man forgetting to show up at the wedding, a musician leaving his priceless cello in a cab, the bank robber who wrote a holdup note on a paycheck stub that had his name and address printed on it, and the Fox studio chief who, when pressed by his leading lady to remember her name, offered “. . . Cleopatra?”
Book Synopsis The Book of Senior Moments by : Shelley Klein
Download or read book The Book of Senior Moments written by Shelley Klein and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2010-01-30 with total page 233 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An absolutely essential book for anyone growing long in the tooth and short of memory.
Book Synopsis The Little Book of Senior Moments by : Freddie Green
Download or read book The Little Book of Senior Moments written by Freddie Green and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2024-04-04 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You know you're having a senior moment when... ... you decide it's time to pull up your socks, and realise you forgot to put any on. If this sounds all too familiar, read on to discover whether your marbles just need a spring clean or you've well and truly lost them!
Book Synopsis God Bless My Senior Moments by : Karen O'Connor
Download or read book God Bless My Senior Moments written by Karen O'Connor and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2014-04-01 with total page 47 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Your later years can be golden! Humorist and bestselling author Karen O’Connor offers brief, daily prayers to highlight the joys of living while gently poking fun at the humorous moments we all experience. These insightful prayers of gratitude, grace, and good humor will inspire you to take life in stride and look for the positives: Good thinking, Lord! Thanks to you, I remembered to take my mailbox key when I went to the post office. Jesus, be with me when I stumble over a word or trip on a step. Pick me up, dust me off, and comfort me so I’m ready to continue. What a joy it is, dear God, to relax with my spouse. We’re as comfy and familiar with each other as a pair of worn slippers. With more than 300 daily prayers, God Bless My Senior Moments offers ample ways to find humor in common foibles and plenty of encouragement to help you stay enthusiastic and in touch with God.
