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Me and the Blondes

Author : Teresa Toten
Publisher : Puffin Canada
ISBN 13 : 9780143053071
Total Pages : 234 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (53 download)

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Download or read book Me and the Blondes written by Teresa Toten and published by Puffin Canada. This book was released on 2006-04-25 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “How did your poor husband pass away?” Make it simple, Mama, I tried to bore into her, simple, simple… “His brains exploded.” I heard a gasp. It was me. “An aneurysm?” “Okay,” said Mama. “I’m sorry, hon,” said Mrs. Haver. “At least it was fast.” “It vas?” Mama looked puzzled. I nodded furiously at her. “Ya. It vas. Yours?” “Heart attack.” “Oooo, dat’s good too.” I could’ve killed her. Sophie Kandinsky has spent the last six years trying to keep her crazy family life secret. The devil is in the details. The first detail is her larger-than-life, eccentric, Bulgarian mother. The slightly larger detail is the fact that her gentle, poet-father has been charged with murder. All Sophie wants is to be adored and invincible, which is really hard once people find out her father’s in prison. But this time, after yet another move to another new school, and another opportunity to wipe the slate clean, Sophie has devised a plan. On her first day of school, she will locate The Blondes—that clique of perfect, confident girls who are beyond gossip and reproach—and she will make them her friends. This time, no one will find out the truth. This time, everything will be brilliant.

The Blondes

Author : Emily Schultz
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 146684146X
Total Pages : 398 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (668 download)

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Download or read book The Blondes written by Emily Schultz and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2015-04-21 with total page 398 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Blondes is a hilarious and whipsmart novel where an epidemic of a rabies-like disease is carried only by blonde women, all of whom must go to great lengths to conceal their blondness. Hazel Hayes is a grad student living in New York City. As the novel opens, she learns she is pregnant (from an affair with her married professor) at an apocalyptically bad time: random but deadly attacks on passers-by, all by blonde women, are terrorizing New Yorkers. Soon it becomes clear that the attacks are symptoms of a strange illness that is transforming blondes—whether CEOs, flight attendants, students or accountants—into rabid killers. Emily Schultz's beautifully realized novel is a mix of satire, thriller, and serious literary work. With biting satiric wit, The Blondes is at once an examination of the complex relationships between women, and a merciless but giddily enjoyable portrait of what happens in a world where beauty is—literally—deadly.

Death Prefers Blondes

Author : Caleb Roehrig
Publisher : Feiwel & Friends
ISBN 13 : 1250155819
Total Pages : 389 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (51 download)

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Download or read book Death Prefers Blondes written by Caleb Roehrig and published by Feiwel & Friends. This book was released on 2019-01-29 with total page 389 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Teenage socialite Margo Manning leads a dangerous double life. By day, she dodges the paparazzi while soaking up California sunshine. By night, however, she dodges security cameras and armed guards, pulling off high-stakes cat burglaries with a team of flamboyant young men. In and out of disguise, she’s in all the headlines. But then Margo’s personal life takes a sudden, dark turn, and a job to end all jobs lands her crew in deadly peril. Overnight, everything she’s ever counted on is put at risk. Backs against the wall, the resourceful thieves must draw on their special skills to survive. But can one rebel heiress and four kickboxing drag queens withstand the slings and arrows of truly outrageous fortune? Or will a mounting sea of troubles end them—for good?

On Blondes

Author : Joanna Pitman
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing USA
ISBN 13 : 1596918799
Total Pages : 322 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (969 download)

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Download or read book On Blondes written by Joanna Pitman and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2008-12-18 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Fascinating ...Pitman skillfully navigates the complicated history of our addiction to fair hair, skipping through the centuries with an elegant touch' Independent 'Riveting ... provocative ... ON BLONDES is ultimately a study of power-and powerlessness-between the sexes ... travelling undercover, this brunette produced a book which, like its subject, is wonderfully enlightening' Telegraph In art and literature, in history and popular culture, blonde has never been a mere colour. For 2,500 years, it has been a blazing signal and around this obsession entire industries have developed, influential trends set. From Greek prostitutes mimicking the golden-haired Aphrodite, to the Californian beach babe; from pigeon-dung and saffron dyes to L'Oreal - because you're worth it - we see the lengths to which women will go to become blonde. The power and duality of the blonde as either erotic symbol or saintly virgin waxes and wanes but never disappears. Weaving a story rich in anecdote, history and high intrigue, Joanna Pitman effortlessly combines the wealth of her knowledge with a sharp and clear-sighted view of the power of the blonde throughout the ages.

Twilight of the Blondes

Author : Karoline Morrison
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781594040429
Total Pages : 346 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (44 download)

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Download or read book Twilight of the Blondes written by Karoline Morrison and published by . This book was released on 2011-05-01 with total page 346 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Blondes

Author : Emily Schultz
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 1250043352
Total Pages : 398 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (5 download)

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Download or read book The Blondes written by Emily Schultz and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2015-04-21 with total page 398 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "First published in Canada by Doubleday Canada, a division of Random House Canada Limited, [in 2012]"--Title page verso.

New York For Blondes

Author : Lisa Krämer
Publisher : BoD – Books on Demand
ISBN 13 : 373472953X
Total Pages : 214 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (347 download)

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Download or read book New York For Blondes written by Lisa Krämer and published by BoD – Books on Demand. This book was released on 2014-11-24 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With no concrete plan, and a little naive, Lisa is traveling to New York. Ostensibly, she just wants to improve her English. But, having reached a turning point in her career, she is secretly longing for a time-out. For nine and a half weeks she will conquer "her city", mostly on foot. Between shopping, culture, and celebrity hunting she will find tons of clichés and experiences, but also some surprises. And, on her way to the various sightseeing spots she will find the opportunity for contemplating her life and her approach towards it. The appeal of the uncertain and the freedom to do whatever she is in the mood for eventually lead to a liberating motto: "Just be yourself!"

Zombie Blondes

Author : Brian James
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 9780312573751
Total Pages : 260 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (737 download)

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Download or read book Zombie Blondes written by Brian James and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2009-05-12 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Each time fifteen-year-old Hannah and her out-of-work father move she has some fears about making friends, but a classmate warns her that in Maplecrest, Vermont, the cheerleaders really are monsters.

Blondes Have More Felons

Author : Alesia Holliday
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101498269
Total Pages : 284 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (14 download)

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Download or read book Blondes Have More Felons written by Alesia Holliday and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2006-03-07 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A lawyer who’s smarter than she looks and more stubborn than anyone expects opens her own practice in a small Florida town in this charming mystery. December Vaughn is tired of her roots. Not the ones in her hair—she is a real blonde after all—but her life in Ohio as a corporate attorney. She’s used to turning heads, but now it’s time to turn her life around. And what better way to prove all those dumb-blonde jokes wrong than by opening up her own practice in Florida? She’s going to take the Sunshine State by storm… Soon, she’s hired by a man whose wife died because of defective insulin. Now, the drug company and its ruthless lawyers are doing anything in their power to derail the case—and December. It’s enough to give a girl split ends. Luckily her over-the-top office manager, a card-sharp housewife, and a drop-dead gorgeous P.I. are on her side. Because December Vaughn may have parted ways with her old life, but she’s not about to give up her new one without a fight… From the Paperback edition.

All Blondes Live In Manhattan

Author : Michael Garrell
Publisher : Pine Book Writing
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 379 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book All Blondes Live In Manhattan written by Michael Garrell and published by Pine Book Writing . This book was released on 2024-06-14 with total page 379 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The story begins in New York City, a mysterious bond forms among four blonde women, linking their fates in ways they never imagined. Follow Ava, Soni, Madison, and Natalie as they escape a web of secrets, danger, and unexpected connections. The story begins with Ava Martinez, caught in a difficult situation, her life hanging in the balance. Little does she know, her fate is intertwined with three other women who share much more than just hair color As they come together, their lives are forever changed. From the streets of Chinatown to the glittering lights of Times Square, join these fearless women on a journey filled with twists and turns. With each step, they uncover clues, confront their fears, and forge unbreakable bonds. As the mystery deepens, Ava, Soni, Madison, and Natalie must race against time to discover the truth. Along the way, they'll discover the power of friendship, the strength of unity, and the courage to face their darkest secrets. "All Blondes Live in Manhattan" is a captivating tale of adventure, suspense, and the enduring power of sisterhood.

BLONDES and OTHER DANGEROUS WOMEN!

Author : Kelly Beckman
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 055702577X
Total Pages : 174 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (57 download)

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Download or read book BLONDES and OTHER DANGEROUS WOMEN! written by Kelly Beckman and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008-11-23 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BONUS BOOK OF TWO OF KELLY CHANCES BOOKS:BLONDES AND OTHER DANGEROUS WOMEN! &REDHEADS...BAD AND BEAUTIFUL!THE MOST DANGEROUS OF ALL! IN EACH, KELLY CHANCE IS A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR SAVING BLONDES AND REDHEADS FROM TROUBLE!HE IS THE POET, THE WHITE KNIGHT AND THE IRISH PRINCE! HE LIKES HIS CARS AND WOMEN FAST. WHEN BULLETS FLY, THESE ANGELS TAKE REFUGE IN HIS ARMS. AFTERWARDS,HE IS THE LONE WOLF, CHASING BAD GUYS AND SEEKING JUSTICE. HE IS THE ROMANTIC AND HERO WE ALL WANT TO BE! HIS PARTNER IS LINDA LOU, A BALLERINA, MARTIAL ARTS EXPERTS AND WITH AN AGENDA OF HER OWN! ENJOY THESE TWO STORIES. A FUN READ!

Beyond Blonde

Author : Teresa Toten
Publisher : Penguin Canada
ISBN 13 : 0143180231
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (431 download)

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Download or read book Beyond Blonde written by Teresa Toten and published by Penguin Canada. This book was released on 2011-02-01 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Beyond Blonde, Sophie’s world has exploded. Papa has left to try and get sober, and her first love, Luke, has left to marry the mother of his baby. Mama is functioning on auto-pilot, and even Sophie’s refuge in basketball is threatened, since the new assistant coach, David Wayne, seems to hate the sight of her. Life is further complicated by her sixteen-year-old body betraying her at every turn. Into this confusing breach step Sophie’s brilliant Blondes and the ever-audacious Aunties, helping her to battle back with heart and humour.

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes and But Gentlemen Marry Brunettes

Author : Anita Loos
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 9780141180694
Total Pages : 292 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (86 download)

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Download or read book Gentlemen Prefer Blondes and But Gentlemen Marry Brunettes written by Anita Loos and published by Penguin. This book was released on 1998-09-01 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Kissing your hand may make you feel very very good, but a diamond and safire bracelet lasts forever.” Anita Loos first published the diaries of the gold-digging blonde Lorelei Lee in the flapper days of 1925, forging a new archetype for the modern world. Gentlemen Prefer Blondes follows Lorelei and her best friend, Dorothy, from Hollywood to Manhattan to Paris and London, pursued by eager suitors all the while. In “the Central of Europe,” with a new diamond tiara in her handbag, Lorelei meets a traveling American millionaire who just might be the one. She retires her diary, but not for long, because, as she writes in the opening pages of But Gentlemen Marry Brunettes, “it is bright ideas that keep the home fires burning, and prevent a divorce from taking all of the bloom off Romance.” For more than seventy years, Penguin has been the leading publisher of classic literature in the English-speaking world. With more than 1,700 titles, Penguin Classics represents a global bookshelf of the best works throughout history and across genres and disciplines. Readers trust the series to provide authoritative texts enhanced by introductions and notes by distinguished scholars and contemporary authors, as well as up-to-date translations by award-winning translators.

Blood Stains Blondes

Author : T.A Scythe
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1105262839
Total Pages : 17 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (52 download)

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Download or read book Blood Stains Blondes written by T.A Scythe and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on with total page 17 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Blondes in Venetian Paintings, the Nine-banded Armadillo, and Other Essays in Biochemistry

Author : Konrad Bloch
Publisher : Yale University Press
ISBN 13 : 9780300070552
Total Pages : 280 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (75 download)

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Download or read book Blondes in Venetian Paintings, the Nine-banded Armadillo, and Other Essays in Biochemistry written by Konrad Bloch and published by Yale University Press. This book was released on 1994-01-01 with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this fascinating book, the Nobel Prize-winning scientist Konrad Bloch muses on various aspects of biochemistry, explaining the chemical basis for many biological phenomena. Drawing on his own experiences as well as on colorful anecdotes about the work of other scientists, Bloch presents a new way of looking at the world and a revealing glimpse into the ways that scientific discoveries are made and problems are solved. Bloch begins with a charming essay on why--despite the fact that peroxide had not yet been invented--there are so many blonde women in Italian Renaissance paintings. He then considers, among other topics, some important biochemical processes that were discovered because of contamination; the importance of trial and error in biochemical research; the explanation of lactose intolerance in adults and practices for avoiding it; why the choice of animal models is important for medical research (and how the author injected himself with extracts of the tubercle bacilli to study the pathology of tuberculosis); and why the exotic nine-banded armadillo has unique potential for use in many areas of medical and biological investigations. He concludes with thoughts on biochemistry's origin and future.

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

Author : Anita Loos
Publisher : Open Road Media
ISBN 13 : 1504066189
Total Pages : 113 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (4 download)

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Download or read book Gentlemen Prefer Blondes written by Anita Loos and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2021-01-05 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “The Great American Novel (at last!)” by Hollywood’s first female scriptwriter, and the basis for the movie starring Marilyn Monroe (Edith Wharton). Meet 1920s flapper Lorelei Lee, aka Mabel Minnow from Little Rock, Arkansas. She has it all: a millionaire “benefactor,” a lavish lifestyle, and dazzling good looks. The problem is she may be falling in love with a man who is temporarily married—and permanently poor. Luckily, Lorelei is distracted when her current male companion sends her on an “educational” tour of Europe with her plucky friend Dorothy. Gaining admirers and jewelry but never losing her heart, Lorelei eventually returns to New York, where she learns she had better stick with what works: charming men into love—and out of their money. “A guilty pleasure it may be, but it is impossible to overlook the enduring influence of a tale that helped to define the jazz age. . . . Long before Helen Fielding’s Bridget Jones, Loos hit on a young woman’s diary as the perfect medium for satirical romance.” —The Guardian, “The 100 Best Novels” “Anita Loos has captured an extraordinary voice, and therein lies not only the novel’s charm, but also its compelling force. . . . The novel resonates today, as it did nearly a century ago.” —Chicago Tribune, “Editor’s Choice” “Loos’ satirical reflection on all her lived experiences—marriages to men who undermined her, strong friendships with glamorous actresses like Constance Talmadge, and her perpetual battle against a patriarchal world that wasn’t eager to make space for her career ambitions.” —The A. V. Club

A Season for Killing Blondes

Author : Joanne Guidoccio
Publisher : The Wild Rose Press Inc
ISBN 13 : 1509201742
Total Pages : 251 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (92 download)

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Download or read book A Season for Killing Blondes written by Joanne Guidoccio and published by The Wild Rose Press Inc. This book was released on 2015-06-12 with total page 251 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hours before the opening of her career counseling practice, Gilda Greco discovers the body of golden girl, Carrie Ann Godfrey, neatly arranged in the dumpster outside Gilda’s office. Gilda’s life and budding career are stalled as Detective Carlo Fantin, her former high school crush, conducts the investigation. When three more dead blondes turn up, all brutally strangled and deposited near Gilda’s favorite haunts, she is pegged as a prime suspect for the murders. Frustrated by Carlo’s chilly detective persona and the mean girl antics of Carrie Ann’s meddling relatives, Gilda decides to launch her own investigation. She discovers a gaggle of suspects, among them a yoga instructor in need of anger management training, a lecherous photographer, and fourteen ex-boyfriends. As the puzzle pieces fall into place, shocking revelations emerge, forcing Gilda to confront the envy and deceit she has long overlooked.