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Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie

Author : Jeff Norton
Publisher : Faber & Faber
ISBN 13 : 0571308104
Total Pages : 168 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (713 download)

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Download or read book Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie written by Jeff Norton and published by Faber & Faber. This book was released on 2014-08-05 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'My name is Adam Meltzer and the last thing I remember was being stung by a bee while swinging at a robot-shaped piñata on my twelfth birthday. I was dead before the candy hit the ground.' Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie is narrated by the hilarious Adam Meltzer - pre-teen, worrywart, and now zombie. Adam's family gets the fright of their lives when he turns up at their door . . . three months after his funeral. Soon Adam's back at school trying to fit in and not draw extra attention to himself, but when he sees his neighbour Ernesto transform into a chupacubra, and the beautiful Corina (Adam's number one mega-crush) turns out to be a (vegan) vampire, undead life is never going to be the same again. A hilarious adventure caper - if Ferris Bueller met Shaun of the Dead - all about friendship and being yourself . . . even if you're undead.

Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie: Escape from Camp

Author : Jeff Norton
Publisher : Faber & Faber
ISBN 13 : 057131189X
Total Pages : 156 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (713 download)

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Download or read book Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie: Escape from Camp written by Jeff Norton and published by Faber & Faber. This book was released on 2015-09-15 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You'll laugh until you die! Adam Meltzer, the world's most neurotic teenager, who just happens to be a zombie, is back! After solving the mystery of the zombees, Adam and his friends Corina (a vegan vampire) and Ernesto (a reluctant chupacubra) head off to summer camp for a well-earned break from detective work. But the countryside in their hometown of Croxton is just as weird and wonderful and soon they are investigating something deadly dangerous in the deep, dark woods...

Alienated: Grounded at Groom Lake

Author : Jeff Norton
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781911195962
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (959 download)

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Download or read book Alienated: Grounded at Groom Lake written by Jeff Norton and published by . This book was released on 2018-11 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Dino Knights: Panterra in Peril

Author : Jeff Norton
Publisher : Dino Knights
ISBN 13 : 9781912650736
Total Pages : 176 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (57 download)

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Download or read book Dino Knights: Panterra in Peril written by Jeff Norton and published by Dino Knights. This book was released on 2021-07 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Age range 8 to 12 In a medieval land where dinosaurs still roam, lowly stable boy Henry Fairchild joins the brave Dino Knights and rides into adventure on the back of a T-Rex. A fast-paced action-adventure series about bravery, friendship, and being your best self. Teachers' notes available here

Let's Pretend This Never Happened

Author : Jenny Lawson
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101573082
Total Pages : 384 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (15 download)

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Download or read book Let's Pretend This Never Happened written by Jenny Lawson and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-04-17 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times bestselling (mostly true) memoir from the hilarious author of Furiously Happy. “Gaspingly funny and wonderfully inappropriate.”—O, The Oprah Magazine When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Readers Guide Inside

Miss Ex-Yugoslavia

Author : Sofija Stefanovic
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1501165763
Total Pages : 272 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (11 download)

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Download or read book Miss Ex-Yugoslavia written by Sofija Stefanovic and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-04-17 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A “funny and tragic and beautiful in all the right places” (Jenny Lawson, #1 New York Times bestseller author of Furiously Happy) memoir about the immigrant experience and life as a perpetual fish-out-of-water, from the acclaimed Serbian-Australian storyteller. Sofija Stefanovic makes the first of many awkward entrances in 1982, when she is born in socialist Yugoslavia. The circumstances of her birth (a blackout, gasoline shortages, bickering parents) don’t exactly get her off to a running start. While around her, ethnic tensions are stoked by totalitarian leaders with violent agendas, Stefanovic’s early life is filled with Yugo rock, inadvisable crushes, and the quirky ups and downs of life in a socialist state. As the political situation grows more dire, the Stefanovics travel back and forth between faraway, peaceful Australia, where they can’t seem to fit in, and their turbulent homeland, which they can’t seem to shake. Meanwhile, Yugoslavia collapses into the bloodiest European conflict in recent history. Featuring warlords and beauty queens, tiger cubs and Baby-Sitters Clubs, Sofija Stefanovic’s memoir is a window to a complicated culture that she both cherishes and resents. Revealing war and immigration from the crucial viewpoint of women and children, Stefanovic chronicles her own coming-of-age, both as a woman and as an artist. Refreshingly candid, poignant, and illuminating, “Stefanovic’s story is as unique and wacky as it is important” (Esquire).

Dino Knights: Invasion

Author : Jeff Jeff Norton
Publisher : Dino Knights
ISBN 13 : 9781912650880
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (58 download)

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Download or read book Dino Knights: Invasion written by Jeff Jeff Norton and published by Dino Knights. This book was released on 2022-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Age range 8 to 12 The second in a fast-paced fantasy adventure featuring dinosaurs and knights. When the Highlanders are attacked and kidnapped by their ruthless neighbours, the Dino Knights are torn between avenging Ellie's Highlander family or protecting Brecklan which is now under threat. Ellie and Henry risk everything and disobey orders to go to the rescue. But in doing so they make a powerful new ally who will help them save Brecklan. 'You like knights? You like dinosaurs? Watch out your head might just explode!' -- The Times 'I thoroughly enjoyed reading this book. It is fast-paced and packed full of action and adventure.' -- Reading Zone 'The series has all kinds of potential directions to go and there are bound to be many more surprises in store.' -- Books for Keeps

We Have Always Lived in the Castle

Author : Shirley Jackson
Publisher : Dramatists Play Service Inc
ISBN 13 : 9780822212263
Total Pages : 86 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (122 download)

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Download or read book We Have Always Lived in the Castle written by Shirley Jackson and published by Dramatists Play Service Inc. This book was released on 1967-10 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE STORY: The home of the Blackwoods near a Vermont village is a lonely, ominous abode, and Constance, the young mistress of the place, can't go out of the house without being insulted and stoned by the villagers. They have also composed a nasty s

You're Never Weird on the Internet (Almost)

Author : Felicia Day
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 147678566X
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (767 download)

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Book Synopsis You're Never Weird on the Internet (Almost) by : Felicia Day

Download or read book You're Never Weird on the Internet (Almost) written by Felicia Day and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-04-19 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Internet isn't all cat videos. There's also Felicia Day -- violinist, filmmaker, Internet entrepreneur, compulsive gamer, hoagie specialist, and former lonely homeschooled girl who overcame her isolated childhood to become the ruler of a new world ... or at least semi-influential in the world of Internet Geeks and Goodreads book clubs. After growing up in the south where she was "homeschooled for hippie reasons", Felicia moved to Hollywood to pursue her dream of becoming an actress and was immediately typecast as a crazy cat-lady secretary. But Felicia's misadventures in Hollywood led her to produce her own web series, own her own production company, and become an Internet star. Felicia's short-ish life and her rags-to-riches rise to Internet fame launched her career as one of the most influential creators in new media. Now Felicia's strange world is filled with thoughts on creativity, video games, and a dash of mild feminist activism -- just like her memoir. Felicia's story demonstrates that everyone should embrace what makes them different and be brave enough to share it with the world, because anything is possible now -- even for a digital misfit.

The Big Turnoff

Author : Ellen Currey-Wilson
Publisher : Algonquin Books
ISBN 13 : 9781565125391
Total Pages : 360 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (253 download)

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Download or read book The Big Turnoff written by Ellen Currey-Wilson and published by Algonquin Books. This book was released on 2007-04-20 with total page 360 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A whimsical and wise parenting memoir describes how one television-addicted mother, vowing to become a better parent than her own, launched a campaign to kick the TV habit and remove the "boob tube" from her son's everyday life.

Attack of the Giant Robot Chickens

Author : Alexander Smith
Publisher : Floris Books
ISBN 13 : 1782500294
Total Pages : 145 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (825 download)

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Download or read book Attack of the Giant Robot Chickens written by Alexander Smith and published by Floris Books. This book was released on 2014-02-13 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the chicken cross the road? TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! The city of Aberdeen is being terrorised by giant robot chickens who want to peck out every last sign of human resistance. The streets are empty, the adults have vanished - and those left behind are fighting for survival. Jesse and his friends are desperate to save their families and stop the feathered fiends. They hatch a master plan ... but can a gang of kids REALLY defeat an army of angry robot chickens? A hilarious, weird and wonderful adventure from a cracking new author.

Sag Harbor

Author : Colson Whitehead
Publisher : Anchor
ISBN 13 : 0385529392
Total Pages : 290 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (855 download)

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Download or read book Sag Harbor written by Colson Whitehead and published by Anchor. This book was released on 2009-04-28 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BESTSELLER • PEN/FAULKNER AWARD FINALIST • From the two-time Pulitzer Prize-winning author of The Underground Railroad and The Nickel Boys: a hilarious and supremely original novel set in the Hamptons in the 1980s, "a tenderhearted coming-of-age story fused with a sharp look at the intersections of race and class” (The New York Times). Benji Cooper is one of the few Black students at an elite prep school in Manhattan. But every summer, Benji escapes to the Hamptons, to Sag Harbor, where a small community of Black professionals have built a world of their own. The summer of ’85 won’t be without its usual trials and tribulations, of course. There will be complicated new handshakes to fumble through and state-of-the-art profanity to master. Benji will be tested by contests big and small, by his misshapen haircut (which seems to have a will of its own), by the New Coke Tragedy, and by his secret Lite FM addiction. But maybe, just maybe, this summer might be one for the ages. Look for Colson Whitehead’s new novel, Crook Manifesto, coming soon!

Fight for the Future

Author : Jeff Norton
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 1408316544
Total Pages : 262 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (83 download)

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Download or read book Fight for the Future written by Jeff Norton and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2012-08-02 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jonah Delacroix can't stand the real world - so he lives most of his life inside a global computer-based virtual world called the Metasphere, where everyone is represented by an avatar. When he discovers the avatar of his dead father, and assumes his online identity, a series of events are unleashed that compel Jonah to race across the real world with a secret society to protect the freedom of all mankind...

Night of the Pet Zombies

Author : A. G. Cascone
Publisher : Troll Communications
ISBN 13 : 9780816743971
Total Pages : 148 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (439 download)

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Download or read book Night of the Pet Zombies written by A. G. Cascone and published by Troll Communications. This book was released on 1997 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: David and Eddie use Miracle Life to save their science project plants from certain death. But when some spills in the backyard, flowers aren't the only dead things that come back to life.

Stomp School

Author : Jeff Norton
Publisher : Caterpillar Books
ISBN 13 : 9781848575882
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (758 download)

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Download or read book Stomp School written by Jeff Norton and published by Caterpillar Books. This book was released on 2017-08-10 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Rikki, the little kaiju who just loves to build things. Find out what happens on his first day at Stomp School, where he is in for a few surprises! Every parent will identify with the universal themes of creativity and destruction in this die-cut novelty book.

Battle of the Immortal

Author : Jeff Norton
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 1408323826
Total Pages : 217 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (83 download)

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Download or read book Battle of the Immortal written by Jeff Norton and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2013-05-02 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hordes of Uploaded (the online incarnations of dead people) have escaped the Metasphere and taken over the bodies of living people in the real world. As warring factions vie for control of the online sphere, computer viruses and rocket technology are among the weapons used in a savage battle between the living and the dead. Jonah faces an ever more complicated future - and must make a terrible choice about his own Uploaded father...

Balthazar

Author : Claudia Gray
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0062099159
Total Pages : 259 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (62 download)

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Download or read book Balthazar written by Claudia Gray and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2012-03-06 with total page 259 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For hundreds of years, the vampire Balthazar has been alone—without allies, without love. When Balthazar agrees to help Skye Tierney, a human girl who once attended Evernight Academy, he has no idea how dangerous it will be. Skye’s newfound psychic powers have caught the attention of Redgrave, the cruel, seductive master vampire responsible for murdering Balthazar and his family four centuries ago. Now Redgrave plans to use Skye’s powers for his own evil purposes. Balthazar will do whatever it takes to stop Redgrave and exact his long-awaited revenge against his killer. As Skye and Balthazar stand together to fight him, they grow closer—first unwillingly, then undeniably. Balthazar realizes his lonely world could finally be changed by her. . . . In a story filled with forbidden love and dark suspense, one of the most beloved characters in Claudia Gray’s New York Times bestselling Evernight series will captivate readers with his battle to overcome his past and follow his heart.